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afyerarchive · 2 years

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Kaedehara Kazuha Accidentally Kills You (x reader)

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requested by the one, the only, the ultimate kazuha simp

→ ABOUT / Befriending this emotional mess of a human after he lost his old best friend, you two decided to travel together across Teyvat, now finding yourself on your way to Inazuma aboard Beidou's ship. Now you find yourself stuck in a stalemate, trying to... "make him yours." ( Also I think this would be an AU? where Kazuha isn't over the death of his friend )

→ DEMOGRAPHIC / gn ! reader

→ CW / you die + minor angst + kissing I am so sorry

→ EXTRA / I am sincerely sorry for anyone who possibly followed this page for serious content like the last post. Also I'm not proofreading this because I don't feel like it.

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You were stuck up in Beidou's quarters hearing her lecture you on how now was the perfect chance to tell Kazuha how you felt. Nervously, you nodded to her, exiting the room, disappointed with her advice. Maybe she was just drunk, our outright insane, but you got a really bad feeling about this idea of hers.

Going down the steps, you looked to your left, eyeing the shores of the Guyun Stone Forest in the distance, then to your right, noticing Kazuha, standing over the railing, watching the waves and the ship's reflection, glimmering calmly at the open sea.

Sighing once, before approaching him, you got ready to do what you've been waiting to do for months now. This area of the ship was quiet, with only a few familiar ship hands hauling barrels and crates, as well as drinking and having loose conversation with each other.

"How's it going, Kazuha?" You approached Kazuha, as he turned, surprised by your sudden apperance.

"Oh, hey y/n. I'm fine, just thinking," he said quietly. "It's not much, don't worry."

"Is it your old friend again?" You really didn't like how often he'd think and talk about his old friend. Kazuha needed to just move on, and get in your league-

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"It's like, all you can think about these days. Don't you think it's time to just relax, and enjoy our traveling?" You stepped closer, taking Kazuha's hand softly.

"It's not that easy, y/n. I didn't even get to tell him how I feel," he whispered the last part, looking down, almost as if he was about to tear up.

The waves continued to crash, the air brushing you with mist, as your heartbeat increased, panicking on how to tell Kazuha how you felt.

"Well, if it helps, I think I'm starting to feel like you did. Traveling with you has been such an honor, and-"

Kazuha scoffed, beginning to cry. He then walked over to hug you, sharing his feelings.

● ————————— I am sincerely sorry ————————— ●

timeskip btw

You now found yourself propped up on the railing of the ship, kissing Kazuha passionately, not a care in the world for whatever else was happening in the moment.

That ultimately led to Beidou scaring you two, as she emerged from the kitchen, holding a big plate of steaming food, grinning proudly. "Yeah, I've been watching this almost the whole time. Either way, congratulations on the relationship. I cooked a meal to celebrate," she announced happily, stumbling over to where you two were spending your first hours of your romance.

"Oh, hey Beidou." Kazuha quickly backed away from you, turning his head to look at her. "Sorry, we were busy, you could say."

You nod, as she only laughs, holding the plate out. Though, she didn't notice that there had been a pile of planks on the floor. Losing grip of the plate, she fell over, pushing into Kazuha.

And since you were still sitting on the railing considering it'd been the best angle to be intimate with your new boyfriend, it set up the perfect placement for you three to turn into human dominos.

So, now you found yourself being shoved off of the railing by Kazuha. You were what, a few hours into this relationship, and you were already getting hurt?

Scratch that- you didn't know how to even swim. And Kazuha knew that. Shooting up off of the floor quickly, he looked over the railing to watch you flying down into the water below.

Cussing under her breath, Beidou ran off. Kazuha kept watching you, worried for his life, watching you slowly drift away from the ship's keel, and then floating farther back, waiting for the abyssal waters to eat you up.

Crying again, Kazuha couldn't watch anymore. He flung his head away from the sight, running off to go recollect what just happened.

Beidou's ship did come back for you; however, as she looked out of the window, all she saw was your lifeless body drifting aimlessly. It'd been too late. Curses. Kazuha was going to kill her.

Well, Hu Tao would be getting another customer, at the very least.

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becuzmdsaidineededpersonality · 4 months

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airlocksandaviaries · 1 year

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2 genres of fanfiction:

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feeling called out today

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"But you already wrote that trope."

