#barton hamilton

[sharkwing]

Real talk here guys. I’ve read a lot of comic book silliness with a straight face, but Goblin deploying the sonic toad nearly fucking killed me. He may not be an Osborn, but Barton understands the spirit of the Green Goblin and he delivers, dammit.

#I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at a spidey panel #i’m gonna make the sonic toad my microsoft teams icon so he can help me get through the day #spider-man #asm 180 #green goblin #barton hamilton #spiderposting

[comicwaren]

From Spider-Gwen: Gwenverse #003

Art by Jodi Nishijima and Juan Fernandez

Written by Tim Seeley

#spider-gwen: gwenverse #captain america #gwen rogers #wolverine #gwen howlett #spider-zero #thorgwen #gwendolyn janus #ghost-spider #gwen stacy #norman osborn #iron gwen #toni stacy #howard stark #finale #erma #black 13 #glam goblin #barton hamilton #marvel #comics #marvel comics

[maxillness]

Masterlist🦊

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

MOSTLY NSFW (18+) BLOG

This list is gonna be updated whenever I post a new one-shot or if I decide to do series

The layout is inspired by @val-made-a-mistake's masterlist

FYI - I don't condone my work being reposted, plagiarized or rewritten in any form, all rights are reserved, plagiarism is illegal

This master list does not include my Music Monday's, but they have their own masterlist here

Laura Barton - mcu

Tease

Laura had begun a habit of flirting with her wife's brother, just to irritate her

Fingering, jealous!reader, poorly written

Quick fuck

Laura shows up at her girlfriend's work for a quickie

Fingering, quickie, poorly written

May Parker - mcu

Caught

May gets caught masturbating

Masturbating, fingering, use of 'mommy' twice, oral, poorly written

Visit

May get a visit from a pretty woman

Just fluff

Jack Thompson - mcu

"You look distracted, Hunny"

Peggy Carter asks Y/N Stark to be a distraction at the gala where they have a mission. Y/N is distracting but doesn’t follow the plan

Sex p/v, dirty talk, bottom!Jack

Mads Mikkelsen - Celebrity

"I want this one"

Y/N is into oversized clothes, but she doesn’t have any shirts to sleep in, so she asks Mads if she can borrow one of his. He gives in and gives her one, but seeing her in his clothes makes him turned on

Sex (p/v), oral (r receiving), bathroom sex

Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds

Dropping Grades

Reader has low grades and asks her extremely attractive professor about extra credits

Unprotected sex (P/V), oral (m reviving), praise kink, student x teacher (reader is of age)

Fernando Alonso - Formula One

Bébé Gorçon

In which reader fuck her brother's rival

18+, age gap (Reader’s 23), Forbidden love, unprotected sex, oral (M&F receiving), praising kink, orgasm denial, choking, marking

Stranger Danger

In which reader fucks a stranger in a public bathroom

18+, implied age gap, unprotected sex, bathroom sex, semi-public sex, fingering, orgasm denial

Struggles

In which reader gets fucked by her dad’s bestfriend

18+, unprotected sex, kitchen sex, dbf! Nando, age-gap (reader is of age), degrading kink, slapping, mean!reader, oral (M&F reviving), breeding kink (If you squint)

Toto Wolff - Formula One

Pretty Boy

Reader hates it when her boyfriend works late, so she does something about it

18+, praise kink, dry humping, degrading kink, oral (M reviving), dacryphilia (if you squint)

If Daddy Knew Daddy Knows(pt. 2)

In which reader has a thing for her father's biggest rival

18+, hair pulling, oral (M&F reviving), handjob, fingering, degrading kink, praise kink

Wet Body

In which Toto's assistant visits him while he's in the shower

18+, unprotected sex, alcohol consumption, tit sucking, nipple play, handjob, oral (M&F Receiving), praise kink, fingering

Happy Fucking New Years

A bad new years turned into a good one

18+, age gap, alcohol consuming, praise kink, degrading kink, Toto is called a Needy slut🤭, handjob, oral (M reviving), over stimulation

