#/this is a joke post

[pandora-whowalksbetween]

WHY DOES THIS GAME INSIST ON TRYING TO TEACH PANDORA TO PLAY CHESS!!!!!

#/this is a joke post #running joke that pandora fuckin refuses to learn it #there was a chat with lucifer where he was straight up like. 'you dont know the rules? thats an error on your part. fix that' #(paraphrased obvs but STILL) #so silly #idr what event it was that lucifer wanted to play chess w mc and you could say you didnt know how? and i decided that at every given opportu #nity i would press that option cause its funny #there was a chat about a chess tournament between some of the boys and mc and they came second to last #i have to assume it was bc beel (last place) was eating the pieces

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

#funny memes #humor #lol #funny stuff #memes #jokes #funny shit #funny #funny post

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[memes-hoarder]

#meme #memes #dank memes #humor #shitpost #funny memes #memesdaily #fresh memes #dark humor #dankest memes #lol #lmao #funny #jokes #relatable memes #best memes #tumblr memes #funny post #hilarious #lol memes #funny pics #relatable #meirl

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[mememediocritymaven]

A fun Game.

#funny post #funny stuff #lol #funny memes #funny shit #memes #humor #jokes #funny

[astrid-beck]

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts #but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck #this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory #critical role #blumendrei

[axolotlsforlife]

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

#relatable post #relatable memes #funny shit #funny stuff #funny #funny content #funny humor #funny jokes #funny meme #funny memes #funnyshit #jokes

[wekny]

spectacular how he overcomes the situation

#funny #memes #puns #lol #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny stuff #funny memes #funny post

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo

[spiribia]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables. #I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without. #also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions

[hilarioushitshq]

Whatever your position about the vax, I just want you to know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

#lol #funny memes #humor #funny stuff #memes #funny post #funny shit #funny #jokes

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

[memes-hoarder]

#meme #memes #dank memes #humor #shitpost #funny memes #memesdaily #fresh memes #dark humor #dankest memes #lol #lmao #funny #jokes #relatable memes #best memes #tumblr memes #funny post #hilarious #lol memes #funny pics #relatable #meirl

[minyicho]

If someone called me grotesque I think I would just start crying

#memes #lmao #funny #minyicho #lol #twitter #funny memes #haha #fresh memes #twitter memes #tweets #twitter post #funny posts #humor #funny content #funny stuff #jokes #funny post

[jvlianbashir]

"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying #'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P' #and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink #well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me #not st #doctor's log