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kaineillian · 1 year

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Cause you're amazing would you do more head canon stories? also thank you for the Poe one, i really really liked it!<333

I do it for the boys and gals ✊

🪙: im feeling sad if im sad you will be too >:)

But idk if this is sad. Have fun reading!

Gender : Male Reader.

Character(s) : Chūya Nakahara, Atsushi Nakajima,Sakunosuke Oda, Nathaniel Hawthorne,Osamu Dazai.

Warning(s) : Reader is mean,gore, reader having seggs with another person, cheating, childe abuse, toxic reader, physical and mental abuse, toxic relationship, delusional character, staying in a toxic relationship, obsessive, manipulation.

(I do not condone toxic relationships and those warnings above, if you're in one in a toxic relationship please leave for the sake of your health. And if you witness someone abusing a kid please call help)

BUNGO STRAY DOGS HEADCANON WITH A TOXIC BOYFRIEND.

Nakahara Chuuya.

(Male name) never loved chuuya. He never did. He saw chuuya as a monster, he was forced to love him. Chuuya in the other hand;loves him dearly. He cooks for him, cleans for him, tie his necktie and was always with him. Chuuya tries to help him as he can but (Male name) always brush him off.

" Love? Breakfast is ready, i already prepared your uniform. Come on now you dont want to be late " Chuuya shook his asleep lover awake. (Male Name) groans and slap chuuya's hand away. "Dont tell me what to do. Go downstairs. I dont want to see your disgusting face. " That stung chuuya's heart but he just smiled and went downstairs as instructed by his lover.

(Male name) always hated looking at chuuya's face so whenever chuuya's around he would focus on something else.

(Male name) always degrade chuuya, call him names, slap him and make him kneel. Yet, chuuya still want to stay with him.

SLAP!

The slap sting chuuya's face, he held his cheek and looked at (Male name) with tears in his eyes. (Male name) glared at the red hair "CANT YOU DO ANYTHING GOOD?! IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE TASK. BUY GROCERIES AND GET BACK! AND NOW YOU CAME BACK WITH BRUISES AND THE GROCERIES RUIN! " Chuuya flinched at his screaming, he should just have ran away. "I—im sorry love... I'll buy groceries again later... " He jumped at (Male name) hand hitting the wall "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'LATER'?! BUY THE GROCERIES NOW! " "Yes love! "Chuuya then scrambled to the door putting on his shoes " BE QUICK IM ALREADY HUNGRY! " "Yes love! ".

Chuuya wont end this relationship! And he will not ruin it! (Male name) can beat him all he wants but he will never leave him!

Chuuya is too delusional. He thought that maybe quitting the mafia and be a good house husband would make (Male name) love him, but he knows that everything he does good (Male name) will never notice it but he will notice his mistakes.

Chuuya will make sure to not make mistakes ever again.

Chuuya promise to be a good house husband.

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI

Just because you beat him up doesn't mean you don't love him! Maybe your love language is beating people up , yes?

Atsushi lets you beat him up whenever you want, pull on his hair and smash it on the wall. Dont worry! He has regenerative ability he can heal himself in no time! Oh! We don't have any money... Not to worry darling, cut my leg and sell it we will make hundreds of money in a matter of seconds!

Atsushi saw you kissing dazai the other day, he brushed it off because maybe he saw it wrong. Once he got back to the house after his work. He froze,hearing a moan coming from upstairs. His ears didn't deceive him he knows that was dazai's voice.

Atsushi walked quietly upstairs and peeked on the open crack from the door.

"Ahhh~(Male name) dont bite too hard, jeez. You're such a monster" Dazai moans again from (Male name) hard biting "Are you sure atsushi-kun wont come home tonight? "

"Yeah yeah, that coward wont come home. I already texted him not to. " Dazai humed in satisfaction wrapping his legs around (Male name)'s waist. "Now~how about you stop with the hickeys and fuck me hard ".

Atsushi backed up from the door with tears rolling down to his face. Yes. Its true that he sent him a text not to come home but atsushi thought that (Male name) planned him a surprise because their anniversary is today... He didn't expect this kind of suprise. Atsushi went outside texting kyouka that he will be sleeping there for tonight.

When atsushi came to kyouka's place she was surprised to see him pale, shaking and crying. She asked him what happened leading him to the chair.

Atsushi told her what happened and she was furious about the news.

Kyouka said to break up with him but atsushi wouldn't . He loves (Male name) so much he cant leave him now! He was the one that loved me the most. He said.

Kyouka tried to persuade but in the end atsushi got mad and stormed off outside. Kyouka yelled his name to come back inside because it was raining, atsushi yelled back to not follow him.

Atsushi walked down the streets; rain soaking him wet. He eventually find himself on a bench.

He knows that (Male name) didn't mean to cheat on him. Dazai is the one to blame on, but he doesn't have the guts to yell at him. Dazai was the one who helped him live. (Male name) was the one who showed him love.

The two important persons betrayed him yet he still think it was unintentional.

Atsushi unconsciously slept on the bench, he'll go back first thing in the morning.

When he got back, he saw dazai in his usual attire sitting on the couch.

"Oh! Hey atsushi-kun—uh, why are you wet? " Atsushi smiled at him saying it was nothing. "If you say so... (Male name)-kun is in the kitchen" He nodded walking in the kitchen to see his lover making eggs and bacon he looked at the table to see three plates. Atsushi smiled, of course (Male name) made him breakfast. He loves him.

(Male name) turned around flinching when he saw atsushi smiling at him creepy "Oh gosh! My beloved you scared me" (Male name) laugh turning the stove off before hugging atsushi. "My beloved, why are you wet? " Atsushi thought of a excuse and " i... I was so busy on my phone and didn't notice a lake ahead of me" Atsushi laugh along with. (Male name) "Oh you are just so adorable, my beloved"

Atsushi knows that deep inside (Male name) heart that he loved him back.