Max Verstappen - Formula One

Fucking Whore

A heated argument turns into something else that's heated

18+, degrading kink, mean!reader, dacryphilia, marking, oral (M reviving)

You Say You Hate Me

Reader gives his boyfriend a boner during his stream

18+, unprotected sex, google translated Dutch, sub!Max, PDA (reader kisses Max’ neck during stream), oral (f), fingering, hair pulling, marking, choking, praise kink

Kevin Magnussen - Formula one

Cold Hands

In which Kevin fantasises about his co-workers hands

18+, Hand kink, Semi-public sex, bathroom sex, marking, handjob

Christmas Sex

Reader bakes Danish Christmas cookies to surprise her boyfriend and gets bent over the kitchen counter

18+, unprotected, kitchen sex, oral (F reviving), fingering, praise kink

Pierre Gasly - Formula One

She's What I Like

In which reader fucks her best friend

18+, marking, handjob, fingering, oral (M reviving), praise kink (if you squint), orgasm denial, unprotected sex, degrading, breeding kink

Lewis Hamilton - Formula One

So Good For Her

In which Reader comforts her boyfriend after Abu Dhabi 2020

18+, praise kink, unprotected sex, bathroom sex, tub sex, fingering, degrading kink, breeding kink

Let Me Show You How Sorry I Am

Interviewer!reader tells Lewis she’s sorry in a special way

18+, oral (M receiving), masturbation (f)

Sir Lewis

In which reader uses Lewis’ sir kink against him

18+, unprotected sex, sir kink, humping, oral (m), fingering

Lando Norris - Formula One

Only For Me To Hear

In which reader punishes Lando

18+, Unprotected sex, mean!reader, spanking, Dacryphilia, Degrading kink, handjob, overstimulation, mommy kink, orgasm delay, mention of safe word(not actually used), super fluffy and sweet aftercare

Nico Hülkenberg - Formula One

A Little Too Much Kirschwasser

Reader can’t find her brother and ends up fucking his teammate

18+, unprotected sex, age gap, oral (m receiving), praise kink, degrading kink

What A Mess

Nico convinces his daughters babysitter to stay the night

18+, unprotected sex, kitchen sex, daddy kink (if you squint), orgasm denial

Lorenzo Leclerc - Formula One

Dangerous game

Reader goes on vacation with her best friend and his family, and ends up tangled in the sheets with his brother

18+, unprotected sex, marking, handjob, praise kink, degrading kink (if you squint), Enzo’s refusing aftercare

Kimi Räikkönen - Formula One

A Good Use Of That Mouth

Kimi makes readers mouth a good use

18+, unprotected sex, oral (M receiving), hair pulling, google translated Finnish, self inflicted orgasm denial, fingering

Charles Leclerc - Formula One

So Pretty, And Just For Me

Charles with glasses does something to his girlfriend

18+, unprotected sex, glasses!charles (he should be a warning himself 🤭), hair pulling, oral (M), google translate French, praise kink

Different Kind Of Good Morning

In which Charles wakes up his girlfriend horny

18+, somnophilia (if you lean into it), horny!charles, praise kink, mean!reader, dry humping, coming in pants, mommy kink, reader slaps Char, degrading kink

Sebastian Vettel - Formula One

Praises And Babies

Sebastian gets baby fever after he wins his 3rd wdc

18+, unprotected sex, praise kink, breeding kink, oral (f), nipple play

I Love You

In which Sebastian confesses his love for engineer!reader

18+, unprotected sex, taking virginity, virgin!seb, alcohol consumption, thigh grinding, praise kink, orgasm denial, nipple play

Christian Horner - Formula One

My Ass

Christian makes sure that his wife knows who her ass belongs to

18+, unprotected sex, ass slapping, (slight) nipple play, oral (f), fingering, spanking,

Niklas Landin - Handball

Loving Rivalry

Niklas unintentionally ruins his own match

18+, unprotected sex, alcohol consumption, drunk(ish) sex, yearning, oral (F receiving), fingering, praise kink, marking up

Dad’s Best Friend

In which reader has some fantasies about her dad’s best friend

18+, unprotected sex, age gap, yearning, hand kink, choking kink (if you squint), talk of absent mother, slow burn-ish

