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Not sure how this works but uh…anyway! If you’re still taking TUA requests, could you maybe write something where Klaus gets a cold/gets the flu and his siblings have to take care of him? I really just wanna see a sick Klaus haha 😅

THIS AS A CONCEPT SOUNDS SO FUNNY OMG???

Thank you for the request, and I'm so sorry I blipped again lmao 💀

The UA Siblings when Klaus is Sick™

Comfort, Fluff

Rated: M ( swearing :( )

TW: none that I can see, please correct me if I missed any!

Synopsis: Klaus, ever evasive of death as he somehow is, gets sick! How do his ragtag siblings respond?

look at him. right now. stare at this man.

he is. so. fucking. dramatic. when it comes to this.

(we love him)

as usual, let's go down the list :)

Luther...doesn't care. lol

Like, okay, he CARES, obviously, but not enough to bother to do anything about it really.

He shows he cares, of course he does!

After all, he elects himself as the world's bodyguard, and throws keeps Klaus in his room!

He also tells Diego, so that someone can actually help him rather than break him. more.

Speaking of, Diego!

Diego is a great help, I'd say. He's used to being sick and stuck between rocks and hard places

(this recieves an obligatory childish laugh from the sickly creature dwelling in his room)

((and a second laugh from his dear missus also dwelling in his room))

He goes out and gets Klaus medicine like he does for anyone else he gives two shits about

He makes sure Klaus takes the meds and that he eats at least semi regularly

He's a momma's boy with aggressive tendencies; Klaus doesn't argue much with him

Look, I'm not gonna lie, Allison and Five could not physically care less.

Allison's in her own head and quite frankly she doesn't want to leave it

Especially not for her deadbeat junkie of a 'brother'.

And Five?

Five is too busy being paranoid, and the most he does is get money for Diego to help with Klaus, and even then he has the gall to complain.

Five does care secretly though. A lot.

If Klaus has a nightmare, which typically happens when he's sick and his powers are on the fritz, he's already there with a warm handcloth and some water.

Klaus doesn't dare speak about it.

Though Five doesn't miss the way his brother has a trace of a smile on his face just before he warps away, thinking he's being secretive.

old man has old man temperament what do you expect

Ben, whether Ghost or Sparrow, is a right dick.

If he has the option, he stays back, either to get sleep, read in peace, or not get sick.

He will console Klaus if the nightmares get rough and Five is already gone.

Other than that, the only proof he cares will be that Klaus wakes up earlier than him, and sees him asleep next to him with a chair propped up and facing the door.

Klaus bullies him relentlessly weeks after he's recovered

Viktor, my dear boy, is better than everyone except Diego.

He comes in clutch

Soup, memes, tv

He's the day guy

He brings comics that he bought from the dollar store, some trinkets he thinks Klaus will like, and makes him being sick feel less like a liability and more like, y'know, a normal human thing that happens

He lets Klaus ramble himself to sleep

lets Klaus rant about the others

he listens.

and Klaus says it's enough for him :)

Overall, Klaus is a complete sweetheart when he's sick to everyone except Ben and Allison for seperate reasons.

The delusions get to him

When he recovers, they all pretend it never happened

...until next time, of course.

#klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua klaus #tua five

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If you’re taking TUA requests would you considering writing something where Luther has a cold and his siblings (or maybe Sloane?) look after him? Just something nice and sweet uwu🥺 or angsty works if that’s your vibe~

Luther gets a cold [various/platonic]

Hi! Thank you so much for requesting, I'm sorry this took me a few days I'm recovering from the flu.

I wanted to do Sloane but I unfortunately don't know enough about her character (I'm watching S3 with my dad and we're only up to Episode 3) :(

I hope this is good enough, and thank you again for requesting!! 💛

Rated: M (Small Mature Themes)

Triggers: Sickness? Implied intoxicated Klaus

Synopsis: Number 1 of the Umbrella Academy gets sick and consequentially bedridden? How would the rest of the Academy handle the situation as individuals? Written in a setting where they live together in the house (probably S1 without so much apocalypse rush?); NOT MEANT TO INTERTWINE WITH THE PLOT

Let's be real.