Sakunosuke Oda

(Male name) never likes kids, so odasaku made sure to make the kids behaved and quiet when his lover is around.

Of course, he and (Male name) have their own separate bedroom and the kids sharing a room.

Odasaku always hugs (Male name) when sleeping. (Male name) would sometimes hug him back if he's in a good mood. Odasaku could tear up when he would hug him back.

(Male name) was never affectionate but odasaku is. (Male name) lets odasaku hug him, kiss him and touch him. But odasaku needs to make sure that the kids wouldn't be around them so in weekdays he drove the kids to the curry house where their favorite granpa is.

The kids are terrified of (Male name) because he hits them. Odasaku always tells them to behave and be quiet, because if they're loud and always running around (Male name) will hit them. Odasaku says that its their punishment.

After the kids would get hit by (Male name) odasaku would try to defend the children if he saw (Male name) taking off his belt to beat them up. But (Male name) would manipulate him. So he had no choice but to stand on the side watching the children get beaten up. Odasaku made sure to prepare medical equipment and patch up the children.

"Love please stop! You're hurting the kids! " Odasaku step in front of the kids shielding them from his lover,the kids cried;gripping his pants. He gave M/N a pleaded look but M/N couldn't care less of his pleading, those kids needs discipline.

"Love. Move. Those kids of yours needs discipline. Look what they did to the TV! " He pointed at the broken TV on the ground with crayola marks. Odasaku didn't move an inch, M/N tched at this. He gripped odasaku's face making him look at him, odasaku's face turned pale as his body trembled at the look of his lover. "This is your last warning, love. Move. Or else im beating that pretty face of yours or you want me to go to Ango. " Odasaku face turned into disgust after hearing ango's name out of his lovers mouth.

Like hell he'll let M/N go to that rotten bastard!

Odasaku gripped M/N arm, shooking his head no. "No... No! NO! I WON'T LET YOU GO WITH THAT BASTARD! NEVER! " M/N smirked at his outburst. "I-ill move! Just don't go to him! " M/N nodded, odasaku moves to the side . "Now, love. This is how you discipline brats. " M/N raised his belt; ready to whip the kids with his belt. Odasaku had no choice but to close his eyes and listen to the kids crying and screaming.

After a few minutes of beating. M/N is finally satisfied and ordered odasaku to get the kids out of his sight. Odasaku then scrambled to the kids carrying them to their room to patch them up.

"P-papa! Why didn't you help us! " The kid sobbed "This is you're punishment kids, you must reflect your actions or else there will be more consequences waiting for you. " He held the kids cheek "Don't anger Papa M/N, alright? " He gave the kids a warming smile. The kids nodded.

"Good. Now, sit on your beds while ill get the med kit. "

He knows that M/N cares for the kids. He did that to discipline the kids so they wouldn't have any trouble in the future. Odasaku knows that he did those things for their own sake. And he loves him for that.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nathaniel is convinced that his lovers body is taken over by the devil. You see, (Male name) was kind, sweet and caring just like an angel however the devil had controlled his body and corrupted his mind. Now he acts ruthless, selfish and unsympathetic like a devil.

Nathaniel would secretly put holy water in his water. Nathaniel was delighted on how the holy water affected him. He thinks that the holy water slowly cured his mind and body but, little did he know that M/N was just playing with him. The holy water didn't took affect on him. Not. One. Bit. M/N laughed at his pathetic idea of 'curing' his corrupted soul from the devil. But oh, if he only knows that he IS the devil himself.

Okay, this should do the trick... If he drinks this his soul will be cured from that be damned devil. Nathaniel had poured the holy water in M/N's water, he carefully arrange the food and drinks on the tray so M/N could eat his breakfast in bed prepared by his beloved boyfriend.

Pathetic. M/N peeked from the wall. He saw his pathetic excuse of a lover poured a holy water in his cup of water. Is he that delusional? Did he really think im corrupted by a devil? Why cant he just accept that i dont love him.

He rolled his eyes walking back to their shared bedroom, acting asleep before Nathaniel comes in. Eventually, he came in with a tray full of food and drink (coffee & water).

Nathaniel placed the tray on their bedpost, he took his time admiring his beloved before shaking him awake. "Beloved, wake up i made breakfast in bed just for you" (Male name) opened his eyes;blinking. He saw Nathaniel with a beautiful smile on his face. He admits, Nathaniel is a beauty but he can never compare to Poe. Poe is to beautiful that his beauty corrupted his mind.

He snapped out from his daze and rising up from the bed. Nathaniel gently put down the tray on his lap " Do you want me to feed you? " He shook his head No but thanked anyway "Oh right, beloved drink some water first. Your throat must be dry. " Nathaniel grabbed the 'water' guiding it to M/N lips. He didn't complain and drank the water.

Slowly, he started smiling. "Thank you beloved, you are always so caring, lets eat breakfast together. Yes? " Nathaniel smiled cheerfully thinking that the plan worked. Fool, he just stepped in M/N trap.

But alas. Nobody can break his love. Not like this at least. Kill him if you must. You love M/N, dont you Poe?

"Of course i do. I was the first to love him. Until... That damn Nathaniel replaced me! "

Then get back to your place. Kill him. Do it for love. Do it for M/N.

"Dont tell me twice. "

We all know that M/N would watch his lover die. Smiling maliciously. He never loved him. Nor loved Poe. Beauty is the cause of his corruption. Looks like they fall in his trap.

Good luck on that.

DAZAI OSAMU

(Male name) is harsh. VERY harsh. Well, towards to dazai. He never liked that suicidal maniac. He used dazai's status just to mess with other people's lives.

Dazai knew his intention but still loved the man. Why? Because he thinks that M/N was a blessing from odasaku. Crazy right?

(Male name) is a sadistic maniac and dazai is a masochist. But i think (Male name) Level of a sadistic is now torture.

