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intoxicated-chan · 2 months

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𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐱𝐨𝐧 𝐰/ 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐆𝐚𝐠𝐚 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬

Summary ➳ Daryl is so Lady Gaga coded, her songs fit him so well. (I might expand more on this and I would love to see your guys interpretations!!)

(A/n) ➳ There is going to be a Assassin’s Creed Rogue content here and on my AO3!! I ain’t publishing any series until I finish JUDAS, that I can promise you guys. I also wasn’t sure if this isn’t a one-shot…

Word Count ➳ 500

Content Warnings ➳ Gender Neutral Reader/No use of (Y/n), EACH ARE SEPARATE SITUATIONS, Sexual content, oral (M), pervert Daryl, FWB Relationship/Toxic Relationship, consensual recording/photo taking, emotional affair, angst, mentions of death…

BAD ROMANCE

Early seasons, Daryl refuses to communicate, he fears relationships. It’s during an apocalypse, you can’t be hoping onto false hope and you’re gonna have to face that your loved one(s), will die. There’s no if ands or buts.

But Daryl can’t notice (refuses to) how much you love him. You don’t care what’s going on in the world, you want his cold heart, his love.

Or as Lady Gaga said. “I want your love. I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance.”

ALEJANDRO

Before the outbreak, you’ve had numerous of bad lovers in your past, and in the end, you always found yourself in the arms and bed of your best friend, Daryl Dixon. He was always up for the chance to get back at your exes and he enjoyed it.

Especially when he got the chance to record you taking his cock, of course he’d never share them without your consent. He’s happy that he’s the only one who gets to do it.

But Daryl catching feelings for you was something you didn’t expect and it made you realize that you didn’t want him as he wanted you. You tried to explain that it wasn’t going to work and when you tried to put some distance between you and him, he was having none of it. He wasn’t going to let you go so easily.

Or as Lady Gaga said. “And I know that you may love me but I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”

JUDAS

I know I’m already writing about JUDAS but hear me out!! You had a relationship with Daryl. You left and found someone better, you thought your life was finally on track until your ex appeared again and your feelings resurfaced. Daryl made it clear to your significant other who he was and you tried to remain strong for them but you couldn’t.

It was true that you still loved the man who betrayed you many times. You hated his grin, his hair, his eyes, everything about him angered you. But you couldn’t understand why Daryl had you wrapped around his finger.

Or as Lady Gaga said! “I wanna love you but something’s pulling me away from you. Jesus is my virtue and Judas is the demon I cling to!”

PAPARAZZI

One thing Daryl enjoyed was a cigarette. Don’t matter when and where. He could be hanging around you and he’d light one up, taking a blow job from you, after sex, during sex. Name a time and place and he’s most likely done already.

And then when he was gifted a camera, he immediately knew how to use it, catching you in all sorts of poses. You smoking his cigarette, taking his cock, a clear photo of your chest and ass. The two of you have photos of each other and when he was able to find a working recorder, you know he enjoyed filming you.

Or as Lady Gaga Said. “Need that picture of you, it’s so magical.”

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augenblicklich-lila · 1 year

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cod incorrect quotes #2

Second post and of course it's more incorrect quotes. Creature of habit and all that.

I have these saved in an entirely unorganized text editor file, so I feel like me posting something twice is inevitable. Again, mainly Y/N stuff, platonic and romantic. Also has some Soapghost and Alerudy!

I am also making this post at 4 am because I am pulling an all-nighter. Lady Gaga is blasting in the background. No guarantees for anything.

- Lila

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

Alejandro: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Y/N: This is a lie. Y/N: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Y/N: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Rodolfo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘things’. (alternatively, if we're thinking poly!relationship: Rodolfo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘thing 1’. Alejandro: Hey, I'm 'thing 2'.)

Y/N: Ghost, you're an asshole, man. Ghost: You are what you eat Y/N.

Y/N: You look good in that hoodie. Alejandro: You know where else I'd look good? Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed. Alejandro, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Soap: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Ghost: I don’t usually eat with losers. Soap: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

Ghost: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Y/N. Y/N: I hate myself. Ghost: Alright, square up.

