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jungshookz · 3 years

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hwayoung’s two now and y/n’s allowed to be emotional about it, okay?

➺ genre; ceo!yoongiverse!! a little bit of yoongi and y/n being mushy for each other!! fluff!! cutest drabble for the cutest girl!! jungkook and jimin bickering like an old married couple as per usual!!

➺ wordcount; 3.2k

➺ p.s. this drabble is approximately five months overdue and it’s basically been collecting dust in my drafts so i figured i’d finally release it into the wild since it’s mother’s day today and i thought it’d be nice to read something sweet on this special day!!!! happy mother’s day!!! give ur mom a big ol hug and a kiss on the cheek :-) and if u don’t celebrate mother’s day that’s okay you can still read this for a small boost of serotonin wahoo :D

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“i’d just like to inform you that if it wasn’t for the fact that today is hwayoung’s birthday, the idea of having cake as part of breakfast would definitely be off the table.” yoongi pauses before turning his head to look at you pointedly, “in fact, it wouldn’t even had made it to the table in the first place.”

“trust me, you’ve made that clear multiple times-” you roll your eyes playfully before offering yoongi a half-hearted shrug, “it’s not a big deal! we’ll just give her a tiny little chunk that’ll fit in her tiny little hand and then we’ll save the rest for later!”

“yeah, right-” yoongi snorts, making his way over to you to hand you a balloon, “you’re probably going to sneak an entire slice of cake into her mouth while i’m not watching-” he teases, digging his fingers into your sides playfully before wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you back against his chest, “you think you’re so sneaky-”

“hey-!” you giggle, squirming in his grip when you feel him starting to nip at the side of your neck, “this is not a very productive use of our time, boss-”

“hey, you two! are you just going to stand there making out all day or are you actually going to help me with the decorations?”

both you and yoongi peer over the edge to see jimin standing by the bottom of the spiral staircase looking very unimpressed and you flash him a sheepish smile

“we’re not making out-”

“yeah, well you might as well be-”

“we’re helping! we’re almost done tying balloons to the banisters-” you argue, holding the balloon in your hand up before flopping it around enthusiastically, “we-” you jolt when you accidentally let go of it, watching with wide eyes as it rockets around the ceiling before poot-poot-pooting pathetically and landing on the ground by jimin’s feet

whoops

“…yes, that’s very helpful, thank you.” jimin mutters to himself, shaking his head as he bends down to pick up the sad, spitty balloon up off the ground with a grimace, “when you’re done, come down and help me because this balloon arch isn’t going to make itself! chop-chop, people-” he claps his hands together as he wanders back to the living room to the half-constructed balloon arch

“you know, you’d think that hwayoung was his daughter-” yoongi murmurs lowly, twisting his neck to give your cheek a quick kiss before pulling away

“mm, tell me about i-”

“she’s mine when the two of you drop dead!”

you jump in surprise at the sound of jimin’s voice snapping at you from below and you and yoongi exchange glances before bursting into quiet giggles

“i feel like i should be more concerned that jimin seems to be very eagerly waiting for our deaths.” you joke, reaching for the bag of balloons and pulling out a handful of them

as much as you love your daughter you weren’t planning on having a super big birthday party for her just because..,., well, she’s probably not going to remember most of it considering she’s two and also it’s just the five of you celebrating at home, so you thought that a cake and a bunch of presents would be good enough of a celebration

of course, when you told jimin about these plans he looked like he was ready to bury you alive which is why he insisted that he’d take care of the food and the drinks and basically the entirety of hwayoung’s birthday party and told you that all you and yoongi had to do was sit back, relax, blow up a couple of balloons and also choose a cute birthday outfit for hwayoung

(jimin actually ended up taking over that part as well. he bought her a new birthday dress and a brand new pair of shoes to go with it.)

“everyone can relax! the star of the show has now arrived!”

the sound of the front door slamming shut suddenly shatters the silence and you smile lightly when you see jungkook sauntering in as if he owns the place

“good morning, kook.” you hum, jungkook looking up at you before offering you a lopsided grin, “actually, the star of the show is still fast asleep in her room.”

“oh, right-” jungkook snorts, dismissing you with a flick of his wrist, “i mean, yeah, of course this is hwayoung’s special day- but check it out! i picked up her birthday cake and brought it back here and i didn’t accidentally ruin it somehow!” he raises the big blue box in his hand with a beam, “i’m incredible!”

“that thing looks huge, jungkook!” you frown lightly, “i told you not to go crazy-”

“please tell me you didn’t max out my credit card buying a giant cake for hwayoung.” yoongi chimes in, leaning over and folding his arms atop the banister, “i hope you realise it’s just going to be the three of you having to eat it all-”

“it’s hwayoung’s birthday, i had to splurge! you know that ‘everything is cake’ trend? i ordered a custom cake and asked them to make it look like a giant cookie! but i also ordered a dozen chocolate chip cookies just in case she’s not into the cake.” jungkook smiles proudly before pausing, “…of course, knowing hwayoung, she’s going to love the cookies and the cake, so i’m not too worried. i’m going to see if i can shove these into the fridge-”

“what’s wrong?” yoongi nudges your side to get you to look at him, “you look like you’re thinking, which is never really a good thing-”

“hwayoung’s two now.” you blink twice before turning to look at yoongi, “she’s two.”

“yes. you’re very good at keeping track of our daughter’s age.” yoongi coos, reaching up to pinch your cheek playfully, “good job, baby.”

“two years old!” you gasp, turning around to lean back against the railing before shaking your head, “my god, she’s aged.”

“oh my god, you’re right. the ripe old age of two.” yoongi teases before gasping dramatically and reaching over to grip onto your forearm, “soon, we’ll be thinking about what elementary school to send her off to... and then the next thing you know, we’ll be helping her look for her own apartment when she’s off at university... and then you’ll be going wedding dress shopping with h-”

“stOP stop stop stop-” you wave your hands before covering them over your ears, yoongi laughing lightly when you frown at him, “i don’t want her to turn two! because that means she’s going to turn three… and then she’s going to turn four… and then five, six, seven, eight-” you pause and your eyes suddenly widen in horror, “she’s going to be a sixteen year old one day- what if she turns into a bratty sixteen year old?? because i was a really bratty sixteen year old and i don’t want her to turn out like me! do you know how hard it’s going to be if she turns into me? i used to sneak home at four in the morning-”

“let’s keep in mind that hwayoung is also my daughter and i was not a bratty sixteen year old,” yoongi interrupts calmly before giving your arm a reassuring squeeze, “she’s gonna be fine! and you turned out great, so give yourself a little bit of credit-”

“i just want her to stay two forever.” you pout, crossing your arms stubbornly as you look down the hallway towards her room, “is that too much to ask for??”

“when the terrible twos hit, i guarantee you’re probably going to feel a little different.” yoongi teases, pushing himself up off the banister before gesturing for you to go and join jimin and jungkook downstairs, “why don’t you help jimin out with the balloon arch while i go and wake our little miss two year old up?”

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yoongi presses his lips together tightly as he twists the doorknob, being careful not to make too loud of a sound to accidentally shock hwayoung awake

the last thing he wants is for to burst into tears at the start of her special day

he peers into the bedroom, smiling fondly when he sees a little lump under the covers shuffling a little

a chubby sock-clad foot pokes out for a second before it disappears again

“이게 누굴까요? [hm… who’s that]?” yoongi asks quietly, the lump suddenly freezing in place, “드디어 일어나셨네요… [i think someone’s finally awake…]”

he tilts his head when a messy head of hair pops out from under the covers, the corners of hwayoung’s mouth immediately lifting in a bright smile when she spots him, “우리 공주 좋은 아침입니다! [oh! good morning, miss min!]”

he lets himself into the room and reaches over to click the white noise machine off before starting to quietly pad his way over to her, his heart melting in his chest when her mouth opens up in a quiet little yawn

“잘 주무떠뜹니까… [gub moming…]” hwayoung murmurs, eyelids fluttering slightly as yoongi reaches down to push some of her hair out of her face

“잘 잤어? [hi, baby… did you sleep well?]” yoongi asks, leaning down to scoop her up, “우리 화영이 생일 축하해… 밑에서 다 기다리고 있어... [happy birthday, my darling… we’re all waiting for you downstairs...]” he whispers, rubbing circles into her warm back when she immediately clings to him, “머리에 물 좀 묻히고 내려갈까? 머리가 아주 산발이네. [why don’t we freshen up a little, hm? the birthday girl can’t take pictures with a bird’s nest on her head.]”

“딴바. [birb’s ness.]”

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“i hope she likes the present i got for her.” jungkook mutters, his foot tapping anxiously against the ground as he looks up towards the top of the stairs in anticipation of hwayoung’s arrival, “i mean, if she doesn’t like it, there’s a receipt in the box so i can return it and get something else for her… but i really hope she likes it.”

“jungkook, she’s two. i gave her a wooden spoon to play with the other day and she was ecstatic.” you snort, peeling an eye open to look at him from where you’re lying on the couch before shutting it again, “i’m sure she’ll love whatever you got for her.”

“what’s the matter with you?” jimin hums, glancing at you for a second before focusing his attention back on sticking the bright pink ‘2’ candle onto the cake, “you look a little out of it today.”

