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Started playing Baldur’s Gate 3 roughly two weeks ago and it’s very narcissistic of me to have romance’d Astarion because of how similar and alike we are 😬

#how much I love him and care for him is probably a self relflection of how I want to be treated…. #because of how much I get him and understand #with our similar past #and coping #i’m fine #I got so sad and doing so much self reflecting rn #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #Astarion x reader #astarion x tav #astarion ancunin x reader #astarion ancunin x tav #baldurs gate 3 x reader #bg3 x reader #bg3 x tav #bgiii #baldurs gate iii

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“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Ella Eyre but it’s Astarion x reader

#Baldur’s Gate 3 #the song is so Astarion coded and y’all can’t tell me otherwise #I think I genuinely am so in love with this man and I’m not sorry #BG3 #Baldur’s Gate Astarion #BG3 Astarion #Astarion #Astarion Ancunin #Astarion x reader #Astarion x Tav #Astarion Ancunin x reader #Astarion Ancunin x Tav #Baldur’s Gate 3 x reader #BG3 x reader #BG3 x Tav

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Headcanon that Professor Sharp has tattoos and not anything small either.I’m talking like full sleeve on both arms and/or on his back too.Probably first got one when he became an Auror and since then he just got more.

#can you imagine him white button up rolled up with the tattoos showing??? #look he was already hot #BUT HE GOT HOTTER #Fuck it this ain’t a headcanon anymore #this is canon and y’all can’t change my mind #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy imagine #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy x reader #Aesop Sharp #Professor Sharp #aesop sharp x reader #professor sharp x reader #Professor Sharp Headcanon

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The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷🏽‍♀️

Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

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Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

EDIT: How I figured it out.The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷‍♀️

#it’s a long story and required some mathing but I did it #tell me you’re a Ravenclaw #without telling me you’re a Ravenclaw #if only I put it that much effort into my studies #Aesop Sharp #Professor Sharp #aesop sharp x reader #Professor Sharp x reader

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“You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desire.Night and day,I dream of you.Do you even know all the ways a lady can be seduced?The things I could teach you” and “You have bewitched me body and soul” but make it an Aesop Sharp x reader(No OC’s) fanfic.

Pssst feel free to use and please tag me if someone decides to use this idea

This lives in my mind rent free

#I know I KNOW I’m a genius #I’m not thirsty for this man #I’m fucking DEHYDRATED #but seriously please take this idea into consideration at least #Aesop Sharp x reader #Professor Sharp x reader #Hogwarts Legacy x reader #Aesop Sharp imagine #Professor Sharp imagine #Hogwarts Legacy imagine

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Diffindo?More like DILF-indo?Haha get it???

This man is so fucking fine and can (disrespectfully)Descendo my back anytime

Edit:Did everyone get Hogwarts Legacy for Christmas because the amount of notes have drastically increased since Christmas lol

#I’m so down bad for this fucking man and it’s not even funny #game please give me a chance to treat this man right #cue ’After Last Night’ #Aesop Sharp #Professor Sharp #Aesop Sharp x reader #professor sharp x reader #hogwarts legacy

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Masterlist

Star Wars

Imagines

Growing up with Obi-wan Part 1 and 2

The Quarry

Imagines

Calling Travis Hackett a pretty boy

Travis Hackett seems like the kind of man who...

The Batman

Imagines

Giving him a peck on the cheeks

NSFW Finding you high

Kingsman 

Imagines

Undercover with Agent Galahad and Merlin

Hogwarts Legacy

Headcanon

Professor Sharp has. . .

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I rewatched Kingsman because it’s a DILF movie and y’all can’t change my mind.Colin Firth and Mark Strong had zero reasons to be that attractive.This has been in sitting in my drafts for a long while and I hope y’all enjoy this!

You’re the newest addition to Kingsman who joined a year or two ago so you know the other agents well but the ones you got along the most were Agent Galahad and Merlin.

You work well with the both of them and gone with them for numerous missions(separately).

It wasn’t hard to crush on the both of them considering how wonderful the both of them are with the bonus of how easy on the eyes they were(looking respectfully,of course).