Y/N: Who hurt you? Ghost, snorting: What, do you want a list? Y/N: …Yes, actually.

Ghost, gently nudging Y/N aside with his foot: Y/N, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Y/N, their eyes enormous: You kick Y/N? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Ghost! Jail for Ghost for one thousand years! (Miette >>>>)

Y/N: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Y/N: And I started thinking. Y/N: Like, it was just trying to get food. Y/N: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Price: Are you ok?

Soap: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Y/N: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Soap: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Y/N:…

Soap: Everything’s fine, Y/N. Y/N: Soap, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Ghost: Did you have to stab them? Y/N: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Ghost: What did they say? Y/N: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Ghost: That’s fair.

Y/N: I fell— Soap: From heaven? Y/N: No, I literally fell— Soap: In love with me the moment you saw me? Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Soap: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Y/N, handing a balloon to Ghost: I have no soul. Have a good day! Ghost, walking off: I don't have one either. (I CAN JUST HEAR HIM SAYING THIS)

Soap: We all have our demons. Soap, grabbing Y/N: This one’s mine.

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　ノ　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

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pink-apollo · 2 years

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Pfft one of the guys (or Y/N) quietly sing “Alejandro” by lady Gaga under their breath as they walk by Alejandro Just to mess with him

I love this😂😂

Probably does a double look at you to be sure you’re not calling his name for something but sees you swaying your hips as you hum along to the song that’s playing through your ear buds. His friends will do it as well to piss him off but you’re the only exception to this shenanigan that he doesn’t mind. Prefers when you say it cause of how his name just rolls off your tongue. Low key hates the song but doesn’t mind when you sing it

Will catch you every now and again doing it and he can’t help but laugh. But don’t be confused or surprised if he just randomly picks you up and walks away to a secluded area🤷🏻‍♀️

#ask #cod #mw2 #alejandro vargas x reader #Alejandro Vargas #blurb

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cogcltrcorn · 1 year

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things I Know about stewy. not headcanons. facts. I feel them in my bones.

he is the type of guy who's usual dating pool is like, perpetually twenty five. he thinks that dating any younger is gauche, but also he is an asshole

he is a few years from needing reading glasses. he notices himself squinting sometimes. no he can't make peace with the fact yet

his relationship with his own culture is fucking. insane probably. like. ironic self deprecating racism levels of fucked. if he slips up and does anything uncharacteristic for his all-american wallstreet asshole persona in public it's a sign that he is tired or fucked up beyond belief (I think he drags everyone he meets somewhere to eat JUST to order something with pork in front of them). it's fucked is what I'm saying.

he hates the idea of growing old but is also self-aware enough to know it's pathetic and so has a whole fucking Thing about "aging gracefully". however he lets his perpetually twenty five girlfriends educate him on what is up with the youths. this man knows Everything about doja cat

he is a world champion in denial and emotional compartmentalization. like. he is So determined to rationalize or outright Deny any emotion he experiences. he hates feeling vulnerable, he hates feeling attached, he hates relationships being "difficult" (the first fight is the last fight with him most of the time. he cuts people off and dodges their calls and gives the "sorry it's just not the right time" talks and moves on). whatever the fuck he has going on with kendall is unique because stewy is normally fucking ALLERGIC to expressing emotions.

related: made being a bad person one of the pillars of his fucking identity. when he feels like he is in danger of developing an ethical concern he actively squashes it like a bug. "fuck everything else, does this make my life more comfortable?" is a personal motto. and he is rich enough to have an immunity against most things that could affect him negatively. so. he really and truly doesn't give a fuck. more importantly: he doesn't want to.

he wasn't on ken's birthday party because he was very busy getting fucking plastered with his girlies and then getting EMBARRASSINGLY emotional when someone put on alejandro by lady gaga. he then wailed about kendall incoherently and cried hysterically when he came home

the girlies in question have little to no idea of who the fuck stewy is or what he does for a living. they DO know that he is a blast to be around. they also know that he is down Bad for a guy he won't name. the times stewy gets drunk enough to get SAD about it are rare but memorable.

