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[peepeepascal]

When you gotta film a movie at 8, and a gathering of The Fellowship at 9

#🧙‍♂️ #pedro pascal

[sillyassboy]

i challenge neil cicierega to some sort of battle

#fight #who will win #🧙‍♂️

[hexballgate]

Text posts? In MY blog? It's more likely than you'd think.

(the tiefling is my durge and the elf is my tav)

+bonus

#bg3 #bg3 textpost #zarya tag #⛰️ #🧸 #shadowheart #astarion acunin #minthara baenre #gale dekarios #im done tagging im tired #🕷️ #☀️ #🧙‍♂️ #🕯️ #🍑 #🐹 #❤️‍🔥 #🫀 #🐸

[smovs]

gonna post some zelda comics in a bit with minor 🤏 spoilers for the early game so if you're avoiding totk stuff and don't have the tags muted already... don't look over here for a minute

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[slamminslamminmcgill]

IM IN LOVE WITH NACHO VARGA

I feel like he could and would murder me but I just wanna be topped nd called a good boy you know..

🧙‍♂️ im ur wisard anon the gay wisard

HI WIZARD ANON WELCOME everyone gather round let’s taco bout nacho :3

anatomical terms: cunt/pussy/vagina/front hole, t-dick, dick/strap (both of y’all you are t4t 😌)

nacho is trans. if you do not agree you're wrong + ratio + no bitches + you will not survive the winter + woe be upon ye

hard top. the gorilla grip nacho bell grande pussy is off limits. he MAY let you put it in the back hole once in a blue moon but never the front hole. T hit him w/ the vaginal atrophy hard so he really wouldn’t enjoy anything inside it most of the time. he’s packing some schmeat tho his t-dick is hung!! ik the show takes place in 2001 but society if nacho varga could get metoidioplasty

why do i think it’d be pierced too 😳 absolutely melts if you play with it he’s so sensitive there teehee

bc he’s packing some serious schmeat he can probably actually cum from topping!! as he’s fucking you the strap will rub up against him and get him off too.

he probably has a decent dick collection too. all sorts of fun ones with different textures, ridiculous sizes, vibrators >:33 he loves making you take them and watching how you react to each one.

"you like this one? hm... i dunno... i think you should take the bigger one. " he says as he pulls out a fucking warhammer strap.

"are you insane?! where exactly are you going to put that?!"

"in your cunt, dumbass, where else? you want me to, don't you? don't lie, you're not good at it."

loves the noises you make when he stretches you out :3 he loves pushing your limits like that teehee

does not moan, does not whine except when getting head, GROWLS. deep and low and raspy and OOOOOOOO

not super talkative, but when he does he makes it count. equal parts degradation and praise. i think maybe once in a while he'd call you the f slur/homophobic things for the Drama but never the t slur/transphobic things. i think trans stuff is very sensitive for him so he probably wouldn't want to say that to someone else. he will ABSOLUTELY slut shame you tho 😌

when he's feeling nice: "good boy. that's it. just like that, come on, you can do it."

when he's feeling mean: "you enjoying yourself, slut? yeah, i bet. now, shut up, stop bitching and moaning, and fucking take it."

oh and when i say hard top? i mean HARD TOP. you will be bruised/bitten/beaten slightly. you have been warned.

#anon #ask #🧙‍♂️ #bcs #better call saul #better call saul smut #better call saul imagine #better call saul x reader #better call saul hcs #better call saul headcanons #nacho varga headcanons #nacho varga smut #nacho varga #trans nacho varga #nacho varga x reader #nacho varga hcs #nacho varga imagine

[submissivefeminist]

smoke your lips 🚬 can't handle the ash and all but I'm an addict so I smoke your lips between every frisk and subtle red nip all I want is to smoke your lips

#joint #weed #smoking #me #🧙‍♂️

[pewterwizard]

my baby is in dire need of help, I'm not even close to making the funds pls share and help me out!

Info any multiple ways to donate including my GoFundMe are here https://drum.io/wizard

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[burgerboingg]

once again wanted to post this with something else but i couldnt be bothered

idk been crafting a wittle mystical creatures au with @cowboyalbon becuz i heart their vampire art

anyways brujo nando and vamp mark (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) *ੈ✩‧₊˚ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ (and seb if u squint)

#f1 #fernando alonso #mark webber #webbonso #fa14 #formula 1 #f1 au #my art #vampire #old man yaoi #my favorite failationship #🧙‍♂️ #gonna ponder the orb

[kuromamesblog]

Gandolf big naturals mood board 🥰

#lotr #wizard posting #🧙‍♂️ #lord of the rings #gandolf the slay #aesthetic #JR Tolkien is rolling over in his grave

[panicfable]

so the first one here has some major structural issues, it's beyond overspun and ooough I'm learning some lessons. The second will be nearly perfect if it doesn't twist back up again when it dries, I wanted to make it a single because I had never done that before.

