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my friend doesn’t like Jesper should I stop being friends with her

#im kidding #mostly #jesper fahey #six of crows

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Kotlc incorrect quotes

part two

Keefe: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.  Keefe: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on

Keefe: I'm incredibly fast at math. Sophie: Alright, what's 30x17? Keefe A: 47 Sophie: That's not even close. Keefe: But it was fast.

Keefe: *Gets down on one knee* Tam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Keefe: *Falls over* Tam: The poison is kicking in.

Linh: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Tam How am I supposed to know? Marella: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Tam: *sighs* Tam: You wouldn't be trapped.

Keefe: Don't worry, I got a plan. Sophie: Alright. Keefe: TraitorSayWhat? Fitz: Excuse me? Keefe: What? Sophie: Keefe: Keefe: No wait-

Biana: Why are your tongues purple? Sophie: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Keefe: I had a red one. Biana: oh Biana: Biana: OH Dex: Dex: You drank each other's slushies?

Sophie: Is stabbing someone immoral?  Keefe: Not if they consent to it.  Biana: Depends who you’re stabbing.  Fitz: YES?!?

Sophie: Biana, I'm sad. Biana: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Fitz: Keefe , I'm sad. Keefe, nodding: mood.

#sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #biana vacker #tam song #linh song #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc incorrect quotes

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Trials of Apollo incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Apollo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Arrow of Dodona: Here's some advice Apollo: I didn't ask for any Arrow of dodona: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who can talk to me

Will, tending to Apollos wounds: How would you rate your pain?  Apollo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Meg A: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Apollo: Meg, that's a coma. Meg: Sounds festive.

Reyna, driving Meg and Apollo: So how was your day? Apollo: We almost got surprise adopted! Reyna: What? Meg: We almost got kidnapped. Reyna: Oh, okay. Reyna: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Meg: You love me, right, Apollo? Apollo: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Apollo*  Apollo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Leo: What’s up guys? I’m back. Literally everyone at camp halfblood: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. We literally saw you die. Leo A: Death is a social construct

Apollo: How do I deal with my enemies? Meg: Kill them Apollo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Meg: Kill them only a little?

#apollo #meg mccaffrey #leo valdez #will solace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #toa #pjo #trials of apollo #toa incorrect quotes

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HoO incorrect quotes

part two :)

Piper: What time is it? Leo: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out Leo: * Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Coach Hedge: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Leo: It's 2 am

Jason: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.  Leo: It's not a joke.  Leo: * sniffles *  Leo: I'm a legit snack.

Reyna: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.  Reyna: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!

Nico: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why

Piper: Why are your tongues purple?  Percy: We had slushies.I had a blue one.  Annabeth: I had a red one.  Piper: oh  Piper: Piper: OH  Hazel: Hazel: You drank each other's slushies?

Annabeth, to the rest of the seven: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

Leo: They don't make them like me any more. I'm the last of my kind.  Frank: Thank god.

Leo: So are you two dating now?  Hazel & Frank: Yes.  Leo: Why?  Frank: I happen to find Hazel very appealing.  Leo: Yeah, I can understand that.I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Hazel.

Percy: What did you guys get in your yearbook?  Piper: 'Prettiest Smile'  Frank: 'Nicest Personality'  Leo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'  Annabeth: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #hoo #pjo #hoo incorrect quotes

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The inheritance games incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Avery: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Jameson: It’s not a joke. Jameson: *sniffles* Jameson: I’m a legit snack

Grayson: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Jameson: *chugs entire bottle*  Jameson: It’s perfume.

Thea: I actually have a black belt. Avery: In what, karate? Thea: No, from Gucci.

Nash: Why is Jameson so sad? Xander: He took one of those “Which Hawthorne Brother Are You?” quizzes Nash: And...? Jameson: They got Grayson.

Xander: Hey, Jameson? Can I get some dating advice? Jameson: Just because I’m with Avery doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Grayson: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Jameson: Put spaghetti in it. Grayson: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Xander: Put spaghetti in it. Grayson: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Nash: Put spaghetti in it. Grayson: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Xander: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Grayson, not looking up from his book: Spear. Xander: BLOCKED.

Jameson: Hah! 69! You know what that means? Nash: What? Grayson: That you're a child. Xander: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Avery: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Grayson: Killed without hesitation. Avery: No.

#avery grambs #nash hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #xander hawthorne #the inheritance games

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#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #pjo #hoo

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#nash hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #xander hawthorne #the inheritance games

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Kotlc incorrect quotes

Keefe: If Bianca and I were drowning, who would you save? Fitz: You two can’t swim? Bianca: It’s a hypothetical question, Fitz! who would you save? Fitz: my time and effort.

Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sophie: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Sophie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fitz: Several traffic violations. Biana: Three counts of resisting arrest. Keefe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dex: Also, that’s not our car.

Keefe: How did none of you hear what I just said?  Biana: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Sophie: I got distracted about halfway through.  Tam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Biana: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Fitz: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Fitz: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Sophie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Dex: ... Your what? Sophie: My friends. Fitz: Is she saying “friends”? Keefe: I think She’s being sarcastic. Biana: No, no, no, this is delirium, She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sophie! All of your friends are in this room. Sophie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Della: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Fitz: Have everyone stand.  Biana: Bring three more chairs!  Alden: The most important ones can sit down.  Alvar: Kill three

Keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Sophie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Dex: You and me!!! Sophie, tearing up: Okay.

#sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #biana vacker #dex dizznee #kotlc incorrect quotes #kotlc

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#kanej #wesper #helnik #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #nina zenik

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Trials of Apollo incorrect quotes

part 2 :)

Apollo: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Meg: How can you still say that? Apollo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Apollo: Meg was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Meg: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Apollo: Meg, you ate a chair.

Apollo: What are your goals? Meg: To pet all the dogs. Apollo: No, fitness goals. Meg: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Thalia: What did you do with Jasons's body? Apollo: What didn’t I do with his body? Thalia: Apollo: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Apollo: Meg! My face is on fire! Meg: Apollo! Are you ok?! Apollo: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Meg: But your face is on fire. Apollo: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Apollo: So that’s my plan. Meg: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Apollo: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Meg: It fucking sucks. Apollo: That’s not constructive criticism.

Meg: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Apollo’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

#meg mccaffrey #apollo #trials of apollo #toa incorrect quotes #toa

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Ugh, I hate my ex friend so muchhhhhh, he literally defended a person at our school who was doing some rly inappropriate things(which is why I stopped being friends with him) and he kind of defended a someone else who was doing bad stuff? And he keeps trying to provoke me and some of my other friends and it’s SO annoying? Like he keeps trying to act like everything is fine even tho I said I didn’t wanna be friends with him? Like ugh I despise him so much.

#lol sry for ranting but if I didn’t say this stuff I’d literally explode #I’m trying to handle this whole situation maturely but it’s SO HARD

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Was thinking abt shadow and bone getting canceled and was like “well at least David won’t die cause that happens like books later…” and then I went “OH WAIT-“

#at least we have Matthias…? #He’s stuck in jail tho soooo #Poor David :( #david kostyk #shadow and bone

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The inheritance games incorrect quotes

Part two :)

Avery: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?  Grayson: Oh, I'm always running  Grayson: The question is from what

Xander: What if mayonnaise came in cans?  Jameson: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.  Grayson: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Grayson , setting down a card: Ace of spades Jameson, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Xander, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Avery, trembling: What are we playing

Xander: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Avery, to Jameson: My life is in the hands of an idiot!  Jameson, motioning to themself and Grayson: No no, TWO idiots!

Oren, driving Avery and Jameson: So how was your day? Jameson: We almost got surprise adopted! Oren: What? Avery: We almost got kidnapped. Oren: Oh, okay. Oren: * slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Jameson: Damn, Grayson, are you secretly cool?  Grayson: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.  Jameson: I do not.

#jameson hawthorne #avery grambs #grayson hawthorne #xander hawthorne #nash hawthorne #the inheritance games

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The inheritance games incorrect quotes

Grayson: This is such a bad idea. Jameson: Then why are you coming along? Grayson: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Avery: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Jameson: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m nice and Grayson isn’t

Jameson, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him  Grayson: You did WHAT–  Xander : William Snakepeare

Avery: I prevented a murder today. Alisa: Really? How’d you do that? Avery: self control.

Avery: Fuck. Libby: We've got to work on your cursing. Avery: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Avery, talking to Jameson on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Jameson: You bet! Avery: At what temperature? Jameson: 535. Avery: That's the clock. Jameson: Avery: Jameson: 536.

Jameson: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Nash, about Avery: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the house. Jameson : Are we stealing them? Xander: New or used? Nash: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Jameson: Must be hard not being able to laugh Grayson: I do have a sense of humor you know Jameson: I’ve never heard you laugh before Grayson: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Thea: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Avery: So what’s for dinner?  Libby, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Grayson: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

#the inheritance games #avery grambs #jameson hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #xander hawthorne #nash hawthorne

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HoO incorrect quotes

Part two :)

Leo: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Annabeth: Percy... Percy: Oh no, 'Percy' in b-flat. Percy: You're disappointed

Jason: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Jason: Can you keep a secret? Nico: Do you know anything about my life? Jason: No I do not. Good point.

Hazel: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Piper: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Jason: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Leo: Socks are Feetie Heaties Percy: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Jason: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Leo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Frank: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Annabeth, annoyed: You are disappointment

Piper: I actually have a black belt. Annabeth: In what, karate? Piper: No, from Gucci.

Frank: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Jason, tending to Leo’s wounds: How would you rate your pain? Leo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

Frank: I trust Percy Hazel: You think they know what they're doing? Frank: I wouldn't go that far.

Jason: This is a mistake  Leo, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!  Jason: But not today  Leo, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

#leo valdez #jason grace #percy jackson #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #piper mclean #hoo incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes

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I’m so mad cause a few years ago I bought like a bunch of the rick riordan books (the whole HoO series and some other ones) on kindle and now I want the physical copies but Ik I shouldn’t buy them cause it’s a waste of money since I already own them :(

#I only have physical copies of the og series and magnus chase #They look so lonely on my shelffff #Pjo #hoo #toa