#< same girl 2/3

[transingthoseformers]

Double-Swap AU

If you are going ahead of Goldbug having "Animalistic quirks" than his previous pure Cybertronian ones, does it means he had a harder time controlling his organic side or does he like it? I can imagine being changed into a whole new being would be difficult to understand even if you like it especially if it leads to your mind having animalistic quirks or non-cybertronian behiavior.

Other than that, how does the team react (Im focusing on BulkHead and Wasp)

And I believe Sari is going to want a full story of a giant fluffy monster bee attacking full revenge on Wasp (making her probably understand why Bulkhead and him don't go along), but having the other teams reaction would be cool.

P.S. Does Elita feel sorry for Bulkhead and Wasp when she learns teh story from both sides and when is it reaveled that LongArm AKA ShockWave is the spy and how does GoldBug figure THAT out

Hmm, I'd say that he probably doesn't resist it as much, as Goldbug doesn't have as many hangups about it as Blackarachnia (though I don't think he's psychologically to the degree of say bw Inferno who is. Well. Inferno, and pretty damn fried.) But I think in the beginning he probably had a very rough adjustment period

I like to think the initial reaction is shock and fear because BIG FLUFFY AND UNHAPPY BEE, but when they realize he's Bumblebee I'm betting Wasp's fear probably increases but Bulkhead immediately goes into "wait he might listen to me" mode because he sees the opportunity to get Bee back, even if he's an insecticon now. After all he gave the dinobots a chance, I think the constructicons deserved another chance before they burnt that bridge, I think of all of them who'd want to accept Bee back it'd be Bulkhead.

Sad then that Goldbug preferred to be a decepticon and an enabled menace instead

Sari totally wants the story

I do feel like Elita would feel bad because it truly wasn't Wasp's fault, she's a smart mech and she can tell (once hearing both sides from Wasp and Bulkhead) that it was neither of them's fault. I don't think she'd immediately connect it to Longarm though, because nobody in universe expected that but Shockwave and Megatron themselves. That question makes us wonder if the lower ranking decepticons knew Shockwave was The™️ spy, if they knew he was a spy or somewhere else, or if Megatron and Shockwave played those cards tight to their chests and told no one for a long time. The last option makes sense to me, and would lead to even Goldbug being surprised.

I'm thinking when Shockwave appears on earth he'll learn (especially considering Shockwave only changed back to his purple when in front of everyone, and I doubt Longarm's colors were common as well as his stretch ability), but I can see that translating into Goldbug's mind as Wasp accusing him for nothing, or him just being so deep into revenge at this point that he'll make up reasons. Plus account for how Wasp used to be a bully, yeah. He's got reasons to prefer the decepticons over the autobots

#double swap au #maccadam #transformers #tfa wasp #tfa bumblebee #goldbug #< same guy 1/3 #tfa elita one #tfa blackarachnia #< same girl 2/3 #tfa longarm #tfa shockwave #< same guy 3/3 #uwu #tfa bulkhead #tfa sari #constructicons #I've got opinions on the tfa constructicons

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do! #and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[mocndu]

some butches

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout team fortress 2 #sniper tf2 #tf2 demoman #scout tf2 #sniper team fortress 2 #demoman team fortress 2 #they look pretty much the same #but they're butches #shoutout to scouts ratty ponytail #sniper looks the same because of her vest and horrible posture <\3 #stand up straight girl

[mugentakeda]

not even harvards top scientists could understand the complexities of the azula-iroh beef lore that i made up in my head

(silly bonus under the cut)

#YES THIS IS A REPOST. Again. my bad #they both suck so bad i love them... best uncle niece dynamic in fiction ever..... theyre the same in all the worst ways.... #yes im an iroh fan yes i think azula can hit him with a comically large mallet we exist #“how do u think iroh and azula are the same but think azula should be allowed to beat irohs ass”. ill give you 3 reasons #1. shes a female. 2 shes not a boy. 3. and most importantly SHES A GIRL #waiter waiter more irrepairable family relationships please!!!!!!!!!! #id go on a 10 yr long spiel about my thoughts and hcs abt their dynamic and what they think ab each other but i shall Refrain. #lu ten couldve been the dad that stepped up but he had to eat shit and die for the plot and good of the world. Amen. #azula #iroh #lu ten #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