#is it noticeable that I have brainrot #stewy hosseini #kenstewy #succession

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ghostismybbygorl · 1 year

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Alright more headcannons

Pt.1

Ale-ale-jandro

Actually hates the song alejandro by lady gaga. If rudy is mad at him he'll play the song in the car full blast to piss him off

He's 38

Hes got a BIG family. He has 7 siblings he's the oldest out if all if them

hes got a brother (36) with two daughters (6) (8)

A sister (32) with a son (10)

Twin brothers (25) one of them has a daughter (3)

A sister (20) who has a 1 year old girl

A brother (12)

A baby sister (7)

Hes roman catholic and goes to mass regularly with his family

His patron saint is St. Jude Thaddius

Him and soap will go to mass together

He's got a necklace of Guadalupe that his abuelita gave him before she passed. Every time he goes into battle he kisses the necklace and prays to his abuelita for protection

He has a tabby cat named diablo that he rescued off the streets. The cat's a total asshole to everyone but rudy.

Him and rudy are married but no one knows except for his family

This man can salsa dance like nobody's business. Dont get him near tequila or youll be learning how to dance the tango, salsa, square dance everything from him

He's a happy flirty drunk

When he's mad he'll forget how to say english words so he'll just stand there snapping his fingers trying to explain what he's trying to say but getting even more pissed because he can't remember the word.

Accidentally got high off of heroine one time. He was on a mission and somehow a bag of heroine opened up in his face causing him to inhale some. He said it was the best high he's experienced but swore to himself to never do any type of drugs after that experience in fear of getting addicted

Casually pops his neck and it'll crack LOUD

Takes a nap at 3:00 sharp. If he doesn't take his nap he will be bitchy for the rest of the day

He listens to latin r&b when he's relaxing and bad bunny when him and Rudy are alone together.

Being the oldest of the family hes a very nurturing person. When you're sick hes by your side with sopa de fideo, vics cream, and some medicinal tea

This man can and WILL cook. He used to cook with his mom and abuelita when he was younger

He loves to make tamales it reminds him of home

His family goes all out for Christmas everyone has stockings, they all get hella gifts, they sing, dance, bring over homemade food. They all will go to midnight mass and then open presents afterwords when they get home

He's always the best gift giver

His house looks like this and he still lives with his whole family (click the numbers i also have a link to the Pinterest boards if u wanna see more)

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He has those candies that Abuelas give out

Rudy rudy

Hes actually savage af. He'll absolutely roast the shit out of you and hell say it in the most casual tone

Loves bad bunny

Hes 30

Hes a only child

He has the most obscene slippers

He drinks coffee religiously. He's a regular at starbucks. His favorite starbucks drink is the java chip Frappuccino with two extra shots of espresso and coconut milk

He loves del rosa cookies snd can open them without breaking them. He gets really upset if he does. It happened one time before and he was close to tears

he loves diablo like its his own child.

He was the one to propose to Alejandro. They where sitting on a couch watching tv when he just pops the question "you want to get married?"

He's scared of anything supernatural. Dont even get him started on horror movies he will legit start praying the hail mary

He gives great massages

He's hella lactose intolerant like reenacting world war 3 in the bathroom intolerant.

since he doesn't have a big family rudy and his family will celebrate Christmas together with Alejandros family.

He absolutely loves the cheesy telenovas

He has a iguana named pakko.

He lives in Alejandro house with his family

He gets really out going when hes drunk he'll start singing and dancing

Price

Religiously plays wordle

He'll bring his bearded dragon into work ever so often. It always creeped ghost out for a while but eventually grew used to it.

He like to put little costumes on his bearded dragon

HE HAS A FAMILY PHOTO OF HIM, HIS BOYFRIEND, DOG AND DRAGON IN MATCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS. (He paid ghost big money to make the sweaters)

He doesn't shave his beard at all during november and his beard will get hella long. He usually does this because he dresses up as santa for christmas and goes to children shelter to give children christmas gifts.

