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beuatifulbuttercup · 7 months

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titan army shit bc it's the only thing keeping my life together

Billie: Lou Ellen… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lou Ellen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Billie: Billie: I wrote sanitize, Lou Ellen.

Valentina, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Valentina: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Ellis: Where did you get that tomato soup? Clovis: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Luke: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Valentina: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Silena: No. No, Valentina, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Valentina calls Ellis. Number five: Billie gets eaten by a shark. Billie: I’m Billie, and I approve the order of that list.

Alabaster: Why am I the bad guy? Ethan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

While the Squad is in a battle Luke, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Chris: Take it back now y'all!

Billie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Valentina: Valentina: I like you.

Luke: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Ethan: Ellis, probably.

Ethan: You're pathetic! Lou Ellen: You're pathetic-er! Alabaster: You're both losers.

Silena after Chris went insane: Chris, can I ask you a question? Chris: Sure, anything. Silena: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Ethan: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Luke: Ethan: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Billie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Alabaster's birthday invitations. Lou Ellen: Well, what are they supposed to say? Billie: "Alabaster's birthday". Lou Ellen: So, what do they say instead? Billie: "Alabaster’s bi". Lou Ellen: Lou Ellen: Works out either way.

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #titan army #lou ellen blackstone #billie ng #ellis wakefield #valentina diaz #chris rodriguez #luke castellan #silena beauregard #ethan nakamura #alabaster c torrington #alabaster torrington #pjo incorrect quotes #this was in my drafts for too dam long

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brolyng · 10 months

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Nightmare Cops

#nightmare cops #newgrounds #ng #chris #jason #stan #art #digitalart

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incorrect-woebegone-quotes · 10 months

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Anne: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mikey: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Marissa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mikey, learn to listen.

Chance: What if it bites itself and I die?

Shadow: That’s voodoo.

Mike: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Michael: That’s correlation, not causation.

Chance: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Shadow: That’s kinky.

Anne: Oh my God.

#woe.begone #wbg #incorrect wbg #incorrect woe.begone #mike walters #mikey walters #michael walters #anne wbg #marissa ng wbg #charlie wbg #chance wbg #chris wbg #shadow wbg

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thatonegaybastard · 1 year

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ok electrode time I guess :/

#chris plays pokemon legends arceus #I hate do i ng these ifs stresdul

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sunny-bunnyyyy · 2 years

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Zach and Chris! :)

#hellbenders #zach hadel #chris o'neill #oney ng #oney plays #fanart

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alessandroiiidimacedonia · 14 days

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Just published: "Legacy of the East and Legacy of Alexander" by Krzysztof Nawotka and Wojciechowska Agnieszka (Editors)

Good morning everyone, happy weekend, I’m Elena from Italy and thank you for being on Alessandro III di Macedonia- your source about Alexander the Great and Hellenism. Today I’d like to point out a book that I just discovered has been released and it’s one of those books that I absolutely must buy: Legacy of the East and Legacy of Alexander by Krzysztof Nawotka and Wojciechowska Agnieszka…

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ultrameganicolaokay · 8 days

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Birds of Prey #11 by Kelly Thompson, Gavin Guidry and Javier Pina. Variant covers by (1) Sergio Acuña, (2) Gleb Melnikov and (3) Chris Ng. Out in July.

"The Birds of Prey’s personal failings threaten to turn an advantage into a disadvantage as their search for Barbara continues to be more 'fight for their lives' than 'search for Oracle'. Oh, and there are dinosaurs."

#birds of prey #black canary #dinah lance #dc comics #kelly thompson #gavin guidry #javier pina #serg acuña #sergio acuña #gleb melnikov #chris ng #variant cover #comics

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kimludcom · 4 months

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Chris Brown ft Davido - Sensational Live @ Dubai

#youtube #Chris Brown #davido #Sensational Live @ Dubai #music #USA #NG #DAI #entertainment

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rabbit-ina-trenchcoat · 6 months

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is there a section of the christopher reeve fanbase on here that read still me & nothing is impossible and can just giggle over how fucking bizarre that man was. like how he almost didnt get into Juilliard because he neglected to consider he would have to sing

