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very-small-flower · 2 hours
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tiny bastard
(pls don’t repost anywhere without my permission, just reblog!)
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very-small-flower · 2 hours
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Neil "You can never play Exy again" Josten and Jean "Exy is the sole purpose of your existence" Moreau
Neil "I have no choice but to run" Josten and Jean "I have no choice but to stay" Moreau
Neil "I have to be alone" Josten and Jean "Do not leave me alone" Moreau
Neil "~10% of my internal monologue centers around hiding my scars" Josten and Jean "what?" Moreau
Neil "I don't swing" Josten and Jean "the cruelty behind these nonstop temptations" Moreau
Neil "no one can know how fucked up I am" Josten and Jean "everyone keeps saying I'm fucked up?" Moreau
Neil was being chased all his life but Jean had already been caught :/ :/
Foils of all time
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very-small-flower · 6 days
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kevin day: what a man
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very-small-flower · 1 month
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ppl are not mentally ill abt noah czerny enough,, like truly he is my fucking roman empire, i think abt him all the time i will never get “quietly slipped from time” out of my brain the implications that he just lives (?) perpetually through the years between his death and trk forever and ever is so. bc on one hand hes always in the kind of golden hour years that make up the series but also hes rapidly detiorating until he hits reset and does it again,,,, also ‘i was more when i was alive’ and his sister describing him as this fucking insane creative adrenaline rush blasting radio speeding ticket firecracker of a person vs blue describing him as smudgy and faded,,,,,,,, the worst tbing that could happen to the gangsey on their quest where they all frequently come very close to dying or losing their humanity hp lovecraft style is that they stop being friends vs whelk crushing noahs head in w his own skateboard on his hunt for the ley line,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whelks clear disregard for noah and his descriptions of him almost as a sort of sidekick vs the funeral scene where his family is so fucking devastated to have lost him and his sister giving a speech at the fucking school full of dickhead boys that fucking killed him just to preserve his legacy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the car almost fossilised in the woods lived in and bright and fast and loud but covered in pollen and leaves and unmoving for years,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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very-small-flower · 2 months
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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.
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very-small-flower · 2 months
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Had theory.
Is the event in episode 7 the Magnus Protocol? The woman said that there was gunfire and an armed security officer put a gun to her when she escaped. In episode 4, we learned that the protocol does involved a private military force. Is the Magnus Protocol a means of keeping Hilltop Road neutral ground? To protect the crack in reality?
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very-small-flower · 2 months
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YES!
When I first listened to the recording in ep4 I really got the vibe that they had some kind of emotional connection.
Relistened to ep7 and in the video of Lena and Klaus.. did anyone else notice a really loving tone in Lena's voice? Idk if I'm reading too much into it but it's so different from Lena's usual tone. The "we both know I do" sounds so apologetic.
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very-small-flower · 2 months
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I love the anatomy class- they're so great
Oh, we're blending into a college? OK! Time to pick very real human names :)
Okay, the nice professor taught us that we shaped something wrong, let's fix it real quick :)
Oh! We spilled blood everywhere?? Let's clean that up before he notices- wouldnt want to be a bother :))
Huh? We've been dropped into another dimension and are unable to communicate with our now warped god? Welp- time to blend in! Maybe we'll try a college again- we're really good at that :)
It's for a good cause ! :))
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very-small-flower · 2 months
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So what's up with the food, Lena?
Why is all food supposed to be eaten on site, Lena?
Why is Sam getting addicted to your coffee, Lena? Did you swap it for decaff?
Why for a second time we see new hire starting their work with eating something that Lena bought?
Why is it established for like third time Alice wants to eat outside of the office or brings her own food into the office?
WHY WAS SAM OKAY WHEN IT WAS JUST ALICE MAKING HIM COFFEE AND NOW HE'S ADDICTED TO OIRA COFFEE? WAS SHE SWAPPING IT WITH HER OWN COFFEE STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE?
WHAT'S IN THE MINI-DONUTS, LENA?
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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I read a fix where the Lazarus pit was referred to as a jacuzzi of immortality.
I thought that your day might be brightend by knowing this. (Btw the fic is Jason Todd:normal college student , on ao3)
Butttt what are some other alternative names for the Lazarus pits? And what do you think the Batman's favourite names for it are?
Cass: Rot Tub.
Duke: Cadaver Cauldron.
Tim: Corpse Bog.
Barbara: Manual Reset.
Dick: Bone Hole.
Steph: Bath and Body Works.
Jason: Rebirthing Canal.
Damian: Grandfather's "Special Room."
Bruce: I don't care if you call it that, just stop putting it on your mission reports!
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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I mean, Alice’s brother is definitely going to be first
Love that the vast majority of people listening to the Magnus Protocol right now are coming already from the Magnus Archives and so we’re rocking up like it’s the hunger games or something like-
“alright guys, wallets out, who do we think is gonna be the first to die? I’ve got $20 on Colin”
We really are not beating the “listeners are servants of The Eye” allegations anytime soon. We really will never learn our lesson huh?
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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You know what I will defend Colin even if he IS making the tech malfunction. Fuck that spacebar up Scottish man
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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“Big talk for someone who’s also on a leash”
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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The popular take for Alastor's irritated expression after coming out of the tailor's and seeing the TVs on the other side of the street seems to be that he was mad Vox wasn't paying attention to his new fit. But. Um. Have people considered he was simply pissed to see Vox livestreaming a disstrack about him onto the streets.
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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some of my favorite lucifer quotes so far
“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!”
“you like girls? so do i! we have so much in common!”
“🎵look at daddy’s reviews on yelp!🎶”
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very-small-flower · 3 months
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Okay people have been talking about this but I wanna talk about it too because my heart is in a vice grip over it
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The fact that Lucifer looks so vacant when the angels’ spears are on him. He looks so…dead and accepting. Like he doesn’t care what they do to him.
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But then when the spears suddenly turn to Charlie…
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He is horrified. He is so so scared of losing her, of anything bad or even lethal happening to her. He looks like he’s looking upon his worst nightmare seeing heaven threaten his little girl
(In other words, eat it Lute, he does care.)
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