He's like hella good with kids, babies especially. If he sees a baby crying he can instantly make it stop crying its like magic dad vibes.

When hes drunk he'll reminisce about the past and tell the same stories over and over. He also gets really nostalgic with laswell

He's the one to throw the christmas parties he takes it hella serious its a requirement that everyone wears a christmas sweater

His house looks like this

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He has those LOUD sneezes

He takes dad naps. He'll just say he's resting his eyes and then just knock the fuck out.

He saws logs when he naps

Has a squatty potty

Ghost

Knows how to sew and can pretty much make anything. Every year he makes little plushies for everyone for Christmas

He keeps it a top secret but he has a 7 year old daughter that he adopted. Her name is Samantha

When the team first met her they nicknamed her ghoul and she loved it

She has her own little ghost mask and she wears it around the base when ghost brings her to work

Price absolutely adores her and will often volunteer to babysit if ghost is busy with a mission same with laswell

He plays animal crossing in his free time. He says its relaxing or that hes "taking care of the kids island"

His house looks like this

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You know the scene in parks and rec when ron swanson was drunk off of snake juice...yeah thats him drunk

He'll face time his daughter when he's away every day

He has chronic insomnia so he'll stay up days on end until hes tired and then he'll pass out on his bed and sleep for a whole day.

He lets his daughter pain his nails. He came in one day with hot pink nails 💅🏼

He has a tattoo of one of his daughters drawing and a tattoo on his ribs of his daughter's handwriting saying "i love you daddy"

His nipples are pierced

He's giving his daughter a puppy for Christmas

Laswell

Her and her wife have a daughter who's 10

She made price her maid (or i guess man of honor?). He was so thrilled and of course sobbed when he saw her walk down the isle

She met price at a football game in london

Shes 40

When shes talking to her wife she'll refer the task as her kids. "Hey do you want to come to dinner with the kids?"

She wears scarfs all the time

Laswells daughter and Samantha are best friends and they will often schedule play dates and sleep over

She gives out the most heartfelt presents. If you talk about something you want 5 months ago she'll buy it and give it to you on Christmas.

Her house

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When theres a party with the boys she, her wife, price, and his boyfriend will watch all the stupid shit they would do and laugh at them

She has a Pomeranian named Annabelle

She does yoga with her wife

She gets sleepy when she's drunk and will probably fall asleep on prices sholder

She loves the smell of rosemary

Soap

He has a apartment which looks like this

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He has a girl roommate who keeps the apartment tidy and clean while he's gone. (he very much appreciates her and always cooks and does the dishes for her). She likes to roast the shit out if him when he's home.

He has chronic pain in his right knee which causes him to wear a knee brace occasionally

Hes smokes the elf bars vapes. His favorite flavor is the rainbow candy

He got a tattoo of a heart on his butt cheek. He has absolutely no clue when he got it

He loves tequila drinks

Hes a cocktail type of bitch. The boys will be sipping on bourbon and soap will be over here with like a lemon drop martini or some fancy cocktail.

He wears jockstrap underwear. He says it makes his ass look great but he also wears those funny briefs like the ones that has emojis or cereal theme

When he's nervous he'll start rubbing his stubble

As a April fools prank he grew his beard out and cut it like price's beard. He then proceeded to walk around with his hat and a cigar and act like him for the whole day. He later convinced everyone to do it the next year. Ghost somehow sewed a beard to his mask for this.

He snorts when he laughs hard

He will do any dare someone tells him to do. Gaz jokingly dared soap to snort smarties thinking that he wouldnt do it....he did it......he still smells smarties from time to time.

Ghost and him have matching tattoos if skeletons dancing

He likes to listen to indie alternative music his favorite artist is steve lacy

When soaps drunk he gets all lovey dovey to everyone and he'll start singing sea shanties and pop songs.

