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localcanadiancryptid22 · 4 months

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(i've been waiting forever to do this ahahahahahahahaha). Author's notes: The radcliffemobile is remy's car,it's a red truck car with many seats. Edit: Added the series title,and the chapter title n' number. And the "the radcliffes series" tag.

The radcliffes series

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙: Japan flights and dragon bites

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The entire radcliffe family are getting chased by a golden dragon while they're riding the radcliffemobile on a steep mountain,remy is driving and mars is desperately holding onto the car seat as the family is going through the rocky mountain road. The golden dragon then bites the back of the car off which causes the kids at the back to almost get flinged off but they quickly hold onto the seats in front of them before they do. "How the hell did this happen?!." remy yells to mars while still driving like his life depended on it,because it does. "Well SOMEONE decided to touch a statue that very clearly said 'do not touch' and look where it got us!." mars replies as they make a face of disappointment from remy's stupid decision. Remy then swerves to a different part of the mountain trail and opens his mouth to speak. "I didn't know that it was a MAGIC statue!." remy remarks to mars. "Whatever we'll talk about this later just keep driving or else we're all gonna die!." mars exclaims to remy and then they scream from the golden dragon almost biting them but then sigh in relief after it doesn't. The family keep riding along the mountain in hopes that the dragon would eventually stop,but it never did and it's been four hours since they started driving away from it. "What the fuck does the damn giant lizard want anyway?!." momo asks remy,annoyed that everyone is getting chased by a dragon instead of enjoying their family trip in japan. "I don't know but maybe we woke it up and now it's pissed!- AAAHHHHH!." remy screams along with everyone else as the car falls into a cliff while the family is still inside. The car suffers various forms of damage from the fall such a broken roof shattered windows and missing tires but the family luckily survives despite their car being absolutely wrecked. The golden dragon then proceeds to corner the family after it catches up to them with everyone shaking from fear. "P-Please don't eat us. We just wanted to have a fun family trip." rocket says while crying and sweating profusely. The dragon then sits down in front of the family and opens it's mouth to speak. "Eat you all?. No no no no that's not what i was going to do." the dragon says to the family. "Wait really?. Then why were you chasing us?." jojo asks the dragon. "Well after your father woke me up from my well deserved slumber,i saw that he left an orange cat plushie beside my leg so i decided to run after your family car to give it back. It's been hiding underneath my tongue the whole time. Also where are my manners?,my name is aurelius,nice to meet you all." aurelius the golden dragon says to the family as he grabs the the orange cat plushie from his tongue which he gives to remy who gives it to fox as it's her plushie. "Thank you aurelius. I'm glad that you're not pissed from me waking you up and that it's all just a misunderstanding since you were chasing us to give cunning back to fox." remy says to aurelius. "You're welcome and don't worry i was just annoyed about that. Well i shall take my leave,goodbye radcliffes." aurelius the dragon says to the family as he flies away to his place in the center of tokyo. Rocket fox mars as well as the others wave goodbye to the dragon as they all feel a wave of relief wash over them from knowing that the dragon wasn't trying to kill them. Remy then looks at the car and then he yells at aurelius,pointing at the shattered car which aurelius realizes is still broken and so he offers to let everyone ride on his back in order to get back to yokohama,everyone gets on aurelius' back and then the dragon flies them to yokohama,with everyone bidding the dragon a final farewell upon reaching their destination. 'What a fascinating turn of events.' remy thinks to himself as he enters a gift shop along with his family.

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hecatesdelights · 1 year

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Aphrodite

#aphrodite #greekmythology #greek pantheon #gods and goddesses #gods and mortals

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wonderful-prompts · 1 year

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Prompt #1137

“When I told you to pick a god, I didn’t mean me,” the fallen god hissed to their companion.

“I’m sorry! I panicked!”

The two were pushed into the shining throne room by gold-plated guards, at the mercy of the King chosen by the very god that had led to the ex-god’s downfall.