#may 31th anon #hello friends!! (｡’▽’｡)♡ how are you!! I missed you so much! #I'm sorry that once again i have not been posting but I did that thing again where I got scared of posting #I do not know why but it is the same with physical paper diarys #I have 3 diarys and they all have 1 entry #I think one just says 'I am ten' #what have you been up to!! did you do something fun? is it summer too where you live? c: #my tumblr messages seem to be broken! I'm sorry if you wrote something :C it just says 'no new messages' despite also saying new messages #not a lot has happened here! I got a tomato plant and then I got very invested into the tomato plant and I have eaten three tomatos so far ( #my roses are also doing well!! I just got a new yellow rose and since she got here she only made orange flowers #I do not know the meaning of that #but I am very thankful! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡ I love it when things are orange!! #I've been trying to buy an orange shirt for the past 2 weeks but they always sell out before I get to them #I'm also thinking about buying a jean jacket #I have not worn a jean jacket for at least 15 years because one time in 7th grade tthe girl behind me said #that I was wearing a cool jean jacket and I just assumed that this was bullying for no actual reason #but maybe she just thought that it was an acutal cool jean jacket #we'll soon have out 10 year school reunion #maybe I should ask her #is anyone else going to a secret Sherlock phase again #I just want to see that silly little hat again #would sherlock holmes wear a jean jacket #have a nice day everyone!! #see you soon hopefully!! #♡＾▽＾♡

[bernard-the-rabbit]

you know when your breakup hurts you so much that u enter a self destructive manic suicidal phase and you bring everyone down with you? yea same

#my trashy art #she is just a teenage girl <3 #no but same #our flag means death #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #ed ofmd

[darcyolsson]

is this too niche

#thought of this and i had to make it. they make me feel the same feelings #i think beth and rio are obvs not as similar in storyline as the other 2 are but theyre still the same dynamic i think <3 #edit wait i forgot beth literally went on to work for the FBI in later seasons lmfaooooo nevermind #hannibal #killing eve #nbc good girls #personal

[felicitywilds]

"that's what I like about you, the domestic approach" immediately followed in the next episode by "i'd have to settle down. get a house or something" / "i'd have to get one, too. we could share"..... you just. you really get a sense that ten is changing his mind. that rose is different than anyone else. the way he adamantly denies when rose says she's going to die in battle. as if it isn't a Rose Tyler Classic to continuously charge in head first into danger to do the right thing, even and especially against her own well being. as if Believing In Her really will be enough to save her every time.........

#doctor who #dw #nuwho #tenth doctor #the idiots lantern #the impossible planet #tenrose #by me #maybe its just the way im watching them too #in bursts of 2-3 eps at a time #bc the same thing happened with the thruline in school reunion/girl in the fireplace #of 'the doctor has to leave behind everyone hes ever loved for their own good' #hes letting himself be young and hopeful again #hes changing his tune but it doesnt last long unforch #also REAL FUCKING INTRUIGING when they choose to tease the doomsday song in the earlier eps #REALLY FUCKING GETS YA. #dont skip nine

[blueskittlesart]

Feel free to ignore this but as someone who also goes to art school, I find it really interesting how other art schools also have a “don’t date your peers” sort of faux pa. Like so many people I know (including me) refuse to date anyone else who goes to my college 😭

I wonder why that is tbh, small school thing maybe?

being so serious i didn't have anything against dating other art school peers when i first came here and i think most freshmen dont but once you have one or two art school relationships under your belt you realize why all the upperclassmen avoid dating each other like the plague

#it sounds so good on the surface. like when am i ever going to find this many lesbians concentrated into one place at the same time #but unfortunately in order to go to art school you need to be 1. in your 20s and 2. have something wrong with you #also especially as you get into years 3-4 i think maintaining a relationship just becomes SO hard. bc we're all in the trenches #AND ALSO. from experience. this school is SO small that you CANNOT avoid your exes. if it ends badly fuck you you have 4 classes with her #anyway obviously this doesnt stop me from looking for. things. on tinder. i just dont swipe right on anyone i recognize from class #and it ALSO does not stop you from WANTING to date people in your classes. this tinder girl is nowhere near my first art school crush i jus #do not act on them anymore <3 lmfao #that being said tinder girl if youre reading this i didnt mean any of it baby you're so pretty and im so stable please dm me

[transingthoseformers]

nO because that's interesting

You'll see Dion x Ariel x Orion shipped quite an amount, but for some odd reason you don't really see UM shipped with Oplita

It makes sense, but it acts as if something changed between them during their respective rebuildings so that Mags got kicked out of the polycule. Which is both fair but also because it'd be interesting to see more OplitaMags

There's gotta be a reason for this, probably because you don't see g1 Ultra Magnus with Optimus that much while you definitely see Elita One with Optimus prime a lot. hmm. Interesting.

