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okay what about

medicine student Evan who is having an on the job experience at this hospital next to his Uni,

drop-out from Law school Barty who just finished his shift at the Motocross Park he works at and is at the hospital for a blood test !!!

Barty is still wearing his biker leather vest and has carried his helmet inside. Evan wearing a long sleeve black shirt with a turtle neck under his nurse uniform to hide all the tattoos.

Barty asking Evan to hold his hand bc "he's scared of needles" (bitch u have so many piercings u are not fooling anyone) and Evan refusing !! bc he's mean like that.

Barty is already obsessed. And Evan has poked his veins one too many times bc Barty's pretty and he's crazy like that.

AAAAND Barty waiting outside for Evan's shift to end so he can beg him to let him give him a ride home on his big af motorbike (he's trying to flirt).

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Remus is the kind of guy to be smoking a cig and decide to light up a joint, puff on both, briefly thinking "can my lungs really get through this" before going on his mary way with a cig in one hand and a joint in the other completely ignoring that thought.

#remus lupin #marauders #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #wolfstar #the marauders #maurauders era #atyd #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #lily evans #mary macdonald #the skittles #slytherin skittles #gryffindor #marauders headcanon

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My friend: Do you want to go for a hike on March 10th?

Me: Let me check my calendar. It looks like I have something th-

Me: Nevermind. It just says it's Remus Lupin's birthday. I'm free for a hike.

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Hanging out with friends who don't know about the marauders after finishing a soul crushing fic and having to act like ur entire world didn't just fall apart in one night

They definitely know, I havent said a word since i showed up and my eyes are still red and puffy

#james potter #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin #black brothers #maurauders era #black brother angst #wolfstar #dead gay wizards #crimson rivers #the marauders #marauders fic #noble house of black #ouch #crying my eyes out

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If I could change one thing about Harry Potter canon it would be that Sirius lived just long enough to find out that Regulus turned on Voldemort. That's it. He can still die since she thought that needed to happen. But I need him to know Regulus fought back.

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I got so close to convincing my best friend to read marauders fics by telling her about dorlene, only for her to want to start with atyd and then refusing to keep going when I told her Dorlene doesn't happen in there 😭

Dorlene stan for life 💪💪 (she barely knows who they are)

I just wanna yap about them with her 💔

#dorlene #dorcas x marlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #marauders #the marauders #atyd #atyd marauders #the skittles #slytherin skittles #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin #maurauders era #wolfstar

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Black brothers forever have my heart and never will they not use it as a doormat 🥰

#james potter #sirius black #regulus black #marauders #remus lupin #maurauders era #black brother angst #black brothers #noble house of black #sirius and regulus

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"The fandom doesn't ship Peter with anyone because he's fat"

No, the fandom doesn't ship Peter with anyone because he's a fucking rat who single handedly killed Lily and James, and faked his own death and pinned it on Sirius knowing it would cause him to be sent to Azkaban, and left Remus so destroyed and friendless that he couldn't even step in and take care of Harry because he was too traumatized.

Peter doesn't deserve a happy ending, and if he even gets that in an AU it's more than he deserves.

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Me: I'm not a very emotional person

Also me: *Sobbing cause I can't see the moon* Moony's gone 😭😭

#marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #harry potter #the marauders #regulus black #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #moony

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Hobbies include: spending way to long on picsart making book covers for fanfiction.

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James Fleamont Potter

#james potter #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus black #starchaser #jily #wolfstar #the marauders #james fleamont potter #harry potter

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The wiplash I get from shipping jegulus and jily is insane

I'll be on a jily roll then boom fanart of james making out with regulus

Anyway, mary and lily

#james potter #marauders #regulus black #jegulus #jily #sirius black #jegulily #james x regulus #james x lily #the marauders #harry potter #marlily #mary x lily #mary macdonald #lily evans

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No but James would wear Calvin Klein boxers and Remus would wear fuck boy pajama pants without shirts on and the Black brothers would be practically dead every. single. time.

#jamesissohotimactuallydrooling #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser

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Regulus has a love/hate relationship with public transport.. He loves the people watching and the vibe the bus has at night but he hates when it's crowded and people sit beside him.

#regulus black #marauders #marauders headcanon #regulus #sirius black #james potter #starchaser

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Pandora (saving worms from the sidewalk after the rain): Come here lovelies, I've got you!

Barty (running ahead to squish them)

Evan *tired of Barty's shit* Rosier: Bartemius Crouch Junior istg if you don't stop that right now!

#marauders #regulus black #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #barty x evan #pandora #pandora rosier #evan and barty #slytherclaw #slytherin #incorrect marauders quotes

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Remus thinking there's something wrong with him cus he's not into girls like his friends

P!nk in her 2012 album, The Truth About Love containing the song, just give me a reason (feat. Nate Ruess): we're not broken, just bent

#remus lupin #atyd remus #sirius black #james potter #remus x sirius #wolfstar #marauders #gay remus lupin

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AU where Effie and Monty were alive in October 1981

Effie: I love you Sirius..

Sirius:

Effie: But you're not James

#sirius black #effie potter #euphemia potter #marauders #james potter #all the young dudes #atyd