With it being a serious workplace environment and the both of them probably seeing you nothing more than as a co-worker or newbie,you knew nothing more would come out of it and was content with the way things were.

So when Arthur needed all three of you to go on a mission together,it was a bit of a shocker.

You know that Galahad and Merlin worked together for years and are the best at what they do.So with you still being relatively new,this mission made you nervous and it doesn’t help you admire the both of them immensely.

You guys would be undercover at a gala at some rich asshole’s mansion and would need to find some important documents.

The mission required you to be in close proximity to each other due to whatever reasons.Sounds difficult when you don’t want to be suspicious,right?

The solution?You will go undercover as a sugar baby and the other two as your sugar daddies.

Since they’re both gentlemen,they would discuss if you’re okay with doing what’s needed to convince people of your roles.

The amount of endearing nicknames they would call you and the amount of touching just honestly makes me blush.

(Not me imaging having to sit on one of their laps as they’re whispering in your ear the plan and the other leaning down to kiss your neck to be able inconspicuously listen and breathlessly whispering back down your neck. . .I’m not fine)

BONUS

You guys are about to get caught in a room that you guys definitely shouldn’t be in.What makes people more uncomfortable than to see public display of physical affection especially when it seems a bit too physical.

Good thing Merlin and Galahad are really good actors.At least,you think they were acting,right?

#kingsman #kingsman secret service #kingsman x reader #kingsman imagine #kingsman harry hart #kingsman merlin #harry hart x reader #harry hart imagine #merlin x reader #merlin imagine #hamish mycroft #hamish mycroft x reader

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Happy 21st night of September at 9:21PM!

#earth wind and fire #21st of september #September 21st

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One day they’re going to make some sort of live action cringy Alpha werewolf true mate type of A/B/O 365 Days movie because it blew up on Booktok and/or Wattpad and I’m going to be on this site truly watching it burn like the hellsite it is.

#you know it’s going to happen one day and when it does you’ll come here thinking I have the gift of prophecy #the odds of it happening are uncomfortably high #365 days #fanfics #ao3 #booktok #bookstagram #memes #smut #book memes #fanfic meme #x reader #trisha paytas #don’t worry darling #alpha beta omega #tw a/b/o #a/b/o #omegaverse #werewolf #haikyuu fanfiction #jjk fanfic #BNHA fanfic #demon slayer fanfic #spn fanfic #k pop fanfic #marvel fanfic #genshin impact fanfic #wattpad #anime fanfic #fated to my forbidden alpha

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|The Father,The Son,and The Holy Spirit|

Has that been done yet?

EDIT:HAH I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

#genshin impact #ohshc #ouran high school host club #black butler #kuroshitsuji #pantalone #fatui harbinger pantalone #kyoya ootori #kyoya senpai #sebastian michaelis #they haven’t revealed pantalone actor but I’m so sure it’s j Michael Tatum #they really said ‘we need a sadistic dark haired glasses asshole’ #and then saw Tatum and went ‘yes’ #cant wait to say I told you so #j michael tatum #genshin impact shitpost #ohshc shitpost

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So I may have realized I had a type. . .

#genshin impact #ouran high school host club #bleach #jujtsu kaisen #black butler #pantalone #sosuke aizen #kyoya ootori #nanami kento #sebastian michaelis #bayonetta #resident evil #albert wesker #I could take all of them #oh you meant in a fight? #haha I totally thought that too 👀 #pleath sirs #I am nothing but a hole #Please reblog with more characters to add #wanna know how narcissistic I am? #I either look or my personality are alike to any of them

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Travis Hackett seems like the kind of man who would hug you from behind as you’re cooking while softly kissing your temple as he calls you “darlin” and I’m totally not fine.To add on,this whole thing happening as soft love songs are playing in the background as you guys start to slowly sway to the music.