#ALSO HAS ANYONR READ THE ARTICLE ABT HIM AND ROBIN WILLIAMS WHERE LIKE.#CHRIS HAS CUSTODY OF ROBIN FROM HIS WIFE ON THE FUCKING WEEKENDS AND WOULD JUST FLY ROBIN OUT IN HIS OWN PLANE? FOR FUN? FOR SHITS AND FUCKI #NG GIGGLES?#christopher reeve

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gme-news · 1 year

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NILABAS ANG PINAKAMALAKAS PARA BAWIIN ANG GOLD | GILAS PILIPINAS SA SEA GAMES

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#Aaron Black #AJ Edu #Arvin Tolentino #at Jeremiah Gray. Kabilang din sa pool ang mga standout sa kolehiyo at amateur na sina Schonny Winston #at Michael Phillips. Kung sa fiba world cup naman ang pag uusapan #Benjamin Phillips #Brandon Ganuelas-Rosser #Calvin Oftana #Chris Newsome #Chris Ross #Christian Standhardinger #dahil nilabas na ng gilas pilipinas ang kanilang malalakas na players at kasama na dito si justin brownlee! Si Brownlee at Fajardo ay kasama #gilas #Jamie Malonzo #Japan at Indoesia sina NBA player Jordan Clarkson ng Utah Jazz at B.League’s Kai Sotto ng Hiroshima Dragonflies.#Japeth Aguilar #Jerom Lastimosa #jessica sojo #kapuso mo #Kevin Alas #Kevin Quiambao #kmjs #Maaari pa ring maglaro para sa Gilas Pilipinas sa 19th FIBA World Cup 2023 sa darating na agosto hanggang setyembre sa bansa #Marcio Lassiter #Mason Amos #Mikey Williams #nba #NILABAS ANG PINAKAMALAKAS PARA BAWIIN ANG GOLD | GILAS PILIPINAS SA SEA GAMES Mukhang sisiguraduhin na ng gilas team na makakuha ng ginto sa #noypi alliance #pba

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arcticdementor · 2 years

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There’s a saying, and I don’t know who coined it, but it goes something like, “Go woke; go broke.” I do know that former president Donald Trump said that “everything woke turns to s**t.”

One company that’s learning this lesson the hard way — even though nobody there will admit it publicly — is Disney. David Ng at Breitbart is reporting that The Walt Disney Company has lost a whopping $63 billion in market capitalization over the past two months.

“Shares of Disney have plummeted 23.5 percent since the start of March, falling from $145.70,” Ng writes. “Market cap is down $62.6 billion, from $265.3 to $202.7 billion.”

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I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to wrap my head around losing that kind of money. I freak out if I lose a $20 bill, so losing tens of billions because I took a political position that appeases a percentage of my workforce and a smaller percentage of the world at large at the expense of everybody else would be disastrous. That amount of money may be chump change to Disney, but it’s still nearly a quarter of its market cap.

Disney’s stock has performed poorly over the past several months, dropping 30% over the past year.

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Much, though not all, of this stems directly from Disney’s decision to speak out on Florida’s Parental Rights in Education bill, which the legislature passed into law and Gov. Ron DeSantis signed at the end of March. The Democrats and their willing accomplices in the media falsely dubbed it the “Don’t Say Gay Bill,” which triggered the LGBTQ lobby among Disney cast members to pressure CEO Bob Chapek to stick the company’s nose into the state’s business.

DeSantis and the Florida legislature decided to fight fire with fire, and they voted to end the 1967 special improvement act that allowed Disney to create the Reedy Creek Improvement District and essentially act as its own government over the Walt Disney World property.

On top of Disney’s newfound woke activism, the public found out that some of Disney’s creative executives are dedicated to doubling down on LGBTQ content for kids and families. Disney cast members who don’t agree with that agenda made their voices heard, but that didn’t matter to executives. And then Disney began to question beloved long-time characters as “potentially problematic” for the most ridiculous reasons.

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Now Disney is paying the financial price for its woke turn. Disney may never admit its fault in all this — if the company does back off from wokeness, which I expect it to do eventually, it’ll do it without fanfare — but the damage has been done. There’s no way for Disney to take back its politically charged statements or fix the harm it’s done to its brand.