#writing prompts #writing prompt #dialogue prompt #fantasy #gods and mortals #failing protagonist #prompt #prompts #wonderful prompts #prompt 1137

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troythings · 5 months

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daily reminder that patty jenkins, known zionist and close associate of zionist propagandist gal gadot, decided to personally retcon the amazons’ canon history of sexual enslavement and being the reincarnations of women killed by man’s violence because it wasn’t girlboss feminist enough for her and she wanted a bunch of murdering warrior women who did nothing except train for war all day.

and everyone ate it up.

#victims ARE heroes!#even more so because the odds are against them #but they survive and inspire others #wonder woman #dc comics #paradise lost #george perez #gods and mortals #wonder woman 2017 #anti gal gadot #anti patty jenkins #zionism #tw rape #tw sex slavery #tw misogyny

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lemonadequotes · 16 hours

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And if Aphrodite were to grace me with her presence, she would take your face, for her true form would kill me, but you are the closest to godly a mortal can achieve.

#quotes #love quotes #beautiful quote #aphrodite #greek gods #gods and mortals #goddess worship #beauty #love

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kingdomchronicles · 24 days

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theqveenofthorns · 2 years

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Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

#perioddramaedit #kingdom of heaven #balian d'ibelin #orlando bloom #*#*kingdom of heaven #*balian d'ibelin #*orlando bloom #gods and mortals #flesh and bone

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browesishu · 2 months

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Apr, 11th, 2024

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I want to tell little kids / just how beautiful the old world was / but nowadays, they're not willing to listen. / So I just play along, / to their violent ways / and tears and bruises, / taking it for granted / thinking, / I don't want these to be the lives / that'll rule this place / for the days to come / as our age ends.

What will happen / when the gods die / of lack of devotion / and believes?

I do not wish / to find out / as for I am a coward.

Courage doesn't comes naturally to me and nor do I want it to.

#life #thoughts #poetry #original work #gods and mortals #spilled poetry #spilled words #spilled thoughts

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rrcraft-and-lore · 2 months

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With the new Avatar series having been out a few months now, here's another mythology and language lesson people overlook and it's...tiring.

The word and concept of Avatar is South Asian. I can't Hinglish it, but it's close to pronounced like: Uhv-thaar. you can just google it, but it's the idea and ability of gods or powerful beings to incarnate in new time/new forms/bodies, sometimes both mortal and divine.

It happens a lot in the Vedic epics.

Avatar: The Last Airbender? Concept, reincarnation, South Asian as fuck.

South Asia (as does other areas of the world/cultures) has a take on the x number of elements as well. Usually it's: wind, fire, earth, water, and sound/voice/space or spirit - aether - w.e. you wanna call it. Spirit bending the idea of the spirit world. Obviously this set is not a direct 1:1.

A:TLA draws a closer to parallel in ways to Chinese takes on the elements.

Obviously James Cameron's avatar takes this concept to a sci fi degree, essentially bringing your mind/consciousness into a new/different (Alien) body.

We also get into the world tree mythos/axis mundi parts of his story too, but that's beside the point and not unique to any one culture - that's anything out of proto Indo-European up. Obviously within in the pantheon of sff literature and other media the idea of reincarnation and cyclic nature of time - birth across time isn't new or rare.

The idea of a Wheel of Time, in fact, comes quite from: Kalachakra - translation = "Wheel of Time." This is an Indian belief that later spread through/over distance as well as religion, popping up in Buddhism and finding prominence most notably in Tibet still to this day.

The belief also ties back into the idea of conventional reality - time being an aspect of the larger world-universe- the smaller aspects of which are comprised of, once again: earth, wind, water, fire, space - sound familiar to something rom fantasy?

Probably. If not, read more. Or...more carefully.

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tolsunflowerboi · 2 years

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@madatobiweek2022 DAY 7 - Free Day/The Moment They Knew

It was nearly time.

Over 8000 years he’d waited, had watched civilizations rise and fall, stars be born and die. He’d watched the other Gods fade, wasting away as their belief slipped through their fingers like water, nothing but dust among the stars.

But soon it would be over, all his patience come to fruit.

Soon.

Tobirama had 3 rules when it came to investigating ancient temples:

Don’t bleed on anything

Don’t break anything

Don’t read anything even vaguely ritual sounding out loud

So would someone please like to explain to him why he was currently running for his life, while the room behind him was crashing down around their heads.

