#( he's only attracted to his wife )

[sirtotallynotatimetraveler]

Quick, mostly everyone's asleep! Here's my sexuality headcanons that no one asked for

Any other characters I don't really have any set ideas haha.

#pizza tower #my art #pizza tower fanart #peppino spaghetti #the noise #noisette #pepperman #pizzahead #the vigilante #mr stick #gustavo #pizza tower gustavo #am i the only one who thinks gustavo would be the guy to have a son and tough strong girl boss wife #and also be a stong ally for his lgbtq+ friends? #just me? #ok #noise is the type of guy to say that men are hot but not be attracted to them in any sort of way #bros got NO toxic masculinity #hes toxic but not that way

[danmeichael]

If SY were to interact with other MXTX characters how many and who do you think he'd be able to wifebeam

the only characters he absolutely would NOT be able to wifebeam are hua cheng, xie lian, and lan wangji. i believe without a doubt he would wifebeam wei wuxian though. he is so vulnerable to beautiful scholarly autistic men.

the majority of side characters are absolutely done for though. wen ning? gone. obliterated. pei ming? fucked. absolutely fucked. sy bottles bisexual awakenings and forcefeeds them to unsuspecting victims. jiang yanli is a married woman but i think she and jin zixuan could blow his back out together. aromantics are immune from the romantic implications of the wifebeam but will still be obsessed with him in some way. only lesbians are safe.

#nhs is a toss up bc he's kind of on his vengeance grind #i don't like pairing jc off with people tbh but i cannot deny he's a prime target. #emotionally constipated traumatized sadboy who really needs validation and emotional security? and he has mommy issues? high risk individua #but maybe he's strong enough to resist from his pure unfuckable swag. #''but wwx was only attracted to lwj he wasn't attracted to lxc!!'' lxc didn't have the wife beam. next question. #ask danny #mxtx #shen yuan #actually i could be swayed on lwj now that i think about it. SY would have to be annoying though #wwx's annoyingness is a key factor of why lwj fell in love with him and i'd need to be convinced sy could muster being that obnoxious.

[genericpuff]

fp spoilers ahead and a content warning for violence:

hades normally:

hades when he's possessed by his dead dad and threatening to rip his wife's head off:

i rest my case, make murder hobo hades president, rip her head off you beautiful sick fuck-

#sorry i'm being edgy on main but MAN does hades look so much better here #seriously why is hades only drawn this attractive when he's threatening to rip his wife's head off #this is sad #i for one welcome our new evil overlord #at least he knows he's fucked in the head and doesn't pretend like he's nice #murder hobo hades for president 2023 #i'm just so desperate to see persephone lose at this point she's such a boring karen #lore olympus spoilers #lo spoilers #fast pass spoilers #trigger warning violence #tw violence #tw strangling #lore olympus critical #lo critical #antiloreolympus #anti lore olympus

[nopefer-art-tu]

listening to ppl react to brokeback mountain is such a great way to identify who is good at paying attention to subtext and who is not lol

so many podcasters have cited the scene where theyre on their last campring trip together and jack tells ennis he has a girl hes been seeing on the side as proof of jack's bisexuality or whatever and like. look. you can argue whatever sexuality you want for him, but if ur gonna do that, CITE A DIFFERENT SCENE!

the whole reason the scene w david harbour and anna farris was written into the script at all was so that later in the story, when jack's dad tells ennis that he had another guy who was going to come up there and live w him on his parent's ranch, we realize that the "rancher's wife" jack said he'd been sneaking around with back in texas was actually the same ranch neighbor jack's dad was talking about, meaning jack was lying to ennis

and thats also why ennis kind of freezes for a beat when jack's dad says that, bc he's making the same connections the audience already did. or at least was supposed to lol

