#Dio's minions

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#jjba #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Stardust Crusaders #hol horse #Vanilla Ice #Dio Brando #dio's thot manor #dio's minions #a buddy tv show with dio's minions is a dream #lolo original art #jojo meme #jojo comics #blorbo #what am i doing #puts the sh1t in sh1tpost

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

THE DISAPPEARING VOID DWELLERS

(I didn't make the background, it's a screenshot from the show!)

(s/i is a guy, he/him or xe/xem pronouns)

extra stuff under the cut:

I decided to make my s/i a little more muscular!

Vanilla's pose is based off of this manga version of him:

This is my stand Sapphire Heart! I'm using his hands and arms as gloves so I can hold his diamond spear (his hands shrink or grow depending on whether or not he's holding the spear or using his fists):

#tipvans #the disappearing void dwellers #sapphire heartverse #vanilla my sweet #jjba s/i #jjba self insert #f/o #fictional other #safeship #jjba selfship #selfship art #jjba selfship art #villain f/o #villain fictional other #dio's minions #agents of dio #digital art #cartoon #anime #digital fan art #f/o x s/i

[lazywriter-artist]

Time for some character headcanons!!!

I've been storing these on a discord server for the last few months and now I can drown you all with them.

Josuke + Okuyasu headcanon:

Josuke always claims he is 'waiting for the right one' when asked about dating, describing someone who makes him feel happy to be around them, they get along great, and can fight but still love one another

Not realizing he is exactly describing his relationship w/Oku and exactly how he feels about oku cause he is a silly little aro/ace spec bean bby (Probably demi or gray)

Okuyasu & keicho:

Keicho and Okuyasu are very close to one another due to their experiences in childhood, and while keicho is a bit agressive towards his brother due to not knowing how to cope with his anger he still is very protective of Okuyasu, so anyone threatening Oku receives an immediate death sentence. Be it because they're trying to kill them or someone scolding oku as the brothers don't do well with being shouted at.

Jotaro headcanons:

There are few people jotaro will let make contact with him without a very close connection, example his mom and even then he is adverse to the touch, but one being stands above all the rest. One man can invade his personal space (within reason) beyond all set boundaries and jotaro would give gruff 'yare yare' and carry on.

Who is it?

Polnareff.

That man could sit in joots lap and cry into his shoulder while sobbing in French, a move anyone else would be hospitalized for, and jotaro would sigh with a 'good grief' and hold him like a baby so they didn't fall over

Your standard jotaro chart of may I touch:

Jotaro with strangers- NO TOUCH

Jotaro with people he has met - 2 second Hand shake only or death.

Jotaro with friends - you may touch me slightly more then usual.

Jotaro with close friends or family - *a singular 3 second hug is allowed*

Jotaro with polnareff - You are allowed to sit on my lap while we drive in the car and you lay out all over me while sobbing in French about how some girl smacked you for winking at her. No one else.

Polnareff in part 4

Pol:OIII!!! JOJOOO!!! *tackle hugs jotaro hugging and platonically smooching him*

Jotaro: *yare yare daze*

Josuke, conufsed: is- is jotaro dating that guy?? Isnt he married???

Jospeh, a small chortle: no! Haha, jotaro is gay and polnareff is french.

Josuke: I-

Dio minion headcanons

A lot of dio's entourage is queer in some way. A few being trans as they were attracted to the idea of the vampire powers getting rid of parts and replacing them with more appropriate ones

Vanilla Ice and pucci are two trans men, though Ice came to Dio and had him use his vampiric powers for transiton

Meanwhile pucci had received conventional top surgery.

Dio is rather oblivious to modern medicines and thus doesn't really know what the hell top surgery is

So when showing off his scars and explaining them to some of the other trans folk of Dio's mansion, Dio notices and is livid. Confused and demanding to know who gave him these scars.

Pucci explains his doctor at which dio snaps back with an 'I knew healthcare professionals were evil' followed by silence and a small explanation of top surgery to dio.

I also like the idea Dio doesn't fully realize and understand the concept of trans.

He fully supports his minions in switching around parts and things, cause like same he cut off his adoptive brothers head and graphed his head onto it, shapeshifting is a thing he can use so why not use it?