“gee, thanks.” you snort, blindly grabbing one of the throw pillows before hugging it to your chest, “no, i’m fine, i just- i was feeling a little mopey this morning about hwa turning two and now i’m just thinking about how time has just flown by…”

“mm. it seems like it was only yesterday that i was holding your hair back while you violently puked your guts out into the toilet bowl.” jimin jokes, holding a hand to his chest before spinning around to face you and jungkook, “ah… fond memories that i’ll look back on for the rest of my life.”

“you know, i should’ve told yoongi i was pregnant in another way.” you suddenly change the subject, propping yourself up onto your elbows with a frown, “all i did was give him a tiny cookie. how lame is that?!”

“to be fair, you didn’t know how he was going to react, so maybe it was a good thing you went for something so simple!” jimin shrugs, making his way over to you before sticking his hand out for you to take, “c’mon, miss mopey. hwayoung probably doesn’t want to see you throwing yourself a pity party on her special day when she comes down here.”

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“-화영이가 엄마한테가서 이쁜짓 해주는 거 어떨까? [-now, mama is feeling very emotional today, so i think it’d be a really good idea to act extra cute, okay?]” yoongi whispers to hwayoung, planting a quick kiss on her cheek while slowly making his way down the stairs, “of course, that probably isn’t going to be a problem for you, seeing that you’re adorable 24/7-”

“i adowbo.” hwayoung murmurs, leaning down and squishing her cheek against yoongi’s shoulder, “졸려. [i seepy.]”

“졸리다고? [sleepy?]” yoongi pauses on the steps, reaching up to adjust one of her pigtails with a smile, “이거 큰일났네, 졸리면 어떡해! [you can’t be sleepy for your morning conference. look alive!]”

“is that the sleepy little birthday girl?”

yoongi looks down to see you waiting eagerly at the bottom of the stairs, your hands clasped together and your eyes glued on hwayoung, “good morning!”

“mama!” hwayoung immediately twists around in yoongi’s arms at the sound of your voice, reaching out for you with a teethy grin as soon as yoongi gets close enough to you

“oh, happy birthday, my sweet little baby!“ you coo as you take her into your arms, squishing multiple kisses to her chubby cheek as you hold her close, “happy happy birthday, my beautiful girl…”

“ahppa bouday!” hwayoung giggles, little hands patting against your face

she leans in and smushes her nose against yours before giving you a drooly kiss on the cheek and you can’t help but laugh at how affectionate she’s being with you

see??

you want to keep her like this forever and it sucks to think about the fact that one day you’re going to set her down on the ground after carrying her and you’ll never pick her up again because she won’t need you to pick her up again

:-(

“oh…” you sniffle, suddenly feeling your nose prickle and your eyes starting to get a little tingly, “i love you so much…”

you don’t get much of a chance to say anything else before hwayoung’s suddenly being plucked from your arms, both jimin and jungkook immediately starting to fawn over her as per usual

“우리 화영이, 공주님이 따로 없네! [look at how beautiful you are in your dress!]” jimin exclaims animatedly, hwayoung clapping her hands together in response

her dress is sage green and gingham and it even came with matching ribbons for her hair and you have to admit that jimin made a pretty good choice with this birthday outfit

you probably would’ve stuck her in a pair of overalls or something

“see, what’d i say?” jimin smiles proudly, smoothing down the back of hwayoung’s dress before looking over at jungkook, “i told you the sage green was cuter- 아니 빨간 걸 왜 입혀 뭐 애를 도마로 만들 생각이니- [the red one that you wanted to go with would’ve made her look like a picnic blanket-]”

“아니 도마라니! [red gingham is classy!]” jungkook argues, trailing behind jimin while making faces at hwayoung to get her to laugh, “입혀보지도 않고- [you didn’t even give it a chance-]”

“난 그딴 거 염두에 두지 않는다 정국아- [i don’t need to give tacky garbage a chance, jungkook-]”

“hey, are you okay?” yoongi gives you a quick hug and kiss on the side of your head when he suddenly notices a tear running down your cheek, “she’s just turning two, y/n... she’s not moving out of the country-”

“i know, i know-“ you sniffle, reaching up to quickly wipe at your tears before chuckling, “i guess i’m just feeling extra emotional today-”

“c’mon, parents!” jimin calls out for you two while setting hwayoung down in her high chair, “the candle is melting and this cake is too expensive to get any wax dripped on it-”

“gookee!” hwayoung points to the cake and claps her hands as she bounces up and down on her seat, “gookee, mama!”

“yeah! cookie!” you mimic enthusiastically, smiling widely when she suddenly lets out a high-pitched squeal of excitement, her nose scrunching particularly cutely, “i’m glad to see that you inherited my love for cookies and not appa’s love for muesli.”

yoongi immediately scoffs and reaches down to give your bum a quick swat

“i know she’s saying cookie, but i’m just going to go ahead and say that she’s actually saying the name of her favourite uncle-” jungkook sighs, reaching down to pinch hwayoung’s cheek, “화영이는 꾹이 삼촌 제일 좋아하- [uncle gookee is your forever favourite-]”

“어 응 뉘에- [yeah, okay, whatever helps you sleep at night-]” jimin snorts, shoving the camera into his hands as the four of you stand in front of hwayoung, “okay, don’t touch the cake yet! let’s get some pretty pictures of the birthday girl first!”

“hwa, look into the camera!” jungkook coos, snapping his fingers to get her to look up at him, “그래 삼촌 한 번만 봐 봐- [look at uncle goo- yeah, there we go-]”

you watch hwayoung fondly as she continues to ham it up for the camera, her little legs kicking in anticipation under the tray

“good girl, you’re being so patient.” you hum before reaching over to pluck a cookie from the open box, “ooh, i’ve been dying to sink my teeth into one of these-”

“i had one earlier, they’re pretty good!” jimin nods, brushing past jungkook to get to you, “the bakery i ordered them from has, like five out of five stars one google review- hey, what’s that face for?”

“eugh- do the cookies taste a little funky to you?” you face screws up as you swallow the bite before holding the cookie up to take a closer look at it, “it’s just chocolate chip, right?”

“yeah- hold on, lemme try-” jimin frowns, reaching over to steal your cookie before taking a bite of it and chewing thoughtfully

“maybe you just got a weird one?” yoongi suggests, peering into the box with a frown, “all cookies taste funky to me, so my opinion probably isn’t valid here-”

“it’s fine, i’ll try another one later-” you dust your fingers off before perking up and clapping your hands together, “hey, should yoongi and i hop in for some pictures before hwa completely destroys the entire cake?”

“yeah, it… might be a little too late for that.” jungkook clears his throat and the three of you look over to see hwayoung’s tubby arms shoved elbow deep into the cake, “i gave her the green light to go ahead and eat. she just looked so sad and hungry, i’m sorry!”

hwayoung cackles in glee as she continues slapping her hand against the cake, her grubby little hands now sticky and her new dress stained with globs of frosting chocolate

“oh my god.” you stifle a laugh and reach up to cover your mouth so that you don’t burst out laughing at the fact that both jimin and yoongi look absolutely appalled

“i spent, like, ten minutes doing her hair-” yoongi whines, gently nudging you aside so he can hurry over to hwayoung and try to salvage the neat little pigtails he spent forever working on, “and now there’s frosting everywhere!”

“that dress was expensive, jungkook!” jimin snaps, and if you didn’t know any better you’d think he was about to burst into tears, “and i didn’t even get any nice pictures with her before she- come on, man-”

“i’m sorry!”

“ahppy bodday!” hwayoung shrieks in delight and flings her arms up, chunks of cake and specks of frosting flicking out from her hands, “i adowbo!”

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dnarez · 3 years

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Chapter 9 - My son, My mom

[Kind of rushed, sorry for the fast pass]

After taking the train to Fukuoka, Keigo's home city, you went to the adress that was on the official Hawks's Agency site.

You decided to walk, the weather was nice, but it could use a little wind, so you pointed your finger to the sky and made a loop like drawn with it, wind started to blow lightly, but because of how sudden it was some skirts went up, and you saw a newspaper hit a men in the face.

The path was very calm after that, but on the contrary of the outside, you were panicking on the inside, heart throbbing with anxiety, but you didn't allowed your feet to stop moving.

'What if he doesn't recognize me? No... I know that I have a little more breast, and may have some grey hair but-! It's Keigo! I want to see him! He's probably busy... what will I tell them to let me in?... oh! I can use my commission ID!!!'

You finally were getting there! The building was clear as day to you, you walked a little faster but calmed yourself down before going next to the receptionist.

"Hello, I came to see Hawks" you said with the typical 'business' voice

"Sorry hun, you can't, no fans allowed" she said not looking up.

"He's expecting me" you crossed your arms.

She looked at you up and down "That's kinda hard to belive Miss, since his schedule that I take care of doesn't have anything about MILFs"

You glared at her and showed your ID "Maybe there is something for the hero commission"

The girl paled at the card "Yes ma'am, I will tell him right now" she took the phone and called him... "Yes I know but-... It's the commission sir... she didn't- okay... yes sir" she hangs up the phone "last floor big wood door, there's no way you can miss it"

You nod to her and hold yourself back from running to the elevator, when you get there and see yourself on the mirror you frown.

Your face is starting to have marks, the scar on your chest is hidden behind your shirt, but the ghost feeling of the knife going through skin and breaking your chest bones was terrifying to remember, so you closed your eyes and focused on your breathing.