#its not that hard to understand people #i bet theyd have an even harder time picking that up if they just read the short story and had not seen the movie lol #cause that whole scene w david harbour and jacke gyllenhaal was not in the short story at all #we dont see any of jacks life in the short story so the only references we get to that mysterious rancher is when jack says hes been #hooking up with his ranch neighbors wife and then later when the dad says that whole thing about the ranch neighbor of his #like that scene was written into the script to make things MORE CLEAR #and ppl still dont get it #its just funny to me idk #anyways i love listening to movie podcasts talk abt this movie cause i love seeing ppls different reactions and interpretations of the film #but if ur gonna argue that jack is attracted to both men and women then please use a different argument ppl. thats the wrong scene to cite #brokeback mountain #still brokeback posting

[the-alexel-lucas]

lestilaut maybe?

It's the arrogance for me, how does he spend most of his time badmouthing Rozemyne who is quickly becoming one of the most prominent nobles in the country and then expect her to be fine with him when he suddenly catches feelings for her? And he doesn't say anything about it! To her! The person involved! Or even his sister, you know, her best friend who might really want her in the duchy? Then he goes and works behind everyone's backs, lies to them, and doesn't even have the decency to make sure the contract he's coercing consent is even legal. And when he uses a treasure of his duchy to try and win he gets upset when she breaks it, it's a tool, if it breaks in use that's on you. And he sincerely thought the royal family would give a third of a fuck about his duchy's traditions when it came to their best chance at getting the country's user manual.

#ascendance of a bookworm #honzuki no gekokujou #and on top of that his duchy has a tradition of having a first wife from another duchy #why would he think talking shit about any archduke candidate girl of any prominence would be a good idea? #i like him slightly more than Sigiswald only because he's actually slightly attractive #but that's all he's got going for him

[suburbanlegnd]

why are men always so loud and annoying smh

#just told some guy to fuck off when he asked me why i never dress like a woman #maybe its because I'm not a woman? #hope this helps 💞 #listening to my neighbor arguing with his wife doesn't help either #i feel sorry for people only attracted to men #thats a curse fr #hope you find a cure someday. praying for you guys🙏 #I'm just... angry. don't mind me lol. #rambles

[spring-lxcked]

thinking abt how often william gets away with being an asshole because he plays it off as being mischievous instead

#—— ✧ ooc » #.tbd. #see this is why i feel like his fc is SO good #william's got this v mischievous smile & way of playing things off #i'd argue that he can endear himself to plenty of people with it ( although he has like 50 others methods for that too ) #like oh he has a sense of humor! he's smart but also just a funny guy! he's definitely not evil! #guy whose natural smile is a smirk 90% of the time but he's so capable of charming his way out of looking shitty #that it works out for him. it's charming or funny or attractive depending on the person #the only ppl who ever get to /truly/ see beyond this would be like. anybody who has known him since college #( when he sometimes just blatantly came across as a dick / couldn't hide his temper ) #and obv /later/ his wife and kids #for some reason my william is always way more genuine ( derogative ) with henry too even when not shipping #which is SO funny. very 'he's my best friend we argued for 2 hrs straight yesterday & we've hung out for 14 hrs straight since then' #prob because we often do the 'knew each other since college' thing so will doesn't see a point in like #completely bullshitting if henry can obv see through it #but still it's SO funny what is wrong with him. he has to have one person he can argue with over trivial things or he'll die #nobody ever witnesses william angry except the employees heard him threaten henry's life #because he suggested no longer producing and selling the spring bo.nnie plushies

[starlit-mansion]

part of the reason why that cringe ass contemporary romance book i read half of annoyed me so much is one of the leads is a demisexual divorced dad and like. my lodestone oc is a demisexual divorced dad. you come to MY stomping grounds and have a guy's ex wife tell him to his face he's demisexual and he just accepts it? why are they even divorced then. where's the resentment? where's the annoyance with someone who has failed to read you in the past trying to read you and failing (but actually succeeding which is more annoying)? where's the dismissal of the idea that's not how everyone is? come the fuck on