Its too graphic to say so just imagine a serial killer torturing its victim.

Dazai is his toy to play with.

There was that time that (Male name) was furious of dazak because of reasons i cannot say. And broke his finger (only his index finger!) Dazai had to go to the doctor 4 weeks straight.

M/N actions might be cruel but thats what made dazai love him. Dazai wanted to feel love yes however he wants to feel pain and torture. That is why he stayed in that relationship of theirs.

All of the Agency members hate M/N, dazai of course defended his 'loving' boyfriend. The only person who likes M/N was tanizaki. Why?well, because of their one night stand. I dont want to explain the details but all i can say is that they met in the red light district street. At that time, he and dazai were together.

Dazai is a genius. And as you know secrets cant be hidden when theres a genius.

Dazai knew about M/N affair. It hurt him,it broke him to pieces. Dazai almost committed suicide for real this time he would had died if it wasn't for chuuya who saved him again.

Everyone tried to make them break up but dazai wouldn't budge. Even if he's heartbroken he will never end this addictive relationship.

Cheat on him, go on. He will kill them after. Make sure to come back home to him or else he'll go back to his dark era days.

"You weren't home yesterday. Where were you. " dazai blankly looked at his disheveled lover, he can see the visible lipstick stain and the hickeys on his neck. He have a hunch that it was tanizaki's doings. "None of your business, osamu. " M/N head towards the bathroom which is near the entrance. Dazai followed him there.

"It is. I AM your boyfriend. Am i not? " M/N halted on walking, he knows that tone of his. And its not good. "You are. " He didn't look dazai , he knows that dazai already knew. He made sure he knows. So this relationship would end.

"Well if i am, tell me where you were and who you were with. Dont lie to me sweetheart, you know i dont like liars. " I wouldn't talk if i were you, suicidal bastard.

He sigh turning back to dazai "I was at the red light district street. With Junichiro. " he saw dazais eye twitch at the name "Oh? And what were you—"

"Cut the shit osamu, you already know what i did with him" M/N glared at the man who doesn't seem faze. "You had sex? " .

"Yes. We did. " Dazai's eye darken;his smile dropped. Dazai walked towards him, wrapping his arms around his neck "You know me very well that im going to kill him". " If you kill him then you're going to kill me next to" .

"No." M/N eye widen, he feels dazai's smirk. "I know what you're doing and im not letting you go"

Condolences. Not to you tho.

After he's done murdering tanizaki. Make sure to strangle him. It's the only way to make him calm down.

Only you can tame the monster in him.

If you're a monster then he's more of monster than you.

#seme male reader #bungostraydogs #top male reader #bsd #dazai #dom reader #top reader #dom male reader #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #sakunosuke oda #Nathaniel #atsushi #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #atsushi nakajima #toxic relationship #reader is mean

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kaineillian · 1 year

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I cooked cheese

At least you can cook something, i cant cook for shit 🥲

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kaineillian · 1 year

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Chuuya x reader who constantly tellls cheesy puns? A crackfic maybe

Lmao im bad at puns so BEAR with me, get it? Bear🐻 hahahahhahah ok ill stop.

| Gender : Male Reader.

| Character : Just Chuuya.

| Lets go with a bang!

Nakahara Chuuya with a Cheesy Male Reader.

-3rd person point of view.

"Hey babe. " Chuuya sigh, already know what that tone means yet he still answered "Yes." (Male name) snickers before clearing his throat.

"What did the grape say when it got crushed?" Chuuya drank his wine before answering him "What did the grape said? "

"Nothing, it just let out a little wine." (Male name) let out a Hyeeena laugh slapping his knee. Chuuya sigh heavily once again. Of course its going to be a wine joke. A cheesy one at that.

-During a battle with the ADA-

Everyone hid behind a giant rock;not expecting the ADA to shoot machine guns at them. They couldn't use their ability because dazai nullified it all, they had no choice but to wait for back up. Dazai mocked chuuya about him hiding like a baby akutagawa and tanizaki held chuuya down before he could go out there and get killed because of dazai's mockery.

"Im gonna kill that suicidal maniac—"

"Chuuya." (Male name) said with a serious tone "What is it? "

" Whatever you do don’t trust the stairs "

"And why is that? Did those detective scum planted a bomb under our stairs—"

"Because they’re always up to something."

.......................

The machine gun stopped shooting, gin cautiously creep to the side confused on why it stop before getting shocked by dazai who laugh loudly;falling down.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE ONE (Male name)! " The other ada members seem to get the pun and laugh along with dazai;fukuzawa trying to not burst out on a laughing fit. Chuuya looked at him in disappointment . "Why do you have to say a pun in a middle of a gunfire! " Akutagawa snickers at the pun with the others laughing hysterically. The backup came and they were about to join in the fight but then (Male name) suddenly made a pun about the stairs. Mori and kouyou laughed at chuuya's face and elise letting out a pig laugh.

"Yo wtf was that laugh"

"Shut up. "

Chuuya and (Male name) laid down together on their bed— cuddling with one another. Before chuuya could let his eyes close (Male name) spoke.

"Love? "

"Yes love? "

"Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. "

"What? Are you stupid,did you go to the doctor? I know its not that bad but maybe it'll cause you a stomachache. " Chuuya lift his head up from his boyfriend neck looking at him with a worried expression.

"The doctor says I’m okay" Chuuya let out a sigh of relief "Thats good, wouldn't want you whining on me "

"But I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside."

"Please die. "

"No."

#chuuya #chuuya x male reader #seme male reader #bungostraydogs #bsd #top male reader #anime #crackfic #dom #reader #sub chuuya #chuuya needs help #(Male name) needs even more help #get him away from chuuya

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kaineillian · 2 years

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"Poe is a timid, cute looking man who enjoys writing books about you and him together, married and having sex—"

Would you be willing to write parts of this weird books?

