[Peter and his cousin R/n (She got her powers from a blood transfusion with Peter.) are walking the halls of the Spider HQ, she telling Pete that she might not be able to take Mayday for the weekend because of her job and might have to do it next weekend.]
R/n: So this week is not looking good, but next week is...*noticing Peter is distracted* Peter are you listening?
Peter, looking at a “where is it?” book: Yeah, you’re free next week.....*under his breath* where’s that damn spoon???
[as they’re walking into Miguel’s office.]
R/n: Seriously man what the hell is soo fascin...
*She stares at the book and realizes she recognizes it.*
Miguel, as they enter: You’re late-
R/n, holds her finger up to Miguel: Shh!
Miguel: Did you jus- *R/n shushes Miguel again.*
R/n: Peter....Did- Did you steal that book from Mayday’s pediatrician?
Peter, looks between her and the book: Huh? Wha..I...i-is that not what you’re supposed to to do?
{Miguel facepalms)
Miguel’s thoughts: This family makes me want to murder people...
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How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they're going to be in your life.
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Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.
Robin S. Sharma
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How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they're going to be in your life.
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how i’m feeling today and probably the rest of my life:
RIP Andre Braugher. gone too soon but never forgotten. thank you for bringing Raymond Holt into our lives and beautifully portrayed a queer black man in power. i’ll always cherish you and Captain Holt in my heart 🤍🕊️
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I grew up in citrus farming country, and had orange and lemon trees. And I saw a post today about how people in the US have gotten so used to everything being always availible that when they walk into a grocery store in January to buy a lemon, they expect the lemon to be there, and they never even consider how unnatural it is that we have lemons in January.
And this is so completely not the point of that post, which is why I'm making my own post, but this example really really bothers me, because as I said I grew up in citrus country, and citrus are winter fruits, and January is lemon season.
Which ultimately goes to prove the point of that post, that we are so used to this kind of constant availability, that most people don't even know what season is lemon season.
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FINAL VOTE (3rd place votes)
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M*A*S*H: 11.16 Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
In the closing days of the Korean War, the staff of the 4077 M*A*S*H Unit find themselves facing irrevocable changes in their lives.
LITERALLY the most episode ever. For American television broadcasts it remains the most-watched primetime television episode ever, beaten only by a number of Super Bowls, the moon landing, and the Nixon resignation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye,_Farewell_and_Amen
Star Trek: The Original Series: 2.01 Amok Time
In the throes of his Pon Farr mating period, Spock must return to Vulcan to meet his intended future wife, betrothed from childhood.
this is the fuck or die episode
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amok_Time
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How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they're going to be in your life.
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