But closing your eyes made part of it worst, the flashbacks of those nights that you had to sell your body for information.

The "ding" from the elevator brought you back to today, taking a deep relived breath you get out of the elevator and go to his office door.

You knock three times, the business like knock made you cringe, but it's the way you alway knock.

"Come in" you heard his voice, and just that made you smile.

The pictures of him were everywhere on the internet, he was a very handsome man, extremely smart, kind, loving, and nothing of it was thanks to you... because you went away.

You closed the door behind you and saw that he's doing paperwork, a lot of it, the piles were even on the floor, but he had no feather on his wings "You are two hours early, this better be important, I am the number two pro hero after all" he didn't looked up from his papers, just kept writing.

Even if you saw a dozen of pictures trying to get familiar with his face, you just couldn't be prepared enough for this.

That small child that loved to laugh with you, that ate your food with a big smile, that had nightmares and would run to you, your son... was a grown up, and you weren't able to watch any of this.

His birthdays, fights with instructors, his teenager phase, his first crush, first love, first kiss, him being an ass to the higher ups and you would have to buy ice cream for him later... all those especial moments were lost, away from you.

Keigo heard sobbing an someone started to cry, when he looked up he was in total shock. "Mom?" His voice was barely over a wisper

"Keigo I'm so sorry!" You fell on your knees and bowed down.

(For those that don't know, this is the type of bowing that it's taken very seriously on Japan, as it represent that you are truthfully sorry, it's called Dogeza)

Hawks jumped from his chair and run to you "MOM GET UP!"

"I'm so-so sorry! I didn't have a option! The mission was so long! I there were moments that I though that I would never see you again! Must have feelt so alone, must have thought that I abandoned you! But I swear Keigo! Lil birb! My son!" You raise your head and look at him kneeled in front of you "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I'M SOR-"

Hawks hugged you tightly "Y-you came back!" You hug him just as tighly.

"I would never dream of leaving you alone, my boy" you sink your hand on his hair and scratch it, your other and pets his lower back "I'm so proud of you Keigo, you did such an amazing job all alone"

"I wasn't alone!" He break the hug and you see his face.

"I had you with me all this time! Your coat, a-and your diary! Your dairy had so many advice in it! I always felt like you were with me, but I missed you so much mom! Are you-" he takes a deep breath and you pet his hair "are you going to stay?"

You nod quickly "Of course! There is no better place in this world for me than by my son's side" you both hug each other.

"Mom!" He buried his face on her neck, hiccuping like the little boy he was to you.

"My baby birb, you did so well until now, you truly are awesome as fuck" you kiss his cheek and he sighs.

After all you were here holding each other's hand, he felt like a weight lift from his shoulders.

"Let's go to your house, I can prepare anything you would like" you separate the hug and get up.

He nods getting up too "I want that fried chicken you do! I never found a place that does it like yours!"

You both talk and clean each other's face.

This was true happiness...

................................ Important!

This is the ending... but not exactly, this is actually the end to this part of the history.

Now there's still something's going around, like when hawks fights dabi, Y/n will help Aizawa with classes, Y/n had a close relationship with AFO on her mission.

But technically it ends here, the rest of this book will takes twice as long for me to do.

If you follow me on my tumblr and/or Ao3, you know that I wrote 7 works until now, to which I'm currently working on 3 constantly and 2 from time to time.

So I hope you all can keep reading my work.

#bnh #bnha x reader #mha #mha x reader #bnha #bnha hawks #mha x you #mha x y/n #bnha x y/n #keigo takami #takami keigo #caretaker #mom reader #mother #mother reader #fluff

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botwstoriesandsuch · 4 years

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P-please talk about your Rito OC, please... ramble without any context, please... I have one too... please make me feel less alone...

Ok ok let me just *unloads all of Illeka’s super angsty self-indulgent backstory*

I technically have two backstories, one for botw that I’m gonna use for my fic Where Time Takes Us, and another I use for my dnd campaign. My dnd one is more fleshed out (thanks to my amazing GM) so I’ll probably just share that one.

Warning for super duper long post that is barely coherent and I haven’t checked for typos and also rip to ADHD folks because I have no pictures to ease your brain with. Anyhow prepare for like thousands of words worth of rambles this is not edited at all

This is just a copy paste of the random incoherent shit I sent to my poor DM. Anyhow, I technically have 3 ocs here, but Illeka is the one I play

A weird Rito, that one is. I hear they’ve only cried at birth...

- Illeka was born on the Day of Living Fire, its a celebration of the dead essentially, where you mourn and remember your loved ones and ancestors and all that. It’s superstition to be *born* on this day, because your life/creation takes away from the day that’s supposed to honor the dead, and some people on birb island believe these things, that if you let the kid live it’s a curse. But most people are like no wtf you boomers it’s fine there’s no such thing you crazy old people are weird, which to be fair is kinda true.

- When Talako is around 6, his single mom dies. He’s adopted by a new family, Kala (also around 6 years old) and her parents.

- Illeka meets Talako after he kinda follows her around, because he’s an innocent cinnamon bun that admires Illeka’s calm and stoic demeanor after they help him with some bullies. Through this, Talako, Illeka, and Kala all become best friends.

- The events in Illeka’s life aren’t really helping their whole curse case. Every bad event, from their dad getting injured and having the slightest limp, to their brother, Zekk nearly setting himself on fire— it’s all a supposed punishment for not killing them when they were bored. But at this point most people brush it off as coincidence, besides, nothing THAT bad has happened yet.

- the trio of friends grow strong, becoming some of the best in their arts on the island. And their relationship is seemingly adorable. The serious ~~cursed~~ one, the optimistic sunshine one, and the sarcastic firey one. Prides of their village, set to protect their people from harm.

- Illeka is the best in the village when it comes to physical fights. Trusty halberd, and a keen shot with a bow, they’ve never lost a sparring match on that front. Their personality is offputting to some, there’s a rumour that they’ve never cried. The easiest of jokes, and the vilest of insults don’t spark much reaction from them— except in the presence and topic of their family, Kala, and Talako. But otherwise, the story goes that the cursed kid doesn’t have a soul, and hence, no morality or emotions.

- When they train with Talako and Kala, they never back down, if only out of respect, Illeka wouldn’t want to embarrass them with pity. Talako always laughs at his inevitable defeat, though he tries nonetheless. He promises that one day he’ll be strong enough to beat them.

- Talako is a pleasant soul, but has an nack for adventure and a hint of chaos. He prefers to dual wield daggers, and on occasion a short sword or two. He’s great with the blade, loves the thrill of the fight, but is more skilled with cooking and physical healing and remedies. He’s always the one encouraging fun celebratory hang outs at the tavern, with his two closest friends after a day of guarding the village. Kala always sides with him, and Illeka typical gives in after at least putting on a show of reluctance. He humble and happy and loved by most of the village, if only things would last

- Kala is of wit and cunning, she’s typically the first to speak. She’s headstrong and not afraid to insult whoever she displeases, and a bit too arrogant in her abilities. She laughs at all of Talako’s jokes, if perhaps only to spite Illeka’s groans. She’s also the most strategic of her friends, being the “one with a plan” in battle. While she’s a decent wield of two khopesh, Kala’s mostly gifted with magic. She’s got a knack for conjuring, though is well researched in other types as well. Illeka and her are an even match, with decent win ratios on either end. Illeka doesn’t take it that personally, they suck/hate magic after all. Kala’s a bit more competitive tho.. While her power in magic is certainly the best on all of the island, she can’t help but feel salty/jealous for always being overshadowed by Illeka’s feats, since the people prefer/understand the physical over the magic.

- Oh, and she was born on day after the Day of Living Fire, according to her parents. How lucky.

- In a sense, they’re all a bit of an outcast. Kala the fiery independent one, a bit sidecasted for prefering magic over steel. Talako the weird orphan, for being a chirpy, happy boi, which is a bit annoying for some. And Illeka…well lets just say their situation isn’t going to be improving

- One year, Illeka’s family is expecting more kids, twin sisters at that! It’s the most excited anyone’s ever seen Illeka, thought perhaps that’s not the right word… They’ve still got their usual demeanor, but they did spend nearly a week crocheting little baby hats and tunics and scarves. They threatened to kill their brother if they told anyone, although Zekk was allowed to let it slip to Tal and Kala

- [They are absurdly good at crochet btw. They never do it anymore to try and maintain their “reputation,” but their family will never forget the time they crafted matching blankets and hats to win a little competition in their home town.]

- Then the Day of Living Fire arrives for that year. Theres a little celebration for Illeka’s birthday, before moving on to other activities.

- The twins die that night.

- The village was in a bit of shock…and rumours grow considering the timing of it. The mysterious circumstance of it…well it does turn the heads of even some of the less-superstitious. The rumours, the death, the silent thought that perhaps that cursed bird caused some babies’ death, Illeka endured it.

- Years later would it get worse.

- Illeka is still publically respected at this point, weird rumours sure, but try telling that to the edge of her halberd. Their mother had made the twin’s shrine, but they say Illeka didn’t visit that often. Talako was always by their side, trying to help them, which was always appreciated, even when they tried to hide it.

- Kala was busy in the library these days.

- Zekk had started a family by now, a little baby birb named Mili hatched into the world. Illeka would often steal her away for little cuddles when they (thought) no one was looking. Zekk would jest that they had to fight for the right to hold his own kid. Kala would also occasionally tease them about it, though Tal was mostly happy to see them in better spirits

- Then, another Day of Living Fire.

