I have never been so deceived by a test as I was the ap calc ab exam
Raised my hopes, gave me faith that hey, I might actually do well on this!
Then absolutely obliterated them
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Listen - Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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god gave me executive dysfunction bc if i could focus for more than 20 minutes every two hours and switch tasks id be too powerful
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Drumeo fa suonare Almost Easy a Nic Collins
Drumeo fa suonare Almost Easy a Nic Collins
Drumeo, famosa piattaforma dedicata alla batteria ed ai batteristi, spesso invita musicisti famosi (come Mike Portnoy, Chad Smith etc) a cimentarsi nell’esecuzione di brani di altre band per apprezzare l’estro e le doti dei loro colleghi.
Nell’ultimo episodio caricato sul profilo YouTube di Drumeo troviamo Nic Collins, figlio del famoso Phil dei Genesis, ascoltare ed imparare Almost Easy…
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with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet
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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
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Haunted City
Danny could admit that pretending to be a "regular ghost" was pretty fun. He could hide in one place and scare people who were waiting for an open door and a creepy laugh.
Honestly, Danny could do a lot more than that, the ghosts people believed in were nothing like the ones he knew. He wondered if there were simply different types of ghosts, or supernatural creatures; it was quite likely, considering that the ghosts of the Realms weren't even of the same dimension so it wasn't a fair comparison.
Anyway, the halfa had spent a couple of days "haunting" Gotham. The place was too leggy and they needed a little excitement in their lives. Of course, this led to some rumors about a spirit suffering or something similar, he didn't really care.
The "heroes" of Gotham didn't seem to share his opinion, going through all the places that had been "attacked" (they were just jokes) and looking for some explanation before calling Justice League Dark, Danny had fun scaring them a little in the process.
But he wasn't too interested in being exorcised, banished or whatever they did with rebel ghosts, so he settled on a mansion that was too big for its few inhabitants. Scaring billionaires was almost therapeutic, although the butler didn't seem too impressed by his (minimal) efforts.
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Almost Easy
by crimsontheory
When Harry reluctantly agreed to go out for drinks for his coworker’s birthday, he wasn’t expecting to end up at a nightclub. He also wasn’t expecting to take home the handsome stranger he’d locked eyes with across the dance floor.
Words: 8080, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Clubbing, Alcohol, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Blow Jobs, Edging, how is that not an actual tag??, Orgasm Delay/Denial, I guess that's the tag, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Kissing
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/5fiKODR
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My first actual zutara art, guys!!!!
And, wow, my inner child was healed a little in the proces (I always was scared to draw them).
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you wanted to be a good friend, because you loved your friends, but the truth was that everyone else somehow had a pamphlet on being normal that you never received. most of the time you learn by trial-and-error. you are terrified of the next big mistake you make, because it seems like the rules are completely arbitrary.
you've learned to keep the prickly parts of your personality in a stormcloud under your bed - as if they're a second version of you; one that will make your friends hate you. it feels feral, burning, ugly.
instead, you have assembled habits based on the statistical likelihood of pleasing others. you're a good listener, which is to say - if you do speak up, you might end up saying the wrong thing and scaring off someone, but people tend to like someone-who-listens. or you've got no true desires or goals, because people like it when you're passive, mutable. you're "not easy to fluster" which is to say - your emotions are fundamentally uninteresting to others around you; so you've learned to control them to a degree that you can no longer really feel them happening.
you have long suspected something is wrong with you, but most of the time, googling doesn't help. you are so-used to helping-yourself, alone and with no handbook. the reek of your real self feels more like a horrible joke - you wake up, and, despite all your preparations, suddenly the whole house is full of smoke. the real you is someone waiting to ruin your other-life, the one where you're normal and happy. the real-self is unpredictable, angry.
your real self snarls when people infantilize the whole situation. because if you were really suffering, everyone seems to think you'd be completely unable to cope. but you already learned the rules, so you do know how to cope, and you have fucking been coping. it's not black-and-white. it's not that you are healed during the other times - it's just that you're able to fucking try. and honestly, whenever you show symptoms, it's a really fucking bad sign.
because the symptoms you have are ugly and unmanageable for others. your symptoms aren't waifish white girl things. they're annoying and complicated. they will be the subject of so many pretentious instagram reels. if they cared about you, they'd just show up on time. you care, a lot, so deeply it burns you. you like to picture a world where the comments read if they loved you, they'd never need glasses to see. but since that's a rule you've seen repeated - "one must never be late or you are a bad friend" - you constantly worry about being late and leave agonizingly early. there are no words for how you feel when you're still late; no matter how hard you were trying.
so you have to make up for it. you have to make up for that little horrible real you that you keep locked in a cabinet. you are bad at answering emails so every project you make has to be perfect. you are weird and sensitive so you have to learn to be funny and interesting. you are an inconvenience to others, so you become as smooth as possible, buffing out all the rough parts.
all this. all this. so people can pass their hands over you and just tell you just the once -how good you are. you're a good friend. you're loveable.
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zoro got lost in the store and thought this would help him find the rest of the crew (it did work but probably not the way he imagined)
inspired by this art by @bluechanas!!
reference: showing baby to supermarket camera meme
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i’ve seen some people say that the merchant-seam divide thats portrayed in hunger games fic is probably overblown, but even if it is (which i don’t think it is if we read between the lines of what SC showed in the books) i still really love the idea that everlark being the “star-crossed lovers” isn’t only something that would’ve happened in the games. no matter what— while inevitable— their road to falling in love would’ve been fraught with disapproval. it would’ve been hard. peeta might’ve had to be disowned or go to the mines. and it still would’ve happened anyway.
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