Rory Lowe - Yeah Mad

Frenchie

Reader gets fucked in the bathroom

18+, unprotected sex, fatherless!reader, alcohol consumption, bathroom sex, thigh riding, oral (F receiving), fingering, hair pulling, orgasm denial

#smut #fluff #mcu #celebrities #criminal minds #formula one #laura barton x reader smut #may parker x reader smut #jack thompson x reader smut #mads mikkelsen x reader smut #spencer reid x reader smut #fernando alonso x reader smut #toto wolff x reader smut #dom!reader #max verstappen x reader smut #pierre gasly x reader smut #Charles leclerc x reader smut #Lewis Hamilton x reader smut #christian horner x reader smut #rory lowe x reader smut #yeah mad #Niklas Landin x reader smut #kimi räikkönen x reader smut #lorenzo leclerc x reader smut #nico hülkenberg x reader smut #lando norris x reader smut

[hesitantsorrows]

Getting ready for the Chitauri to attack:

Steve: We are outgunned

Clint: WHAT

Steve: Outmanned

Natasha: WHAT

Steve: Outnumbered, outplanned

Tony: whatwhatwhatwhatwhat

Steve: so anyone got any ideas?

Bruce: Steve those aren't the words

#mcu #incorrect mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #hamilton #right hand man #hamilton musical #funny #the avengers #steve rogers #clint barton #natasha romanoff #tony stark #bruce banner #incorrect avengers

[lizabethl]

Every few years, I get a new laptop. This means I spent a few weeks/months gathering stickers and then a few hours slapping those bad boys on. I can track my hyperfixations via the flesh of my old tech.

Anyway here's my 2023 self-portrait.

#stickers #stranger things #marvel #hawkeye #clint barton #tony stark #steddie #hamilton #in the heights #lin manuel miranda #midnight mass #hamish linklater #father paul

[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in 1919 – Sinn Féin member, Robert Barton, escapes from Mountjoy Jail, courtesy of some excellent planning by Michael Collins which involved smuggling a file into the prison.

Robert Barton was born in Co Wicklow into a wealthy Irish Protestant land-owning family; namely of Glendalough House. He was the double first cousin of and close friend of Robert Erskine Childers and would later be best man at the wedding of Robert Erskine Childers and Molly Osgood. He became an officer in the Royal Dublin Fusiliers on the outbreak of the First World War. He was stationed in…

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#1916 Easter Rising #Anglo-Irish Treaty #Arthur Griffith #Dublin #Dublin Fusiliers #Erskine Hamilton Childers #Glendalough House #Irish Civil War #Irish Republican #Irish War of Independence #Michael Collins #Molly Osgood #Mountjoy Gaol #Robert Childers Barton #Sinn Fein

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"COURT DECIDES DRINKING NEVER ACTUATED CRIME," Hamilton Spectator. October 26, 1943. Page 7. --- Magistrate Rejects Accused's Contention Intoxication Caused His Trouble --- Herman Opperchuk Sentenced to Reformatory For Stealing Hosiery --- Admission of the theft of six pairs of socks from a store resulted in a sentence of six months definite and six months indefinite at the Ontario reformatory being imposed in magistrate's court this morning on Herman Opperchuk, 48, of 42 Bay street north.

After reading the record of the accused, which included many offences, Magistrate H. A. Burbidge rejected his plea that he only stole when he was intoxicated.

Matthew Leeson, who gave the Ontario Hospital as his address, pleaded guilty to the theft of a pair of trousers from a department store. Acting Crown Attorney Hugh Brown consented to a remand of one week.

Given Dual Sentence Albert Hill, 411 King street east, who pleaded guilty to a vagrancy charge in magistrate's court on Saturday, was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Magistrate James McKay this morning. Hill was picked up by the police in the early hours of Saturday riding over the back roads near Aldershot.

Convicted of a breach of the National Selective Service Mobilization Act, he was sentenced to 21 days in jail, the terms to run concurrently.