- Talako and Illeka were usually on guard duty together, the northern patrol by the village edge. But tal was still a bit worried about his friend’s state of mind, he’s not sure he’d even seen them mourn. He pushes for Illeka to take the day off, it’s technically their birthday after all, plus they can pay their respected at the shrines and attend the festivities and do the ceremonies and all that. Illeka denies it, brushing it off like they always do.

- Soon, their nightly patrol begins, and Illeka is about to set off to met up with Talako, but Kala intercepts. She has a talk with them, similar to that of Talako’s, but with…more well crafted and laced words. It’s nearly the same message that Talako tried to tell them, “It’ll be healthy for you, visit the shrines, be with your family, maybe brush off some rumours in the process.” Illeka nearly denies again, joking that Talako would get afraid of the dark if they didn’t show up. But Kala interjects, stating that she’s already made plans to take the patrol that nigth with Tal. Trusting their friends to be safe in each others care, Illeka relents and takes the day off.

- …yeah. so

- perhaps you can see where this is going.

- Kala’s jealousy had been growing over the years. Not only was she being shadowed by Illeka and their non magic ways, but it was irritating even more that all the talk about magic in the town was not of her exceptional abilties, but of stupid rumours and non-existent evil curses. If the people wanted show, she’d give them a show

- This mindset made her spars with Illeka a bit more personal as of late, getting it in her head that she needed to get stronger, strong enough to best Illeka with ease. Strong enough so that there would be no question who was the best warrior on the island, magic, bows, halberds, or no.

- The library had many forgotten books that she had been studying. Conjuring, rituals, illusions, necromancy. It was all…beautiful. Kala soaked in every word, sometimes berating the bookkeeper offhandedly for not keeping them in the best condition

- In her research she eventually found a beast. A..thing, a demon? A monster, the specifics weren’t there, but the gist of it was, if you had the courage to summon it, it would grant you the knowledge for attaining anything you desired. All it asked in return was…to eat some people.

- But not just any people mind you! Supposedly the ritual only worked for the people with the greatest of ambitions, willing to sacrifice the lives of people they might care about. The sacrifices had to be of someone with great trust and bond with the person.

- Kala’s parents disappeared that day, a few feathers laid about, but there was no blood.

- Near the northern border, by a open field, a weird circle dripped the grass red

- Talako waited by the village edge, ready to fly off with their patrol partner when they arrived. When Kala greeted him, he was a bit surprised, but happy when she explained that Illeka had gone off back to town.

- Indeed Illeka was with their family now, as the sun started to set. Occasionally, a passerby would give them a weird glance before walking swiftly away.

- Somewhere in the northern border, a warrior is knocked unconcious, and dragged upon a blood red pattern

- Illeka is by her sisters’ shrine. For the sliver of a moment, they contemplate crying.

- Then an explosion is heard off in the distance

- Talako was wide awake at this point, although his wings being pinned to his sides wasn’t that helpful considering there was a giant, *giant* dark monster in front of him.

- Kala lets off a final remark, saying it was for his own good. The death would be swifter if he didn’t squirm.

- He whipped back at her, glaring with a fire she hasn’t seen before. He calls her a coward for tricking Illeka, a coward for kill their parents, a coward for not even giving him the decency to fight for his life.

- She nearly smiles at the last remark. “Fine.” She tosses him his blades. “You were never much of a warrior anyway.”

- Illeka was flying towards the booming sound at full speed, nearly knocking over their family and other mourning, people in the process. A few others had tried to slow them down, claiming they should suit of better first, before confronting whatever had been the source of the explosion. Illeka didn’t listen.

- They barely had time to grab a weapon, before approaching the northern border. After gracing the crests of the hill tops, they finally saw it. A giant demonic beast, snapping it’s jaws against a flying dash of black feathers, Talako.

- Illeka called out to him, nearly dashing off into the air again, but they stopped when they spotted Kala, standing idlely by next to her.

- Before they could even speak, before they could even question why she was acting so nonchalantly while their best friend was fighting for their life against an evil monstrosity, Kala shook her head and spoke. “You always have to ruin my fun, don’t you?” She struck a magic blow and Illeka, square in the chest.

- It knocked them to the ground, but they got up, setting their halberd and pointing it at them.

- Then insert some dramatic scene where Kala is like “you’re so selfish, hogging all the attention, thinking you’re better than me, but today I’m gonna finally best you mwahaha” and Illeka is like “wtf why did you do this? I thought we were friends? I trusted you?? the fuck? also talako is our friend!!?” and then its “yeah thats right I manipulated your stupid feelings to gain the upperhand. you’re super pathetic honestly for falling for it. anyhow yeah talako will probably die, i tried to give him the luxary of a swift death but he wouldn’t listen, so now he’s probably gonna get brutally slayed lol” and illeka is all “I’ll kill you” and kala is “no u. This whole thing is gonna give me so much power no ones gonna question me again” and then they fight each other

- The duel is nearly a draw, Kala’s magical ability is certainly is certainly stronger, but she’s not as all powerful without that knowledge from the demon monster guy that needs to eat his meal. Illeka is fighting with all theyve got, but all they brought was a halberd, but they are very fueled by rage and spite so it’s still an even match. Illeka eventually lands a blow that’s got Kala bleeding severely, but Kala pretty much almost kills them with a direct attack. Kala’s too weak to finish the job, plus those other guards have finally started to fly and approach in the distance, so she flys off. Illeka finally slips into unconsciousness.

- When they wake up, it’s almost sunrise. Their mom is shaking them awake, part of the party that was investigating the explosion that summoned the beast. Illeka bolts up, they’re still in the field were they had fought Kala, but she and the beast are no where to be seen.

- They run off, trying to find Talako, and ho boy do they find him alright. His body is crumpled by some rocks, his wing nearly ripped clean off, theres so much blood, even a warrior like Illeka can hardly bare it. Some small bit of hope in their head thinks that he might still be alive, and they listen to his chest to see if he’s still breathing.

- His eyes flicker once at Illeka, his chest rises, then falls for the last time.

- Illeka cries.

- Then, still pretty wounded and tired, they collapse again

- The days following are living hell. Kala hasn’t been found, and their her parent’s [bodies]. The rumours are creeping as ever, at the coincidence of Illeka and this disaster. They spend nearly a weak in bed at home, recovering physically, thought probably not mentally.

- As soon as they’ve fully recovered, Illeka’s mind is set. They are going to leave, no more warrior/village protection for them. They’re going to travel far off, train and hone their skills in combat, and find and kill Kala.

- Their family is opposed to this at first, but in the end nothing they say changes Illeka’s mind.

- In a sense, there was another, unspoken reason Illeka was leaving the islands. They didn’t want to hurt anyone else.

- Hell, the rhetoric is even stronger down the line, concerning the fate of poor Mili. Illeka has given in and accepted it, they are cursed to cause pain to the people they care about. [It’s basically that trope of the character isn’t actually cursed but they believe they’re cursed] Illeka will stay away, and go it alone for as long as they can. Then once the deed is done, once they draw Kala’s corpse across the mud, they’ll probably fly off somewhere far to die, before anyone else gets hurt. It’s probably best for their family never to see them again.

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Wow you did it, you made it through the super angsty self-indulgent backstory congrats. Illeka is my lil baby and I love them and I’ve gonna send them on a revenge quest and then they were gonna have a cool character arc probably about learning to grieve and have self worth and all that and to actually allow themselves to show emotions for once in their lives. That’s the general plan I had in my head anyhow

But you know what my dm thought?

They were like how about mORE ANGSt

Fucking shit you not, session three of the campaign, I’m heading back to birb island because of circumstances, and I’m getting supplies from my blacksmith dad and showing off this sword that says “fuck” a lot that I got from a dungeon that took a selkie’s soul which they gave up willingly in exchange for fire hair...long story

but THEN I meet up with my bro Zekk and it’s like “wassup bro just passing through” but then I find out that Talako’s shrine thing was DESTORYED by some unknown entity and that’s very not good because spirituality and all that

and also I find Mili and they’re a cute lil toddler birb now aww it’s so great hope nothing happens to them because I sure do have enough emotional traume to burden right now. anyhow due to CIRCUMSTANCES our only lead to the thing that destroyed Talako’s shrine is 1) a delinquent named Chesio [that our party nicknamed cherrio because the GM misspelled it the first time i think] who apparently was Talako’s shitty cousin and his only living relative who could build his shrine and 2) the destruction of the shrine lines up with a period of time where Mili went missing but its ok she came back so her parents were like “chill we gucci”

Our party decides we should go down the Mili lead [because I accidentally knocked Cherrio i mean Chesio to near death with a crit roll with my halberd so they’re in the infirmary now but it’s really not my fault that they triggered my emotional trauma by mentioning how I keep running away from grief and never staying around to confront it it’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiine] so we stop by Zekk’s house and we’re like “hey so remember when you disappeared for like a week where did you go, and then mili was like “oh it’s in this cavern that no one knows about and I can’t really give you the directions but I can lead you there if you take me with you” in which I then glare at the GM for this obvious attempt to force us to take Mili with us to put her in danger and apparently I was the ONLY one who cared about this because everyone else in the party was ready to adopt this birb child, and Zekk was like “sure take the kiddy harness” so here I am, watching my niece run around in a kiddy harness that’s also attached to me, while my Chaotic neutral party someone gets grilled cheese sandwiches in the background