Luther gets a cold? He can handle it, he's fine, he doesn't need help, he's been sick before, and he doesn't want his siblings to help him in any way or be helpful

(he is lying on all of the above)

We'll review each sibling down the number line and start with everyone's favourite boar headed mama's boy.

Diego I feel like would know before Luther knows that he's sick (or getting sick)

He goes out and buys some cold and flu medication, "just to restock", and hides it in Luther's bedside drawers when Luther's out and about

This is the most he does, because he knows his brother, even though he's stupid as hell sometimes, can handle a cold

(he will be significantly more tolerable during this time, Klaus absolutely bullies him about it in a fond, Klaus kinda way)

Now, Allison. Allison, Allison, Allison.

Allison (a weird word now that I've typed it 5 times in a row) is of course very attentive. She also picks up on Diego's behaviour.

She, unlike Klaus, isn't a dickhead, so she smiles to herself about it and nothing more

She will be the one who checks in every few hours and makes sure that Luther's taking his meds and staying in bed

"Luther, I don't care that you think you're fine, you are not moving."

"What? Why?"

"You're sick???? You're contagious- Luther stop trying to get out of bed stop it"

"Allison, I'm fine, really"

Luther proceeded to cough so bad he doubled over, and Allison promptly pushed him back onto the bed and tucked him in with a little less patience than she had before

She knows this contact will definitely make her sick later, but she cares about Luther more, and future Allison will know not to repeat his mistakes

On to number 4, my personal bias

Klaus is a dick yes? We all know this?

Good, good, just making sure :)

He will be the person to also check in every few hours; he somehow accidentally falls perfectly in line with Allison's routine, so they swap out so efficiently Luther thinks they've coordinated it beforehand

("You think I planned this? Oh you silly little big boy.")

Klaus will try his best to keep Luther entertained but let's be honest here

It just makes Luther wish his meds had melatonin. And that he'd taken double the amount.

He will go on for actual hours about random shit he's seen, will laugh at his own jokes constantly

I'm placing this in S1 sort of time period so he's sober but barely and Ben is also there

Klaus will randomly adjust stuff on Luther's bed to make him more comfortable, like fluffing up couch pillows and readjusting his blankets

"Klaus, how do you know how to do all this?"

Klaus takes all the credit in a panic, not wanting Luther to be all grumpy when he says Ben's being a control freak

Ben looks very exasperated at having credit, like always, being taken from him and given to Klaus

But, Ben thinks to himself, at least his brothers aren't screaming at eachother.

Five is cynical. That's his nature. He's a grown man who has to relive puberty and the general public; he's not happy

That doesn't stop him from wanting to help his brother, even if he's pea brained

He will adjust his med dosages based on his body and tolerance so that they actually work

He'll do the dumb little math to make sure his brother can get his coughing under control - he's starting to think the walls will start crashing down if his elephant coughs keep ringing out through the house

He will also elect himself as volume control. He's very respectful, very calm and polite—

*SLAM* "FIVE IM SO GLAD I FOUND YOU I HAD SUCH A WILD FREAKIN NIGHT MAN—"

Klaus is promptly teleported onto the porch in the rain by a very pissed off Five who was supervising Luther for the night

"You idiot! Your brother is sick and trying to get better in there! For once in your pathetic life will you just. stop. talking!?"

"Okay okay okay okay can we go back inside now it's cold :("

Five warps them both back inside

Klaus doesn't interrupt him or Luther's sleep for the rest of the period

Five is vv protective in his own, violently dysfunctional way

Victor is probably the most awkward about the situation

He's been sick, obviously, and he knows Luther can get sick, obviously

He just can't wrap his head around how he's able to help

He's by far the most quiet and mellow visitor that Luther could have that isn't boring (Pogo)

Usually, Victor will just talk to his brother about whatever either of them can think of

A lot of apologies come from both ends because they're both just two awkward brothers trying really hard to bond

In a way, it's nice, because they learn a lot about eachother this way

Luther learns how Victor realised he was transgender and learns what exactly that means going forward (pronouns, medicals, etc.)