#i am much stronger in that i am able to make my oc... kind of a mid dad who has has actual flaws besides OOOH HE'S TOOOO NICE #also literally the only reason he finds out (in modern au) about demisexuality is the queer kids who like to annoy him keep trying to #get his take on niche microlabels and that's literally the only one he's like 'that's not a thing. that's normal behavior' about #in proper fantasy setting. he never really puts words to it and chalks it up to mostly living among people who aren't his species #like yeah he's only attracted to his partner because they're the only human he's ever been into #and the dating pool in his own species is small so it makes sense that he's only clicked with his two exes #but i know. i know he's demisexual as hell and also. stubborn and unwilling to update his self image #but going back to the book... as a divorce enjoyer. it was infuriating to have this guy have 0% beef with his ex wife #like i wasn't mad they were functional coparents and still friends but they just. did not read like they were divorced whatsoever #no chemistry AND no enmity. honk shoo snoozefest

[pureiceblue]

Please you can’t make Ume straight you can’t do this to me /?????

I'm sorry anon. She'd only have sex with a woman if it was for emotional cult related manipulation.

She does that to men too, but she actually finds them attractive.

#Ume is a terrible person (unrelated to her straightness) #I know all her past relationships and one of them specifically ended in her cremating a man to death #Because he squealed info to the wrong person #She guilted him before the flames went on #Ume missed him for a second but only really got sad when she realized she didn't ask him for his recipes #That man could cook a mermaid #I have all this because I of course plan to do more with Ume again at some point #She's if poison was a person #And because of that I absolutely understand why you'd find her attractive anon #Daniella from Haunting Ground is my wife #ask ice

[movielosophy]

Time to Fall in Love (2022) ~ midnight snack

#time to fall in love #cdrama #luo zheng #character: gu xi cheng #didn't i just watch his marriage contract drama few weeks ago? #gotta try something new boy #perhaps some action story? #lin xin yi #character: su yan xi #character: he jin xi #girl was cute in the sleepless princess #drama sets standard that an attractive guy is the one who can cook #even though he only cooks noddle #but in reality this kind of species is rare and endangered #most asian men still prefer wife who can serve him like a maid

[713-4th-ward-g]

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#what sucks is the moment someone is super nice to me 😭 i start to liking them a lot #why am i like this 😭 #i get shown any kind of decency or any genuine kindness I start to really like like them #then end up ruining the whole mood by telling them I like them 😂 #i suppose finding some more attractive cause they're super nice to me stems from my childhood trauma LMAO #gotta love being a neglected kid 😭😂 it doesnt help when they're extremely pretty too 😭😭 #lmao #what's wrong with me have some sense 😂 I know that just cause a person is nice to me doesnt mean they like like me or they even like me 😭 #but i still can't help but start liking them 😂 its also probably cause i finally feel like someone cares about me 😭 then it goes back to #childhood trauma 😂 dude i cant lie being neglected while still having both parents is some thing else #cause its like I had both but they were always at work and when they got home would be so mean to each other mainly my dad to my mother; #the only did they'd ask if i was hungry but by the time grandma came to live with us that stopped and so they would not really talk to me #like i was talking to my cousin Richard on the night of the party; he asked why i dont talk to my dads side of the family #and he's super drunk and starts belittle and make light of the situation before i even start the main reason. so i told him to stop talking #over me and let me finish and stop belittling and making light of the reasons why i stopped talking to them entirely #then he got butt hurt and ended up waking his wife who was sleeping in the living room to go home. #i swear i have issues that i have yet to address lol and going to therapy doesnt work cause it makes me super uncomfortable so i stop going #after the first visits #😮‍💨 i can be so overwhelming why am i like this just cause they're nice to me doesnt mean they actually like me or even like like me 😭 #i need to be better at accepting people's kindness without falling attached or like liking them a lot LMAO. #personal

[neobisexual]

worst part of rural living is probably the widespread poverty and lack of resources to help the people i work & live with second worst part is the COMPLETE lack of options for hook ups