“IT DIDN’T LOOK THAT IMPORTANT!” His brother wailed as he ran only half a step behind him, “I’M SORRY TOBI!”

A hand curled round his elbow, pulling him out the way as a heavy ceiling tile hit where he’d been just seconds before.

“LESS CRYING MORE RUNNING ANIJA!”

There was a loud laugh behind him, Tobirama glancing back to spot Touka and Izuna dodging falling debris, while Mito scowled at her fleeing husband. Of course the adrenaline junkies would find this fun, not like they could be crushed to death at any moment or anything.

Turning his attention back in front of him, he spotted an opening along the far wall. They hadn’t gotten that far in their exploration yet, before Hashirama had managed to bring the roof down. He had no idea where it went, only that it branched off downwards, further into the temple. Between the prospect of maybe death and certain death, Tobirama knew what he’d choose. Veering off to the right, he dragged Hashirama with him, hearing the others follow quickly, amidst panting and curses.

Tumbling through the doorway, Touka yanked on Izuna’s shirt, pulling him in just as the last of the ceiling collapsed, blocking up the door and causing the hall to fill with dust.

Coughing hard, Tobirama groped for his headlight, switching it on and blinking quickly. Eyes watery, he moved further down the corridor, sweeping the light down the stairs. At the end, just visible in the beam of light, looked to be an archway to another room.

Turning back, he watched as Mito hit Hashirama in the chest. “What did you even do?” She glared at him as she asked, swiping back a lock of hair that had come loose out of her face.

The man’s eyes widened as his shoulders drooped, looking for all the world like a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

“I just tried to move one of the slabs, it was covering up an inscription. I didn’t think it would bring the whole room down!”

The man looked miserable, and rightly so. They didn’t even know if there was a secondary exit to this place, and it seemed that their only option was to go further down. Either they died of starvation and/or dehydration while down in what was the equivalent of the temple’s basement, or they got very very lucky and found a viable exit further in.

A loud clap drew their attention to Izuna, “Welp, are we going down into the possible murder hole or what?”

Hashirama let out an offended noise, “It is not a murder hole, this is a temple-”

“That Snow White over there,” Izuna tipped his head in Tobirama’s direction, “deciphered was to an unknown war god. Who knows how these people worshipped them. Konoha as a whole was only discovered 2 years ago, we barely know anything!”

He had to admit, and he hated to do it, but Izuna did have a point. The Konohian civilization was so new, but they’d already discovered more sites depicting fights and war than anything else. It was entirely possible that they took part in ritual sacrifices, there was plenty of evidence of other, comparably modern civilizations, doing so, like the Mayans and Aztecs.

A hand caught Izuna’s collar, cutting him off mid argument with the older man, “Muder hole or not, it’s the only way available. So let's stop arguing and get moving shall we?” Touka jerked her chin in the direction of the stairs, eyebrow raised, waiting until both men nodded at her before starting down.

“Well,” Mito stepped into place beside him, following behind the others, “let’s look on the bright side, at least it doesn’t seem booby-trapped like the last temple we found.”

A click sounded below them, all eyes snapping to Touka who was at the last step, foot pressing into an indentation on the stone floor.

Tobirama whirled around to Mito, a betrayed look on his face.

“Mito, why?”

After the worst 15 minutes of their lives, the five of them finally came to a stop in a large, circular room.

Flying arrows, pit traps, pressurised acid and an honest to god spike trap at the end of one of the hallways were just some of the things they had dealt with. That none of them were dead or grievously injured was a gods’ damned miracle.

Beside him, Izuna was bent over, hands on his knees as he gasped loudly. “T-Time out, let’s just-just take a breather for a sec, yeah?” There were groans of agreement from Mito and Touka while Tobirama nodded his head tiredly. Even Hashirama was winded, breathing deeply as they took the chance to look around the room.

It was largely bare, with a smaller circular divot connecting the three, wide stone pillars holding up the ceiling. Etchings on the walls looked similar to the one they’d seen earlier, with a repeating mural appearing every two or so feet between them.

It was round, with an inner circle about half way from the centre point. Connecting to the inner circle were what looked like three outward facing commas, all an equal distance from one another.