Also your amazing<3

Ehe, thank you anon! ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙

Warning(s) : Suggestive, a little gore, freak poe.

Poe fantasizes about you all the time yet he cant bring himself to make a move towards you. So, to cope up with it he made books about the both of you together. The first book is called ' My lover and I'.

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-Edgar Allan Poe's Point of view.

On a faithful and sunny day , is where i met my first love. I had been stressing out on my newbie partner, he's clumsy and would trip and fall on air. He is starting to annoy me but he is too nice to get yelled at and me being so timid that i can't even talk properly.

Ah!

Oh no, thats not a good sign—

SPLASH!

"AHHH! POE-SAN I AM SO SORRY! "... My documents... My project... Its wet... ohhhh NOOoO! Boss is going to kill me! I have to pass this by tomorrow and i now its wet! I just finished it awhile ago are you serious?!

I looked down feeling miserable;ignoring my clutz of a partner apologizing to me. I grabbed my things and head out without a word. I mean, who would forgive and forget about this! This is by due tomorrow! And i have to start all over again!

Now you might think im being overacting and saying i should just blowdry it but no. My boss is too picky and when he sees a mess on any report he will make them re-write it again and decreasing their pay check for a week. And i can't have that! The limited edition Karl plushie is already out;i need to get that plushie! I've been working my ass off because just to buy that thing. And its expensive as hell! If i wont buy it there will be no next time.

-3rd person Point of view.

Poe grumbled stomping on the ground;cursing the world. Bystanders looked at him with a confused and weird expression, with poe acting like that no-one walked near him and kept their distance. They might have think he's a madman.

"verfluche diese heilige Welt. Verbrennen Sie es zu knusprig mit diesen sich einmischenden Leuten darin. verflucht alles. verflucht..."

(curse this sacred world. burn it to crisp with these meddling people in it. curse it all. curse it..)

A man heard his strange curses and was intrigued by poe. He listened to poe continually curse the world and more specifically—his clutz of a partner. He laugh quietly making his way towards poe. "Du solltest solche Leute nicht verfluchen, weißt du?". Poe got startled by the sudden voice and looked up to see a man in black. Poe stood completely still by the man's beauty. Poe knows German but he isn't fluent enough to understand it well.

"Pardon...? "

"Oh, you don't understand me? I thought you know german. "

"Well, yes. I do know german but im not that good yet so i don't understand what you said... " The man smiled and translated what he said in English (you shouldn't curse people like that you know?).

"Ohhhhh... " Poe nodded then blushed when he realize that the man understood him. 'Ah! How embarrassing!'.

The man laugh at poe's red face with poe even more embarrassed. "You look like a good lad, what's your name?i am (Male name)" With his short introduction, his coat flew up from the wind, his hair flying back ever so slightly. Poe saw his hidden face, he could feel his heart beat.

"Poe.... Edgar Allan Poe... " He whispered enough to (Male name) to hear. "Its nice to meet you, edgar. "

I think im inlove...

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Now, after your interaction. Poe seems to be very attached to you. When both of you got in a. Relationship with each other, poe clings onto you whenever you go. Poe cooks for you, cleans for you and works for you. He insisted to do everything and for you to relax in the house, but of course you cant let your dearest boyfriend to get overworked. So you continued your job with poe doing all the house works.

Few years later. Both of you are married and started a family. You two had adopted a boy that was named ' Cooper ' .

A very romantic and fluffy book eh? Now. Lets head on to the erotic ones.

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If i remember it correctly... Poe only haves 3 or 5 books that are fluff and romantic while the others are erotic. 10 to 15 erotic books...

How bizarre.

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-3rd person point of view.

Edgar Allan Poe... What a beautiful name, no? A tall handsome man, such cute features, his waist so small, his eyes rolling back every time (Male name) thrust in him. The timid mans eyes always capture his lovers attention.

(Male name) always loved his eyes, those eyes looking at him, those eyes covered by poe's hair, those beautiful violent eyes that someday he will gouged out of those eye socket of his. He tried to test his waters and asked poe what he would do if he would have gouged his eyes out during intimacy. Poe supringly, didn't mind and agreed on the idea! He even said to keep his eye so it would remind (Male name) that por is always watching him.

With a bright and petite look comes with a messy mind and kinks.

(Male name) recently knew that poe is a masochist and a freak which is a good combination. He himself is a sadistic maniac too. How bloody romantic.

Maybe one day they will drank their bloods as a promise.

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-3rd person point of view.

Poe scribbled on his paper with karl clearly disturbed sitting on his shoulder reading the paper. You can almost feel like the raccoon said 'What the fuck'. Karl could not handle such gore anymore and jumped off poe's shoulder.

"Ah! Karl, where are you going? " poe halted his writing looking down at the raccoon.

"Rawr." Im getting the fock out of here away from your twisted ass.

"Huh?! You we're reading my notes! " Poe blushed heavily, feeling embarrassed that his friend raccoon saw his sick mind.

"Rawr, rawr. " Of course i am, i got curious on what you were writing. And you were also panting. You're such a weirdo. Im telling (Male name).

"W—WAIT NO! KARL COME BACK HERE! "

And there goes the two bolting outside the office, karl went to start his journey on finding the man while Poe is starting his hunt;trying to find the small raccoon.

Little did they know that ranpo and (Male name) was behind poe all this time.

"Damn, i didn't know he had this in him. " Ranpo chewed on his lollipop looking at the paper poe had written.

"I definitely did not see this coming. " Ranpo snicker at him, ranpo took out his phone and took a picture of the paper .

"What are you going to do with that? " "Blackmail."

" Understandable. "

#poe #seme male reader #bungostraydogs #bsd #top male reader #dom male reader #dom reader #top reader #karl #edgar allan poe #ranpo #freak poe #hahahaha #gore #kinda yandere #kinda freaky

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kaineillian · 2 years

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Can I request dazai x make reader who asks him on a double suicide?

