#😒😏

[averagepineapple]

I'm sick and on my period.. All I want is my bfs ....

#😒😏 #come back home already

[static-radio-ao3]

@jegulus-microfic // january 22 // prompt: cry // words: 1184 // cw: explicit sexual content

James Potter is loud. Unbearably so. He’s also talkative, which makes for a particularly frustrating combination. He’s always blabbering on about one thing or the other. His professors or the reading materials or the RA of his dorm, whose name is Frank Longbottom, by the way. This is something Regulus knows because James is —say it with me— loud.

James is either louder than usual today, or Regulus’ fuse is shorter than usual, but it is bordering on unbearable. Regulus is trying his best to focus on the economics of inequality, really, he is. But James Potter’s aggravating voice is cutting through his concentration at an alarming rate.

With a sharp exhale he slams the palms of his hands against the table and shoves his chair backward, causing Evan and Barty to look up. At the sight of Regulus fuming, they simply raise an eyebrow at each other and turn back to their assignments.

Regulus rolls his shoulders and steels himself for what is undoubtedly going to be a frustrating interaction.

He weaves his way through the library, surprised that no one else seems as bothered as he is about the noise, because it is fairly packed. Exam week is coming up and Hogwarts University is known for its rigorous program and harsh grading. This may or may not be the cause for Regulus’ short fuse today — he really needs to pass the econ exam if he wants to take an elective next semester.

Before he knows it, he is standing in front of James Potter’s table. Regulus clears his throat once to get James’ attention, but he seems so captivated by his own story that he doesn’t notice Regulus, standing there with a frown on his face.

It isn’t until James’ friend, Peter? Preston? Patrick? No, Peter sounds right, nudges him under the table that James looks up.

Regulus is met with a blinding smile. “Hi, Reg! What can I do for you?”

“Shut up.”

“Excuse me?” James asks, affronted. “You came and talked to me.”

“No, I mean what you can do for me is shutting up. You’re being loud and I can’t focus.”

The confused expression on James’ face morphs into a smug one almost instantaneously. “So what I’m hearing is that you find me distracting?” He asks with a wag of his eyebrows. Peter snorts out a laugh, but Regulus ignores him.

He rolls his eyes. God, this man is infuriating. “That’s absolutely not what I said. I simply can’t hear myself think over the sound of your voice.”

“Shame,” James tells him. “Although, I must admit I’m rather interested to hear what you’re thinking. Maybe you could tell me on Friday? Over dinner?”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Dinner. Friday,” James repeats. Then he gestures between the two of them. “You and me.”

Regulus feels like a fish out of water, gaping stupidly at James Potter in the middle of the library.

Regulus is about to say something cutting and devastating like In your wildest dreams or Is this a prank or Absolutely the fuck not, but what comes out of his mouth is a hesitant, “Sure.”

James’ beaming smile is back. “Alright. I best get back to studying, then. Apparently I have plans on Friday, so I gotta clear my schedule.”

Regulus makes his way back to his table in a daze. Barty and Evan are waiting, gazes expectant.

“Well?” Evan prompts when Regulus doesn’t say anything. “How’d you get him to shut up?”

“By agreeing to go on a date with him,” Regulus says, still somewhat confused. He isn’t entirely convinced it wasn’t a prank and he also isn’t entirely convinced he’s awake right now. The interaction was so absurd, he's sure he dreamed it.

“What the fuck?” Barty asks. Yeah, that’s what Regulus is also thinking.

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“C’mon, James,” Regulus murmurs, “let me hear you.” He reaches up to tug James’ bottom lip out from between his teeth. With a particularly harsh thrust, he pushes James up the mattress a couple of inches, slamming the headboard against the wall.

James moans —loudly— and Regulus relishes in the sound. He chases it, covering James’ mouth with his own and licking into it as if he could taste the sound, somehow. He pulls back and attaches his lips to James’ neck, sucking a bruise into the flushed skin.

James moans again, and again, and again. The sound bursts out of him in breathy gasps every time Regulus pushes in.

