I'm at a point now where if I can't fix something bad in my life, I make it a joke or pretend it's hot.
Anyway, completely unrelated, how attractive are severely sleep deprived emo women?
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My dumb ass forgot i made an art tag for myself ages ago and promptly forgot of its existence until now
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little TFP ramble (tbh can apply for any verse w humans but i have TFP in mind):
i wonder what the bots would think about humans getting stung and bit by shit? i know they have scraplets, so they'd probably assume theres something equivalent to them on Earth (probably mosquitos or something lol) i feel like theyd be surprised of how MANY little creatures can sting or bite humans, and then theres allergic rections and stuff that can seriously injure, and sometimes even cause death too
like maybe mikos allergic to fire ants and gets bit by one on her leg (horrible experience, can confirm) and it swells up and turns red, itches, burns, etc. and the bots are just like "that TINY bug caused that much???"
and then a few weeks later jack gets stung by a yellow jacket on his arm and the bots ask if it was another fire ant, and jack explains that it was something called a yellow jacket this time and theyre like "a WHAT??" and then they learn theres all sorts of bugs and critters that can hurt humans, and humans just... deal with it
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consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.
Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.
Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!
Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.
Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?
He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.
Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.
So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.
It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.
And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-
Usopp lit himself on fire again.
He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.
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First Impressions of TMA, Episodes 1-22
Martin is Blorbo
Jon is my wet cat who resents the fact I pulled out of the garbage can
I understand why people ship them
Jonathan "None of this is real and everyone who comes in here are liars, high, and/or hallucinating EXCEPT for anyone who mentions Jane Prentiss or Jurgen Leitner's library" Sims
Proceeds to work at a paranormal investigation archival job...
I'm obsessed with both Jane Prentiss and the Leitner library, first of all they're just dope-ass episodes, second of all what did they do to Jon in particular. Like his hatred is personal, I want to know what happened
Martin immediately running to Jon the second he could get out of his apartment 🥺
Jon offering Martin the sealed room to sleep in 🥺
I am justified in my Concern TM over the fact they kept mentioning Martin was "on vacation" for several episodes in a row
General shoutout for NOT using a real, but rare, liturgical color during the Desecrated Host episode and instead making one up- I am in fact That Person when it comes to priest robes
“To be lost beneath the earth is an intensely private experience. Maybe she realized that at the end” (Lost Johns' Cave) Solid what the fuck, that's your sister moment
Had a fun debate on whether or not the "brackish water" coming out of the taps in A Father's Love was blood or not. I'm still convinced it was blood.
And the general "Have fun with that :3" comments I get from Younger Sib which is almost more concerning because they're the type to go "Oh you're not liking the spiders now, just wait until you get to Dathomir. They shot poison at you :3" when you're playing Jedi: Fallen Order like...????
What am I getting into that makes them so cagey with spoilers when they haven't been in the past
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you're my crush on tumblr. i love the idea of you in my head that you portray. a headstrong, intelligent, interesting person. i need to calm down and tell myself you'll never be mine. love you, bye xoxo
this is so INTENSE thank you??? Or sorry that happened????
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I was looking at an old post for nostalgic reasons and saw this that I wrote in the tags?!
Considering a lot of people have suggested that Keanu should play as Shadow in the third movie... guess we’ll see if I jokingly predicted this almost a decade ago. 😳
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it remains hilarious to me how many of the Oh So Horrible side effects of starting testosterone are just. things that are also true of being a cis man with normal testosterone levels
high blood pressure? cis men are already at higher risk for this
acne? sweating? sensitivity to heat? i mean, you've seen teenage boys right
hair loss? literally happens to the majority of cis men
difficulty getting pregnant? im pretty sure this is true of every cis man ever
weight gain? there's literally a different standard range of "healthy" weights for cis men and cis women
the fact doctors used all of these things to try to discourage me from starting T when i was younger is bananas. if you were really so concerned about testosterone causing this all of your cis male patients would be on hormone suppressants
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