#chris queen #pjmedia #disney #david ng

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g-xix · 6 months

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🔞Lockdown Vids | [KINKTOBER]

[Harry W2S + WillNE + ChrisMD]

"Harry, your food's just come!" Pushing Harry's door open, I saw my boyfriend swivel round in his chair, Will, Stephen and Chris cheer on the computer screen in front of him.

ng Harry's door open, I saw my boyfriend swivel round in his chair, Will, Stephen and Chris cheer on the computer screen in front of him.

"Ohhh, I don't want whatever you've got me, Stephen." I watched as Harry put his head in his hands, myself laughing lightly before going to tousle his hair and lean down to see the boys on his screen.

"What's this lockdown mukbang's collab theme?" I asked Chris, leaning back and sitting on Harry's lap. I felt his arm wrap around my waist, fingers lightly brushing over my fabric top as he toyed with my tee-shirt.

"Well, today we're going for what we agreed to last time," Chris started explaining his video exuberantly. "Everyone's ordering for the person that ordered for themselves last week-"

I felt my breathing hitch as Harry's fingers dipped under my thin tee-shirt, his fingers gently skimming my stomach and running along the sides of my skin. I gulped, trying to ignore the soft feeling of Harry's gentle touch, trying to focus on Chris's words. It was unclear whether Harry's touch was intentionally sensual, or whether it was just my hormones that had me feeling a tad more aroused than normal, thoughts already going left with just the slightest of Harry's touch.

"W-wow, that's really fantastic, C-Chris..." I spoke, my words jumbling as I tried to piece my words together. "How're you, square."

I laughed and leaned back onto Harry's chest as Will let out an "OI!".

"I'm not a square, you... you..."

"If she was a shape you know damn well she'd be an hourglass, Will." Chris finished his sentence for him.

A blush creeped onto my face, my hips shuffling at the compliment. Harry's hand found a place to sit against my side, holding onto me possessively as if I might leave.

"She might be an hourglass but she's got the face of a wrong'un." Will shook his head. "Not that it's bad, just that it makes me want to do bad things to it."

Chris then started "What, are you trying to insinuate you wanna face fuc--

"Yeah, well she's taken boys." Harry spinned the chair so that he could be seen behind me as well- a sick-of-it expression drawn onto his face.

"Doesn't mean you couldn't take two more though, does it, Camille?" Chris winked with his dazzling smile and signature confidence, only making me more flustered, the blush on my face evident.

"I..." I found it hard to put my words together and tell him I didn't. It was only when Harry squeezed my side with his hand, I found myself able to answer again. "I think you'll find Harry is fulfilling enough as it is."

I leaned behind me to look into Harry's blue eyes, their cornflower calmness and his cute uneven stubble. The straight nose and sweet pink lips which my fingers traced slowly, before I leaned down to press a kiss to his them, setting his takeout bag to the side of his desk and giving him a hug before slowly getting up from his lap.

"I'll be hovering in the background, let me know if you need me." I smiled at Harry, waving goodbye to the boys also before turning and walking out of frame to lounge on Harry and I's bed- all just to hear Will's voice proclaim.

"Goodness, she's just as good-lookin' from behind as well, i'nt she?"

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"What is it now?" I leaned down so that I was eye-level with the computer screen, smiling at the mildly-drunk boys who looked up happily at the company.

"Cam, we need you to tell us which of us boys is hottest photoshopped as a girl." Stephen said with a completely straight face. I blinked a moment before looking in the chat which Harry graciously opened up.

"Will, you're quite pretty as a girl, aren't you..." I mumbled as I scanned across the photos.

"Takes one to know one, lovely." He responded, raising his beer up before taking a sip. I rolled my eyes.

"Not a bad jawline, Chris- Stephen, you just look like your sister- and Harry is the prettiest to me." I leaned back, sitting on Harry's leg and resting my head on his shoulder. "How much longer is your recording gonna be, boys?"

"Shouldn't be too long, Cam," Chris responded, checking the clock behind him. "We're just going on a five minute break, now-"

"Good, I need a bloody piss." Stephen ran off of his little screen in a questionable outfit, his even sillier run making everyone crack up a bit.

"I'll be back in a few too, you guys- don't get up to anything without me!" Chris left his setup, Will also doing so just a moment later, leaving Harry and I alone together for a moment. I lifted myself onto my knees, swinging myself around so that I straddled Harry- perching on his lap and wrapping my arms around his neck, looking into his happy face- smile round and genuine and eyes crinkled into happy ovals.