“Love it when you get loud for me,” Regulus tells him.

“Used to—” James starts, but he is interrupted by yet another moan, “used to hate it.”

“That was before I knew better,” Regulus acquiesces, slightly breathless. “Now it’s my favorite thing in the world.”

The sound of the headboard hitting the wall fills the room, interspersed with the sound of James moaning. It doesn’t take long for James’ moans to rise in pitch, signaling that he’s close.

“Reg, Reg, I’m—” James tries to warn, but he cuts himself off with a cry of pleasure.

“I know, James,” Regulus replies. He furrows his brow in concentration, his fist tight around James' cock as he pushes him toward his release. “It’s okay, come for me.”

James spills all over Regulus’ hand and his own stomach with a particularly loud moan and Regulus follows close behind, tumbling into pleasure headfirst until he comes back down to earth.

He pulls out of James gently, discards the condom, and moves to grab a cloth. He wipes down James’ stomach and reaches between his legs to get rid of the excess lube. Regulus is just about to get comfortable again when there is a sharp knock on the door. With a sigh, he tosses James a pair of underwear and tugs on his own.

“What,” Regulus says sharply when he yanks the door open. James pads up to him and places a hand on his shoulder.

“Hi, Frank,” James says somewhat sheepishly.

“Hi, James. Regulus,” Frank says. His eyes get stuck on the blooming hickey Regulus left on James’ neck a few minutes ago. Regulus coughs pointedly, snapping Frank out of his daze. “Got another noise complaint. Would it kill you guys to be quiet?”

Frank definitely looks like he doesn’t want to be here. Regulus agrees. He would much rather be back in bed with James.

“Sorry, we’ll try to keep it down,” James says. The hand that is not resting on Regulus’ shoulder goes to his hair, running through it self-consciously. Even if they hadn’t gotten a noise complaint it would have been obvious what they were doing. The hickeys, the hair, the distinct lack of clothes.

“Anything else?” Regulus asks when no one speaks.

“Uh, no, that’s all. Thank—” but Regulus has already closed the door before Frank can even finish his sentence.

“Regulus,” James says, exasperated, “this is the third time we’ve gotten a noise complaint. They’re gonna kick me out, I swear.”

“Don’t worry,” Regulus tells him. “You can get up to five complaints before they consider eviction.”

With a loud laugh, James tackles him to the bed.

#yeah i have no excuse guys #idk how i got to over 1k #reg going from “james is so loud 😒” to “james is so loud 😏” #bottom james enjoyers come get your food #anyways uhh enjoy #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus microfic #mil's microfics #my writing

[dazeddoodles]

Oh okey Thanks then this is my Hc raeda

Every time Eda buys a new lipstick the best way to debut it is by covering Raine's face with little kiss marks. 🥺💕

Adding to this, Raine giving away a complete lipstick kit in different shades and sheepishly suggesting that Eda debuts them. (At the end Eda makes up Raine with the lipstick)

I don't know this idea has been going through my head for weeks,What do you think ?

Aw so cute! I actually had a similar idea of Eda trying out a new lipstick on Raine.

And Raine GIVING Eda a lipstick set to try out on them is so precious 🤧 I can imagine Eda leaving a kiss mark on Raine's face and letting them go to work like that without telling them. Evil.

#darius would tell them immediately #either in 'okay rizzpers 😏' way #or in a 'clean yourself up' way 😒 #depending how tired he is of them at that point #asks #raeda #raine whispers #eda clawthorne

[themist-underground]

(x)

#bonkai #bonkai gif #from a video i made a month ago? #kai is like “had a bad day?”😏 #bonnie: I hadn't #until I saw you😒😠 #test post

[oldwitchsleep]

sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes life gives you the opportunity to play a two hundred year old snatched waist bisexual cunt of a vampire and become an entirely yassified version of yourself

#sam reid pre iwtv 😒 sam reid post iwtv 😏 #he has TRANSFORMED #he grew that long hair and had his Oh moment #sam reid #interview with the vampire