Mito pressed her hand to one, rubbing her fingers together once she pulled them away, causing red dust to fall from her hand.

“They must have used a red pigment, none of the other stone has coloured dust like this.”

Tobirama hummed in acknowledgment, but most of his attention was taken by the large stone statue on the opposite side of the room.

It appeared to be male, and dressed in some kind of plate armour. Spiked, carved hair fell over one half of its face, while the other showed its eye, carved with the same pattern as the murals on the wall.

A metal basin sat at the statue's feet, likely copper given its colouring, that caught Tobirama’s attention. It was the first piece of metalwork they’d found so far, the rest of the temple seemingly made only from stone.

“So is this the mysterious god then? It definitely looks like a war god.”

Touka was right, the stone sword at the statue's hip, and what looked like an old fashioned gunbai on its back, made the statue’s depiction look dangerous.

“Looks like, I wonder what the bowl was for,” Izuna wandered closer to the copper basin, peering inside.He could hear Mito and Hashirama muttering about the inscriptions behind them “Maybe it’s a place for offerings?”

Tobirama was thinking the same thing, “Possibly.” He reached out with a hand, running it over the edge of the bowl only to jerk back with a curse, shoving his thumb into his mouth as a bead of blood ran down the side of the bowl and pooled at the bottom.

“Fuck”

The God's anticipation rose as he watched the mortals make their way through his temple. This was it. This was what he’d been waiting for. He monitored their progress, confidence growing as they spotted the doorway in the main room of the temple, descending further down after the entrance collapsed.

He helped them slightly as they triggered the waiting protections; just a drop of power, they were only mortal now after all. He didn’t want them to die. The God also couldn’t help but preen as they admired his statue, pleased at their attention to detail.

Despite that, he stilled as they approached him, watching eagerly as The Other reached out to touch him. He saw the blood drip down, feeling his power rise and swell at the offering and grabbed onto it. It was time.

He was free.

“Fuck”

Tobirama watched with despair as his blood hit the bottom of the bowl. Rule 1. RULE 1! It was his first rule and like an idiot he’d gone and broken it.

The blood started to hiss and steam in the bowl, jumping around from an invisible heat as three of them backpedalled away. The droplet rose in the air, rippling as it hovered over the bowl. Tobirama felt a hand grip his shoulder, Hashirama and Mito having made their way over to the rest of them as they stood back by the entrance.

As they watched, the blood droplet zoomed forward before suddenly stopping. It dropped from the air and hit the circular divot in the floor, rolling and expanding as it did until it filled it, connecting the three pillars in a circle of blood.

“Oh no,” Understatement of the century Tobirama thought, but Hashirama wasn’t finished yet, “this altar isn’t for worship, it’s for summoning.”

And summoning something it was.

Light began to pool between the pillars, growing brighter and brighter each second. Banging echoed around them like the pounding of drums, the scent of smoke and iron heavy in the air. The room got hotter as they staggered under the oppressive weight and heat of the air, eyes squeezed shut to ward off the blinding, pulsating light in front of them.

The pressure increased, stealing their breath and making their heads ring with pain, until everything simply, stopped. They felt their ears pop at the sudden silence, eyelids gone dark at the sudden lack of shining light.

Cautiously, Tobirama opened his eyes, needing to see just how big of a fuck up they’d made. Lifting his gaze, he jolted as he met bright, red eyes with spinning black tomes staring straight at him. A hand reached out, calloused and rough as it cupped his face, thumb brushing over his cheekbone just under his own red eyes.

“Hello Love. We’re finally together again.” The being’s lips pulled back, revealing sharp, white teeth. It should have terrified him, but nothing in Tobirama felt fear for the man. “I won’t let them separate us again, Love. Any of us.”

Tobirama felt the others shift behind him, pressing against his back in support as he stared at the being’s, at the God’s, face.

“Madara,” the name tumbled out of his mouth, strange and unknown and yet somehow Tobirama knew that was the God’s name. Somehow it made the God smile even wider, leaning in so it’s breath fanned over his face.

“Yes, I am. You don’t remember yet, but don’t worry. I’ll help you remember.” His lips pressed against his own, light and chaste, then gone as quick as they came. He pulled back, sweeping his gaze over the five of them, huddled on the ground like children. “All of you. And then we’ll take back our rightful place among the stars.”