He has a snack stash. Everyone will be debriefing and he'll just randomly pull out a snack and start eating

Hes always hungry and eating. His favorite snacks are gummies, oreos, and Takis

He will eat ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING. He's tried the weirdest foods out of curiosity and from dares.

Absolutely love's Christmas he wears ungly Christmas sweaters the whole month of december. He has a whole closet full of them

He loves candy canes and will go through multiple boxes of them throughout the month

Hes a nail biter

He's the god father of ghosts daughter.

He has a shower beer after work (a/n: its when you drink beer while you shower very life changing highly suggest it)

Hes really good at soccer

He sleeps in the most random spots and funniest positions. Ghost has a whole folder of all the weird places soap has slept. Everyone will fuck with him in his sleep and do random shit to him here's a few photos of what he would sleep like and what they do

Gazzy

He gets chronic migraines

He is a very VERY emotional drunk. He'll be happy and dancing and next he'll be crying over his goldfish that died 7 years ago

When he's mad his atlanta accent will kick in.

He's very sensitive to certain textures he loves sof blankets and has them littered around his apartment

He's a Very picky eater like the pallate of a 5 year old

He LOVES auntie annes mac and cheese and will eat that on the daily (its his comfort food)

He's allergic to bee's

Loves foo fighters

He can play cello

He's has ocd and will freak out if things dont go his way. Price usually has ti calm him down if he has a freak attack

His favorite anime is darling in the franxxs

He has a whole squishmellow collection on his bed

He really likes to paint him and soap will often chill out in the common room and just do artsy shit together

He loves sending reaction memes

He taught price the woah and now throw the woah at him

If he sees soap the both will look at each other and then do the biggest most dramatic way of the whip

He makes secret handshakes with everyone. Hes still trying to get ghost to do one

He arranges the secret santa and he always gives the most ridiculous presents

He loves to do yoga with laswell and her wife

His apartment looks like this

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gvaudoiin-tricou · 2 months

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URL Song Tag 🎶

tagged by @profesionalpartyguest

G-Glue Song- Beabadoobee V- Vitamin - NCT 127 A- Alejandro - Lady Gaga U- Un misil en mi placar - Soda Stereo D- Die 4 u- Dean O - Only You - Little Mix I- I'm good at goodbyes - Bibi I- I love you but I love me more- Marina N- No More - Dreamcatcher

T- Tree Among Shrubs - Men I trust R- Ride - Hybs I- I hate you - SZA C- Carta para no llorar - El Kuelgue O- Out of the woods - Taylor Swift U-Underwater - Red Velvet

idk who to tag so i'm tagging everyone who wants to do it 🤗

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chaotic-guinea-pig · 6 months

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2, 4, 5, 6, 15, 16, and 17 for Cartman

(Ask game here!)

Thank you for the ask!! :] Now, this is a very interesting one!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

That Cartman has stuffed animals! Though I hate him as a person (but love him as a character), the scene where he had a tea party, and the other where he played toys with Bebe... all strangely endearing.

I'd also say that he is canonically good at singing/rapping. Let's be honest, his rap in 'Put it Down' went hard.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

Total Drama series. There is no real reason for this other than I'd pay good money to see how Cartman interacts with Chris, Heather and Alejandro lmao. He would also do a great job at scheming his way to the million dollars.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

'Poker Face', by Lady Gaga haha.

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Just our love for cats and stuffed animals, that's all. :)

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

I have no idea if this counts, but it's one-sided Kyman from Cartman's side. I stress on the "one-sided" part, because I genuinely can't see Kyle reciprocating at all, and mutual Kyman simply does not spark joy for me. Whenever I come across untagged Kyman in fics, I immediately leave lmao.

Kyle and Cartman is my second favourite dynamic to watch on screen (after Stan and Kyle), not only because their rivalry is funny af, but there's just something so fascinating about Cartman's fucked up obsession with Kyle... and not in the "man this is so cute!!" way, but in the "wow what the fuck is wrong with you. I wanna study you under a microscope" way.

