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Klaus: *Steals briefcase and gets on bus, opening to see what's inside*
Klaus: *Gets trasported to the 1960s in the middle of the Vietnam war*
Klaus: Hello, Hello, I'm not where I'm supposed to be.
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Diego: Morning Klaus…..what are you drinking?

Klaus: Water

Diego: Really? It doesn’t smell like water

Klaus: It’s imported water

Diego: Uh huh… imported form where?

Klaus: …Russia?

Diego: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Klaus: its nine-thirty

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Klaus: Yesterday, I had two eggs for breakfast, and I was starving. Today, I had four eggs, and I’m stuffed! Tomorrow-

Diego: Three eggs. I get it. We don’t need to talk.

Klaus:

Klaus: I was gonna say, ‘two eggs and one sausage.’

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(In the sixties)

Dave: So this is from a movie you’ve seen?

Klaus: The version I’m talking about is from a TV show, technically, but yes.

Dave: And… He has green skin, and he’s all wrinkly…

Klaus: Yup.

Dave: …And that’s supposed to be cute?

Klaus: He IS CUTE-

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