#Closeted kid

[vitruvianmanbara]

devastating to me that kids these days don't know what it was like to be a high schooler when this first came out

#lady gaga #alejandro #i knew a kid who gave himself a bowlcut bc of this it had all us closeted freaks in a chokehold

[nerdpoe]

Danny wakes up, strapped into a rollercoaster train car with a bunch of other civilians, in a dilapidated amusement park, with an insane clown laughing through the speakers.

He can see that the track is entirely broken, and that it will send them straight to the ground.

Danny knows he won't die.

Danny knows the civilians in the train car with him will.

So he slowly freezes the wheels until the car stops, a mere four feet from the edge, allowing the icy tendrils to snake down the support struts and reinforce them. His eyes are letting out a faint blue glow, his hands frosted over, and he isn't so much focusing on keeping the ice stable as he is focusing on getting it into the gears and ensuring that the train car can't be knocked off the track.

Now the civilians are feverishly whispering words of encouragement to him, to keep it up, while the local vigilante family fights the Joker.

Why, oh why, did he think that going on vacation in Gotham was a good idea?

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #first thing danny does when they're all rescued to is ask the civilians to not blab that it was him with the ice #that he's not ready to tell his parents yet #gothamites are just like #“awww poor baby isn't out of the closet of course we can lie to the police don't you worry” #Batman is just impressed because he knows the kid has definitely got Mechanical Engineering skills #from how the ice was targeting certain areas #quietly making plans to the side on his phone for Wayne Enterprises to have a scholarship set aside for this kid #lmfao danny u ain't escaping gotham that easy

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with is:

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #yeet my deet #danandphilgames #dapg #d&p #HONEYMOON IN JAPAN! #DAN AND PHIL ARE BROTHERS? #DAN AND PHIL GET MARRIED HAVE KIDS AND RETIRE #DAN AND PHIL REACH SATISFACTION #DAN AND PHIL ARE GETTING DIVORCED #DAN AND PHIL REACT TO PHAN ROBLOX #SAYING GOODBYE FOREVER #WILL DAN AND PHIL GO BACK IN THE CLOSET? #SOMETHING WE WANT TO TELL YOU #DAN AND PHIL FINALLY TELL THE TRUTH #IS PHAN MY OTP? #like shut up #i hate you

[yellowocaballero]

Trigun 98 really is the anime of all time. It did absolutely say "Here is the biggest idiot you've ever seen in your life. It's going to be four episodes until he does anything that is not blindingly moronic and it's going to be five before he says a sentence that is not a lie. We are now going to vaguely imply that he has a dead girlfriend and that's why he's sad. You will learn ten episodes later that the dead girlfriend is his mother. In episode nine a random man is going to call him depressed and they will spend the next three episodes doing absolutely nothing important but forming an unshakable bond of friendship, and we are also going to learn that they are in space."

What are we supposed to do with any of this. Insurance agents with fifty guns and one gigantic gun respectively are the only reason we have a plot at all. An entire episode's resolution only makes sense with information we are never told and barely implied. The main character is Jesus but also a deconstruction of Jesus. I feel like the show is giving me a rabid guinea pig and leaving me to wonder why this guinea pig is on crack before telling me three hours later that he's a robot guinea pig, answering no questions and raising so much more.

#trigun #as you can tell i am rewatching the anime. #this show was bizarre as a kid and it's bizarre as an adult #trigun 98 #trigun 98 genuinely fits adjacently in a lot of boxes but perfectly in none of them #it's just similar enough to a normal show that human beings would watch #that you let your guard down and are once again blindsided by how weird it is #its so 90s anime in the same way a closeted queer teenager is straight #oh and its like deep or whatever I guess #show was a weird-ass fever dream as a kid

[acowardinmordor]

Everyone knows that Wayne knows about and supports his nephew in his various flavors of queer across all fics and headcanons. But I especially enjoy it when Wayne knows and supports him, while Eddie is completely oblivious to the fact that he's not straight.

#not in the closet #not confused and questioning #out of the closet but entirely unaware of it #this is also why Wayne went gray #his beloved idiot nephew is accidentally visibly queer in small town america #and even when Wayne has tried to bring it up #Eddie talks about how he also thinks Reagan sucks #he's so close to getting it #but he never does #man now im picturing Wayne being Scary(tm) around town #so everyone knows not to mess with Eddie #and Eddie thinks he's the scary one #wrong kid #you are a goofball made of marshmallows

[penumbraphantasm]

the mental image of an eggplant sitting atop a bagel wouldnt leave my head

#capart #pizza tower #the eggs also have sprinkles #bc thats a thing i tried when i was a kid #and it didnt taste good so i hid the plate in a closet to make it go away #anyways enjoy noisette egg platter deluxe

[myersesque]

ik that max making theatre references when killing ruth in the theatre (i absolutely lost it at him plunging the theatre into darkness then yelling "FIND YOUR LIGHT!") is just a side effect of being a character in a musical (and therefore being written, directed, and acted by theatre nerds) however i choose to believe he's a closet theatre kid because it's funnier that way