Yes of course! You didn't put what genre it would be so ill make it fluff! (theres too much dazai angst i ain't reading them or putting em on my story ಥ_ಥ)

Genre : Angst to Fluff.

Gender : Male Reader.

Character : Dazai Osamu.

“ we will live together forever.”

-3rd Person's Point of View.

Its been raining recently, the sky is dark. The weather is cold. The rain is heavy.

Dazai was oddly quiet. It surprised the others considering he is very loud and always annoying kunikida. However, he just sat there. Blankly. Atsushi wanted to talk to him but dazai's face and mood clearly says to not bother him. No-one dared to made a single noise. They continued on with their work while constantly eyeing at dazai. Kunikida was silent, ranpo made sure to quietly eat his snack, yosano didn't drag someone else to shop with her, naomi and tanizaki were just sitting on the couch. Kyouka looked at atsushi saying to call (Male name) and make him come here and get dazai. Atsushi nodded standing up walking out of the office and took his phone out to call (Male name) as he called him, kyouka went over to kunikida to tell him to make dazai get a day off. Kunikida nodded grabbing his ideal book and went out to tell the president.

After 10 minutes the door opened, (Male name) and atsushi went inside. Atsushi already told him what happened on the phone. (Male name) frantically drove his way to the building after what he told him. He went towards dazai already seeing whats wrong with him. He was too quiet and sat there like a statue.

He gently picked up dazai, pecking his lips. Dazai slowly looked at him and layed his head on his shoulder. (Male name) looked at the glasses man and nodded ranpo nodded back waving him goodbye. He went out with dazai and sat him on the passenger seat buckling him up. Before he could go inside the car he saw atsushi looking down at them with a worried look. (Male name) smiled at him and mouthed to not worry, atsushi smiled.

Atsushi gazed at the car as it drove off.

"Will dazai-san be alright? " Atsushi asked worryingly, he never saw dazai like that before. It surprised him to look so emotionless .

"He's on good hands, if his with (Male name) he'll be fine sooner or later. " He glanced at kunikida whose eyes were still on the computer. "Yeah you're right... " he mumbled. He hopes that it will be fine tomorrow.

(Male name) drove silently. Repeatedly looking at his motionless lover. He took a deep breath in before engaging a conversation. "... I buyed your favorite food. " No answer. "And i already made a pillow fort on the living room. " No answer. ".....we're going to oda-san's grave, the flowers are in the back... " Still no answer, but he could see dazai looking at him. He held dazai's hand;kissing it. "You know i love you, osamu. "

"I know you do... "

The car stopped, (Male name) got out of the car;umbrella on one hand with the other opening the passenger door. Dazai walked out with a bouquet resting on his arms. M/N closed the door and walked together with dazai towards odasaku's grave.

They stopped and looked down on the engraved stone. 'Sakunosuke Oda' A beloved friend that will never be forgotten.

Dazai gently placed the Boquet on the surface. The two stood on complete silence.

Suddenly, the rain slowly stopped. (Male name) looked up to the sky to see the beautiful sunlight, he folded the umbrella placing it down.

"What if we have a double suicide, love? " The suddenly question made (Male name) froze in place. "Lets have it peaceful and relaxing, we could jump off a bridge. " Dazai rambled on his plans for their suicide together. "We could feel at peace we could be—" (Male name) sigh standing back up and hugging. Dazai stopped his ramblings and stayed quiet.

"My love, you know i wont let you die— let us die"

He wrapped his arms around his waist. "I know its been hard without oda-san besides you. I know what it feels like to be left alone... " A tear pricked from his eyelids. "You want to die because you're tired—and you know that i cant and wont let you die! Im—... Whats the purpose of me with you if i cant save you... ? " He stared at the ground, his tears falling down his face. Then, he felt a hand touched his face. He looks down to see dazai smiling at him.

"You're my purpose to live and to die, i want to spend my life with you until i die, i apologize for scaring you love... " Dazai teared up. Now , both of them are crying.

They know that they will live forever. Nothing can separate them, even death. They will stay forever even when theres no end. They will love each other.

"We will live together forever... "

#dazai #dazai x male reader #dom reader #angst to fluff #fluff #angst #seme male reader #bsd #bungostraydogs #top male reader #top reader #male reader

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kaineillian · 2 years

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wait, you write for male readers AND for bsd???? I'm literally in tears, it's been a long time since I saw a blog like this :')

can i request a tall male reader x ranpo one-shot and make it suggestive?? I don't know about the plot, I just ask for anything with ranpo :] ty!!

YES MY FIRST REQUEST! your wish is my command (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Genre : Suggestive.

(Sorry about the grammatical errors ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ)

TALL MALE READER X EDOGAWA RANPO.

- 3rd Person Point of View.

"Woaahhhhh! You're Ranpo-san's Boyfriend! " Kenji gleamed looking up the tall man , (Male name) chuckled nodding his head "Yes, i am ranpo's boyfriend. Its finally nice to meet you all".

All of the ADA members smiled looking up the tall man, their neck is starting to hurt.

Let me give you a short recap.

Ranpo gathered all of them inside the office saying he has something to show them. And that 'something' was someone and that someone is (Male name) Ranpo's boyfriend. They all stood in awe about the mans height. Like dude, he is 7 feet tall. Is he not a basketball player or something?

"How tall are you (Male Name) -san? " Atsushi asked "He is probably 7 foot, correct? " Kunikida said scribbling on his book, possibly about (Male name). "Yep kunikida-kun is right. Im 7 feet tall! " He smiled looking down at the gremlins.

"7 feet and supper strong we always get along~" Dazai sang 'that' song and then kunikida smacked him "Shut it bastard! We're going to get copyright! " As the two argued everyone took turns on questioning the TALL man.

After a few hours of chatting and hanging out they ordered Bear Express with (Male name) paying because he wants to be a gentleman, and oh yes he is.