Badabing, badaboom, we come to some crystal caverns. while I, being one of the only members of the party with morals other than one chaotic good dragonborn, am watching the selkie, halfoot, and elf girl steal a bunch of crystals, Mili fucking DISAPPEARS the fucking KIDDY HARNESS fucking NOT GOOD she FCUKING SLIPPED OUT AND SHES GONE AND IM FREAKING OUT

after about an hour or two of searching through the deeper parts of the cavern and tunnel and also fighting a minotaur and discovering an abandoned arena and a cleric, long story. We find Mili fucking laying on A NECROMANCER’S RITUAL CIRCLE WHAT THE FU-

I pull a “I don’t hesitate bitch” on the hooded dude that’s hovering and chanting shit. He’s dead, it’s all swell. Saved the day, the evil’s dead. Mili’s fine she can go back to being a cute lil baby who loves shiny rocks and-

oh wAIT actually Mili is still transformed into a demonic monster and the necromancer dude was actually in the middle of completing a ritual to bring her back to life after he killed her a few times

So turns out, necromancer dead dude was hired by a mysterious someone, to steal something from Talako’s shrine, and to destroy any evidence. Turns out, his methodology for doing so was to kidnap some birb kid who had the misfortune of wander too close, killing them, turning them into some demonic monster that does their bidding, using that monster to steal and ruin some shit, and then when the day’s done he turns them back like nothing happened. Sure do wish he was alive to redo that last part

I’m freaking out, the party’s freaking out, that sword from earlier is cursing to high heaven for no apparent reason. Cleric unhelpfully remarks how it was a bad idea that we impulsively killed the evil dude bro, yes wow thank you for the help

Eventually everything’s fine. After a few round of shouting “NO ONE TOUCH MY FUCKING NIECE OR YOU DIE” after said demonic niece is kinda mindlessly attacking everyone, we eventually do some good ol blunt force trauma and a bit of magic and BOOM. Mili’s back. Although they do have permanent black ritual markings on them but its fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinee (its not)

We find a note on necromancer dude bro that his employer was from another island, so that’s a lead yay Find Out Next SessionTM but at this point I really don’t care as I’ve already started tying Mili to my chest and walking back to the village

I go back to Zekk’s house, hand off Mili, explain everything that happened, give a super heart feel apology about how I pretty much killed Mili (even though I really didn’t but also as we all know Illeka is an angsty birb who’s steadfast in the idea that their existence hurts everyone they love so yay <3) and then I leave as fast as I can before anyone can protest sure was nice visiting my family after i’ve been away for a few months sure am glad that my inner thoughts about staying away weren’t justified whatsoever hmmmmmm

A session or two passes. We try to assassinate and elf’s evil parents and fail, we get into a Fake Dating Being Someone’s Children Au with a dragon. The selkie keeps trying to date everyone, even thought they’re already married to a necromancer princess and a boat (long story) and inbetween we head to that island that note i got was talking about and turns out it was to a place where all your inner demons and anxieties manifest into reality and taunt you, until youre slowly broken down to the point where the evil dictator on the island can “magic” away your problems with puppet strings. fun for the whole family!

Anyways, after our party fights out evil neon-blue clones, I get a lead from dictator dude that the employer I’m looking for is a Rito that’s good with magic, and was last seen headed east, in the same direction we just came from. fun.a

So I’m kinda low on leads, other than the fact that theres a magic school in the east, but in between we have to deal with the fact that husboat (again, the boat that is married to the selkie who is also our entire party’s form of transportation across the ocean. wait a sec did I mention that we weren’t in Hyrule? We’re not in Hyrule, this is a flooded land with a bunch of islands. Think wind waker) was being chased by pirates. also these pirates were the ones that raised the selkie, and also they kinda also slaughtered an entire island of halffoots in their time with the pirates, and also that island was the one that the halffoot in our party grew up in. So basically that’s some cool tension and drama. Anyhow, back to moi

One talk about how “no we cannot kidnap aNOTHER priest” to the selkie and elf later... magic school! Magic school is pretentious and I hate it. Everythings glowy, they don’t allow you to fly over the gates. There’s puffy noble middle aged men and children in bedazzled cloaks. There’s magic in the air and I swear I would choke and die on the glitter and rainbows of it all.

Half the party is off getting into cloak fashion, I head off with my dragonborn friend Ness because highfive! We’re the only one’s with morals in this party! Morality pals! (This is saying something considering I am true neutral and she’s chaotic good but we might as well be clerics in this party...)

My morality pal and I and hanging around, then we catch word that there’s this transfer student that no one has seen in a while and “oh I wonder where she could be” and all that jazz from other students. Mortality pals are like “ok let’s go look for her” so we drag the rest of the party off of their larceny spree and look around.

Eventually, after I spot a tattered cloak roaming the halls that matches the description of the gossip, we find the transfer student.

TURNS OUT (unsurprisingly honestly given the way the dm framed stuff) this transfer student is someone I know. She’s standing there, in the middle of the room, preparing to do some ritual or something. She’s standing there, my life purpose, my one and only goal, literally the only reason I’m still going in life, my arch nemesis, my target, my mortal fucking enemy. It’s Kala.

Ness sees a demon dog in the background and says hi, ruining our element of surprise, but to be fair, she doesn’t know it’s Kala.

Kala whips around from her table thing. We make eye contact. Her face suddenly shift from confusion to surprise to bewilderment to shock to happiness.

Happiness.

“Illeka I thought you were dead!” Kala runs towards me, but I’m too shocked to move.

She’s smiling. It’s not sadistic, it’s not...harmful, it’s just genuine joy. For a moment I thought I saw a tear in her eye.

Kala hugs me for a long moment, before letting go. “So how did you survive?”

...

In my head I’m thinking, “oh you fuck face”

THE. AUDACITY. OF. THIS. BITCH.

“HOWD I SURVIVE” UH NO THANKS TO YOU FOR ALMOST KILLING ME FOR YOUR STUPID RITUAL WHATEVER THAT KILLED TALAKO WTFFF

ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO PULL THE SAME TRICK AGAIN??? GONNA PRETEND TO BE ALL SENTIMENTAL AND NICE JUST TO TRY AND KILL ME LATER ON? HA OK OK

how about instead, I do the one good thing, the one worthwhile thing I can do in my entire life...just one simple course of action that might hope to make up for the mountain of regret that is my entire existence.

I am finally going to kill you.

Kala’s staring at me, eyes curious, head tilted as if all she ever did was ask what I had for brunch.

I blink once, and my neutral expression, faintly coated with shock morphs into determination.

I roll for initiative.

- - - - - -

It’s 1am.

So have a cliffhanger, kinda.

If anyone bothers to read this far, congrats! Your reward is me being lazy. I’ll tell you what happened sometime tomorrow if anyone really wants to know :P Long story short, it doesn’t end how I, and therefore probably you, would except.

#haha brain go- shamelessly talk about Illeka for 3 thousand words #i actually dont know the word count i didnt check i think it's 4k??#the thing i copy pasted is like 2k and the campaign stuff i added is....idk #not botw kinda #rito oc #kinda #dnd #kip talks for too long #i'd write this better but its 1am #good luck if you can actually read this

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siarven · 4 years

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“Writers Have You Ever?” tag

Thank you @ettawritesnstudies for tagging me! :D I saw this floating around and it’s so nice and short and I really wanted to do it, so I’m really happy you tagged me :D

BOLD THE THINGS YOU HAVE WRITTEN

First Person

Second Person

Third Person

Omniscient POV

Past Tense

Present Tense

Future Tense

A complete story

A story longer than 1k

A story longer than 5k

A story longer than 10k

A story longer than 50k

A story longer than 100k

A story longer than 150k

A story shorter than 1k (you know what, I’m actually not sure but my old stories weren’t very long XD)

A story shorter than 500 words

Fanfiction

Original Fiction

Fantasy

Science Fiction

Historical Fiction

Dystopian

A story in the Romance Genre

A story with no speculative elements (when I was small I wrote a short story about two birbs building a nest, as a birthday present for my mom ;D)

Non-Fiction

A children’s book

A story about vampires

A story about werewolves

A story about robots

A story with a non-human protagonist

A story with a main character based on yourself

A story with a character based on somebody you know

Male POV

Female POV

A POV character of the opposite sex

Animal’s POV

Multiple Viewpoints

POV character under age 15

POV character over age 30

A story told in non-chronological order

Story with a happy ending

Story with a sad ending

Death of a minor character

Death of a major character

Death (off-screen)

Death (onscreen)

Antagonist Death

Protagonist death

Villain gets a redemption arc

Kissing scene

Sex scene (off screen)

Sex scene (onscreen)

Swears (mild)

Swears (heavy)

Violence (PG or under)

Violence (PG-13 or over)

Fight scene

Torture scene

A flashback

A dream sequence

A scene that made you cry actual tears

A scene that made you laugh at your own joke

A prologue

An epilogue

A story with more than 30 chapters

A chapter with fewer than 100 words

A poem (... in primary school XD)

A prophecy (all those very old wips XD)

Story that takes place in the future

Story that takes place in the past

Story that takes place in a world that is not Earth

An anti-hero

An anti-villain

A parody (a friend and I plotted a “typical YA dystopia parody” one but we didn’t actually write it...)