#maccadam #transformers #g1 ultra magnus #g1 dion #< same guy 1/3 #g1 elita one #g1 ariel #< same girl 2/3 #g1 optimus prime #g1 orion pax #< same guy 3/3 #like i can see it absolutely working but there's definitely changes to their dynamic #IDEA BUT A CONTINUITY WHERE LITA IS SECOND IN COMMAND AND MAGS IS THIRD IN COMMAND #THEY INHERITED THE POSITIONS AS THEY WERE INTEGRAL TO THE CREATION OF THE AUTOBOTS IN THAT CONTINUITY

[curryaboo]

the most dreamy lehengas by papa don’t preach

#i love sabyasachi sm but girl MOVE #papa don’t preach colour palettes come thruuuuuuu i love their pastels so so much #im not saying he’s overrated but i think ppl should have the same energy for pdp :] #for everyone’s health and safety tho don’t go looking at the prices of these 🙂 #the butterfly blouses are just out of this worlddddd #there’s a couple i luv that didn’t make the cut bc the pic quality wasn’t the best / colours didn’t fit into here but part 2 maybe #bc im in absolute awe 💗__💗 #the aspect / sizing is UGLEEEE btw don’t look at that i just needed these on my blogerooni :3 #🧵 #🍛 #🥭

[quotidianish]

doodles :3

#Medic team therapist “sorry for your loss but you used up your 1 mental health session of the year!! Get out of my clinic” #Not Ludwig’s fault he had a crisis at 3 am. Or maybe possession. Same difference amiright #Hot girl summer OVER. it’s possessed boy autumn now. #tf2 #art #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #resident demoposter at your service nobody gets him like I do (<- insanity) #quotidianish #I feel so free. I can post all my cringe wherever now!!!!!!

[cutemeat]

they still do not understand that the sunny world needs to BREATHE....and by that i mean they need to do side characters again.

#i will keep saying this forever #where is bingo. expand on bryan o'brien. update us on pete.. FROGGY?? DO I EVEN NEED 2 SAY ABBY like u guys keep missing it!!!! wtfuck!!!! #KIKI my Girl</3 #like whyd they give the casting directors in s15 NAMES... #why.... #yes the original side characters are still good #but u keep just cramming them in nd doing the same BITS #do new side characters too #it is important #how do they not realize this

[zevranunderstander]

just went into reading dragon age 2 trivia again and i know they only had like 16 months to make the game, but im still sooo mad that fenris and anders just. never get over their biases against each other. especially anders? the guy thats all about justice can not in 10 years of friendship learn that slavery is bad and that fenris is a victim of abuse? anders???? are we talking about the same character?? like fenris' aversion to magic and towards mages is at least loosely comprehendable. but. anders? youre telling me anders would spend 10 years being cruel to fenris and merrill about things he can ENTIRELY relate to? you're telling me fenris can not - in a friend group with like 3 mages - learn that mages are literally actively going through the same systems of abuse as he did for most of his life? you are telling me that neither fenris nor anders would see themself in merrill??? not blaming merrill for anything though, she didn't do anything wrong lol

#myposts #im also saying this because i recently realized that in our pen and paper campaign we have 3 characters that are basically exactly #the anders/fenris/merrill dynamic #like. the runaway slave who is scared of his power. the necromantic silly girl and the idealist healer who wants to save everyone #who is btw ALSO doing a whole split personality thing #and there are a LOT of the same tensions and occasional conflicts #but they also just are. friends? and see themselves in each other and sometimes that makes them sympathize with each other #and sometimes that makes them resent the others but like. they most definetly are friends? #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2

[dullahandyke]

hit trend with 13yos in my sister's school is (checks notes) dislocating each other's fingers

#her boyfriend took advantage of this by getting his friend to dislocate his finger so he could go home early from school the fucking eejit #JUST GET YR MAM TO CALL IN! SAY U FEEL SICK! WHY THE FUCK WOULD U ACTUALLY DISLOCATE YR FINGER! #more than being stupid theres been at least 2 instances of lads being sent home bcos of dislocated fingers #which means teachers are gonna be cracking down on it which im assuming is not what they want! #these little cunts are so bad at longterm planning #seriously what is wrong with them. in my time at that school it was Normal and Regular #literally like 3 months ago in the same class there was a stabbing which . tbh im not as fussed abt #bcos a girl stabbed the guy who used to harass my sister bcos girlie says he was harassing her. Which I Believe #and hes fine so im allowed to say that he deserved it #like back in my day the lads were just pocketing each other (tearing the pockets off each other's school shirts)