#madatobiweek2022 #tobirama x madara #Uchiha Madara #senju tobirama #mito uzumaki #senju hashirama #senju touka #uchiha izuna #Free day #gods and mortals #ao3 #imma sleep for a week now

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feline17ff · 1 year

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Arachne and Medusa

Partly inspired by these prompts by @fightprompts: 1 2

She slithered forward slowly, tail rattling behind her.

Her opponent scurried across on the walls, her soft pitter-patter barely noticeable.

But she was noticed.

The gorgon turned her head and followed. In her rush, she almost knocked over a few bookshelves. Luckily, only a few fallen books left a trail behind her.

She finally came face-to-face with the source of noise, a wicked grin on her face. Her eyes frantically studied every inch of the room in front of her, looking for their next victim.

Alas, it turned out to be but a breeze blowing the pages of an open book.

The gorgon huffed.

The spider smiled to herself. It seemed like she would be the victor. Regardless, the noise was just one part of her plan. Her opponent was speedy, and despite being on the other side of the athenaeum, she only had a minute, at most, to weave her trap.

Not needing the element of surprise, she made no effort to shush her movements. She could hear her opponent, the gorgon, desperately slither towards her, knocking over more books in her wake, her tail rattle getting louder and louder.

Both figured victory was as good as theirs.

Then, the spider saw the gorgon. And she froze. The gorgon smirked and moved forward. “Ha! Looks like I win, huh, Spidey?”

She rolled her eyes. “I think you're forgetting your chilling stare only works on men, Medusa.”

“You know very well that's not my only power, Eight-eyes.”

“Yes. The snake hair. How very useful.” She rolled her eyes then taunted, “In catching flies, that is. Not very useful long-range, are they? Unlike my beautiful webs.” She extended her fingers to show an intricate white tapestry depicting the gorgon accepting defeat at the hands of the powerful spider.

Medusa scoffed. “No, but my tail is.” She rattled it mockingly as she advanced closer. “I know you're jealous, but that doesn't mean you can pretend it doesn't exist.” And with that, like a scorpion more than a snake, she plunged her rattle forward.

Arachne shot out web to the huge empty wall on the right, barely escaping her rival's clutches.

Medusa's rattle hit something soft. But she was unable to get away from it. Her tail had gotten stuck in a web. Arachne had been blocking it from view – this was her plan all along, thought Medusa. She tried to get free, but the web was too strong.

She was stuck for good.

She twisted around to find her opponent lazily strolling forward on her eight legs, stopping just out of reach of her arms and hair, taunting her with a smug smile.

After a few more attempts that went nowhere, Medusa sighed, looked up, and smiled. “I give in. You have bested me, Arachne of Lydia.”

Arachne returned the smile. And beside her appeared a figure of light and smoke.

The goddess Athena.

“Well done, my pupil.”

“Thank you, teacher.”

“I see you've been experimenting with your web's properties through chemistry, alchemy, and magic.”

“Yes. I made it extra sticky and strong to hold the weight of a gorgon, and then some.”

“Yes, and I'm stuck good too.” Being Athena's pupils meant learning from even your enemies and opponents. Everything was a learning opportunity, and Medusa was an excellent student. “Not only is it sticky, the intricacy cause more web to attach to my rattle and part of my tail, so more stick due to the surface area.”

“Correct!” Arachne was proud her friend had identified this part of her plan.

The goddess nodded approvingly. “Magnificent. And I also noticed you used your expertise with measurements to add a little personality, is that right?”

Both students looked at her in confusion.

“Oh, I see. You didn't notice it. That's perfectly alright. Your subconscious did the work for you.” She then indicated to the space between the two students. “You see, you stood right in front of Medusa, at just the right length to be just out of reach of her longest extension. A little more inward and her snakes would have gotten you. A little outward and it would have been obvious you're out of reach.”

The two nodded, following the explanation.

“You placed yourself at just the right distance to add a bit of your personality, your knack for drama and flair, I mean.”

Both students analyzed the distance and realized their mentor was right.