Description of a male character’s scent

Description of a female character’s boobs

Character with non-natural eye color

Tagging! @madmoonink @wilde-writing @raiswanson @paper-shield-and-wooden-sword @romenna @fynniana @fatal-blow if you want to :3

#tag game #i had this tab open for 3 days #completely done #why did i not click post XD #thanks for tagging me :3 #this one is good #tagging game #about me

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innerclouds · 4 years

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More requests

200 things you can put in my ask

200: My crush’s name is: Beeb

199: I was born in: A hospital

198: I am really: Quiet

197: My cellphone company is: Nonexistent

196: My eye color is: Ugly

195: My shoe size is: Nine something

194: My ring size is: No idea

193: My height is: Smol

192: I am allergic to: Tangerines and mildly to watermelon

191: My 1st car was: A PoS

190: My 1st job was: Stressful

189: Last book you read: Can't recall

188: My bed is: Too small

187: My pet: Stinks

186: My best friend: The bestest

185: My favorite shampoo is: Nice smelling

184: Xbox or ps3: PC Master race

183: Piggy banks are: Cute

182: In my pockets: Lint

181: On my calendar: Nothing

180: Marriage is: Lovely

179: Spongebob can: Live in my closet

178: My mom: Is loud

177: The last three songs I bought were? Bought?

176: Last YouTube video watched: Some ASMR

175: How many cousins do you have? Lots

174: Do you have any siblings? Yes

173: Are your parents divorced? They never married

172: Are you taller than your mom? Lolno

171: Do you play an instrument? No

170: What did you do yesterday? Haphazardly made an avatar

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: Sure

168: Luck: Kinda

167: Fate: Kinda

166: Yourself: Sure

165: Aliens: Yes

164: Heaven: No

163: Hell: No

162: God: No

161: Horoscopes: They're fun to entertain

160: Soul mates: Yes

159: Ghosts: In one form or another

158: Gay Marriage: Absolutely

157: War: I believe it's a thing but it shouldn't be

156: Orbs: Dust mote or bug

155: Magic: It's fun to entertain

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: Both

153: Drunk or High: Latter

152: Phone or Online: Both

151: Red heads or Black haired: Both

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Both

149: Hot or cold: Cold

148: Summer or winter: Winter

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: Both

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Dark chocolate

140: Mac or PC: PC master race

139: Flip flops or high heals: Thongs

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: For what?

137: Coke or Pepsi: Bepsis

136: Hillary or Obama: Ew

135: Burried or cremated: Cremated

134: Singing or Dancing: Neither

133: Coach or Chanel: What?

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?

131: Small town or Big city: Either

130: Wal-Mart or Target: I don't have a preference

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Neither

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Neither

127: East Coast or West Coast: I'm quite literally in the middle

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Both

124: Disney or Six Flags: Both

123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: Unfortunate but never going away

121: George Bush: Don't care

120: Gay Marriage: Yes

119: The presidential election: Never fails to be a shit show

118: Abortion: Yes

117: MySpace: That still exists?

116: Reality TV: Rarely watched

115: Parents: Love one, don’t care about the other

114: Back stabbers: Go away

113: Ebay: Rarely used

112: Facebook: Trying to get back into for group shenanigans and related fun

111: Work: Tiring

110: My Neighbors: Nice besides one

109: Gas Prices: Need to be free

108: Designer Clothes: I don't pay attention to labels

107: College: Used to be required, now a breeding ground for stupidity

106: Sports: No interest

105: My family: Eh

104: The future: Hopefully better

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: Eons ago

102: Last time you ate: Couple hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: If I did I didn't notice them

100: Cried in front of someone: See 103

99: Went to a movie theater: I don't recall the date

98: Took a vacation: Not that long ago

97: Swam in a pool: See 103

96: Changed a diaper: See 103

95: Got my nails done: Never happened

94: Went to a wedding: See 103

93: Broke a bone: Never happened

92: Got a peircing: See 103

91: Broke the law: Good while ago

90: Texted: Like a second ago

[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Bae

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My bed

87: The last movie I saw: I don't recall the title, I have a terrible memory

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Bae

85: The thing im not looking forward to: Flying

84: People call me: Weird

83: The most difficult thing to do is: Math

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never

81: My zodiac sign is: Ratto

80: The first person i talked to today was: Cat

79: First time you had a crush: Some short asshole

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Bae

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: See above

76: Right now I am talking to: See above

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Go to Neptune

74: I have/will get a job: Yes

73: Tomorrow: Work

72: Today: Live stream

71: Next Summer: Work

70: Next Weekend: Work

69: I have these pets: Cat

68: The worst sound in the world: A yowling feline

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Idk

66: People that make you happy: Bae

65: Last time I cried: I've answered this

64: My friends are: Bae

63: My computer is: Needing replacement parts soon

62: My School: Long gone

61: My Car: Junk

60: I lose all respect for people who: Pull double standards

59: The movie I cried at was: Idk

58: Your hair color is: Ugly

57: TV shows you watch: None atm

56: Favorite web site: Youtube? I dunno, they're scummy but I still watch vids on them.

55: Your dream vacation: Northern lands or land of the rising sun with bae

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Past deep depression

53: How do you like your steak cooked: Med-rare

52: My room is: Small

51: My favorite celebrity is: Nigel John Dermot Neill

50: Where would you like to be: Somewhere north

49: Do you want children: Maybe

48: Ever been in love: Yes

47: Who’s your best friend: Bae

46: More guy friends or girl friends: Does it matter?

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Full tum

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Bae

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I'd like to

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Not a physical one

41: Have you pre-named your children: No

40: Last person I got mad at: Some dumbarse discord drama

39: I would like to move to: See 50

38: I wish I was a professional: Skydiver

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Blue raspberry/apple jolly rancher

36: Vehicle: 1970 volkswagen beetle

35: President: Theodore Roosevelt

34: State visited: None

33: Cellphone provider: Why are people shilling for cellphone providers?? Is this a new zoomer thing? wtf

32: Athlete: None

31: Actor: See 51

30: Actress: Sigourney Weaver

29: Singer: Till Lindemann

28: Band: Long ass list

27: Clothing store: Stop shilling for corps

26: Grocery store: See above

25: TV show: None atm

24: Movie: See above

23: Website: See above

22: Animal: Shark, rat, birbs

21: Theme park: Idk

20: Holiday: Halloween

19: Sport to watch: None

18: Sport to play: None

17: Magazine: None

16: Book: None atm

15: Day of the week: Thursday

14: Beach: None

13: Concert attended: Ozzfest

12: Thing to cook: Omelette, soup, noodles

11: Food: See above

10: Restaurant: Idk

9: Radio station: See above

8: Yankee candle scent: What?

7: Perfume: None

6: Flower: Rose, Iris

5: Color: Black, gray, purple, blue, white

4: Talk show host: Idk

3: Comedian: Bill Hicks

2: Dog breed: Mop dog

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Ye

#requested #ask thingery

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dongiovannaswife · 5 years

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Tag game

Thank you @desiree610 @bunnywritings @just-another-jojo-account for the tag! 💞

rule: tag 10 people you want to know more about!

Name/alias: Helena or Lena.

Hair color: originally light brown, but my 15 yo clown self dyed it red for two years, and now it looks darker.

Zodiac sign: Taurus, my birthday is on April 27.

Height: 168 (METERS HSHSH).

Hobbies: singing, writing, reading, playing guitar, videogames, video editing, analyzing music, kissing Giorno (?).

Favorite color: Burgundy! But also green, blue, black and purple.

Favorite books: the boy with the cuckoo-clock heart by Mathias Malzieu, for whom the bell tolls by Ernest Hemingway, I'm currently reading The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown and it's been pretty interesting tbh.

Last song listened to: If I killed someone for you by Alec Benjamin.

Last film watched: Shin Godzilla (2016). It was funny tbh.

Things I love: there's a lot lmao. Learning a new song either the lyrics or the chords, finishing a piece, playing a videogame after a long time, hanging out with friends, talking with my boyfriend, watching my mutuals and friends happy. There's more but I'm lazy rn.

What brings me peace: mental/economic stability and knowing I'm doing what I can, I mean, being aware that I'm doing enough.

Meaning behind my URL: pretty self explanatory. Actually my brother came with that when I showed him an adult giorno fanart and said "he's handsome" and he rolled his eyes saying "guess you're don Giovanna's wife now" with a shitty grin. In fact, he calls me "Giorno's woman" (like my sister, who's constantly asking for GioLena updates HSHSH) and my mom goes ??? And my dad 😤😤😤.

Tagging; @sugartothewound @lasquadrahoe @medusaexperience @headoverjojo @passionelawyer @the-little-birb-prince @kidgoober @timorpanico @e-lectroma @amethystsoda

#tag game

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ythaenagor · 5 years

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ok fine, because @the-kiwi-is-a-pewee asked me too, here we go (but I’m gonna half-ass them) (original post by @ask-me-mes):

Alisons: Sexuality?

my sexuality is complicated, but polyromantic.

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender?

female, she/her

Amaryllis: Birthday?

July 31st. Like Harry Potter.

Anemone: Favorite flower?

evening primrose, probably.

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show?

Bob’s Burgers? idk, I don’t watch a lot of TV

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger?

giving directions, probably lol

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes?