#hamilton #police court #stolen socks #petty theft #shoplifters #shoplifting #vagrancy #criminalizing vagrancy #the vagrant as criminal #draft dodgers #sentenced to prison #guelph reformatory #barton jail #canada during world war 2 #crime and punishment in canada #history of crime and punishment in canada

[itsprashimusic]

Rules/Characters

When you send requests, please refer to these rules before you send.

⇒ I will not write hardcore smut, non-con or extreme descriptions of torture. I am fine with suggestive content, violence and early stages of smut.

⇒ I am not very confident in writing 'x male!reader'. My best works are either fem!reader or gn!reader.

⇒ Romantic relationships for adult x child, sibling x sibling, stepmom/stepdad x stepchild are not welcome.

⇒ I do both romantic and platonic relationships. Platonic relationships for adult x child, sibling x sibling, stepmom/stepdad x stepchild are welcome.

⇒ I write male x female and female x female. I don't mind writing male x male, but it will probably be short or take me long to write as I am not confident in it.

⇒ I don't do crossovers. someday but not anytime soon.

⇒ Please be respectful when sending requests. And know I am always open to chat!

Happy reading🩷                                                       ~ Marvel ~  Bucky Barnes Steve Rogers Peter Parker Natasha Romanoff Wanda Maximoff Sam Wilson Clint Barton Tony Stark

                                                  ~ Singers ~ Louis Tomlinson Zayn Malik Liam Payne Niall Horan Harry Styles Taylor Swift

                                                   ~ FORMULA 1 ~  Charles Leclerc Max Verstappen Daniel Ricciardo Oscar Piastri Lando Norris Lewis Hamilton (not confident) Alexander Albon (not confident) Carlos Sainz Jr. (not confident)

#itsprashimusic #bucky barnes x reader #steve rogers x reader #peter parker x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #sam wilson x reader #clint barton x reader #tony stark x reader #louis tomlinson x reader #zayn malik x reader #liam payne x reader #niall horan x reader #harry styles x reader #taylor swift x reader #charles leclerc x reader #max verstappen x reader #daniel ricciardo x reader #oscar piastri x reader #lando norris x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #formula 1 x reader #alex albon x reader #carlos sainz x reader

[cultfaction]

Sawed Off finally arrives next week!

Sawed Off finally arrives next week!

Directed by Hunter Johnson, SAWED OFF stars Eva Hamilton, Trae Ireland, Jody Barton and is in the vein of “THE EVIL DEAD meets GROUNDHOG DAY,” and centers on two hunters, friends for years and vying for the affections of the same woman, who find themselves on cursed land and keep killing each other and coming back to life! Out October 11th 2022 on DVD/Digital.

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#Eva Hamilton #Hunter Johnson #Jody Barton #Sawed Off #Trae Ireland #Youtube

[moviesandmania]

SAWED OFF (2021) Evil Dead meets Groundhog Day-style horror - now with trailer and release date

SAWED OFF (2021) Evil Dead meets Groundhog Day-style horror – now with trailer and release date

Sawed Off is a 2021 American horror film about two hunters, vying for the affections of the same woman, who find themselves on cursed land. The former friends keep killing each other and coming back to life. The story is apparently reminiscent of The Evil Dead and Groundhog Day. Directed and edited by Hunter Johnson (Irrational Fear; California Paranormal; Serena Waits; 2 Jennifer) from a…

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#2021 #Eva Hamilton #Groundhog Day #horror #Hunter Johnson #James Cullen Bressack #Jody Barton #movie film #Sawed Off #The Evil Dead #Trae Ireland #trailer

[sharkwing]

If I posted every panel I loved from this fight, I’d just be posting multiple full, uncropped pages. If you have the means to do so, please read Amazing Spider-Man #180. I love Harry Osborn.