[highladyofterrasen7]

🛌

#Dorian can wear nothing in my bed #😏😏 #then get arrested #😒😒 #sarah j maas #throne of glass #dorian havilliard #rowan whitethorn #aelin galythinius #aelin ashryver whitethorn galathynius #fenrys moonbeam #yrene towers #lysandra #elide lochan #chaol and his bitches #chaol westfall #aedion ashryver #lorcan salvaterre #manon blackbeak #gavriel

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

adding to the prison thoughts what if when ian was working at the infirmary, mickey faked injuries to go see him (this happens 13 times a week)

( x ) LMAO to the untrained eye, mickey milkovich is the most sickly, accident-prone man in cook county.

actual diagnosis: Bored As Hell Disease

#ian when he sees mickey getting escorted into the infirmary for the 13th time this week: 😒........😏 what seems to be the problem this time #asks #gallavich

[spacedlexi]

Do you like Vi and Clem as best friends as well? Or just as lovers? (Also, I love your art)

im assuming youre asking if im fine with either friendship or romance route, which i am!! at the very base of their relationship they are best friends regardless, its just whether or not they kiss about it (and i just think they do 😏)

either way s4 is about building a home and a family. you get to choose what that looks like :) so while i definitely go to bat for romanced vi, i can understand some people not being interested in that element and choosing to be friends instead. either way theyre partners. and vi still makes clem a gay little button about it 😭💕

(and thank you!!)

#if your partner is not also your best friend WHAT is the point #the way they look at each other the way they act around each other.... so much love in their eyes i have to look away its embarrassing #GET A ROOM!!!!!!! #like idk the body language between them is so strong sometimes it makes me lose my mind they literally dont have to SPEAK #and the romance specifically getting to play off the vinerva aspect 😏 really adds to the Layers of it all mmm so tasty #some of the fandom is so boring about it 😒 clem minnie rivalry with vi caught in the middle mmm delicious all for me thanks #but like most of the arguments i have for romanced vi can also apply to friended vi. it really just comes down to preference #i just want romance for my clem 😭 i didnt think i ever would but vi is it.............. #replies with lexi #incognito #twdg #violentine

[thatsrightice]

Y’all fighter pilots are so nerdy they refer to pulling G’s as getting some Vitamin G I can’t 💀💀💀💀

#@maverick for sure #Maverick: 😏😎😜 #Iceman: 😐🙄😒 #fighter pilots are so nerdy fr #fighter pilots aren’t nearly as smart as you think like #they’re smart but have NO common sense #top gun #iceman #top gun: maverick #top gun maverick #pete mitchell #terminology #just a little thing I wrote

[synindoodles]

Procrastinated a bit too much about drawing this one but I enjoyed it so much! What can I say, I love drawing pretty vikings 😏

[see hq or get copies]

#my art #pen art #the last kingdom #me when I had people suggest I draw saxons/mercians: 😒 me when a single person suggested me to draw Wolland: 😏🥰 #art #fanart #drawing #painting #pen artwork #artwork #pen portrait #portrait #the last kingdom art #the last kingdom Wolland #Wolland #Jaakko Ohtonen

[dylanconrique]

they were literally in middle school!!!!! why'd they have to go and do all of that?!??!??!?!!!!?!???!!!!!!! 😩😩

#*carly catalogs #girl meets world #gmw #lucas friar #maya hart #lucaya #otp: of course i like you #'okay these names you're calling me are really killing my street cred' 😒 'aww and what would you like me to call you?' 🥺 #'i'd like you to call me maddog' 😊 #'you don't seem like a mad dog to me' 🤔 'well what do i seem like to you?' 🤨 'you know that lamb that mary had?' 😏 #inSANE!!!!! INSANE DILOG I TELL YOU!!!!!!! #clearly the writer's in the room got a little carried away cause this scene is so hot for no reason it's pm inappropriate #i tip my hat to whoever wrote this exchange it's so good #anyway i'm going through it with them and might spam them in a minute

