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Me: thinking I did really well on my Ap Chemistry test and my teacher saying it’s one of the highest scoring tests of the year

Also me: gets a 74

#ok but like I’m usually good at chem #idk what happened #she didn’t put as many questions as she usually does #so they were all worth more #and I actually thought I did ok #guess not lmao #my soul hurt when I saw my grade #I was so confident #I had an A last semester #guess that’s gone #ap chemistry

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Acquaintance: says the “are you from New York even” TikTok sound

Me; a person who is from New York: *confused*

Me: I got rid of my winter coats?? It doesn’t really get cold here?

Her: *confused*

Me: *confused*

#tiktok sounds #are you from New York even #confused #I was literally so confused cause I was like I am??? from New York??? #and then they were confused #and it was a whole mess #I was like I am from New York #and they were like wait what #and I was like yeah #I moved here like a year ago #I was so lost Bc I hadn’t heard the sound #and was just like why am I being called a fake New Yorker???

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Update: it worked

Me, after literally harasses my parents into taking me to see spider-man

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*On TikTok*

Me: Sees spoiler warning, reads it, doesn’t comprehend, sees spoiler, dies inside

#spider man no way home #literally devastated #it keeps happening #I read but it takes a few minutes for me to understand #I’m so sad #i should probably just stop going on TikTok but my life is too boring to do that #hopefully I harassed my parents enough that they will take me soon #if I don’t see this movie within the next few days I might have a breakdown

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Me, after literally harasses my parents into taking me to see spider-man

#spiderman #no way home #peter parker #tom holland

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No one, literally no one:

Ben Warren: did you know that I’m a surgeon???

#ben warren #station 19 #andy herrera #robert sullivan #travis montgomery #victoria hughes #maya bishop #jack gibson #miranda bailey #dean miller #warren

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#shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #six of crows #kanej #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #the darkling #malyen oretsev #alina x aleksander #baghra morozova #aleksander morovoza #I’m so proud of this one 🙃

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#she was so fucking mad lmao #and the darkling was just like I mean ... I think I’m okay with this #that scene was so weird #shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #six of crows #kanej #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #zoya #zoya nazyanelsky #sankt juris

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#Matthias said BETRAYAL #but he got over it because he said 🥵 hot grisha 🥵 #anyway Matthias is a simp #matthias helvar #alina starkov #shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #six of crows #kanej #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #soc wylan #inej ghafa #captain inej #shadow and bone memes #six of crows memes

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#bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #crescent city #literally my favorite part of the entire book #sarah j maas

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#ngl im proud of this one #when I read this part #I made the lipstick in my Valentino bag sounds #the wha wa #you know what I’m talking about #she really said #bye bitch #the darkling really was like did that just fucking happen #MOM??!! #shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #kanej #kaz brekker #six of crows #the darkling #baghra morozova #aleksander morovoza

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#poor Jesper said I fucked up i fucked up #he was so upset with himself PLZ #I LOVE HIM #jesper fahey #shadow and bone #six of crows #soc wylan #wylan van eck

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#shadow and bone #alina starkov #nina zenik #kanej #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows

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Not my whole family watching the Bindi Irwin special and SOBBING over Steve Irwin

#actually sobbing #he was just so happy about his daughtet #this poor man was so fucking happy #I love him so much #steve irwin #crikey it’s a baby #bindi irwin

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#shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #kanej #adrik the uneven #adrik zhabin #nadia zhabin #six of crows #king of scars

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Am I the only one who can’t get over the fact that all the new saints were called really cool names and then poor Adrik over here gets his fucking missing arm pointed out every time someone mentions his name?? They really had the audacity to call him Adrik the Uneven. PLEASE it’s so funny but also so fucked up

#shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #adrik zhabin #nadia zhabin #adrik the uneven #when I read that I just like stared at the page for a full minute #I was like that can’t be right #I mean poor Adrik constantly getting his missing limb pointed out #like he saved these people and they were like ahh yes he is UNEVEN

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Is it bad that I always think of Nazi Germany when I think about Fjerda???

#shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai duology #nina zenik #kanej #six of crows #matthias helvar #idk why but it just has the same vibes??