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

Apart from the obvious illegal ships, it's a tie between Heiman (for obvious reasons) and the flavour of Kyman where Kyle reciprocates. I'm also not a big fan of Candy either, though I'll admit that their battle interactions in TFBW made me laugh hard.

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

Although it's a ship I'll never seek out in fanart/fics, probably Kenman. Not something I feel particularly strong about, but if they're a side ship in a fic then I'm cool with it.

#asks #south park #eric cartman #this was a very spicy one. i enjoyed it though

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power-chords · 2 years

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@elicash tagged me to post five songs I'm really into at the moment and to tag five people :) TY Chico!

"Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac, a band whose output I don't particularly care for in its totality, but whose bangers will send any normal human being with ears and a soul into dopaminergic orbit. I have been revisiting this song for reasons that shall not be disclosed but this is one of those tracks where if every hair on your body doesn't stand on end when you hear it I just assume you're a psychopath. Everything about it is pop perfection but the drums especially are so interesting to me, Lindsay Buckingham's solo is fucking nuts, I could go on forever.

"Speechless" by Lady Gaga, hands down my favorite Gaga song of all time, the Daddy Issues Song, the plea to a self-destructive father disguised as a ballad addressed to a lover, Stefani Germanotta conclusively affirming that she is also a Paul Guy like yours truly (and a Freddie Guy, and a Burt Guy, and an Elton Guy), pure unrepentant schlock that I should hate on paper, that should make me see Billy Joel bottle of red, and yet it's so clever and poignant and shatteringly, nakedly honest it clobbers me in the gut and brings tears to my eyes. Everybody else go home! Get the fuck out!

"Run Now" by Tommy Keene, god rest his soul, one of the greatest power pop composers and guitarists of all time, responsible for the most infectiously catchy and yet achingly brutal song about being a closeted gay man.

"Always A Friend" by Alejandro Escovedo, possibly my favorite love song in the history of ever. It's so good even Springsteen's obsessed and wishes he wrote it. It's got the magic to turn any frown upside-down, guaranteed.

"A Long Time Away" by Shearwater, STILL, after like six months. I think this one is going to be at the very top of my Spotify Wrapped at the end of the year. It's like Coldplay for chicks who dig Michael Mann movies, I.E. the only Coldplay I can tolerate.

I tag whoever else scrolls by this and wants to do it!

#ask memes #music

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fratricideknight · 1 year

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Hi hi hi <3

What are some of your favourite songs?

well hello, leena, beloved 💕 thank you for asking

look. tbh i'm not that into music. i don't listen to much and no matter how hard i try i can never seem to find any music from niche artists unless i steal a song from someone else's playlist. for me, listening to music is an activity which i do by itself bc i can't concentrate when music is playing in the background, so i don't do it often. fucking hell it's taking me a while to get to the point.

BASICALLY expect popular songs and artists <3 some specific songs i've been absolutely loving recently are 'Streets' and 'Kiss Me More' by Doja Cat, 'Alejandro' by Lady Gaga, 'God is a woman' by Ariana Grande, 'Locked out of Heaven' by Bruno Mars, 'GUY.exe' by Superfruit, 'Blinding Lights' by The Weeknd, 'Hymn for the Weekend' by Coldplay, and some Fall Out Boy songs. some i hate, some i love (partly due to nostalgia). i've suddenly gotten really into ariana despite never really vibing with her music before, and i really adore doja cat. i don't stan any music artists currently, though.

uh. this is the leap of faith. no one better judge me otherwise you are a fucking loser and i will eat your left arm. i was a BTS stan for four years. i still really like them, i just don't stan them anymore. it's really fucking weird that i would fall for them when i don't even like music all that much overall, but. it happened. there's crack in their songs, i guess. currently some of my favourites of theirs are 'Euphoria', 'Pied Piper', 'Run BTS', 'Run' (a different song from 'Run BTS' lol), 'Black Swan', 'Heartbeat', 'Spring Day', 'Tomorrow', 'Ddaeng', 'My Universe', and 'The Astronaut' by member Jin. i still retain my encyclopaedic knowledge of their discography despite unstanning them a while ago. there is no escape.

if you don't know anything about them just watch this video i guess. (jfc i retain the urge to convert people into armys despite no longer being one.)