[willowser]

my small contribution to nerd!kiri...... he def brings his fancy, expensive mechanical keyboard to the office. built the whole thing himself, has super cool keycaps - the whole shebang. at some point you end up going to his desk (with, like, the weakest excuse as to why you're on the complete opposite side of the office LMAO) and end up making a comment on his keyboard. saying it's pretty, sounds nice, etc. he ends up briefly telling you about mechanical keyboards, shows you ones he's seen online that he thinks are neat. and you're interested in it - because they really are pretty and he's so animated and excited talking about a hobby, it's hard to not be excited along with him 🥺

so later, when y'all are a thing, he builds you a keyboard. it's entirely to your taste, both functionally and aesthetically - he even got matching artisan keycaps for yours and his keyboards, same design just matched to the respective color scheme of your keebs. so even if the work day may suck, and you can't see him until later, you have a little piece of him with you 🥰

omg ajfhskaak gracie !!!!! THIS IS SO CUTE AND SO ACCURATE !!!! him with his decked out keyboard in his little cubicle 🥺🥺 you comment on how cool his keycaps are and he's like !!! blushing !!! proud of himself !!!! he types on it a little bit and you love how it sounds ??? so you ask to try and he lets you sit in his seat and press buttons LOL and then he ABSOLUTELY opens up his internet and goes on a twenty minute explanation on the keys and where he got the parts and he shows you what he wants to do next and the ones he has at home aofhejskalala he's so cute i'm screaming !!!!! THE MATCHING KEYCAPS I'M WKGNGHEIAKSJSJA THIS IS SO CUTE ARE YOU KIDSING

#i'm obsessed with the matching keycaps #like you mention it before yall are a thing #how cute one of his is #and that's the FIRST ONE he buys for your keyboard when he builds one #and even if he brings another keyboard to work with a different style — he keeps that one always #🥺🥺🥺🥺 #you're over there click-clacking away and sero's like 😒😒😒😏 #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: kirishima #✿ theme: nerd kiri

[hegodamask]

“I hope that I can make you as happy as you deserve to be.”

Kyle Soller as GERALD CROFT in AN INSPECTOR CALLS (2015)

#An Inspector Calls #perioddramaedit #KyleSollerEdit #TVEdit #Gerald Croft #Kyle Soller #J. B. Priestley #Edit2 #gif #smoking irl: 🤮❌😡🚭😒 #smoking when a hot fictional man in period costume does it: 🥵🔥😏💓😘 #thirst aside this adaptation was so good #can't believe i hadn't seen it earlier

[rainbenrry23]

Nobody:

Harry: chicagochicagochicago i love chicagochicago chicago is a solid choice chicago is lovely chicago is great chicago loml chicago is my place chicago is amazing chicago is the first city to me chicagochicago c🥰h🥰i🥰c🥰a🥰g🥰o🥰

#Meanwhile Chicago people 😳 #FITF Chicago 🤭 #Larries 🤭 #Some other larries 😭 #Louis 😏 #Me 😒🙄 #harry #hl #love on tour #chicago night 1

[uhyeahithinkso]

Misty my beloved! 🦋🦄🩵

I didn't draw this, it's from a coloring book, I just colored it!

#mlp g5 #coloring #misty brightdawn #misty mlp #my little pony g5 #my little pony #she is cute #that dark spot on her neck is just a shadow #😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃🫠😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺️😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🫢🫣🤫🤔🫡🤐🤨😐😑😶🫥😶‍🌫️😏😒🙄😬😮‍💨🤥🫨😌😔😪🤤😴😷🤒

[shadowkira]

#I want to draw a comic of this for my Tav because it is so me. #Also my wife be like.... 😩😒 #We need someone who will appreciate my brattiness because she's put up with it for too long. haha #Karlach: 😏 Shadowheart: “I can be a bigger brat” Lae'zel: *probably just tie Tav up & leave her like that* Minthara: *is a brat tamer*