"Wow! There's so many food! And theres Tea Chuzake too! Thank you so much (Male name)-san! " Jinko grabbed the tea Chuzake gobbling them down. "You have our gratitude. " The dirty blonde hair man nodded already setting his eyes on the seared tataki bonito. "Your welcome! Now, lets dig in! "

ITADAKIMASU!

"Oh man.. Im stuffed" Said the tiger male.

"Yeah me too... I think im not gonna eat for two days.. " Said the suicidal male.

"I think my stomach is about to explode... " Said the glasses male.

(Ok stop with the 'said'. )

"I didn't even notice that its already night" Yosano look outside to see the bright moon and stars. Kenji joined her; volunteering that they should go star grazing. All of them agreed and head to the rooftop.

Yosano and kenji raced up to the stairs with kunikida and fukuzawa following them.Tanizaki and naomi waited for dazai and Atsushi to follow them but they went up ahead anyway. Atsushi was about to go in the elevator but dazai pulled his arm whispering something to him which made him blush. Atsushi looked at (Male name) and ranpo who were waiting for him to come inside but atsushi made a gesture of them going alone together the two nodded and hit the button that'll lead them up the rooftop. Dazai sent a smirk at ranpo waving them bye before the elevator closed.

CLACK!

"What the—" "Did the elevator just stopped?"

(Male name) hitted the button multiple times but the elevator didn't seem to budge. "Andddd it looks were going to be stuck here... Do you have your phone with you, sweets? " Ranpo shook his head no earning a sigh from the tall male.

"Well, lets hope that they'll notice us missing for some time and get us out of here. "Poor (Male name) had to crouch down because of his height, he was too tall for his own sake.

"This is going to be a boring wait... " He mumbled .

"So you're saying that im boring? " Ranpo joked sitting himself on the man's lap "Of course not" He chuckled pecking the detective.

A moment of silence.....

"Well this is getting boring. Lets do something while we wait" Ranpo looked at the his boyfriend "Sweets, we can move around here. Im taking all of the space" Lol thats what you get for being too tall. "Mmmmm.... " Ranpo seductively smirked leaning towards him "are you sure you don't want to play with me...? " he whispered on his ear.

And oh boy. Big junior down there is rising up.

Ahhh~!

W-wait! To—too roughh~!

Ding!

"What took you both so long? " Kunikida adjusted his glasses "Are you two alright? You guys look disheveled. " Tanizaki asked looking at the two male breathing heavily. (Male name) adjusted his necktie while ranpo nodded at them fixing his cape.

Dazai Snickers on the background and poor atsushi looking like his face is about to turn like a tomato.

They all sat back down enjoying the stars. (Male name) sat with fukuzawa engaging a conversation successfully and ranpo sat down with dazai and atsushi.

"You planned this. "

"Yes i did. "

"I am so sorry...dazai-san made me do it..."

Panning the camera about awhile ago. We see dazai messing with the elevator with a devilish smile and atsushi looking away from the CCTV footage from the elevator.

#seme male reader #tall male reader #dom male reader #top male reader #male reader x ranpo #ranpo #bungo stray dogs #yaoi #dom reader #top reader #dazai planned it all #atsushi is embarrassed #dazai #bungostraydogs

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kaineillian · 2 years

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HEADCANON

Part 1.Bungo Stray Dogs as YANDERE'S.

Character(s) : Sigma, Nikolai, Poe.

Gender : Male Reader.

Warning(s) : Curse words, yandere, what yandere typically does.

SIGMA

Sigma looks innocent on the outside but inside hahaha, he's worst just like those two psychopaths.

Sigma befriended you long ago so,he knows your information. Remember that his ability involve on touching other people to obtain information. And you two are always together he is bound to know everything about you.

Sigma has a bad personality he just wont show it to you knowing he knows that you see him as a 'innocent' and 'harmless' guy. He cant let you know his bad side or else your trust and respect for him will decrease.

Like any yandere would do, he stalks you , rummage to your things and steals it (mainly your underwear). Takes pictures of you and pins them on his wall. And lastly—murder people.

Sigma haves a plan for everything that may or not happen but you'll never know until it will happen . He has a guide for 'how to get rid of bodies', 'how to make him love you', 'how to be innocent' and so on.

Sigma had a short hair but you mentioned that you like people with long hair so he made his hair longer just for you.

Sigma is part of the DOA and is the informat of the organization, Fyodor makes him go to mission that are away from Yokohama. Sigma had no choice but to obey his orders. But he also dont want to leave you unsupervised so he planted little cameras on where you usually go (because your house is already planted with many bugs). In that way he can see your every move and who you are with in all times.

And of course if he's not there with you. There's always a pest that butted in and made a move to you . At first, sigma wasn't that worried since you always turn down their advantages. But, this time you didn't. Sigma saw you smile, laugh, walked with them holding their hand.

Hilarious. He just left for ONE DAY and now your with a nobody?

No. No! He cant let this happen. He haves to go back now. Screw the mission, he's gonna rip that bitch face.

GOGOL NIKOLAI

Psychopath No. 1.

Nikolai dont know whats personal space.

It irritates you that he always pops up out of nowhere because of that damn ability of his.

He is the definition of 'you can run but you cant hide'.

Nikolai likes to scare you and then give you his daily gift mainly chocolate, bouquet,poems and a disturbing photograph of a dead man that you recognize. "Nikolai what the fuck? " "He hugged you! " "He's my brother? —".

Long story short, your not faze about his actions, surprisingly. Well, you're a mafioso you murder people for a living.

Terrorist x Mafioso match made couple in hell.

Both of you live in the same house which was originally yours but then he suddenly barged in with a contract saying it was now owned by the two of you with a blood on the paper. He obviously threatened and lied to the landlord to sign the contract and killed him after.