“Oh, wow. Arachne, you just can't help add a bit of showmanship, can you?” Medusa snickered.

Her friend chuckled in return. “Guess not.” She moved forward to begin to loosen her friend from her trap.

While Athena, with a flick of her wrist, tidied up her namesake of all the loose books. “Excellent job, both of you. Medusa, it's great to see you've been practicing with your tail. I think you just need a few more days, and you'll be able to turn corners like a pro.”

“Thank you, Athena.”

“My pleasure, child. I shall see both of you tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your day off.”

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A/N:

This didn't turn out to be much of a fight scene :/ But I tried.

I'm going with the positive interpretations of Arachne and Medusa, wherein Athena, in her wisdom, saved Medusa from suffering the same fate ever again, and becoming a guardian for women (seriously. Medusa means protectoress. Like wut. Why isn't this interpretation more famous?!)

And my own interpretation of Arachne where Athena agreed with Arachne but knew that the gods Arachne exposed would come for revenge. So she did it first, being wise and kind enough to give her the ability to continue her weaving in peace.

It's ridiculous how I've never seen anything about these 2 figures interacting. They belong together! They're so perfect! Besties for life!

Originally I was going to stick to unnamed “Hero” “Villain” etc. thing that most of #heroes and villains is made of. Athena was going to be “Elder” or “Villain” and Arachne and Medusa villains or sidekick or henchman, etc. But that didn't fit because their identities are super important to their powers, the context, and their dynamic with Athena and other “heroes”.

Was so tempted to use #heroes and villains it doesn't fit this imo.

#greek mythology #arachne #medusa #gorgon #athena #my writing #snippet #gods and goddesses #gods and mortals #monsters #fantasy #minerva

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localcanadiancryptid22 · 2 months

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Author's note: The divine couple have a nose kiss in the start :]. Renny is short for parent,a mom/dad term for non binary people. I rushed through the ending because i want to sleep but also wanna end this chapter lol,so i fast forwarded it.

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚: A dinner date and a demon bunny disaster

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Remy and Mars laugh lightheartedly while gently touching their noses together,leaving the house after opening the door.

"Okay kids,you have to behave for your oldest sister so that she doesn't lose her mind,me and your renny won't be back in a while as we're going to focus on us for tonight" Remy says to his darling angel children while Jojo is scowling from having to deal with 10 younger kids for the night.

"Okay we'll be good!" Randy and Rowan say to their father Remy in unison then mischievously smirking soon afterwards.

The other kids nod in agreement as well. And with that,Mars gives ALL of their adoptive kids goodbye kisses and then closes the door,going to a fancy restaurant with Remy.

"Okay now as usual,we'll be following some strict rules that will result in punishment if they're not followed-" Jojo says to her siblings but then she gets cut off by them all trying to tickle her.

"AGH AGH WAIT STOP AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA STOP IT I NEED TO ORGANIZE YOU ALL UGH HAHAHAHAHA" Jojo exclaims ,annoyed while being tickled.

"Never." Danny and Momo say to her while proceeding to tickle her harder.

Meanwhile Remy and Mars are having fun at the restaurant,eating some good food kissing and also collecting people's souls/making others fall in love with one another.

"Ooh marshy help me get this one. She died from a broken heart aka suicide after a nasty breakup,maybe you could give her some advice before i tell her the news of her actually being dead" Remy says to Mars while pointing at the blonde haired teenage girl nearby.

"Alright then baby." Mars says to Remy and then they go over to the girl,tapping her shoulder. "Hm?." the girl says to Mars,confused by the sudden interaction.

"Hello madam. I can sense that you have gone through some love troubles recently. Perhaps i could offer you some advice to help get through them." Mars says to the girl,who nods in agreement.

"Okay.. My name is abigail. My girlfriend was being a real douche to me last year because her popularity as an influencer got into her head,with her treating me like her video staff that she keeps bossing around and invalidating all the time. And uhm.. it was okay at first as she treated me like her girlfriend on occasion,but then she got more and more abusive as time went on,so i tried to break up with her but i had a nasty fight with her which ended up in me getting a lot of bruises from her punches,and i only officially broke up with her after yelling "WE'RE OVER BITCH" while running away from our apartment. And even then,after everything she did,i still loved her for some fucked up reason. I got so depressed from our separation after realizing that i still loved that bitchy fuck,and so.. i killed myself,or tried to as it failed. I jumped into a lake and purposely put some gag in my mouth so that i could die,but i woke up near the lake and then came here. So that failed heh." Abigail explains to Mars,who just stares at her in horror.

