Jack Harlow X Reader Instagram AU
Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, nemoachida, badbunnypr, yourbestiename, and 6,788,345 others
yourusername A few Halloweens ago with my babies. ๐ฅบ
View all 1,800 comments
jackharlow My world ๐ ๐ I love you ๐
yourusername We love you ๐ซถ๐ป
urbanwyatt ๐๐ค
claybornharlow lol this was when I took all their candy ๐ฌ
jackharlow Yeah and they still remember by the way
claybornharlow lies ๐
yourusername Lmaooo they do though. Little princess asked if you were going to join us this year again and I said no because you guys are on tour and she said โgood, that way uncle clay-clay wonโt take our candiesโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
claybornharlow CAN YOU HEAR MY HEART ๏ฟผ๏ฟผBREAKING? ๐
urbanwyatt oh man ๐๐๐
yourusername She said she still loves you ๐ซถ๐ป
jackharlow & who said weโre not going to be there for Halloween? because no way am I missing seeing my kids dress up.
claybornharlow ๐ญ
yourusername Umm you have a concert the next day bubs.
jackharlow Soo? My mind is set. No way this will be the first time I miss Halloween with the kids
yourusername I love you ๐ฅบโค๏ธ
Liked by urbanwyatt, claybornharlow, nemoachida, 2forwoyne, quiiso, and 7,678,356 others
jackharlow Halloween 2022 with baby Harlowโs
View all 1,900 comments
urbanwyatt Most coolest kids ๐
djdrama Mia wasnโt having it huh?
jackharlow She was set on the โmean mugโ ๐ฉ๐
yourusername My babies ๐ฅบ๐ซถ๐ป
neelamthadhani Who picked miaโs costume? ๐ญ
jackharlow She did, supposedly her uncle clay had her watch the movie with him one night and she said if maybe she dressed up as IT, sheโll stop being afraid.
claybornharlow I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!
jackharlow Explain yourself to my wife not me ๐
yourusername Iโm waitingโฆ..
claybornharlow When I was babysitting I thought she was knocked out, didnโt realize she watched the entire time.
druski2funnny How do you not notice that dumb ass ๐คฃ
yourbestiename ๐ ๐
nemoachida Look at little man ๐ฆ ๐
jackharlow A bit sad because after he seen his big sister, he wanted to be something scary too.
yourusername ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Liked by jackharlow, yourbestiename, urbanwyatt, maluma, badbunnypr, and 7,579,356 others
yourusername Meow bitches ๐ค
View all 1,900 comments
badbunnypr Gatita mรกs dura ๐โโฌ โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
maluma ๐ป๐ป
yourbestiename BITCH YOU STEPPING ON THEIR NECKS!!!!!!
yourbestiename I have corrupted you and Iโm here for it. Soo happy you went with this one!!!!
yourusername My hype woman for life ๐ซถ๐ป๐ฅบ
jackharlow Iโm sorry what!!!!!
jackharlow Can you wear this to the bedroom ???? ๐ ๐คค
yourusername Ohhhh most definitely papi ๐
claybornharlow & Iโm out bye โ๐ผ
druski2funnny ๐
Liked by yourusername, brysontiller, cozane, druski2funnny, and 8,677,345 others
jackharlow Throwback to our first Halloween ๐ธ๐ท๐คโค๏ธ & our first apartment together.
View all 1,900 comments
yourusername ๐ฅบโค๏ธ๐ค
druski2funnny & the last time you did couples costumes ๐ญ๐
jackharlow Not because I didnโt want to dress up lol
yourusername After that we were both either on tour or had other work related stuff, so we didnโt bother.
yourbestiename ๐ท ๐ธ still my number one favorite couples costume EVER!!!!!
urbanwyatt We stay winning wdym? How can they be your favorite? ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
yourusername Heโs right lol, yโall take the crown for couple costumes!!!!