After that, waking up the first thing you see is nikolai havering you smiling widely. At first it creeped you out but your used to it. Surprise, surprise. He knows how to cook he usually makes you breakfast because at night he's in the DOA building doing 'stuff'. But he makes sure to leave early just to make you breakfast and wake you up. He's a sweetheart ,no?

Well for you, yes. For others on the other hand is a hard NO. People passing by you, looking at you is like death waving at them. Nikolai wouldn't kill them for no reason, he kills them because they have an intention to try and court you which they fail miserably. When he goes overboard of his killing you always tie wrist together and knot it on the ceiling so he's 'hanging' around. (Get it?)

Which is a bad move. Nikolai is a freak. So he's into that kind of stuff, go on tie him up, slap him, kick him, punch him. He will welcome those hits with open arms. Kill him if you must he can still follow you around even when he's dead.

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Poe is a timid, cute looking man who enjoys writing books about you and him together, married and having sex—

What do you expect? Poe is a author. And author's are good with their imagination. Poe made two novels, one being about your future together like a fairytale. And the other is a erotic novel that he carries with all the time.

Poe trust you so much that he gives you Karl when his busy writing another novel. Karl approves you and makes you play with him, secretly — poe took pictures without you knowing. You we're still busy playing with karl.

Karl the racoon isn't stupid and he is in poe's plan. Poe talked about his plan and strategies for karl to follow in exchange for a biscuit. Karl makes sure to keep you busy while Poe is either murdering people or busy rummaging on your drawer for a new underwear collection.

Poe may look innocently sweet but never judge a book by its cover. Poe is a total pervert. He has almost every collection of your underwear (you buy your underwear before showering because it somehow 'mysteriously' disappeared) .

Trust me when i say that he has a shrine of you inside his office. You wanna know whats in the shrine?

Sure. Inside the shrine... Is a picture of you inside a picture frame, an apple that you didn't finished you can see clearly where your teeth marks are, your underwear (of course not just an underwear, this underwear is the limited edition of you. Because you always wore it. So he stole it.), a pen that is chewed, your toothbrush, a bandaid that haves a little spot of blood, a bubblegum (a chewed bubblegum by you.... And i know it sound unsanitary but he also chewed on it...), and a chunk of hair tied in a red ribbon.

........ Its not that special—

OK! SHEESH! I TAKE IT BACK IT IS SPECIAL! CALM DOWN!

Man, i didn't know he was listening to us the entire time...

Anyway , Poe isn't that possessive. However, if he sees you being all lovely dovey on another man he will cock out his gun.

Poe's type of torture is putting them in his book. And that book is about horror, murder, gore(y) and you get my point. The reason why poe likes to trap them there is because they cant escape. They will never escape.

Alright, thats about it. You can go now, poe looks like he'll kill me. Thats it... For now...

#bungostraydogs #bsd #headcanon #bsd headcanon #yandere #yandere bsd #sigma #nikolai #poe #seme male reader #dom male reader #top male reader #dom reader #top reader

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kaineillian · 2 years

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HEADCANON

Bungo Stray dogs with a tall boyfriend.

Some are suggestive.

Character(s) : Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo, Edogawa Ranpo, Fukuzawa Yukichi, Ougai Mori.

DAZAI OSAMU

Dazai is 5'11 and you're 6'5. Good luck with him buddy because your going in for a ride.

He takes your advantage on your height to do something stupid or just something to make your heart go doki doki.

Like that time when he made you as his ladder to hang a meme of kunikida outside the building both of you were chased down by him with dazai still on your shoulder laughing his ass off while poor you is trying to breathe properly and run as fast as you can to not get caught by glasses man.

While he does use your height for stupid things he can be sweet and romantic at times.

When his laying on the couch he will call your name and grab your collar to kiss you.

He's an idiot, but his you idiot.

KUNIKIDA DOPPO

Kunikida is tall himself standing on 6'2 but somehow you defy the power of physics and your a whopping 7 foot. You heard me right.

You being a 7 foot man isn't easy, you often kiss the wall hello, you get many attention and dazai wants to use your height as an advantage but then kunikida drags him down before he could climb onto your shoulders.

Kunikida may be stoic and stern. But he's a softie for you.

He always carries bandages, bandaid, rubbing alcohol and cotton after your meet up with a wall) ceiling.

Whenever you have a bump on you're head because your always clumsy and hits the wall everytime. He will kiss your boo boo to go away.

Finding you in crowded places wont be a problem for kunikida because duh of your height.

(Suggestive) whenever kunikida scrible on his notebook he is also sitting on your dick which is hard for him, when your cock is fully in him he will cum.Because your too big for him and now his full on crying and whining. Looks like you've got yourself a horny kunikida on your palm.

EDOGAWA RANPO

You're too tall for your own good—

Ranpo is 5'6 with you being 6'6.

How are you going to deal with this situation...

Ranpo, is like a koala.

He sticks to you whenever you go, he would always request being carried piggyback style or princess style; depending on his mood.

Ranpo will use you as a ladder in crowded spaces so the others can see the both of you.

Convenience store dates are a must— especially when its late.

Ranpo has a habit of eating his candies when ontop of you. If he's bored he would climb on you randomly until he's sitting on your shoulders.

Expect ranpo to have your fingers in his mouth if he doesn't have a lollipop.

FUKUZAWA YUKICHI

Fukuzawa-san is 6'1. You are 6'10.

He has to look up to you (literally) like everyone else.

Fukuzawa always stays inside his office with you being his chair.

Fukuzawa will pull you down whenever you walk through doors because you're too busy to notice that you almost kissed the door goodbye.

Fukuzawa isn't really a PDA type.

But when he sees women ogooling you— he'd be full on showing you affection. "I thought you said no pda—" "hush."

Fukuzawa is lucky to have you.

You're a cat magnet, whenever you go you always have cats trailing behind you. Fukuzawa will look at you saying he wants all these cats;you have no choice but to adopt ALL OF THEM.

You're a cat person but fukuzawa is more of a cat person than you.

He'll make you bend down just to pet your head.

When you get horny you bite him, he has that kind of kink. The couch is wide, door is lock, the walls are soundproof. Enjoy your time.

OUGAI MORI

Mori-san is 5'9 and you standing on 7 foot.

Mori and chuuya gets annoyed by your height. They have to literally look up when talking to you until their neck hurts. Chuuya once used his ability to be on your eye level so his neck wont hurt from talking to you ;and now he's always doing that whenever you two talk.

Elise loves to make you carry her while mori is picking clothes for the 3 of you. You guys looks like a cute family awhh (↑ω↑)

Mori-san likes to make you his chair when your sitting on his chair because he said your more comfortable—which you are.

Sorry. I didn't mention that mori-san is a possessive man.

He makes sure that you and Kouyou-san are 2 feet apart. He wont let you go alone if he stays you stay. But if you go without his permission and he sees you with another woman expect blood splatters.

Mori-san and you always have matching clothing.

If he encounters fukuzawa-san and you're with him he will be alerted, he doesn't trust those Detective nor should you.

Dont trust anyone but him.

#dazai #kunikida #ranpo #fukuzawa #mori #headcanon #possessive mori #a little suggestive #seme male reader #top male reader #you are and will be top #dom male reader #bungo stray dogs #anime #tall boyfriend #7 foot

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kaineillian · 2 years

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YANDERE DAZAI OSAMU x MALE READER.

🪙 : this is my first ever fan fiction! Reblogs and likes are appreciated! :)

Now playing :

Warning(s) : yandere dazai, murder, manipulation, gaslighting, stalking, suggestive.mention of rape but not really rape(not towards male reader or dazai but an npc)

Dazai never wanted to join the Armed Detective Agency. He never wanted to be a 'good guy' , he views the ADA as idiots. Idiots who tries to protect Yokohama but ends up failing. They promise to protect and defend their country however dazai knows clearly that their promises will be thrown to the trash. If it wasn't for Ranpo, the 'greatest detective' . Their organization would have already fall apart. Casting those nobodies aside.

(male name) . Ohhhhhhh~

His name always shake him to the core, his name makes his knees weak. It makes him drool and too dumb to think anything. Hearing his voice makes him moan.

Dazai's room is filled with (male name) picture, every photo pictures his every move. He haves a box that he kept secretly because it was too precious for him to touch and look at. Oh what fine art (male name) is ~

Oh? You're wondering whats in the box?

Hmmmm.... I suppose i could tell you. But you must promise not to tell anyone. Got it? Good.

Inside the box. Is the precious pictures he had taken of (male name) naked, undressing, half naked, and the most precious of all.... (male reader) masturbating~ what a fine chuck of meat he waits for that day that he gets to choke that big, thick, delicious meat~

Ehem. His words not mine.

The reason why dazai joined that ADA was because of HIS precious (male name). Isn't it dreamy? The first time he step inside the building. He saw (male name) standing besides the other members welcoming him. He swears that he came inside his boxers. Who wouldn't? Those eyes, that body... Ahhhhhhhhh~~ it makes him dumb. But if someone else does that. Ohoho. You already know that dazai will kill them instantly.

He vividly remembered how he killed that disgusting man who seduced (male name). Ugh, he wishes to kill him again and again.

Him and (male name) were given a mission to track down a suspect that blew up the Museum of Guertena. (male name) was too focused to find the suspect while dazai was too busy admiring him. Did i mention that they were inside a club? No? Well, they were inside an underground club. Dazai had to go to the bathroom so he left his beloved alone just.for.a.moment.

When he came back. There it was. The whore who is clinging onto his (male name) what a bitch.

He was infuriated because (male name) was ogoling on the bitchs ass. He noticed that (male name) face was red and he looked tipsy thats when it came to him that he was drugged by that man. And that man clinging on him. Was the suspect. He didn't think twice before pulling the trigger.

When he was asked why he killed him, his reply was. " The man was trying to rape a person and he got a gun poited on their head" the police and the president stupidity believed him. The reason why he killed him was because obviously he was outraged by the mans actions. Plus, (male name) didn't remember a thing because he was drugged. And it was too loud in the club he was using a silencer so it wasn't a problem. No-one saw him kill the man , those people were too horny to care.

After dazai's action (male name) took intrest in him. Dazai was delighted of that! His darling (male name) took intrest on him because of his 'good' deeds! And so, dazai made sure to do something good when (male name) is around to earn his praise and trust.

There was a time when the two were left inside because of their massive paper work that they decided to ignore and chill out (which dazai suggested) . The rain was incredibly strong and they had no umbrella left at that time they hadn't no dorms yet so the president payed them an apparent on where they could stay by partners.

They had to go to their own apartment but it was raining heavily, they have no choice but to run in the rain with (male name) coat as their makeshift umbrella. Dazai offered to him to stay with him for the night, (male name) had no choice but to agree since it was raining heavily he doubt that it would stop. Since there was only one futon they decided to sleep in it together because it was cold as hell.

(male name) sleep peacefully while dazai in the other hand couldn't sleep because of (male name) body with him hugging him, he wrap his arm around his neck and inhaled his scent, dazai held the urged to moan or cum because it might alert his beloved. So instead, he squeeze his head on (male name) neck and sleep because he was planning to make him a little something. (But unfortunately he cant cook so he had to wake up early and buy food for him and (male name) .

Everyday he slowly tries to earn (male name) love and trust so they can be one, together, forever.

Nothing can stop him from loving him.

(male name) is his. And his only.

He will kill those who dares to block his way towards his beloved.

He.

Will.

Be.

Mine.

He doesn't have a choice.

#Spotify #seme male reader #yanderedazai #male reader #dazai #bungo stray dogs #bungostraydogs #bsd #yandere

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