#( Opens; )

[qceencard]

Paws at aggressively

#Torgal; #Opens;

[hcmrabar]

"Are you crazy!? Don't just go following me around like that!"

#Younger!Yata; #Opens;

[overprotectivelions]

The canine would let out a small confused noise, his head tilting to the side shortly after. "...?"

#Kosmo; #Opens; #Have a puppy-

[bubblebarrier]

“Honestly, you could at least try not to get yourself killed. There’s only so much patching up I can do here.”

#Opens; #YEETS BECAUSE EH

[softwaring]

this reply kills me 😭 article link

#anti ai #ai #open ai #chatgpt #chat gpt #openai #happy die :)

[i-will-write]

#writers #writing #ao3 #writer #writers woes #fanfiction #writers meme #fanfic #writer memes #daydreaming #daydreaming in front of my open laptop

[hellowsallow]

my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

#avatar #avatar the last airbender #azula #princess azula #fire bending #atla #art #drawing #digital art #commissions open #painting

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍

[absterstuff]

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

#I opened reddit while on a discord call and the scream I just scrumpt was. Loud #what soft retirement does to a mf community #jerma #thing

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect boobs…

#beauty #mavrin #perfect wife #amazing body #sexy pose #perfection #sexy breast #so yummy #soumission #open shirt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls

[mashmouths]

behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

#opened a fresh youtube tab not logged in and folks. what goes on <3 #a post

[unchartedthelostlegacy]

i love graffiti. "comics and jazz are the only american art forms" you forgot graffiti. did you remember graffiti? That art form birthed in Philly and NYC in the early 70s by poor Black kids. that art form that spread all over the world and influenced so many. that's used without irony in commercials when they're trying to appeal to a "young urban" customer.

did you forget graffiti? that racism broken windows theory victim? that reach the establishment takes claiming that it's exclusively violent gang members throwing up those full-color pieces and wildstyle tags in the middle of the night outsmarting fifty security cameras because the billboard was ugly anyway. as if, even if it was, it wouldn't be impressive as all hell. risking brutality and fall damage so your art can occupy the space a gentrified condo named something like "Coluumna" took away from you. proving that despite only assholes affording to live here anymore there's still a soul beneath it. an animal with dripping stripes and teeth that go clack-clack tsssss

#graffiti #it's like how they claim touching a paper that had drugs on it can kill a police officer #manufactured fear of art itself because of who made it #you won't invest in addiction recovery or keeping libraries open or extracurricular programs but you'll sure as hell give cops overtime #so they can beat a kid writing on a shutter #writers have such big dick energy

[spidergvven]

queerness under apartheid

#free palestine #queering the map #i think of this everytime someone opens their stupid mouth to say 'but palestinians are homophobic' as if that justifies ethnic cleansing #it makes me so angry and so heartbroken

[linipikk]

Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

#good omens #ineffable husbands #lini writes #sitting here waiting for another version of this since I like things in threes #it is past midnight and i seeing things #third eye wide open

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

making ur pfp a pictue of ur favorite guy is great. the modern equivalent of some guy in the 50s pulling out his wallet and there being a picture of his wife inside and him sighing fondly at it

#enochtalk #i get to go oh! its him! every time i open up my tumblr. its GREAT