TAG LIST
@heavyhitterheaux ๐
@harlowsbby ๐
@arination99 ๐
@cmalass ๐
@jackharloww ๐
@minkookie95 ๐
@deannaard ๐
@jacksmoviestar ๐
@harlowcomehome ๐
@fdl305 ๐
288 notes
ยท
View notes
a summer glowup // klitz x chubby reader
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
ok i've decided to make this a chubby reader AND set in modern tech era bc really not much would change and i prefer to write about that which i understand better yk ๐i think this is part one??? might make a second part maybe not idk ๐ต also i did not proofread this leave me alone ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
"i want him in me so bad you guys you don't get it i want him IN MEEEESSNSNS" your story read. you giggled as you typed it and finally posted it. you loved to just post whatever came to mind, whenever. you loved getting reactions out of those that follow you, sometimes forgetting that people you respect follow you and see the shit you post.
your favorite part about posting these things though, was the reactions you would get from your friends. they always had something to say.
eli would usually say something equally as horny. matt would usually say something about how you should really keep those thoughts to yourself and how disgusting you are. he's just joking though... you hope. but klitz? he would always take any opportunity he could to flirt and tease you. it only took a few minutes before the tripod's responses came rolling in.
โjust let me be inside you y/n just one chance plsssss ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ" eli responded.
โSTOP THIS. ENOUGH. SEEK THERAPY" was matt's response.
klitz's was the only one to actually make you giggle out loud though. "yk you could just tell me instead of posting about me ๐๐"
you began responding to all of them. first to eli. "yk i'm in a committed relationship w my pink dildo eli don't be silly ๐"
next was matt. "unless ur willing to pay, it won't be happening"
and finally klitz. "ur right klitzy bitzy boo babe, i'll start keeping our sex life a secret dw ๐๐"
you turned your phone off with a dreamy sigh, holding your whale plushie close to your chest as you squeezed your eyes shut. you hoped and wished with all your heart that one day all the flirting with klitz wouldn't have to be just that. that one day you may be able to just kiss him and buy him flowers and get freaky or whatever. but unfortunately, this summer, it wouldn't be happening.
this summer vacation was going to be spent out of state with you favorite aunt. she invited you over and insisted on having you stay, saying the much needed girl time was well overdue for the both of you. the tripod was disappointed to hear you wouldn't be able to spend everyday going on dumb adventures with them but made you promise to do group calls when you could.
you agreed, of course. you didn't know what you would do without being able to contact them. you'd already scheduled your first 3 calls, all of you promising to reserve those times for the calls.
a soft noise from your phone brought you back to reality. it was klitz. he always responds the fastest, unless he's asleep of course. if you wanted to get a hold of him while he's sleeping you knew to call.
โgood. i don't want the whole school to know how much raw, hot, crazy sex we have ๐" he responded.
โwe both know you don't care about that part. you just don't want them to know i peg you every thursday and turn you into a whining bitch in heat for me huh"
he read the message instantly and it took a while for him to start typing.
โyou're absolutely right โน๏ธ once they find out ur into that shit they'd all start lining up and i wouldn't have you all to myself ๐" he said.
giggling, you began typing up your next response. "i hardly think that'll be the outcome. nobody wants me ๐๐ธ๐ทโ๐ฅ" and you followed up with another text. "fr tho most of the guys at school couldn't handle me ๐ i'm too big ๐"
he didn't read it for a few seconds and in that downtime you began texting your best friend. "EEEEE KLITZY RESPONDED TO MY STORY AGAIN ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ"
she responded almost instantly, a string of texts coming from her.
โBITCH
HES TOTALLY INTO YOU
THINK ABOUT IT
HE TEXTS YOU ALL THE TIME
ALWAYS RESPONDS TO YOUR SHIT
BLUSHES WHEN YOU TOUCH HIM
PRACTICALLY MOANS, EVEN
THE GUY IS PRACTICALLY YOURS ALREADY ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ"
you rolled your eyes with a smile. this is gonna be a long night.
~
while you were arguing with your bestie about whether or not klitz was into you, the tripod was at eli's home, having an equally as ridiculous conversation.