#bart hamilton is hashtag NOTMYGOBLIN. HARRYGOBLIN FOREVER #spider-man #asm 180 #green goblin #harry osborn #barton hamilton #spiderposting

[thesquirrelqueer]

okay so here’s the bac bmc ensemble afaik

this is madeline smith (played by leah krupnick) and zac evans (played by javier woodard)

this is dustin kropp (played by jared theinert)

this is aubrey bane (played by ashley hamilton)

this is cassandra sanchez (played by monica flores)

this is clyde karevski (played by james barton) and behind them is candy firestein (played by jade scharnikow)

this is kaitlyn winsor (played by meghan jenkins) and behind them is archie leptic (played by matthew tobio)

this is leo collins (played by leo vasile)

this is jared kleinman (played by adam brewer)

#bmc #be more chill #musicals #shut up dani #bac bmc #ensemble

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Community members, including a local school board and the mayor, are mourning the loss of a local couple, two days after police say their landlord shot and killed them outside their Stoney Creek home. 

Carissa MacDonald, 27, and Aaron Stone, 28, are the names of the couple who died, CBC News has learned. 

CBC News confirmed the identities of the victims through family members and employers who declined to comment on the record.

The couple were engaged and lived at 322 Jones Rd., police said. The house sits in a quiet area north of Barton Street in Stoney Creek.

Stone was an apprentice electrician with the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, according to his Facebook page. MacDonald worked at the Brant Haldimand Norfolk Catholic District School Board for the past three-and-a-half years and was a Mohawk College graduate, according to her LinkedIn profile. [...]

Continue Reading.

Tagging: @politicsofcanada, @vague-humanoid

#cdnpoli #Hamilton #Ontario #tenants' rights #murder tw #death tw #gun violence tw

[torturedpoetskywalker]

As you all know, the Femslash February event of this year starts tomorrow so I decided I’ll be taking prompts and posting them in my account on AO3 iammyownsaviour (ant1hero), and pseuds ant1hero and transacelovegood (ant1hero). Here’s the full list of the fandoms and ships I want to write this year, you can send me an anonymous or non anonymous inbox with your prompts and you can even say in the inbox, in case you have an AO3 account, if you want me to gift the fanfic to you. And you can find the prompt list I'll be using for this event on my tag #fanfic events, but you can send prompts that aren't there too. Please be welcomed to send as many prompts as you can and I'll try writing and posting them for the whole month of February!

FEMSLASH FEBRUARY 2024

FANDOMS & SHIPS

SEND ME PROMPTS!!

My Little Pony

Applejack/Rainbow Dash

Rarity/Fluttershy

Studio Ghibli

Ponyo/Kiki

Kiki/Ursula

Lisa/Granmamare (Ponyo)

Cardcaptor Sakura

Sakura/Tomoyo

Steven Universe

Peridot/Lapis Lazuli

Pearl/Amethyst

Pearl/Rose

Pearl/Garnet

Pearl/Bismuth

Scott Pilgrim

Ramona/Kim

Ramona/Roxy

Kim/Roxy

Kim/Knives

Envy/Roxy

Wednesday

Wednesday/Enid

Wednesday/Bianca

Mean Girls (2024)