#music #about me #not spn #mine #askbox #mostlybbucky #💕 my beloved

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Alright I’m a lady Gaga fan and there’s this song called Alejandro and I think it’s just about some guy Alejandro or something but everytime I hear I feel like Rodolfo would sing it to tease Alejandro

(Not sure if Alejandro would love the song or hate it)

I have heard of that song over on Tiktok, it seems to be their favorite joke to make, lol

But I think Alejandro would think it was funny.

Valeria, however, would hate it

#alejandro cod #alejandro vargas #rodolfo cod #rodolfo parra #aledolfo #call of duty #valeria garza #valeria cod

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bunnywritesmarvel · 1 year

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thanks for the tag @dumpsterfirecee ehehehe

nickname: bunny, bun, or bunbun

sign: leo

height: 5'7

last thing i googled: 'how to tell if you're ovulating' bc i think im in fucking heat 💀💀

song stuck in my head currently: alejandro by lady gaga

# of followers: thats for me to know wink wink

amount of sleep: 7-9 hours on average

dream job: housewife tbh, i hate working 💀

wearing: jeans and my work uniform shirt lmao

movie/book that summarizes you: inkheart by cornelia funke

fav song currently: paris (ooh la la) by grace potter and the nocturnals

aesthetic: gothic boho

fav authors: uhhhhhh rick riordan probably

random fun fact: i used to work at dairy queen lmao

no pressure tags: @myrrh-dock @someplace-darker @localmvthman

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420weedwhacker69 · 4 days

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alejandro by lady gaga goes insanely hard I hate to say

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butchwink · 2 months

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okay tumblr heres the deal. im a real dipshit. a real idiot. i really didnt do this on purpose. i lost my keys to the bottom of my purse for about a week and got them replaced so i have a backup set now but i ended up in the psych ward the second time this ramadan and its so hard to observe ramadan in a goddamn psych ward they want you fasting when the suns down its absolutely insane how christian this "laique" private military hospital is. the fort i have to volunteer at again. monfort. they think im a doctor or something but i have a bs degree in philosphy is what i keep telling them

either way i lost my wallet on the bus going to cash a cheque that was a refund for fucking hockey equipment. i bought a helmet, a bunch of tape, and other gear in time to get to play this winter. the sticks i bought out of pocket i had to buy sticks again lol cause i got rid of them during a move at some point along with my mothers walking stick. i cant keep all your bullshit alive mom and dad. sorry.

so basically donations from the internet are no good and i need a brave asshole in or around ottawa to offer me tissues toilet paper and a pack of smokes. i have weed and idc im the queen of france and everyone is too scared to try anything against me. its the middle of the night and id rather bug tumblr than keep texting my best friend.

sorry im like this i swear i didnt lose the wallet on purpose. theres no money on the card theres small change and the guitar pick i used to make my only lp in high school. it sucks cause i had to rush it and produce it all on my own but its lost media now afaik. idk where my hard drive in is this mess.

i dont wanna put my shit out on bandcamp because i hate the culture of asking ten bucks to download ones music. i get it its only ten bucks but this money is quite precarious around my ass and i dont care about getting tied to a wage. sorry my time is worth more than a wage or a salary and im a communist. i dont want to be the bitch asking a toonie for more eps and lps if i ever go back to the god damn studio. i dont want to be the bitch screaming about labor conditions and space jam bullshit in ottawa. this place is cursed and im like the devil or something. the aliens dont want to tie us up to our own bullshit labor contracts. im sorry the $12 million contract from the aliens is just as bullshit dont take it lmao dont offer it either bozos.

the french owe friendship and solidarity to the anishinaabe and im deeply ashamed no ones been brave eough to play the devil king or queen of france at the end times and end the occupation in palestine already. jesus fucking christ youre all assholes here stop playing jesus all of you little martyrs everywhere anyday we couldve had this.