โshe totally wants me. she wants me balls deep so badly." eli said in relation to your posts, scrolling on his phone.
โELI-" matt started.
klitz cut him off. "she's not into bozo virgins like you, dickwad!"
โoh, right, i forgot shes madly in love with you. and how do you know i'm a virgin?!" eli defended, rolling his eyes.
klitz pointed to a pile of socks laying by the side of eli's bed, the pile looking as though he hadn't even tried hiding it properly. "there are literal CUM SOCKS, ELI, ON THE FLOOR-"
โshits radioactive at this point. generations on those socks, man.." matt muttered.
eli groaned. "those are NOT cum socks!! lemme prove it to you fools!!"
he waltzed over to the side of his bed from the gaming chair he was previously sat in and grabbed one of the socks, instantly dropping it and gagging out of disgust. the sock was literally rock hard and as it fell on the hardwood floor, it CLATTERED. ACTUALLY CLATTERED.
the three boys continued the gag for a moment following.
โthat's actually disgusting-" klitz finally managed.
matt couldn't even breathe properly yet, still reeling from the sound the sock made. eli was beyond embarrassed, pushing the socks further under the bed with his foot, the socks making an awful scraping noise as he did so. he cringed.
โPLEASE DONT TELL Y/N" he shouted, dropping to his knees.
klitz laughed. "oh come on, it's not like she would be surprised to hear you've got a pile of rock solid cum socks."
โcan we PLEASE move on from this subjectโ" matt gagged again. "and do your fuckin' laundry eli!"
~
the next day at school, you walked in with your best friend, chatting and giggling as you walked the halls u til you parted ways to get to your first classes. spotting the tripod from a distance, you walked over.
โhey boys!" you smiled, waving shyly at them as you walked over. the boys looked over and began walking to meet you halfway. seeing you again after the long weekend, they felt nervous again. they never imagined a girl would be a part of their group. especially one as pretty as you.
they always imagined they'd be known as the group of the most pathetic virgin boys, never even feeling the touch of a woman. but then they met you, and you changed everything. they never thought you'd have gravitated to a group like theirs, when your looks could easily get you in with the big dogs.
โhey, y/n" matt waved with a small smile.
โy/n!!!" eli cheered, smiling wide. "how is my fav virgin slut!!"
you quickly shushed him with wide eyes and a smile. "eli!! not so loud!" you turned to klitz, deciding to tease "hey klitzy bitzy! how's my baefy?"
he blushed and stuttered. "i.. i told you not to use that name in front of them-"
โKLITZY BITZY????!" eli wheezed. "NO WAY YOU LET HER CALL YOU THAT-"
matt did his best to hide his laughter, holding a hand out in front of his mouth. the blush on klitz's face only depends and he scratched his cheek awkwardly.
โit's not that serious, dude. it's just a stupid nickname.." he tried to defend himself.
you giggled. "don't tease him all day, boys. that's my job. i'll see you guys at lunch!"
~
it was a month later from that interaction and there was a lot of tears. the last day of the school year, and your last day with the three boys and your best friends before your trip out of state to be with your aunt for the summer. it was mostly eli crying, actually. and your best friend just shed one tear and encouraged you to have a good time and scope out cute boys for her.
klitz looked stiff and awkward. his face was sad but he didnโt know how to communicate that. matt just seemed too embarrassed by eliโs overdramatic sobbing.
โlemme hit just one time before you go y/n!!! just once!!โ he begged, falling to his knees.
klitz rolled his eyes and shoved eli. โiโve already reserved the night for myself, you rabid animal. go fuck your pillow or something.โ
your face burned in embarrassment. โoh, klitzy.. i thought you wanted our sex life to be a secret.โ you bat your eyelashes.
he had to clear his throat and look away from you. โoh, right. i forgot for a second there.โ he pushed his glasses up nervously.
โhey, klitz?โ you asked under your breath, stepping closer.
eli and matt were talking with your best friend and arguing about something dumb so you took the chance to say something to klitz in a somewhat private fashion.