Regina/Janis

Regina/Cady

Cady/Janis

The Hunger Games

Lucy Gray/Tigris

Katniss/Johanna

Katniss/Cressida

Rue/Primrose

Ginny & Georgia

Ginny/Abby

Ginny/Padma

Abby/Padma

Hamilton

Angelica/Fem!Alexander

Angelica/Eliza

Eliza/Maria

Outer Banks

Sarah/Kie

Sarah/Cleo

The OC

Anna/Summer

Marissa/Alex

Anna/Alex

Star Wars

Padmé/Fem!Anakin

Padmé/Sabé

Padmé/Dormé

Padmé/Cordé

Padmé/Jamillia

Padmé/Breha

Padmé/Beru

Sabé/Fem!Anakin

Sabé/Dormé

Sabé/Jamillia

Sabé/Breha

Sabé/Beru

Cordé/Dormé

Jyn/Leia

Leia/Fem!Han

Rey/Fem!Kylo

Rey/Connix

Rey/Rose

Rose/Jannah

Rose/Connix

Marvel

Betty/Liz

Cassie/Lila

Carol/Valkyrie

Carol/Natasha

Riri/Shuri

Riri/MJ

Sif/Valkyrie's

Sif/Jane

Sif/Maria

Natasha/Wanda

Natasha/Laura Barton

Natasha/Maria

Kate/Yelena

Kate/Lila

Kate/Cassie

MJ/Betty Brant

MJ/Lizu

MJ/Shuri

MJ/Cassie

Jane/Darcy

Jane/Wanda

Jane/Valkyrie

Gamora/Nebula

Stranger Things

El/Max

Joyce/Karen

Nancy/Barb

Nancy/Robin

Nancy/Kali

Robin/Chrissy

Robin/Barb

Robin/Eden

Kali/Eden

Chrissy/Kali

Chrissy/Eden

Teen Wolf

Fem!Stiles/Fem!Derek

Allison/Erica

Allison/Kira

Allison/Cora

Allison/Malia

Allison/Laura

Lydia/Fem!Stiles

Lydia/Erica

Lydia/Cora

Lydia/Malia

Lydia/Laura

Malia/Fem!Stiles

Malia/Kira

Malia/Erica

Malia/Cora

Doctor Who

Donna/Martha

Rose/Martha

Rose/Clara

Clara/Martha

Clara/Amy

Clara/Ashildr

Clara/Missy

River/Missy

River/Martha

River/Rose

Once Upon A Time

Snow/Regina

Snow/Red

Snow/Aurora

Regina/Red

Regina/Maleficent

Mulan/Aurora

Mulan/Belle

Belle/Regina

Belle/Red

Aurora/Cinderella

The 100

Clarke/Raven

Clarke/Octavia

Clarke/Gaia

Octavia/Raven

Octavia/Niylah

Octavia/Lexa

Raven/Emori

Raven/Abby

The Wilds

Shelby/Becca

Toni/Regan

Fatin/Leah

Leah/Nora

Leah/Rachel

#send me prompts #taking prompts #femslash february #femslash february 2024 #prompts #ao3 #ao3feed #ao3 writer #archive of our own #multifandom #ship list #femslash #femslash fanfic #sapphic #sapphic fanfic #wlw #wlw fanfic #mcu #stranger things #teen wolf

[anamericangirl]

Name one former homeschooler that's actually well adjusted, isn't behind their peers, and doesn't live with their parents.

I personally know a lot but for people you might have heard of?

I'll do better than one. I'll name several.

Michelle Kwan

Tim Tebow

Serena & Venus Williams

Simone Biles

The Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Ryan Gosling

Billie Eilish & Finneas

Bethany Hamilton

Sandra Day O'Connor

Here's some historical people who were homeschooled:

Thomas Jefferson

George Washington

Abraham Lincoln

Theodore Roosevelt

Alexander Graham Bell

Thomas Edison

The Wright Brothers

Agatha Christie

C.S. Lewis

Clara Barton

So if you actually think homeschooled people can't be anything but failures you're the one who didn't get a good education.

#anon #answered #also well adjusted is a vague term #not sure what you mean by that

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Field Notes: the schlep from my university to Fredericksburg.

29.05.2023.

What can I say, an eight-hour drive is an eight-hour drive. On the upside, I make awesome progress on my current audiobook (The Strangest Forms by Gregory Ashe). Llelo is a trooper in the backseat, but he does occasionally try to get me to race the other cars. So far, I haven’t let him goad me into it.

The first stop I make is at the Vince Lombardi service station just outside of New York City, on the Jersey side. It’s new! It’s modern! They have a vending machine selling slices of cake from Carlo’s Bake Shop (you know, the one from Cake Boss). I’m tempted, but I’m also not paying nearly $7 for a slice of cake.

After the Vince Lombardy service station is the Alexander Hamilton service station, also in New Jersey (everything is legal in New Jersey). I don’t stop at this one, but a couple of hours later I pull into the Clara Barton service station. This one is markedly less splendid than the one dedicated to the football star. Go figure. There is a pack of feral cats living in the field next to the massive parking lot. Please god, I think to myself, if I ever do something like minister to the wounded on a battlefield, don’t let them name a service station after me.

I arrive in Fredericksburg with a sore tuchus and the need for a shower. Llelo celebrates stopping for the night by sclathing all over the hotel carpet.

#field notes #travel log #the internship (tm) #summer research 2023 #american civil war