As usual,I give permission to use this however y’all want as long as there’s credit.Hope y’all enjoy this 👍

#this man really has a soft spot in my heart #I’m at work and lowkey started to cry in the inside as I was writing #travis hackett imagine #the quarry imagine #sheriff hackett imagine #the quarry x reader #travis hackett x reader #sheriff hackett x reader #the quarry x you #travis hackett x you #sheriff hackett x you #the quarry fanfic #travis hackett fanfic #sheriff hackett fanfic #the quarry travis #travis hackett

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Because my monkey brain has been going haywire for Travis Hackett lately,I just thought of something.Can y’all imagine calling Travis Hackett “pretty boy” and how amusing his reaction would be?

I can imagine this happening during the interrogation scene,after he puts you back into prison,when all hell breaks lose,or all of the above.Either way it just happens.

This man has been called numerous things(and unfortunately,most of the names haven’t been the nicest.I will fight that Bitch and y’all know who)but him being called “pretty boy” hasn’t been on the list until now.

He’s heard it before but to refer to him of all people?Definitely believed more in werewolves before his family got turned than to think of himself as remotely anything near as pretty.

This man is so confused and he’s probably wondering if it got revamped and now means something worse.

“Is that supposed to be an a new insult?”

“No???I’m calling you pretty boy because you are a pretty boy?”

This man has faced some shit as a sheriff and as a part time werewolf hunter but this is one of the few times where he’s just blank.

He finds it hard to believe you’re being genuine about that compliment and even if you weren’t,it doesn’t change the fact how he reacts to that name.

You just turned this 6ft 56 year old into a pile of mush.Literally probably replaying in his head of the exact moment you said it with his heart rate surpassing the fastest of runners.He feels like a prepubescent teen experiencing a crush for the first time and it’s embarrassing.

You a pretty person just referred to him as pretty???

You’re probably worried if your broke him or something because of the way he’s just been standing there,staring at you.

A full minute passed by and now you’re wondering if you crossed his boundaries too much and began to apologize.

“I’m sorry,it seems I made you uncomfortable and promise not to ca-“

“N-no it’s fine.Definitely a much nicer name than what I’ve been called before.You can keep calling me that if you want to.”

And please do.This man in his head is silently begging you too.

“Okay,pretty boy.”

Don’t care if this is OOC and might be trash(probably might edit later).I’ve been up for more than 24hrs and ready to fight God and werewolves barehanded.The lack of Travis Hackett fanfic content is disgusting so here’s my contribution on this hellsite.Also a firm believer that this man is a switch and y’all can’t change my mind.If ya’ll want to use this for a fic or whatever then please do and credit!Other than that,I hope y’all enjoyed this!

#the quarry imagine #travis hackett imagine #sheriff hackett imagine #the quarry x reader #travis hackett x reader #sheriff hackett x reader #the quarry x you #travis hackett x you #sheriff hackett x you #the quarry fanfic #travis hackett fanfic #sheriff hackett fanfic #the quarry travis #travis hackett

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May I please fuck the police?Respectfully with consent for Travis “Raimi-Rail me” Hackett.Those who say they wouldn’t fuck him are absolute cowards.

#the quarry #travis hackett #ted raimi #I go feral for him #time to que up beggin and I wanna be your slave by måneskin #please let me treat this man right #I can do the cooking and cleaning #I’m begging on my knees #I’ll bark too if that’s what he want plleeeasse #BARK BARK WOOF WOOF #I also want to tuck this man in with coziest blanket and tea and just give his forehead a smooch #look I can’t fix him but I can fuck him #I’m fine 🙃 #travis hackett thirst

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Jake Lockely seems like the type to randomly dance bachata with you in your apartment and I’m getting so soft thinking about it 🥺.Most definitely imagining to Te Extranõ by Xtreme or Eres Mía by Romeo Santos

(Psssst if any of y’all want to use this for a fic then please do👀)

#im this close to making a bachata playlist just for him 👌 #pleaaasssee I’m getting so sad that I’m not able to dance with this man 😭 #I like my men brutal and vicious but soft on the inside ✨😌💅 #moon knight imagine #marc spector imagine #steven grant imagine #jake lockely imagine #marc spector x reader #steven grant x reader #jake lockely x reader #moon knight x reader #marc spector x you #steven grant x you #jake lockely x you #moon knight x you