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Gf:*taps my shoulder at 4am* Are you up?

Me:*rolls over* hm?

Gf: Remember that one episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob and Patrick were arguing about who’s Dirty Dan and Spongebob called Patrick Pinhead Larry and Patrick's face got really small?

Me: The fuck? I mean, yea?

Gf: That was funny. *goes to sleep*

#the gas station #gas #hellagas #spongebob #spongebon squarepants #patrick #relatable #sleep #chat

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Maybe next time you’ll listen to WebMD

#gas #hellagas #the gas station #webmd #cancer #not funny #edgy

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Happy holidays and all that good shit haha. But listen, I gotta ask you a favour. A real big fucking favour.

Nah, miss me with that shit

#gas #the gas station #hellagas #christmas #holiday #family #relatable

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100% talking shit

C: want me to send food?

Me: Nah, I’d prefer you here

Me:*gets neither*

😂😂😂

Now I’m just hungry AND lonely lol

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No shit post, I just miss my mother.

Be easy, everybody.

#the gas station #hellagas #thegasstation #mom

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Mood

there's only two emotions:

1. mood 2. big mood

#the gas station #hellagas #hella gas #relatable #mood #big mood

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Yes, the pettiness is hella gas

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

#gas #the gas station #hellagas #hella #thats gas #thegasstation #hella gas #mcdonalds #burger king #petty #shade

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D: Ewww my leg got wet!

C: With what, garbage juice?

D: Yes!

C: Haha, you're a garbage girl.

D: Shut up, you're adopted.

#gas #hellagas #the gas station #relatable #work #trash #meirl

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when you turn 18

#the gas station #hellagas #hella #gas #relatable #big yikes #adulting #existance

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“What kind of phone do you have?”

“Oh! I’ve got the iPhone XS Max Product Red Supreme Declaration of Indepence Deluxe.”

“Cool. I’ve got a Pixel.”

#new iphone #jfc #the gas station #hellagas #bible verse ass title #thats gas

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Hey, I got it! Oh, that's just a paycheck. Stay woke folks

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

#the gas station #hellagas #hella #gas #thegasstation #hella gas #broke #relatable

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They told me to think of my friends and burn letters. I did the opposite. I burnt my friends and thought of their letters (laughs)

Grandma

#gas #the gas station #hellagas #thats gas #hella #thegasstation #hella gas #relatable #grandma #friends #fire #crazy

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"I was at the psychologist's. They think I'm crazy, but grandma's not crazy. I have imaginary friends but I'm not crazy. And sometimes they give me good ideas!"

Grandma

#gas #the gas station #hellagas #thegasstation #hella gas #hella #grandma #friends #crazy #quotes #relatable

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How and why does 'At once' mean 'right now'?

#the gas station #hellagas #thats gas #hella gas #thegasstation #hella #gas #english #showerthoughts

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Ah, a pleasant walk through the park on a Saturday morning. Beautifully littered cans and bags of crisps, the poignant aroma of every strain of weed one could imagine, and the ever graceful crackhead shooting up in full veiw on the stairs. That's gas.. hellagas

#gas #the gas station #hellagas #thats gas #hella gas #saturday #broke #twitter #disappointed

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Imagine being able to follow the same A+ advice you love to dish out. Wild

#the gas station #hellagas #thegasstation #advice #relatable #text post