how to flirt ith you former god 101:
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umbrella academy as buzzfeed unsolved quotes (part 1):
luther:
"does hair grow through the skull?"
diego:
"friends murder each other all the time."
allison:
"i'm gonna be so pissed off if we die."
klaus:
"hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy"
five:
"teenage boys are the worst."
ben:
"[klaus], every room you're in is a panic room."
viktor:
“we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw an ad on craigslist.”
lila:
"i did meet some of the most insufferable people. but, they also met me."
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John: oh my god! It’s a fucking dead body!
Arthur: ooh, That’s an omen, or something?
John: why is there a dead guy in here?
Arthur: it was probably a live person, and then something happened that made them dead
John: *sarcastically* wow, great analysis, Doc
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Kaminari, to the sky, after he tripped: You want me off this bridge you’re going to have to kill me
Aizawa, who heard him: What are you on?
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Time for BuzzFeed Unsolved references
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Me and my favorite characters
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"- You ever try to hack Buzzfeed?
- All the time."
-Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej, Mystery Files ("The Maniacal TV Hijacking of Max Headroom")
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I've reached a point where I just physically sigh when a new batman media/property has the Joker in it. Like yall know there's other villains right? Other, better villains? Leave the rotting turnip of a clown out of the picture for a while, it's getting exhausting.
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The king in yellow: if he’s having a good time in there, there’s something truly wrong with his brain
Arthur, in the pit: now this is a beautiful! Gorgeous room! With wonderful acooo00Oou-sticks!
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