โhm?โ he hummed.
you grabbed his clammy hand, ignoring the way you could feel heat creeping up your neck and to your face. โcan you promise me you wonโt go out with any other girls this summer, alright?โ
he paused for a moment. he didnโt even know what to say. what did you mean by that? was it because you wanted him to still be available when you got back? did that mean you liked him? you? the prettiest girl heโs ever interacted with in his life? no way. this had to be a dream.
โanything for you.โ he stuttered, instantly cringing at his corny ass response.
you smiled at that and nodded your head. โgood. iโll see you in august.โ
โโฆsee you in august.โ he sighed. you had already turned away and started walking home. he started biting the inside of his cheek, feeling embarrassed by how upset he was that he wouldnโt be seeing you over the summer. embarrassed by how much he was gonna miss you.
~
august came quicker than expected. over the summer, you group called the boys at least twice a week. each time it seemed you had so much to tell them, some new, exciting thing you did. the boys felt so left out, wishing they could have half as much fun as you were.
the first time they saw you, their jaws literally dropped. you had changed entirely, and only in a matter of a few weeks. you walked through the doors of the school and started finding your way to them. your hair was bouncing with each step, and the bracelets on your write jingled as you moved. you were wearing low rise pants that flared at your calves, a hot pink top that was cropped maybe a little too much for dress code, chunky sandals that tied the whole ensemble together, and a juicy couture bag slung over your shoulder. you were the definition of a dream in klitzโs eyes.
he watched the way the skin of your stomach rippled with each step, the way your breasts bounced deliciously, the way you were just oozing confidence he had never seen from you before. he felt his heartbeat pick up and he had to force himself to look away.
but then he looked back and he noticed more. the way your skin of your hips bubbled over the edge of your pants, the way you were smiling at the sight of the boys and rolling your eyes at any of the boys who used to tease you suddenly taking an interest in you.
โKLITZYYY!! ELI!! MATTY!!!โ you shouted, picking up the pace and running to the boys.
klitz gulped loudly, swallowing a lump in his throat as he watched the way your body moved with your actions. heโd never seen you this way before. you always wore baggy clothes, hiding yourself. he knew you were a little insecure about showing your body in a world that only appreciated pornstar skinny bodies, but heโd never imagined you looked THIS good.
he just knew heโd be spending the night imagining you again, only this time heโd actually have something to go off of. he instantly felt guilty about that thought and shook his head. fuck. youโre his friend. his friend he flirted with on a regular basis. his friend he was extremely attracted to. god.
eli started running to meet you halfway and caught you in a hug. โY/NNN!!โ he picked you up and twirled you, making you squeal out of excitement.
โeli!! i missed you!!โ you smiled, hugging back tightly. โhow was your summer???โ
he instantly started filling you in on all the things they did over the summer while klitz and matt continued walking over. klitz seemed nervous. he was visibly shaking and looking around. matt seemed happy, but did a good job keeping his cool unlike his two friends.
โklitzy!!โ you smiled once he was close enough, instantly pulling him in to a tight hug. he wrapped his arms around your waist, bending down slightly so you didnโt have to stand on your toes to hug him comfortably. he could smell your perfume and took a deep breath, holding you closer, feeling your body against his-
you kissed his cheek. โi missed you!โ you smiled. โoh, whoops, i left some lipstick on your cheekโโ
โLEAVE IT!โ eli shrieked. โleave it!! iโm getting the sense him having lipstick on his cheek will attract good attention.โ
โyea, well iโm getting the sense heโs gonna look like a bozo idiot ratio all day if he leaves it.โ matt said.
