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bunnyramen · 11 months

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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

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keenzinemugstudent · 1 year

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Miguel O'Hara x Black godparent reader imagines

Okay people Miguel likes you but your Miles godparent basically his second parent so he tries keyword TRIES to be much nicer to Miles when around you because he sees how much you absolutely adore this kid but it's so hard because he doesn't like the kid (poor Miles) Miles see's how much he likes you and tries to help but Miguel is stubborn as hell and doesn't want help but he's gonna need it because let's face it the man wants you to like him and knows he's gonna need a lot of help so who better to get to help him than Miles?

Plan 1 show that he is deeply sorry for trying to annihilate your poor godson and try to convince you that it was a mistake and will definitely NEVER happen again at first you weren't buying into it but took Miles to get you to see there was no hard feelings and everything was water under the bridge so you accepted his apology but you were still on guard for whatever was to come which was a good start on a newfound friendship between you and Miguel Peter b had made a joke that Miguel looked like a sad puppy which had almost made Miguel want to hurt the man

Plan 2 You need help you with your spidey training you're still new to the whole Spider-Man thing and because now you're a spider person you're still trying to get the hang of it so Miles with the help of Gwen convinces you to have Miguel offers to help train you which you quickly declined because you did not want to be left alone with the man and you didn't want to waste his time but Miguel had no problems with helping you train he happily offered this man was desperate to have you like him, you were thankful for his help but and it got a bit rocky starting with him kind of being impatient and yelling at tou and you hard-headed and stressed out from trying to do your best well you both started yelling at each other which made you lose focus on you sticking to the wall and you fell from the ceiling but luckily he was quick enough to catch you in his arms before you hit the ground you were blushing like an idiot being carried by this man and quickly thanked him than ran out the room Miguel looked at you run and sat on the ground face in hand cursing in Spanish ears red, while Gwen and Miles hide behind the corner smirking.

Plan 3 gives you lots and mean LOT'S of praise you like being told your doing a good job and that your working hard also compliments will get you to be flustered the whole day Miles knows this first hand because he always brags to people about how awesome his godparent in hand to hand combat (you taught him a couple of moves) which Peter b learned the hard way after doubting your fighting skills let's just say he does not want to ever get on your bad side EVER! So while training you got the hang of swinging from place to place and to stick / crawling to the walls Miguel took this as an opportunity to congratulate you and compliment you on your improvement which got you blushing and stuttering like an idiot around the man but it also got you the smile big and hug him which made his heart beat fast the man was trying so hard to make it not obvious that he was interested in you nearly which was a big fail because everyone and I mean everyone knew that he liked you.

Plan 4 you loved food and loved to try new food so yeah when Miles told Miguel this and he quickly wiped something up for you. He is a good cook he actually loves to cook but no one knows this so shhhh Miles told him what type of food you liked too eat and Miguel happily made it but was a nervous wreck he didn't know if he made it just right but lucky you loved the food doing a cute little happy dance, after a hards day of work fighting bad guys you fell asleep on his shoulder making the poor man go red in the face he felt eyes on him only to turn to see most of the spider gang giving him a thumbs up he actually hissed at them which made them go away in fear from being bitten and or paralyzed by the man.

Plan 5 you didn't have a outfit for being a spiderman/woman all you had was a (favorite color) T-shirt with the spider symbol on it and (favorite color) jeans or shorts with combat boots, so Miguel with the help of Gwen who got you to talk about what type of outfit you would love to wear and the man Miguel immediately had Lyla get to work on your outfit let's just say you were absolutely in love with your outfit and gave the poor man kisses all over his face dude was so shocked he just stood there with the lipstick markings on his face and lips. Peter b tried to snap him out of it but nothing worked the man was frozen like a statue, Miles thought it was funny but was just annoyed he was happy though, Gwen just laughed because dun dun dunnnnn ladies and gentlemen you already knew that Miguel liked you! Shocking right? You told Gwen you knew that he had asked Miles for help for you to like him but you did not know this until plan 4 when you feel asleep on him and he admitted his feelings for you to your sleeping body (you're only half asleep) so yeah you just wanted him to work for your affections which was working but you might need a little bit more convincing though guess we're going to have to wait and see.

I know this is like really cringe but I had a fun making this so I hoped you guys like to reading, and yeah I know Miguel is out of character but I tired okay!

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Y/n got into a fight at school.

Steve: Is she ok?

Bucky: Did she win?

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angelofthenight · 3 months

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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!

Ned: ..friendship?

MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up

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wisefoxluminary · 11 months

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Spider-Man Across the Spider Verse characters as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

Miles: I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Gwen: I hate people. Life sucks. Nothing good ever happens.

Hobie: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Pavitr: I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want.

Miguel: I'm fine. I have decided to stop fighting and lean in to the fact I'm an idiot.

Peter B: Don't give candy to a baby. They can't brush their teeth.

Jessica: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?

The Spot: Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me.

Ben Reilly: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome. Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship. Pizza bagel restaurant. My father never loved me. I'm going to die alone. Oh boy, that happened fast.

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thermodynamic-comedian · 2 years

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harry: what's a cute nickname to call your boyfriend?

norman: whore

otto: bitch

peter:....wow, you two have such a wonderful relationship-

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theatre-loverr · 1 year

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Peter 2: Peter 1 just insisted Peter 3 and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Peter 2: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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xixxala · 2 years

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y/n: Peter... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Peter: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

y/n:

y/n: I wrote sanitize, Peter

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maryvioletique7708 · 1 year

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Harry:

MOTHER F*CKER!

Norman:

SON OF A B*TCH-

Emily:

... >:U

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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Peter, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Yelena: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Peter: Orange soda, please!

Yelena: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Kate: Me too, strawberry soda.

Peter:

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devotedlyunlikelyshark · 8 months

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Peter: Miles, what did you eat?

Miles: Uhhh…

Peter: Air doesn’t count as food.

*Miles starts running*

Peter: GET BACK HERE-

Gwen, eating chocolate while watching Miles run and Peter chase him: Meh, not my issue.

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person037282 · 2 years

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Thor: This is my friend rabbit!

Rocket: >:/

Thor: This is tree!

Groot: *Too busy playing his game*

Thor: This is infinity beer wizard!

Dr. Strange:

Peter Parker: Uncle Thor! His made-up name is Dr. Strange! Btw I’m Spider Man.

Thor: You are son of spider?

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: *sneaks back into the tower through the window at 3:33 am*

Bucky: *flicking on the lights and turning around in his chair* Care to explain where you have been?

Peter: Uh…I was with Miss Y/n!

Y/n twirling around in her own chair: Nice try, answer correctly

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angelofthenight · 4 months

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Otto: I am my own person

Clint: I listen to no one

Curt: I make the rules

Max: I am the most powerful thing in the world

Norman: What I say goes

You: Hey guys, could you come here for a second?

Sinister Five, all running to you at once and tripping over each other: Coming!

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wisefoxluminary · 11 months

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Hobie: What, your dad doesn't know?

George: Know what?

Gwen: That I'm uh....in a band. A rock band with Hobie here.

Hobie: Right, she plays the triangle...

Gwen: Drums.

Hobie: Drums, yeah. She's hell on the old skins, you know.

George: Hmm. And uh, what do you do?

Hobie: Well, I play guitar.

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whyareyoubored · 11 months

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gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

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