#iirc he also made a joke abt upstaging her whilst standing upstage from her. iconic #and the quipping abt previews n shit??? girly is a closet theatre kid idc #sorry for maxposting it will happen again #og #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #max jägerman #horror tag #fav

[deadeyedfae]

This weeks comic is a little bit of a sad one but I hope it helps others, it’s difficult knowing you missed out on so much but it’s also not impossible to do a lot of things you did miss out on 💜

#transgender #queer artist #transfem #lgbtq #small artist #artists of tumblr #furry #lgbtqia artist #furry oc #queer experience #trans experience #I wish I had come out sooner #I hope trans kids won’t have to stay in the closet like many of us have done for years

[snackugaki]

surprise my other hobbies are window shopping and fashion

#something something having hobbies across fields genres media and subjects can only enrich and influence your artmaking #because Mikey strikes me as a maximalist #Donnie gives me vintage and statement pieces feelings #Leo... minimalist with a sprinkling of avant silhouettes and a dash of retro #Raph... just wears what April suggests with the barest idea of what he likes #wherein my iteration April is deep in the goth an punk scene so she gotta drag this turtle man through her closet #legoclacking my usual linework with fashion illustration was a fkkn trip #god there's a look from Balmain RTW AW 2016 i wanna put my Leo in..... #fuck it I will who's gonna stop me? #balmain? #i'm so curious what the kids will tag this as #i say tagging everything but what this is #snack iteration? #my iteration? #i know the red blue glasses is gonna get one of these kids tagging it as rise #others gonna clock their li'l dumpling heads and tag as 03 #what they don't know is my iteration is mainly based off Archie run comics and Next Mutation #mehehehehehehehehe #...hiiiiiiiii kiiiiiiiiiing #OuO #accessories was tough because I like it costume and avant #so it was a miracle finding a “normal” bracelet #and a bigger miracle it happened to feature the water trigram #mwah mwah beautiful coincidence #weekend negates demon hours stop snitching

[hoofpeet]

qhat if Sugar had a bunch of different humansonas for different occasions 

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #spinoff episode where its revealed. sugar has a humansona she turns into and sneaks out at night to hang out in the city #she hangs around nightclubs w/ the punk kids battling people #emmet goes into her [ingo's] room at some point and finds some leather clothes stashed in her closet w/ a pile of money #goes . hmm

[netflixnormalthings]

how terrifying was it for lucas, erica, and robin to be in hawkins as eddie was pretty much lynched just for liking dnd

#we have two black kids and a closeted lesbian #you can not tell me they were not fearing for their lives #i would add mike and will and argyle and all that but they were in cali #stranger things #eddie munson #erica sinclair #lucas sinclair #robin buckley #stranger things 4 #jason carver #steddie #ronance #lumax

[deweyduck]

monster slang in monster high 2 (2023)

#monster high #monster high 2 #monsterhighedit #mhedit #monster high: the movie #tuserkit #userjessica #userrobin #tuserhallie #userzaynab #usercreate #usersource #nickelodeon #nickelodeonedit #monsterhighsource #witchesnet #tvfilmedit #filmtvtoday #cinematv #filmedit #*edits #you sarcophagot to be kidding me!!!! #this was the first time i used more than 10 gifs in a post since i was given the new post editor it feels wrong #like they're all separate gifs usually with a post like this i'd do 3 (or more) gifs in one to make them fit #this is the new world we're living in i guess #also 'you mean go back in the broom closet' is so funny to me???? spdifhudshfsadf

[vaguely-concerned]

heartbroken yet deeply entertained by julian's repeating pattern of 'all I want is to be close to someone and for them to truly know me :(' and then whenever it threatens to actually happen he goes 'oh that's too close to knowing me actually I uh. need to skip town/planet/galaxy/dimension right now immediately very sorry about all that my bad goodbye'

#the mortifying ordeal of being known is a game of dodgeball and man does this boy have superhuman reaction time #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #partially brought to you by the carrington award debacle and just how well it works with the later retcon #'*cautiously pleased behind his trepidation* oh. recognition? :) *dawning cold sweat* oh. recognition' #jadzia it's very sweet that you did this but you. probably should have talked to him about this first huh #even aside from the genetically engineered skeletons in his closet lol #she said if you don't have gifted kid trauma from your childhood (little does she know) I'll give you some before you get to thirty

[coffeebooh]

#young justice #birdflash #dickwally #nightwing #kid flash #dick grayson #anyway wally’s so deep in the closet that he doesn’t realize how homosexual he is #miss martian #m’gann m’orzz

[tabithatwo]

do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him) #she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!! #much like yellowjackets showtime!!! #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

[glitchypotato3000]

need more big brother nezha contents

@ritzhasmonkeybrain naaah cause like you gave me another big brother nezha serotonin.

hell yeah I nailed the expressions again. (Thought I got rusty).

Please nezha is radiating so much Older sibling vibe fight me if I'm wrong 😭😭😩👌👌

#Glitchypotato3000 #Lego monkie kid #Monkie kid season 4 #Lego monkie kid season 4 #Nezha #Lmk nezha #Third lotus prince #Red son #Monkie kid nezha #Lego monkie kid nezha #Lego monkie kid red son #Lmk #Mk #And I'm off! *hides back inside the closet*