"Oh dear,i'm so sorry for what you had to go through Abigail. Well.. if it makes you feel better,i went through the same thing before meeting my lovely husband Remy. And i was able to overcome it by making new memories with friends,accepting that my asshole ex will never love me back now that they've changed,and trying to occupy myself with my job hobbies as well as trying to improve myself instead of thinking of that bastard." Mars says to Abigail,who smiles upon meeting someone who understands.

"Thank you you are a good-" Abigail says to Mars and she tries to hug them but then she gets cut off by Remy walking over and grabbing her by the shoulders.

"You're dead. I'm sorry to break it to you but you're actually dead. You "waking up" was just your soul coming back to earth after your body died." Remy says to Abigail.

"Wh-Whuh. I'm dead?. Are you the grim reaper or something?." Abigail says to Remy,knowing how this kinda stuff works. "Yeah. You're dead and yes i am. Let's go to the afterlife Abby." Remy says to Abigail then teleports her to the underworld (what afterlife is called in this universe).

"How rude of you. We were having a moment Rems." Mars says to Remy,frowning as they're a bit annoyed by what Remy did.

"I know,but i was too excited to eat our food and spend more time with you. Since it's our first date after we've finally gotten time off from our human jobs. A little interruption would be fine if it was to be with your awesome and dashingly handsome husband right?~." Remy says to Mars,trying to rizz up his spouse and turn their attention back to him.

Mars blushes from Remy's flirty tone and then they smile,kissing Remy on the cheek.

"I guess so. Let's go eat our food Stud." Mars says to Remy who they drag back to their table,with remy blushing from the stud comment.

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Jojo has stopped being attacked with tickles by her siblings,so now she's making sandwiches for all of them.

"Sissy can i have just the bread?." Rocket says to Jojo with pleading eyes (they 🥺) and then Jojo gives them the bread.

"Hey jo help me with this science project. I don't know chemistry for shit." Fox asks Jojo.

"Wait i'm making everyone's food." Jojo says to Fox who just rolls her eyes from annoyance and keeps doing the project by herself.

"Bunny butt,you're ugly." Danny says to Jojo,who ignores the comment and continues making the sandwiches.

"Big sis do babies come from trees?. My classmate told me that they do." Phoenix asks Jojo.

"No. They come from the sky,storks and stuff." Jojo says,annoyed from having to make very specific and detailed sandwiches while talking to everyone.

5 minutes later and Jojo is going insane from the talking while making sammies for her siblings. She then turns into a demon bunny and wrecks the place due to sheer stress. She growls and screeches,with fox trying to help her turn back somehow.

"Hey! Hey! Stay calm Big sis,Stay Calm! Or you'll destroy the house and Dad will be really mad." Fox says to Jojo,who continues being her monster self.

Meanwhile Remy and Mars are being in love and talking to each other about themselves in the past.

Fast forward to a few hours later and now the two are home,to a surprisingly tidy not destroyed house and a normal sleeping Jojo. Remy passed out from drinking too much whiskey.

"Woah. The place is sparkling. Well done kids,i hope you all didn't stress out your sister too much." Mars says to their adoptive children,with Fox nodding in agreement whilst laughing sheepishly.

"Yup. Everything was totally A-Okay before you got here. All good. Ehehehe.." Fox says while hiding the broken furniture in a trash bag.

"Right.. I'm going to ask Jojo herself tomorrow then when she wakes up. And if her answer about what happend here before we arrived is 'chaos',you're all grounded." Mars says sternly to Fox,with the other kids looking at her annoyed since they know they're all going to be grounded because it's her fault (not really they just wanted someone to blame lol).

Mars then takes Remy to their bedroom,while Fox takes Jojo to hers,everyone else goes to bed after eating the dinner Jojo premade before the sandwiches and then wake up,grounded. The end,for now. To be continued...

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