"Your shoot isn't going to be too much longer, is it?" I asked, letting a hand run into his hair and play with his soft brunette locks.

"Not too much longer," He hummed. I knew he always loved me playing with his hair- especially when I pulled and tugged at it. "Why'd you ask?"

I leaned into him, pulling an earphone out of his ear and whispering "I want you," in it, before shuffling up his lap so that my core was pressed against his wood through his joggers.

Harry bit his lip at the feeling, smile turning into a smirk as he looked back up to my needy eyes. "You gonna kiss me then, or what?"

I wasted no time in pressing my lips against his passionately, licking the sweet port off of his lips and kissing hungrily, my sensing getting drunk on the feeling of him slipping his hands under my shirt and caressing my tits as he kissed back, groaning as I lowered my hand down behind me and found his crotch, slipping my hand beneath his own waistband as my fingers trailed over his boxers, tracing over the hardening cock beneath the material as he pulled my top off and left me in my bra.

Harry pulled away for a moment to find his way between my shorts, pushing them and my panties to the side as his finger trailed from my clit right down to my core, making me lean into him and shiver at the pleasurable feeling.

"This wet already?" He smirked before both hands landed on my ass, playfully smacking it which caused me to let out a yelp before rolling my eyes.

"You know you aren't meant to slap my arse at every given opportunity."

"Sorry gorgeous," He said, with a grin so shit-eating it was laughable. "How ever could you forgive me?"

"Just shut up and put that mouth to better use."

"With pleasure."

He flipped me around, bending me over his desk and shoving his keyboard and pens to the side and pushing my shorts and panties down hurriedly, running his tongue between my core slowly before circling my sensitive spot causing me to elicit a laboured moan, my whole body tingling from the stimulation, and only feeling it moreso when Harry pushed his fingers into my hole and began pumping in, causing me to clench around his fingers and moan lewdly at the feeling of his digits slipping between my walls.

His tongue worked in small tight circles, finding a rhythm with his fingers that had me on to my tip toes, rocking and matching his thrusts with my hips, eyes screwed shut and muscles contracting as my moans became more breathy and desperate as I felt a pressure forming in the bottom of my core.

"Fuck, Harry, I'm gonna- I-I'm -"

He simply groaned into my pussy at my moans, the vibrations hitting my sensitive spot and pushing me over the edge, causing me to let out one final loud moan as all my muscles tensed, the knot in my stomach dissolving as Harry began licking my cum from my thighs like a drunken man, driving me into an overstimulation which only stopped when I threaded my fingers through his hair and pulled his head away from my core.

"Damn leech," I joked as I looked into his eyes, before pulling him up for a kiss. He fell back into his chair, pulling me back into it with a squeal as I held onto him, feeling just a bit bare considering all I wore was a bra, whilst he still wore his joggers and shirt. "Don't you want to join my naked-ness and take something off?"

Harry shrugged, pulling his shirt off and making me grin. He knew I loved his muscles. His shoulders and triceps, and that suble ab definition and chest muscle than shone beneath his skin. I pressed a chaste kiss to his neck, finding a tender spot between his collarbone and neck and licking and biting, causing him to elicit a moan as I pulled back to admire the bruise I'd left on his neck.

"Can't let you get away with that-" with that, Harry pulled me into him and pressed his head higher up my neck and beginning his hickey so that it'd be more visible, causing me to throw my head back to let out a noise- only to come face to face with his camera behind his setup....

The camera's light was still flashing red.

"HARRY!" He ripped his head from my neck and followed my finger, pointed straight at the camera with the flashing light indicating it was on.

"Shit, shit, shit-" Pulling his keyboard and mouse over, he hastily plugged and earphone into either of our ears and began rifling through his windows on the monitor, only to find that he was still unmuted, with his camera on and streaming in Discord- and Chris and Will were still in the call, both sat in their chairs with a look of bright red on their faces.

Holy shit...

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Another day, another kinktober post! Sure, I've only posted 2 smuts in the whole of the October month, but you guys can manage. Hopefully this makes up for some of the lack in updates, too. There is a part 2 on the roster as well so i suppose you can keep your eyes peeled for that too 👀👀

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