“When heaven’s in the music, hell is in control! The angels got the voices but the devil’s got the rock and roll!” -Richard O’Brien

Aubrieta: Favorite drink?

prickly pear and orange San Pelligrino soda

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I haven’t like, kissed anyone

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love?

there is someone I’m currently, like, super fucking in love with. Not saying who lol

Baneberries: Favorite song?

Life During Wartime by the Talking Heads

Basket of Gold: Describe your family.

I have a complicated relationship with my siblings, that I’d rather not get into details with. Just know that they’re all 25+ years older than me

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it?

yiss, it’s @squeak11 uwu

Begonia: Favorite color?

Magenta. and no, not because of Rocky Horror.

Bellflower: Favorite animal?

birbs :3

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person?

night, definitely

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

dude I have no idea, probably a house cat tbh

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

when I was younger I had literally no idea lol

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?

I like them as long as they aren’t hyper and unaware of others

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

I’m afraid of hurting other people. There’s a backstory, but I won’t get into it.

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood.

we have video evidence that on my first birthday, my grandfather sang the “you belong in a zoo” version of happy birthday

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?

playing video games, probably :P

Buttercup: Relationship Status?

single, but I have a massive crush (who again, I will not name)

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go?

honestly I’d stay where I am

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?

this is gonna sound cheesy, but when I’m snuggling @squeak11 uwu

Canna: Do you have any tattoos?

fuck no

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?

not yet

California Poppy: Height?

6′2″. in other words, too tall

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?

nah

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?

jeans and a hoodie. as always.

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight?

when I was, like, little

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?

my mom

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?

no one

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font?

black letter

Columbine: Are you tired?

nah, not really

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to?

coming out of the closet

Coneflower: Dream job?

game designer

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert?

introvert, all the way

Crocus: Have you ever been in love?

see previous answers.

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about?

honestly I’d do about anything, I get emotionally involved in people easily

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it?

yea, a bear named “Dapadee.” IDK where the name came from

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign?

Leo

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering?

not really tbh lol

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?

not dying yet

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?

I have no fucking clue

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?

probably @squeak11 lmao

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at?

drawing, relatively speaking

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at?

school

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month?

1) last Saturday I saw a production of Chicago that was amazingggg

2) honestly idek, my memory is shite

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today?

eh, neutral.

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life?

honestly I’m at a point in my life where there’s so much that’s about to change that I can’t say for sure.

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two?

go to college

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life?

1) uhhh they’re gonna get pissed at me for tagging them so much but @squeak11

2) doggos

3) birbs

4) ugh this is too many things I’m not doing this if I’m answering every single question

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?

art and snuggles

Hellebore: How do you show affection?

hugs and overattentiveness

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of?

my art, probably

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day.

too much effortttt

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?

draw, play video games, watch youtube

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

I’ve known them for about 4 years, we met at the beginning of highschool

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

@galsandglialcells

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

like, 5? 6 maybe idek

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

I have no idea

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself?

I hate that bitch

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

idek, my artistic ability probably

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

my mental instability

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child?

collect fossils

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid?

this girl named Grace. Haven’t seen her since third grade because her parents cut off contact with my family for no apparent reason

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for?

I can think of something, but I don’t wanna talk about it because I feel guilty about it lol

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?

being excessively clingy

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name?

idek man

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it.

I grew up where I currently still live. My house is in a tiny massachusetts town, and is literally sandwiched between two separate nature conservancies.

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up?

cluttered. Jesus fucking christ how many questions are thereeee

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?

emotionally confusing. no.

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.

no.

Onions: Tell about your dad.

no.

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents.

no.

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable?

probably my tenth. This one I’ll give a full answer to:

1) I was supposed to teach a yo-yo workshop at the local library that morning. I had been prepping for a month, and was psyched about it. literally no one showed up, for some reason.

2) I ended up in the emergency room with a fever of 104 degrees.

Peony: What was your first job?

I tutored some people in math last summer, if that counts. I got paid, so I guess it probably does

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any?

not revealing any details about my crush lmao

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain?

venting to people

Pink: Where is home?

where I currently live

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change?

not answering this, too personal.

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them.

ok,again, @squeak11. They’re just so sweet, so caring, so confident, so smart, just heckin’ perfect omg

Primrose: Describe your ideal life.

I have no idea

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child?

gnomes. I have no idea why, but I sure as fuck did

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life?

Idek man

Rose: What’s your favorite sound?

moving water, like a river or something.

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory?

idek honestly

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory?

idek honestly

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?

to snuggle

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things?

real fuckin’ difficult

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without?

internet lmao

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

enough

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning?

school

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job?

don’t have one

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing?

my hoodies

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.

I don’t really have one, tbh

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you?

twisty puzzles that I don’t already own. or video games.

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now?

the IB programme

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called?

only ones for school

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

college

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

yes, unfortunately

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

I’m really fucking obsessed with the band Dschinghis Khan

THERE YOU FUCKIN’ GO, KIWI XD

I’m never doing this again. next time send like two or three for me two answer, plz fren

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ladymalchav · 5 years

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I went to the ZOO

I saw some BIRBS

I took some PHOTOS

I had a CHURRO

My mom is making me CAKE

and later I will have GIFTS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME :D

#happy birthday to me #my life #tlw

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pacman-tattoo · 7 years

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pokemon hcs [bmc]

just general teams + other things for like... all the characters.

also none of these are fukn balanced or anything i just went with what i think the characters would use

alsoeveryonelivesinalolawhoops

no warnings. just nice pokemon stuff. happy things <3

jeremy heere - jeremy was born in kanto and raised there for most of his life - eventually moved to alola with his dad and lives on melemele island! his mother is from sinnoh (and lives there now) and his father from kanto.. he’s visited kanto a couple times with his family before his mom left, and plans to just travel the different regions one day! jeremy is the kind of person to have a full team on him at almost all times imo!

his team consists of:

a shiny toucannon! he came across her one day and managed to catch her (as a pikipek) and still cries over the fact he found her tbh. her name is leia and she will fucking fight anyone who messes with jeremy (or any of jeremy’s friends, tbh.) ((michael cries over her. everyone cries over her. the shiny bi birb......... bless..... RICH CRIES OVER HER A LOT BC!!! IT’S THE BIRB!!!!!))

natasha is jeremy’s vulpix! she is a cutie that was given to him by his dad, and she’s not an alolan vulpix (which, jeremy is completely fine with tbh, because natasha is pretty fucking rad). jeremy’s actually grown up with her so they’re pretty close.

ganon is a gengar that will fuck u up. he’s kind of an ass sometimes, but he’s apart of the team nonetheless! jer caught him after he was dared to go into the thrifty megamart (while acerola was off taking care of official business, which is... a no-no, jeremy you fuck).

galileo is an eevee jeremy has yet to evolve - mainly out of uncertainty. he’ll probably end up as a jolteon tho! jeremy caught him since the boy loves eevees. michael was probably like “so what are you gonna evolve him into” and jeremy was like “.... fuck, idk.” he’s a pretty rad eevee, tbh - but he’s a lil smaller than most. he doesn’t let that get him down - fuck you if you judge him on his size, tbh.

kalel is a tirtouga that jeremy revived! he’s a pretty rad dude who acts a lot older than he is. pretty gnarly. michael likes him. they share weird outdated lingo lmao

peggy is an ariados that’s super sweet. gentle spider baby. she’s pretty optimistic tbh!!! jeremy loves his spider baby. he raised her from when she was just a baby spinarak. his daughter. i love her.

michael mell - born and raised in alola on ula’ula island! he’s pretty content to staying in alola, but would 100% travel other regions with jeremy because honestly - that sounds super fucking cool. keeps 3-4 pokemon with him at all times. super guilty about catching pokemon and sending them back to his parents - but they don’t mind! his dad loves pokemon a lot and both of his parents research them!!!

his team consists of:

daxter the decidueye! michael’s parents managed to get daxter (as a rowlet) for him for his birthday and the two are super close! sometimes closer than michael and jer are lmao. he’s a pretty damn cool bird. fuck u jeremy and ur SHINY bird.

link the raichu (alola ver.)! A RAD BOY, MICHAEL LOVES HIM A LOT AND WILL FUCKN SQUARE UP IF U INSULT LINK HE IS THE BEST FUKN RAICHU FUCK U

clyde the psyduck!!!! a good boy!!! THE BEST BOY!!!! everyone on michael’s team is the best. michael loves his team. clyde is a giant baby who michael likes to carry around tbh.

samus the flareon!!!!!! the only gal who will fuck u up if u underestimate her. michael treasures her. she is a good bab. 10/10. likes to curl up on michael while he sleeps.

christine canigula - also born and raised in alola on akala island, but lived in hoenn for a couple of years before moving back! she loves her team and would fight u. a complete angel tbh, names all her pokemon after theatre characters (same tbh). her father travels a ton and she meets up w him sometimes while she travels!!! it’s fun times

her team consists of:

cassie the oricorio! too good for the chorus. christine loves her a ton!!! she is a good bird. very dance and gets along with christine rly rly well!!!! (most often seen as in pom-pom style)

eliza the lilligant! she is good and an angel. i love her. extrmely sweet tbh. the most liked member of the team tbh. (these descriptions get shorter with every character whoops)

macbeth is christine’s machoke! he’s ready 2 tussle if u hurt christine + he’s super gr8 at moving set pieces if necessary! once picked up jeremy and scared the fuck out of him.