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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

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afyerarchive · 2 years

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Enderman x Reader Minecraft Date

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→ ABOUT / Just a casual day in your singleplayer Minecraft world; what's that in the distance? An Enderman? Aren't those things decently rare? Well, instead of getting a typical Ender Pearl, why don't you have a bit of fun with it instead -

→ DEMOGRAPHIC / gn ! reader

→ CW / minecraft date (idk if that counts as "fluff" or not) + mentions of getting hurt?

→ EXTRA / Writing this because I am absolutely out of ideas. Please give me something to do preferably genshin aaf afaffagbajkbsjkl (also im not proofreading this because it's 6 AM and I just wanna sleep)

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Iron sword in hand, you stroll over the vast mountains of the world, passing llamas and goats; you're determined to find your home which you hadn't visited in days due to a recent mining venture. Well, at least the profits were fruitful. A few stacks of coal, a stack of iron, and precisely ten diamonds, along with a load of bread you found whilst passing a village on your journey back.

Upon seeing the silhouette of your beautiful Cottagecore-inspired house in the distance, you grin, brimming with excitement to finally be back home. Dangerously skipping down the final slope before reaching your residence, you fall, losing grip of sword, as you end up tumbling down the face of the mountain, landing in a pond at the bottom, blacking out.

LATER

A few hours pass. You slowly drift open your eyes, seeing a jet-black figure with entrancing purple eye features towering over your body. Clueless, you reach your hand out, trying to get a feel of it, before it backs away slowly, still keeping you in its view.

Jolting up to get a better look, you notice just how tall this thing actually was. Surely it was three blocks tall, maybe even more. If only you had such attractive features like that; oh, one can only dream.

Blushing, the figure holds out its hand. Hesitating, you slowly reach your out too, meeting it, and grabbing on tight, as it pulls you all the way up off of the ground. Wait, how had you gotten out of the pond in the first place? Still curious, you interrogate the creature.

Ah, so it's an Enderman. Aren't those things afraid of water? Fret not, this Enderman seemed to have already taken a special interest in you, thus why it helped you this whole time.

"So, what are you looking for?" You ask, trying not to look the Enderman in the eyes. "If there's a certain... block, or flower that you desire, I'd be more than happy to help you find it."

The Enderman shook its head shily, trying to gaze at you, but quickly turning away to face your home each time. To be honest, this situation you found yourself in was pretty awkward, however, let's not make it weird. Continuing this discussion, you think well, what? before getting the hint. Wait- this may be just a game, but can the Endermen have attraction to the players.

I mean, seriously, who the hell would code a feature like that?

"Do you want to try going on a date, perchance?" Glancing at the creature once more, still avoiding the eyes, you watch as it slowly nods in compliance. "Well, why didn't you say so from the start? I actually have quite the thing for people built like you."

Long story short, you were asked to set up two Dark Oak stairs for chairs, and a fence with a trapdoor on it in the middle, simulating that of a date you'd find in real life.

Oddly, it looked peaceful, and fit quite nicely under the canopy created by the balcony of your cottage. After scattering an assortment of flowers, this newfound creature sat down on the "chair" opposite of you, and made sure not to be as nervous this time.

With that, you enjoyed a cooked chicken together and had quite the talk about the current economic situation in the End Dimension.

A night well spent. You had all of your items back, and polished your sword back up to its peak performance, before turning back to the Enderman, who was standing there ominously.

"One more thing," it muttered. "Let me just look at you... one time." This thing's English was better than you imagined.

"I guess," you spoke nervously. Looking up to see its flat black head, and just edging the rim of those pure purple eyes, butterflies fluttered throughout your stomach. You'd never looked anyone in the eyes this romantically, let alone a creature of the night in Minecarft.

Sighing, you finally took a glimpse at them. What was not expected, however, was to see the Enderman's eyes widen, as if with fear and anguish, shaking ever so slightly, before running towards you.

Instantly, you regained your state of mind, trying to run away. But alas, your ex-lover-now-nightmare chased you back to the pond where you met, as you jumped in the water to avoid it.

Looking back, the Enderman was nowhere to be seen. Had you outrun it? Were you safe... for now?

Thoughts racing around your head, you sigh once more, trying to stay calm after the horrific sequence of events that just unfolded. Trying to think about it only hurt though, and you felt as if you were still being watched.

And, by some stroke of unfortunate luck, you felt something tight grab your body from behind, ripping you out of the water to an untimely fate.

God, I hated writing this.