โiโve got a makeup wipe right here, donโt even worry babe.โ you smiled, pulling one out of the little packet and wiping his cheek clean.
his breath was shaky. โbabe?โ
โwhoopsie, just let that one slip there, huh? yknow, sometimes i really just donโt think before i speak. iโve been meaning to work on that!!โ
โdonโt worry about it..โ he trailed off, his head feeling fuzzy. you just called him babe. even if you didnโt mean it..
you smiled up at him. โcan we talk?โ you turned to eli and matt, giving them a look that clearly meant you wanted some privacy.
matt easily took the hint and had to drag an oblivious eli away while he was shouting about not getting the chance to fully catch up with you.
once they were finally gone, you took a shaky breath, adjusting your bracelets. โsoโฆ any girls over the summer?โ you started.
he chuckled. โi promised i wouldnโt, didnโt i?โ
you smiled, chewing your gum at a quicker pace now, as if the speed matched your emotions. his eyes flicked down to your lips, noticing the glittery tinted gloss on your lips and god did your lips always look so kissable? had it just been the distance and the time away that made him feel this way?
he couldnโt care less. he just wanted to kiss you.
โwell, the only reason i asked that if you wa-โ
he couldnโt take it anymore. โcan i, please, kiss you?โ he stuttered, cutting you off.
your eyes widened, and you nodded your head frantically. he reached a hand out, cupping your cheek and pulling you in, tilting his head down to meet you halfway.
when your lips met, you swore you felt thousands of butterflies flap their wings in an instant. you giggled, pulling away.
โwanna hang out after school?โ you asked.
he didnโt even say anything, he just nodded his head quickly. you giggled.
โgood. because iโve got a few ideas on what we could do.โ you winked.
483 notes
ยท
View notes
๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐...๐
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โ
hihihihihi! ๐ค here with another sleepover! i now present to you...evil weekend. during this sleepover, feel free to act on your innermost darkness and awaken your inner villain.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐
๐ป๐ถ๐ซ๐จ๐, ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ - ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆTHIS IS A DARK THEMED SLEEPOVER. you donโt have to send a dark!ask, but dark themes are going to be at the forefront of this sleepover. if that upsets you, donโt participate.
๐๐๐๐๐
โฆ you must be 18+ to participate. minors, this event isn't for you!
โฆ please ONLY send me characters i write for. you can find a list of characters i write for here. asks relating to characters not on this list will be deleted.
โฆ be patient! i'll get to your ask, i promise <3
โง have fun! this is an opportunity to be a full blown unhinged gremlin and i encourage it
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ โ send me concepts of a character x femme fatale!reader or dark!reader
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ โ โ uh oh! you just killed your lover in a fit of rageโฆagain ๐ who is said lover and what did they do that drove you to such rage?
๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐? โ ๏ธ โ welcome to build a villain workshop! if you were a villain what would your origin story be? what are your motives? tell me all about it.
๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ท โ send me a ๐ท & iโll cast you as a dark trope.
๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐? ๐ โ whatโs better than one villain? two villains! send me concepts of what villain/dark!reader and villain/dark character would be like as an evil power couple.
๐๐๐โฆ๐๐ ๐ฅ โ lets talk all things villains! whoโs your favorite villain? what draws you to villains? what are some villain theme songs? send me some songs that give me villain vibes, ask me for recs, etc.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธ โ send me some of your taboo fantasies, thoughts, or unpopular opinions.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ท โ regular ask games! would you rather, cym, fmk, etc.
no pressure tags!
@honeychicana @geniedetails @the-iceni-bitch @cherienymphe @cheriesteve @hashiraromantica @jannqt @world-of-aus @kenniteaa @refairy @cocoamoonmalfoy @ofstarsandvibranium @babyjordy @gxtitobxby @n0agranger @cryonme @s-tarksintern @speechlessxx @bluemusickid @umavvitch @bellamy-barnes @openheart-odinson @misswilsonbarnes @mellifluousart @clandestineloki @fluffyprettykitty @kaitioo @overrwritten3 @yoooespinosa @serendipityrogers @softlysteven @galatially @onsunnyside @littlefreya @princess-of-riviaa @thedevilwearsvibranium @moonlight-prose @superhoeva @sapphireplums @harryspet @pagesoflauren @golden-ariess
98 notes
ยท
View notes