#the only town for an hour around and everyone here knows everyone and there’s maybe 6 people in my age range #and 4 of them are heterosexual women 😔 #and the other two are not attractive #if i didnt get to see my bf once a week id be going fucking insane you’d never hear the end of it. chewing through steel bars and screaming #but he soothes me #i got grindr once out of curiousity and the only person nearby enough who was sorta cute was cheating on his wife :(

[moss-sprouted]

its already gross enough to see comments of people asking why a conventionally attractive person would ever want to be with a disabled person and these people will say something like "well whats wrong with me then" and then people reply to those and say "well maybe its your personality" and obviously they are trying to diss on the asshole, but it starts to imply that someone cant be attracted to a disabled person and its only because of their personality

and sure i think personality and what a person is like matters more than what they look like, but i dont understand why being attracted to a disabled person is suddenly completely out the window to these people

and this is something i see as well when it comes to fat people, and i am fat so i can relate on that end but obviously it is different and the comments are different, but this idea that conventionally attractive abled bodied skinny people should only be attracted to and be with other conventionally attractive able bodied skinny people is so fucking weird, and honestly those extra add ons to conventionally attractive dont even matter cause thats what a lot of people mean when they say things like that and its so weird and so awful

#like theres one couple i see on instagram where the guy is quite small because of his disability and is wheelchair bound and is very #dependent on people but he has a conventionally attractive able bodied wife and #SO many of the comments on every post they have is people insisting shes a gold digger or something stupid like that or that their #whole relationship is fake and its baffling to me that people cant wrap their heads around how attraction and relationships dont follow #this weird narrative that its only possible to be attracted to skinny pretty able bodied people or whatever #like your ideas of attraction are not the same as everyone elses by a long shot

[gamblersdoll]

so sukuna usually goes for a woman who holds her own in a fight. its believed that he was more attracted and would even become a flirt even mid fight…. tw for sexual themes.

so imagine how confused you would be when you are with yuuji in your dorm and having a nice time and sukuna just stares at you through his cheek, somewhat a glare but smile. in confuses you, almost making you tilt your head.

“im going to put a brat in you.” he says, then suddenly leaving the scene, causing you to fret and be on guard anytime and anywhere. and leaving such a frantic and apologetic yuuji.

whats even worse is if your group were to exercise a curse spirit somewhere and its on you and yuuji, sukuna would definitely take the time to potentially force a switch or convince the poor baby to switch. and sukuna is doing his best to try and wound you– youre fast, and you already landed three good blows on him.

but things do come to an end, you being cornered and having to hear sukuna say the most disgusting things.

“you wouldnt be a bad wife, could make you have at most two brats.” or holding you while you squirm, groping at a fat breast and squeezing, hoping you dont moan. and he goes “these things dont hold you back? i just wanna bite into them… would taste so good.”

it also occurs when you sleep too. the intoxicating feeling of his fingers are still on your skin, he had to be an incubus. but you were suddenly dreaming about him eating your precious fat pussy too, suckling on your clit and have two hands hold your hips down, two hands hold your legs up while he eats you so sloppy. he can always be a messy eater, and he mumbles .. praise?

“havent had good pussy in years.”

“fuck, that brat hadnt eaten you at all ?”

“i demand your cum, i want you to cum.”

and when you wake up your folds are soaked with spit drooling down your ass cheeks. and with your shirt scrambled up and a bra pushed up.. was he in here? was it a dream? you didnt know. why was he so suddenly interested?

its only the next time you saw him, the cut you had given him had scarred up and he smirks at the sight of it. this only caused him to think of little exchanges for you to show yourself raw to him.

“if you land another three blows, ill have you sit on my face.” he said, eyes lidded and his signature grin plastered.

you ended up with a swollen clit, from its poor abuse and with bruised thighs, because he just had to make you sit still while he ate you out.

#jjk x reader #jjk spoilers #jjk #jjk smut #jjk x you #jjk leaks #sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #sukuna x reader #jjk sukuna #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu itadori #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer