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plattypussies-blog · 6 years
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McMorris What?!
Craig: “Let’s talk about it rob, let’s talk about our feelings, it’s healthy.”
Rob: *laughs*
What commentators from Canada sound like.
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Followers pfft..what followers
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This will be interesting. Let it begin!
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Your Not Made Of Rocks
Me:"When I cry I'm slowly eroding." *looks over at bae* *bae is confused* Bae:"What do you mean?" Me:"The salt from our face is slowly eroding when we cry." *the wtf face from bae* Bae:"Morgan, your not made of rocks!"
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Song Problems at 7am
Babe:"Baby lock the lights and turn the doors down low.." Me: *hysterical laughter at 7:00 am* Babe: *puts hand over my mouth* "I really fucked up those lyrics didn't I?" Me:"Yeah. You sure did."
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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How His Nickname Is Now Name.
Chris:"Hey Morgan I'm going to go make cinnamon rolls I'll be right back. Can you put on a pot of coffee?" *starts to leave room*
Me:"I got it....*forgets his name*...Name.... 😳
•••••••INNER THOUGHTS•••••••
{Great Morgan you can't seem to remember your best friends name. Try to think... Dave? Nah. Eric? Nope.. Uhhhh..} •••Mind you I'm spacing out•••
(FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER)
Chris:"I've got the rolls." *smilez*
Me:"CHRIS!."*finally remembers name"
Chris:"Yeaah." *looks at me like* 😐
Me:"Just forgot your name for a short time." *laughs strangely*
That is how my friend Chris became 'Name'.
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Pride Week at my college! Pan-proud
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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How His Nickname Is Now Name.
Chris:"Hey Morgan I'm going to go make cinnamon rolls I'll be right back. Can you put on a pot of coffee?" *starts to leave room*
Me:"I got it....*forgets his name*...Name.... 😳
•••••••INNER THOUGHTS•••••••
{Great Morgan you can't seem to remember your best friends name. Try to think... Dave? Nah. Eric? Nope.. Uhhhh..} •••Mind you I'm spacing out•••
(FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER)
Chris:"I've got the rolls." *smilez*
Me:"CHRIS!."*finally remembers name"
Chris:"Yeaah." *looks at me like* 😐
Me:"Just forgot your name for a short time." *laughs strangely*
That is how my friend Chris became 'Name'.
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Reblog this if you believe you'd make a great D'N'D Dungeon Master
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Halloween Costume, can ya guess what I am?
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Wait What?!
Cameron:"You look nice, the face and stuff." *awkward glance over*
Me:"Uhhh...thhaannkkss." *awkward smile*
[TEN MINUTES OF SILENCE]
Joey:"Ya'll going to just sit there or you goin ta fuk?" *blurts out*
Cameron/Me:"GOD DAMMIT JOEY FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT!!!" *Me throws pellow at Joey*
And that folks is how the guy I liked never talked to me again!! So Joey if your reading this beware!!
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Can I just take time to say a literal wtf with this post.
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Reblog to make a white gay big mad
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plattypussies-blog · 7 years
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Nothing more anime than this.
My favorite anime is “Roadman Shaq: Man’s Not Hot”
Boku no Skraaaaa
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Beautiful summer day. Was out doing some work for my friends class and thought this was a great picture to post! @adventure-wrecked
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