Victor learns how Luther truly felt about being "Number 1" and how much pressure he feels to fit that name

"I never realised how difficult it was for you to just be yourself," is the mutual thought that they voice

it's met with obvious, joined laughter, because of course the other has no idea what it's like, but then there's an understanding

When Luther finally does get better, it's easy to see that he and his siblings are all a little closer; between having to co-ordinate with eachother and work together to tend to their brother and having to keep arguments slim "because it'll fuck up the healing process", they've all grown closer and more understanding of eachother

It's something they're sure their father would've resented seeing.

#tua #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy imagines #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #victor hargreeves #umbrella academy ben #tua ben #ben hargreeves #tua allison #klaus tua #umbrella academy klaus #tua klaus #tua diego #diego hargreeves #tua five

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Hello!!

I am opening requests for Umbrella Academy writings! It's been about 3 years ehe (I'm not joking I've had writers block for 3 years send help)

I take any and all characters, on all genres except smut (I am a minor), and all writing types (drabbles, oneshots, headcanons, etc.)!

Forgive me if I take some time to respond, if the 3 year art block didn't hint it, I'm not too great with staying motivated! But I promise, I will most likely get back to you. :]

#requests #tua #tua s1 #tua s2 #tua s3 #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy headcanons #umbrella academy headcanons #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #umbrella academy imagines #umbrella acedmy

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so.

it's been a sec.

...

let's write some TUA.

#i return #look at me go #tumblr is weird #i forgot how to write #and tag

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*a feeling around your mouth, like a hand* with nowhere to turn,

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

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So like

Send in requests and stuff for headcanons or whatever, because in case you haven't noticed (in which I don't blame you) I'm on Writers Block.

#shush ed #not TUA

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Question is - Which is worse?

EDIT: AGAIN. WRONG. TUMBLR. FFFFFFU

Guys, n o

Klaus, crying: Was I cursed with the dummy but not the thicc??

Allison: Yes

Luther: Yes

Diego: Yes

Five: Yes

Vanya: Yes

Ben: No

Allison:

Luther:

Diego:

Five:

Vanya:

Ben: what

EDIT: I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG TUMBLR HECK

#luther hargreeves #tua luther #eddiereblog #meme

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God help them.

Klaus with a Rattlesnake around his neck: So I got really high and stole a snake what should we name it

Vanya, choking on her meds: YOU STOLE A WHAT

Five and Ben, not looking up from their coffee/ book: William Snakespeare.

#tua klaus #tua #incorrect tua quotes #tua ben #tua five #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua vanya

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Do this for any of TUA characters or me, either one lol

reblog to see what your fear is

#not really related #but sort of #well yes #but technically no

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Like, please?

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

#not tua #edtalk

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100 Followers!

Hey guys!

I noticed I recently hit 107 followers and I'd like to say thank you to you guys for liking my stuff! I'm so happy this blog made it this far, and to honor it, I'll be doing a gigantic vine compilqtion of the babs and you guys can send in fanfic requests for x readers!

See you guys later!

-💙

#blue talks #shut up blue #100 followers #ya yeet

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Hazel and Cha Cha: We are going to strangle you, burn you, TAUNT YOU, until you give our information to us.

Klaus, hard, moaning: Oh YES daddy~

#nsfw #klaus hargreeves #cha cha #hazel #tua cha cha #tua hazel #tua klaus

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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Klaus, bb, n o

Klaus, after Dave dies: Completely giving up.

Klaus, smiling, dead inside: Starring me!

Klaus, laying on his bed: Me!

Klaus, diving into a trashcan: Me- AH--

Klaus, walking back into the academy: And special guest, me.

#klaus tua #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy klaus

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Lol doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Luther n o

Klaus, over the phone: Hey, Luther, it's Klaus.

Luther, over the phone, rolling his eyes: What did he do this time?

Klaus, confused: Wh- No, I mean it's Klaus who's talking to you.

Luther, surprised: Oh!

Luther, frowning: What did you do this time?

Klaus:

#umbrella academy imagines #umbrella academy headcanon #umbrella academy klaus #the umbrella academy #ua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #incorrect tua quotes #incorrect quotes #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #this is about as much as you'll hear of Luther #i dont like him #blegh