my problem is im friends with joan of arc and anne frank and my mom is journaling my life because she thinks shes doing me and anne franks crowd a favor by being a zionist. forreal my moms a canadian idiot and i kind of hope she killed herself in shame 15 years ago because oh my god i dont want to talk to her for a couple months again fuck off mom the old regent queen of france needs to go back to bed it isnt even six in the morning the birds are singing but its dark af outside i should eat something

zior park made me cave to kpop again go check out christian and ghost sound of the summer. i miss kpop sorry i had to avoid kpop forever hi christian idiots over on the south side stop playing jesus omg youre such communists anyway wake up bozos.

im like the devil or something. im gonna play fma to get my mom back on october 3rd because i didnt forget, tumblr. i didnt forget you guys. idc if i lose an arm or a leg at this point. my brothers safe in his shell already dont go bugging alexandre. "dont call my name alejandro" means dont blast alex too and lady gaga failed that one so im blasting her. my family couldnt shut up about being work acquaintances and sharing family stories with her? sorry i have to blast my family like this theyre all assholes who wanna find out what happened to my mom anyway. and whoever else died.

and idcc lemme live my life holy shit its so structurally impossible to be myself as an autistic trans woman and the funniest bitch on the planet year after year whats my problem? im an ottawa citizen and i have to live a human life as lucifer. lucina. whatever its lucy now. i liberated hell as a child. they taught me ego death as a fucking toddler. amos daragon escaping hell as a teenager and being anxious? thats really cute that was my last airbender shit before nickelodeon caught on to something really special.

go check out amos daragon and berskerk already. and awakening. i wanna bring back pokemon. the real shadow games. fuck yugioh lol

ive got the madoka wish to end suffering in my pocket and ive had it for a long time. i cant believe we lost lauren. she was my homura. im so sorry lauren. rest in peace. please dont try to stop me its okay. ily. no shit i thought i was sayaka all along im like that. ill throw my soul gem into traffic watch me. i hate saying that line so much especially in this town its worse than inshallah. thats trudeaus dad saying hell put security on every mp during the october crisis. enjoy 2024. i hope the leafs win the cup in four years so hell can freeze over already i miss my odrs!! bring back the canal for more than a few days at a time! please?? anyone!? wake up!

#fire emblem #pokemon #montreal to madrid #lady lamb #anyone wake up!!!!#alison from orleans you devil someone go bug ali she showed me this website #this is her backyard i took over hello the internet you needed a special corner and i fucking found it tysm tumblr ily tumblr i cant lose u #ali wake up you might be the more restrained jealous wrathful bitch here but i think the war on ukraine is on you and i dude #forreal stop it with russian agent bullshit wake the fuck up and read lenin #whats the story with anastasia and the shotguns do you want me to tell it id rather ask her in person you know how it is #pokemon go to the polls? that was funny #lemme show you #pokemon go conquest #ottawa #montreal #toronto #cataraqui #idc ill make it a fan game with my friends if nintendo doesnt offer it to us anyway #watch the awakening cutscenes on youtube if you havent played awakening #im lucina wake the fuck up ali and i wished marth would get to be a chick already that was amazing thank you kyubeys at nintendo #that was alisons wish. the ukranian from my siblings school. the lesbian i was bearding with in college. yeah of course #she showed me tumblr how do you think this was gonna end anyway im not letting go of this thing and i bet neither is she #find her!! shes with the fire emblem crowd #lucina was her wish and shes a magical girl and a half this one. shes got a degree in translation now #we met learning german together at uottawa #lady lamb at lamoureux already fuck off other ali we were in arts thats the stairwell to hell #pokemon go conquest alreadyyy #from the malbaie to gaspé to winsor and thunder bay! give us pokemon already!!#(im handing out pokemon cards like no tomorrow joan of arc likes pokemon more than yugioh the king of games is back motherfuckers)#i cant wait to play the rat deck on my friends three blue eyes white quacavals or whatever the fuck the duck starter is called

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