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Eris: *writing a letter* Listen here you little—

Eris: Per my last letter…

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“If you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.” — Nesta to Gwyn and Emerie before they come for Solstice

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Gwyn: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Cassian:

Nesta:

Eris:

Azriel:

Nesta, Azriel & Eris, simultaneously: yes

Cassian:

Cassian: you guys are all rude

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Beron: Do you take constructive criticism?

Helion: I only take books or jewels

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Eris: with all due respect, which there is none

Eris: Please hesitate to contact me

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Helion Spell-Cleaver: I’m not a fan of masquerades

Helion Spell-Cleaver: The last one I went to resulted into my father’s death

Eris Vanserra: I asked if you could RSVP to my blood duel with Beron but show up in disguise?? Can you not??

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“The worst part about being lied to is knowing that to that person, you weren’t worth the truth.”

— Unknown

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On this season of keeping up with the Archeron the holiday TV special: a court of starlight and frost

Rhysand: Okay, Elain is sitting here and the demon is sitting—

Feyre: Rhys, don’t call Nesta a demon

Rhysand: Of course darling

***later that day***

Feyre: Nesta, Rhysand is going to escort you to your seat

Nesta looks up at Rhysand with disdain

Rhysand in Nesta’s mind: Demon cun—

Nesta: *”accidentally” hits him in the groin* Oops, guess I don’t know my fae strength, I wonder if you got any swimmers left.

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I know who my pick is going to be but please do share this!! It’s for science!!

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On this season of keeping up with the Archeron’s season 4: silver flames

Nesta: What do you mean my cards been declined? Run it again.

Morrigan: *in Vallahan* I need Prada, balceigna, everything in next season

Morrigan: *snaps fingers* now

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Eris: I have a gift for you, Papa~

Beron: *bewildred* what do you mean—

Eris: *pulls out Made Dagger* KNIFE!

Beron: NO!

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Feyre: You’re a terrible liar

Cassian: Untrue. I lie to Rhys all the time

Rhys: Hey!

Cassian, turning to Rhys: I’m sorry

Cassian, turning to Feyre: See?

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Cassian: You know, it’s nice to feel wanted

Rhys: Yes, but not by the ENTIRE SUMMER COURT GUARD!

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*in Summer Court prison*

Tarquin: So, who are you calling?

Cassian: I would call Rhys, but I feel safer here.

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Cassian: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly Eris, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

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Azriel: ..You know I can get out of these right? *gestures to the fire bounding him to the headboard*

Eris: *smirks* but do you want to?

Azriel: … *the shadows dance around him playfully*

Eris: …that’s what I thought now, open your mouth to make daddy proud

Shout out to @separatist-apologist for the fire truck

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Cassian: Okay, question

Azriel: ?

Cassian: Am I on your list?

Azriel: …my list of what

Cassian: MILFs

Azriel: …what

Cassian: Males I’d like to f*ck — wait what did you think I said??

Azriel: I don’t know probably Moms I’d like to f*ck??

Cassian: oh Nesta is the only mom I’m be interested in f*cking

Azriel: Great, I’m gonna go suppress the memory of the dining table…again

Part 2???

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