They're both superwash merino in the colorway Polly want a cracker? by cashmereandcoconuts on etsy. the first is 82 yds and the second is 176 yds.

they are my second and third finished yarns on my wheel so, I can see why they have some problems

#yarnblr #handspinning #hand spinning #e wheel #ewheel #eel wheel #handspun yarn #fiber art #art tag #🧙‍♂️

[mayahawkins]

merlin stonathan au love spell gone wrong where jonathan (who is merlin) accidentally casts a love spell on the whole castle, including steve (who is arthur). but he can’t tell steve that’s what happened bc he’s still hiding his magic so he sits and just panics about how steve is going to react when he runs into him. but then, steve is totally fine and jonathan is like ok what? bc everyone else is acting in love with him and it’s becoming a Problem but steve is just like, jonathan what is happening, and acting totally normal. and then so jonathan finally reverses the spell and it turns out the steve had just been in love with him already and so was used to hiding his feelings so when the spell was cast, he felt no different. and then they kiss

#stonathan #st.txt #wip.fic #this is my potential idea for fantasy day of stonathan week #stonathanweek2023 #🧙‍♂️

[stuffifindonlinesometimes]

Magic Merlin Dagger

#wizard #Merlin #magic Merlin #🧙‍♂️ #dagger #knife #letter opener #pewter #wizard shit #dnd

[tuxedokit]

🪻ALTER LIST🪻

hi ! we are the tuxedokit system ! collectively, we go by either carpet or tuxsys ! 🪻

as follows is a list of everyone in here

"Autopilot" aka Auto Responder | Unknown | it/they - 💾

Luna | 22 | it/they - 🌙

Tyx | Adult | it/they - 🚬

Starlight | Ageless | it/one - 🌌

Nova Strider | 19 | it/stim - 🎶

Quinn | 15-18 | she/they - ✉️

Secret | 13-19 | any/all - 🧩

Little One | 8-12 | they/them - 👾

Blankie | 2-6 | they/paw - 🧸

Ame | 10-17 | they - 🎧

Sayakura | Ageless (Young Adult?) | any - 🧚‍♀️

King Mom Dad Guy | 30s? | he/any - 👑

Quinslap The Weird | Ageless (Old) | he/any - 🧙‍♂️

The Creature | ??? | it/that thing - 🐾

Mango | ??? | it/they - 🐈

— Below are fictives —

Agent 6 | 19-21 | it/they/squid - 🔫

Sollux Captor | 13-19 | they/bee/buzz - 🐝

Jade Harley | Age Slider | they/she/any - 🧬

Rolal | 16-19 | they/any -🍸

Kanaya Maryam | 15 | she/blood/💄 - 💄

KARKAT | 6 SWEEPS | HE/THEY/FUCK - ♋️

Scrooge McDuck | Ageless (Old Man) | he/him - 💰

Della Duck | 26-36 | she/any - 🚀

Dewey Duck | 9-17 | he/they - 🎢

Louie Duck | 9-17 | he/they - 🤑

Webby Vanderquack | 12-16 | any - 🦄

Miles “Tails” Prower | Kid | any - 🛠

Cosmo | Ageless (Child) | they/fae - 🌸

Shadow | Ageless (15+) | any - 🔭

Amy Rose | 16-20 | she/heart/sweet - 💞

Rouge | 18 | she/they/gem - 💎

Tickey | Ageless | he/they - 🕰

Mickey Mouse | 20-26 | they/he – 🧀

Felicity Fieldmouse | 30+ | she/her - 📖

Blissey | 6-12 | he/she - 🎀

Kenny McCormick | 10-17 | he/she/they - 🪦

Stan Marsh | 10-17 | he/they - 🐕

Tweek | 8-10 | he/him - 🗯

Kart | 10-17 | any pronouns - 🍗

Razputin Aquato | 10 | he/they - 🧠

Dion Aquato | 17 | she/he/they/any - 🎪

Storm | 24 | she/wind - 🌊

Filbo Fiddlepie | 25 | he/they - 🍓

Dr. Eggabell Batternugget | 32 | they/she - 🥚

Dr. Floofty Fizzlebean | Adult | they/them - 🥼

Rybin Fizzlebean | Adult | it/they - 📒

Wee Mewon - 🍉

Charmallow - 🍫

Kirby | Ageless | any - 💫

Lammy | 22 | it/they - 🎸

Parappa | 16-18 | he/pup - 🎤

Ramona | 23 | she/any - 🛼

Wakko | 11 | any - 😋

Waks | 16-18 | they - 📹

Agape | 1000+/11 | it/they/any? - 💜

Angel | Adult | he/him - 😈

Mox | Adult | he/they - ⚰️

Mil | Adult | she/axe - 🪓

Yuri | 18 | she/they - 🔪

Mystery | 18 | she/they/bun - 💻

Shore/Riku | 16 | he/she - ⚔️

Harold Hutchins | 9 | he/🖍 - 🖍

Flutters | 27 | she/they - 🦋

Jax | 22 | he/they/it - 🔑

The Doctor | 1000+ | any - 🫂

Elsa | 24 | she/chill - ❄️

Wordgirl/Becky | 10.5 | she/they/word/🌟/📖 - 🌟

Mugsy | Child | she/her - ☕️

Wamma | 30s | she/her - 🎊

Summer | 17 | she/her - ☀️

Pico | 20 | he/they/gun - 💀

Link | 17+ | any - 🏹

#carpet conversation #system shenanigans #🦋 #🚬 #🌌 #🎶 #✉️ #🧩 #💜💜 #🧸 #🧚‍♀️ #👑 #🧙‍♂️ #🐈 #🐝 #🧬 #🍸 #💰 #🚀 #🎢 #🤑 #🦄 #🛠 #🌸 #🧀 #🪦 #🧠 #🐾 #🎸 #🔭

[girlwithfish]

omgg im at the fourth week mark of knowing him lol

#🧙‍♂️ #its scary. i never make it past 4 weeks without getting bored or finding smth wrong w them LOL

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[tesserariuss]

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