#funny writing

[writing-turnip]

Best blurb of the year so far

This is from “The Witches are Coming,” by Lindy West. If there are more paragraphs like this in that book, I really want to read it.

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[i-am-confused-always]

I am a writer

I whisper as I research how to kill someone, build a bomb, good serial killer aliases, exc.

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[saraswritingtipps]

Funny moments between best friends (School Edition)

1. Participating in a goofy, impromptu dance-off in the middle of the school hallway, much to the amusement of fellow students.

2. Getting caught passing funny notes in class, resulting in a fit of uncontrollable laughter that earns them a stern look from the teacher.

3. Collaborating on a hilarious prank against a mischievous classmate, executing it with precision and barely containing their laughter.

4. Embarking on a mission to taste-test every snack from the school cafeteria, rating each one with exaggerated critiques and funny facial expressions.

5. Dressing up in outrageous costumes for spirit week, surprising the entire school with their creative and hilarious ensembles.

6. Creating a secret handshake filled with funny gestures, inside jokes, and unique quirks that only they understand.

7. Creating a secret club with an absurdly long and nonsensical name, complete with an elaborate initiation ceremony involving silly tasks and ridiculous challenges.

8. Pulling off a clever prank on a strict teacher, leaving behind a trail of funny and harmless surprises throughout the day, causing the teacher to scratch their head in confusion.

9. Creating a humorous and unconventional study guide, complete with doodles, funny mnemonics, and exaggerated stories to help them remember important information for exams.

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[alwaysadri1]

I love you

I’m scared

You fell asleep and i went through your phone

When i ask you will you deny it?

Long lost exs

I can’t fathom those texts

I’ve been cherishing this love

And i don’t think you care

Maybe this is more than i can bare

Together or not

It hurts

Maybe I’ll be the villain because i saw it on your phone

I fought silent battles

Are you going to go and tattle

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[the-ellia-west]

My take on badly-described WIPs

An Assassin, four children, and like 5 harpies get into a death match over something that's 20% true but stay in the death match because they now have a blood feud

A UFO causes 2 women to go insane, 1 woman to eat a cat, 1 woman to die, and one guy to gain a drinking problem

I like stealing from video games part 1, a bunch of people get thrown into magical portals and a poet adopts 2 non-human children

I like stealing from video games part 2, a little girl almost kills a man, and then a little boy gets kidnapped by a monster and almost gets cooked alive (not by the monster)

Norse mythology ripoff centered around Loki being a c***

A fantasy man with a drinking problem makes his four friends chase him down to get an intervention so they can save the world

I literally made a modern soap opera, there is so much shit going on at all times. Every sentence is a fucking plot twist and I'm on chapter 1

A cannibalistic serial killer says the most raw fucking Line I have ever come up with about cleaning the kitchen counter (that's all there is)

Which one of these would you read?

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[awkwardcreature789]

The classic villain monologues their evil schemes while petting a white cat but the cat is the one that starts monologuing

*in a stereotypical villain base, a fireplace and black and red furniture and other evil necessities**some evil looking dude spins around slowly in a swivel chair whilst petting a fluffy white cat with a fancy collar*

*you think the human will start spouting his diabolical plans but no, the cat speaks in a deep stereotypical super villain voice*

“Oh yes, my plan is all coming together quite nicely *evil chuckle* soon the world will be MINE- *diabolical laughter*”

I need this.

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[bhavcore]

Kudos to you if you have a good relationship with your father and if he isn't a piece of shit to you

i personally can't relate 😍

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[brainfuzzz]

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[theridingwriter]

🎙️🎉 Our First Episode Is LIVE! 📚✨

On this day, 19 years ago, we began to write our first ever story together. It seemed very fitting that the first episode of our podcast should come out today!

In this debut episode, join Emma and Esme as we dive headfirst into the world of youthful storytelling. Get ready for laughter, nostalgia, and plenty of writing adventures. 📖😄

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Thank you for your support and enthusiasm! Stay tuned for more episodes filled with storytelling, laughter, and shared memories. Don’t forget, we are a new podcast and are just finding our audience. You can help us by liking and sharing our page and telling all your friends about us!🌟✍️

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[pendragon1400]

Currently working on my WIP I am writing a married couple that support the protagonist. This couple is very positive and supportive, and no I do not kill either of them bc it would end badly for everyone involved. Like either one of them would burn the world down, than find a way to bring back their dead spouse. Re-marry? Nah, re-animate!

#writing #Funny writing #Writer #romance #funny

[just-another-rainy-day]

I just want a fun lil story about a bunch of primordial chaos gods who through some twist of fate as they are about to wreak havoc on humanity are sucked through a portal or something and end up in the heart of chaos itself: high school.

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[bjugnakraekir]

some of my favorite notes in my second draft

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[alwaysadri1]

Magenta makes me feel so lavender. Am i funny because im insecure? Do i come off as insincere? I wrote you a love letter. I’m so darkly blue without you my dear. During our whole romantic affair i had too many sharp fears. So many years i bled us dry. Did you see how hard i had to try? I’m still trying to love without you. Pick up and move on from you. We saw through our tricks and magnetic rendezvous. I thought we could get through anything. I now know that’s not true and neither were you.

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[the-ellia-west]

Character voice tag game

Line provided by @vyuntspakhkite-l-darling: "We have to Go"

(With characters from TCOT and I'll reblog with J&R Side WIP)

Kasi: Please, go.

Xhaazi (Shady): Let's get out of here!

Chrin: Come on, let's go!

Sokuna: We can't stay here!

Mouse: Can we leave yet?

Marril: Hurry up.

Viasaki: *just picks you up and leaves*

Kila: If you spend another second staring at that wall I will Feed you to the wolves

Shyre: Please, we need to leave, now.

(I will be doing these for a while because I am now obsessed)

@ajgrey9647 @smudged-red-ink @clever-naming-convention and anyone who wants to, your phrase is: "I can't do this anymore"

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[heathercauthor]

Yeah that was amusing 😂

Book synopsis:

It's the apocalypse, and Feng has a knack for pissing people off.

Mercenary Feng is both the hunter and the hunted, searching for his missing family while hunted by the alien intruders who are trying to get him to stop blowing their shit up.

Life gets worse when he must befriend one of the alien creatures to survive. She grew up on stories of humans, and Feng’s about to upend everything she's ever known—if they don't get each other killed first.

"Readers may appreciate the many twists and betrayals..." —Kirkus Reviews

"Action-packed, fast-paced sci-fi story bursting with psychological games and manipulations..." —Readers' Favorite

If you like the Last Of Us, the 100, or unlikely allies in the slightest, check out Earth Sucks On Amazon, Kobo or Barnes and Noble!

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[writerbeemedina]

Writing Prompt #40

A ghost continues to haunt due to unfinished business. They will not stop until . . . someone deletes their browser history.

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