awnnabeth

[awnnabeth]

will: we all have our demons

will, pointing at nico: this one’s mine

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[awnnabeth]

leo: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million?

piper: i’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free

leo: [tearing up] i’m your best friend?

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #percy and annabeth #incorrect quote #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect hoo quotes

[awnnabeth]

percy: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container

leo: the cow?

percy: what

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[awnnabeth]

hazel: so are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

nico: i’m a knife

will, from across the room: he’s the big spoon

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #percy and annabeth #hoo #pjo #incorrect pjo quote #incorrect hoo quotes

[awnnabeth]

jason: [accidentally brushes percy’s hand with his own]

percy: [agressively holds jason’s hand] fucking commit to it.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #percy and annabeth #hoo #pjo #incorrect hoo quoted #incorrect pjo quotes

[awnnabeth]

[at a bar]

percy: i gotta go

annabeth: aren’t you forgetting something?

percy: uhm

percy: [kisses annabeth on the forehead and leaves]

annabeth: COME BACK AND PAY THE BILLS!

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[awnnabeth]

nico, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?

officer: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #percy and annabeth #solangelo #will solace

[awnnabeth]

everyday, man. everyday.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #percy and annabeth #hoo #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus quote

[awnnabeth]

the trojan war heroes as a regular family

achilles: the one who takes gym way too seriously

patroclus: the soft sensible awkward guy who has a degree in medicine

odysseus: the sarcastic father figure who wants to teach you chess rules

diomedes: the one who always has a good reason for lecturing you

agamemnon: the one who always orders you to do the chores

menelaus: the quiet uncle who enjoys sitcom

pyrrhus: the cousin who bullies you

ajax: the “big but dumb” one

hector: the one who is always cleaning up his brother’s room

paris: the creepy uncle who flirts with your mother

#achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #the iliad #the song of achilles #sonf of achilles #odysseus #diomedes #agamemnon #hector #troy

[awnnabeth]

achilles: i hope my mother protects patroclus after my death for i know i will die and he will be left alone on earth

the fates: lmao so who’s gonna tell him?

#song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #the song of achilles #patrochilles #greek mythology #greek myths #the trojan war

[awnnabeth]

glad to know im not the only one shipping them

*after reading the iliad and the song of achilles* what do you mean i wasn’t supposed to ship diomedes and odysseus? 

#odysseus #diomedes #they are in love bro #I cannot read the iliad book x and think they are not gay for each other #the iliad #the song of achilles #diomedes and odysseus

[awnnabeth]

leo: breathe if you think i’m cute

calypso:

leo:

calypso:

leo: callie, you're turning blue—

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[awnnabeth]

odysseus: wanna know how i met my wife penelope?

diomedes: [internal screaming] not again

agamemnon: dude no one fucking cares

ajax: i’m hungry

patroclus: oh look, a bird!

achilles: where bird? i only see blood

odysseus: so it happened when i was in sparta–

#i can see this happening in my head #odysseus #diomedes #ajax #achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #the song of achilles #agamemnon #penelope #odyssey

[awnnabeth]

and then there's:

thetis: pyrrhus no!

pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!

deidamia: pyrrhus no!

pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!

patroclus's ghost: pyrrhus–

pyrrhus: pyrrhus YES!

thetis: achilles no!

achilles: achilles yes!

chiron: achilles no!

achilles: achilles maybe?

patroclus: achilles no!

achilles: achilles no.

[awnnabeth]

thetis: achilles no!

achilles: achilles yes!

chiron: achilles no!

achilles: achilles maybe?

patroclus: achilles no!

achilles: achilles no.

#achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #the song of achilles #iliad #the iliad #homer's iliad #song of achilles

[awnnabeth]

Percy: If time is money

Percy: Then are ATM machines time machines?

Annabeth:

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[awnnabeth]

jason: gods give me patience

leo: do you mean gods give me strength?

jason: if gods gave me strength, you'd be dead

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