puck is a togedemaru! he’s super cute and ready to destroy. probably the strongest of the team tbh. probably fucked up Many ppl. he’s super sweet though??? just don’t anger him lmao. he chills in the light/sound booth during shows. he doesn’t even do anything he just chills there.

rich goranski - from sinnoh my sweet dudes! most of his pokemon are actually like.... sinnoh-native. lives in alola with his older brother now but still visits sinnoh every year. tends to travel rather than just staying in one place. has broken his pokedex multiple times on accident. his bro is pretty laid-back tbh but probably works for aether since they pay is... good and he was support rich that way. has burn scars from a bad run-in w a pokemon :/

his team consists of:

buzz is his electabuzz! a good baby, buzz is a big ole softy who cares deeply for his trainer. a tough dude, ready to tussle if someone tries to hurt rich though.

ryder is his mudsdale! a tough, cold dude who doesn’t rly give two shits abt 99% of things. prefers naps tbh. a bit stubborn sometimes too tbh. actually rly loves brooke??? no one knows why.

onyx is his salazzle. a sharp-witted girl who would fuckin stab a bitch for rich. very protective of him. she loves her short trainer. often picks fights with daxter whenever rich and michael are together, but more in the older sister way tbh.

jake dillinger - born and raised in kalos, jake made it his personal goal to travel to every region and beat the leagues. his parents have been sort of absent from his life so he’s extremely independent and tends to mother his team, honestly. he regularly talks with sycamore (and thanks him for giving him the opportunity to travel)! strong boy. loves his team. only carries three pokemon bc he’s always ready to add to his team.

chester the chesnaught! wasn’t named by jake. a timid boy who’s a little bigger than most chesnaughts, ending up around 5′8″ rather than the usual 5′3″. forgets he’s a big boy. has always referred to jake as his papa ever since he was a chespin and he hasn’t stopped lmao. what a cutie

stephanie is his mienshao! a tall babe who is ready 2 tussle. loves jake? he is a good trainer. often spars with chester to keep her skills sharp. i love her?

beans is his reuniclus and he is a smart cookie. awkwardly smaller than most pokemon tbh? he doesn’t care. he’s happy and loves himself and his teammates. often naps but is a strong baby.

chloe valentine - born in kalos, raised in alola on akala island. met brooke there too!!! didn’t grow up expecting to be that interested in battling but something seemed to spark and she’s honestly one of the strongest trainers in alola. honestly, i could see her as an island kahuna??? ready to fight anyone threatening her island.

buster the machamp. protective of everyone tbh, not just chloe. a jolly boy who loves to eat, and often jokes around with the rest of the team and with chloe’s friend’s teams.

marshmallow the bewear. honestly a terrifying bear who knows her strength. very patient with everyone, except buster when he tells shitty jokes. often the scariest part of chloe’s team.

kate the lucario. the real threat. chloe fucking trains with her in order to keep in shape. often responsible for knocking teams out, kate is the powerhouse of the team. marshmallow may strike fear, but kate’s the one trainers should lookout for.

brooke lohst - born and raised on akala island with christine! brooke has always had an interest in taking care of pokemon and aspires to be a nurse someday tbh!!! not interested in battling tbh, but is super supportive of her friends! only keeps two pokemon with her at all times tbh. they’re good friends.

winona the chansey is brooke’s main partner tbh. she plans on staying by brooke’s side when she goes into school and helping her when she eventually becomes a nurse! good friends with rich’s mudsdale tbh. winona is very bold and very strong and i love her

terra the espeon. given to by jeremy! terra is a sweetheart who also helps brooke as much as she can, and can help calm trainers if needed. whoops i love her?

jenna rolan - also born and raised in alola on melemele island. jenna is insanely smart??? honestly she’s gonna be a professor one day. she studies under professor kukui rn! more intereted in research than battling tbh. loves her team i s2g she would fight anyone for insulting them.

frost is her ninetails (alola ver)! jeremy loves her? especially bc he was raised in kanto and woah jenna u have a ninetails wtf!!! but she’s an ice type!!! thats so cool.... but anyway, frost is a diva i s2g, she likes attention (and likes jeremy because he gives her attention).

andy is her dragonite!!! he’s a good friend, a good chubby soft boy. andy is basically a giant teddy bear who just wants to cuddle tbh. often found napping??? what a sleepy boy

i love pokemon?

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melonoverlord · 6 years

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And also all 50 for Percy my favorite birb

Their age?

Their sexuality/sexual preference?

People are gay, Susan.

Any siblings/Only child?

He has one beautiful older sister Florina Enyo Wright.

Their favourite season?

Winter. He loves playing in the snow.

Who were/are their parents/guardians?

Best mothers in the world Marigold and Juno Wright.

Their gender?

Male

Their date of birth?

Month 1, Day 18 (August 18th)

What clothing style?

Black jeans and teal sweaters, though he’ll also wear a brown leather jacket over his sweaters.

What is their favourite food after a break-up?

You know he ate a shit ton of Macaroni and Cheese when Castor said that he didn’t want to talk to Percy anymore.

Their favourite thing to do after a break-up?

Get drunk with Flor as she tells him that she’ll kill whoever hurt him.

What happens in the ‘honeymoon phase’ for this character?

He will become one with the boo. He will pout everytime his lover has to leave and will send “I love you” every morning and night.

How many serious relationships have they been in?

Only one a couple years ago.

What is their nationality?

Racewise Helian, but he was born and raised on Therion.

What languages do they speak?

Common, Helian, and Alternian

What is their profession/Education?

He was homeschooled by his moms, but now he’s undercover at the Helian National Academy.

Their favourite comfort food?

Seafood Soup his moms make. It’s one of the few Helian dishes they still make.

What’s a food they hate?

Bananas and anything sour, especially Sour Patch Kids.

Their music taste?

He really likes 70s music like Gloria Gaynor and ABBA and anything happy with a beat. He’s been listening to Castor’s Earth mixtape but now its stashed under his mattress.

Is there a story behind their name/meaning?

It was his mom’s favorite hero, Perseus.

Something they do that seems childish to others?

He still calls his moms everyday. He lies and says that he’s making deliveries of stardust, but he still loves to hear their voice.

What is their all-time favourite TV show?

Space RuPauls’s Drag Race and Voltron

What is their all-time favourite movie?

Thor: Ragnorak. He has a crush on Chris Hemsworth.

How big is their family?

His two beautiful moms, and Flor.

Are they close to anyone specific in the family?

Everyone, but particularly Marigold and Flor.

Have they got any allergies?

Bananas.

Are they an emotional person?

He cries about once a week.

Do they get angry/lose their temper quickly?

If Percy gets angry or snippy, 1. you have about a week to live because Flor’s coming after you, and 2. You deserve it because Percy rarely is angered.

What are some of their guilty pleasures?

Eating way too much Mac and Cheese, sitting all day in his pajamas and watching Space RuPaul Drag’s Race, and sitting in the bathtub for more time than is necessary. His record time is 5 hours.

Do they have pets? Do they want pets?

Nope, he’s a bird and animals chase birds.

Do they like kids? Do they want kids/have kids?

He absolutely loves kids and wants some one day.

Who’s cuddle buddy are they?

Flor’s. Whenever either of them have a bad day, they find each other and just crawl under the covers and hold each other and watch trashy reality TV shows. Soon to be Castor’s though.

Do they have any tattoos?

Nope, one requirement for the Wings of Freedom is not to have any distinguishing features.

Do they have any piercings?

Nope, for the reasons above.

What is their hair colour? Is it their natural colour?

Right now it’s black, but his natural hair is dark brown.

Do they like musicals?

He’s gotten into a lot more like Dogfight, Hamilton, and Newsies.

Do they like marmite?

Sounds gross.

Do they like glitter?

Its very fun to play with.

Do they believe in the supernatural?

He’s also a Shaniac. He don’t believe in no ghosts. What up demon, its me ya boy.

Have they ever seen a dead body?

Sometimes all he can see are dead bodies.

Have they ever had a near-death experience?

He had his really big crash where he had to be put on life support. He still doesn’t like to talk about it that much both for the almost dying and because its where he met his boyfriend.

Have they ever broken a bone?

Flor once dared him to fly once when he was eight so he jumped off the highest ship he could find and fell on his leg.

What are they like when they’re drunk/what kind of drunk are they?

Sappy drunk. He will take out every picture and say he misses them so much even if the person was right next to him.

Have they ever drunk underage?

Yeah, the Wings of Freedom people are super lax about underage drinking.

What is the first thing they do when they wake up?

Check to see if someone texted him. Otherwise he puts his face in the pillow and groans.

Do they consider themselves popular?

He’s pretty popular among the Wings of Freedom, but that’s it. He just has to let his piloting skills talk.

How do they like their tea/coffee?

He likes cafecito and cinnamon vanilla tea

What do they smell like?

Vanilla, nutmeg, and coffee beans

Are they a virgin?

Yes at the moment (but not for long ;) )

Do they wear glasses/contacts?

Now he wears fake glasses for his job. Flor laughs at him.

Are they good at remembering significant dates? Anniversaries, birthdays etc?

No, he usually has Space Google Calendar to tell him what day it is.

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