He just doesn't connect they're trans, he just figures they like using his cool abilities like him lol

The d'arby brothers are from deep down south in Louisiana. Why? Bc I like the idea. I also really like the idea of Terence making Jumbo and other foods for Dio's minions and things.

Hol horse is from texas and is very sweet cowboy man, his family owns a farm :) he has a horse named buttercup and he loves buttercup

Vanilla is from like....Wyoming or some made up state like that. Silly little freak. Like Massachusetts. He is giving Massachusetts. Idk y he just is.

Hol horse is the oblivious supportive uncle. the others are all off waving their pride flags at a pride parade and hol horse is there with his texan flag just happy to be included lol. He also give out hugs when he gets dragged to pride parades, he is happy to be there UvU.

General stand headcanons

Stands have shown being directly connected to their user, some more so then others (I.E. Kira's stand 'sheer heart attack' is shown to directly affect the right hand it is connected to when attacked)

THUS meaning people who's stands damn near directly correlate with their body's, say killer queen or the world, if you were to squish their faces this would effect the user. (In this case kira or dio)

Bc this opens up a whole new range of Partner affection, not to mention the hilarious possibility of scenes like so

*sitting next to killer queen, looks around for kira. Very swiftly swishes the stands face*

*violent footsteps approach*

#ik not all of these work with the tiem frames but shhh let my babies be happy #Jjba #jojos bizzare adventure #jjba josuke #josuke higashikata #jjba okuyasu #okuyasu nijimura #keicho nijimura #jjba keicho #jjba part 4 #jojos bizzare adventure diamond is unbreakable #jjba headcanons #Jjba part 3 #jjba jotaro #jotaro kujo #jean polnareff #jjba polnareff #jjba dio #Dio's minions #dios mansion #Hol horse #jjba vanilla ice #jjba hol horse #Jjba D'arby brothers #jjba Terrance D'arby #Jjba Daniel D'arby

[outoftoucherlocksholmes]

it occurred to me while backing up procreate files last night that aside from Bad Bisexual Representation Booty Shorts Dio, i never posted any of the things from this canvas i had going for sketches while watching part 3 back in 2022, which is a shame, really

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #kakyoin noriyaki #jean pierre polnareff #muhammad avdol #dio brando #hol horse #n'doul #oingo and boingo #terence t d'arby #alessi jjba #with a special shoutout to lisa lisa kars and shadow the hedgehog #context for the oingo boingo alessi one: i was like ''damn it must suck being an eight year old with severe anxiety in the same cult mansio #as Loser Dude Who Beats Up Children For Fun'' and then thought of that image #context for the terence darby one is that he levitates sometimes and that shits creepy in a hilarious way #also ''commits vehicular manslaughter nonbinarily'' is also just something i said on discord (about yoda actually) #but for some reason kakyoin would often end up being the one driving. and i think he should be allowed to run over some of dio's minions #i think everything else here speaks for itself #OH also the enya and polnareff ''can't stand his fake ass/me and the bestie'' was drawn on this canvas too but on hidden layers #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 3

[goatpaste]

LESBIAN MARIAH??

yeah miss mariah!!!!

Buy your local Bi trans Man a Kofi!

#i still think about how the CDDH said she married that one random dio minion who showed up for half a second at the end of p3 #pride ask #stardust crusaders #jojo #jjba #mariah

[dgaftilwedie]

i know the fandom agrees that phantom blood is kinda boring (completely valid argument) but i love how it's so short and so fast-paced. like every episode is so full of action!!!!! as opposed to the 50 some-odd episodes of stardust crusaders..... i swear to GODDDDD whenever i try to do a jojo's rewatch, i get to sdc and have to fight not to give up because every episode feels like filler 😭😭

#kira momentz :3 #don't get me wrong #i LOVE sdc #but in comparison to how quick phantom blood AND battle tendency are pased?? #it's like POW POW POW ohp dio/kars died #and then with sdc it's like POW POW POW new dio minion died ok now we have to find dio (again) #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #jjba part 1 #jjba part 2 #jjba part 3 #phantom blood #battle tendency #stardust crusaders

[jojo-hut-jrs]

I don’t think dios minons get enough attention anymore

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure #dio’s minions #agents of dio #hol horse #jjba Mariah #jjba midler #jjba oingo #jjba steely dan #jjba nena #fake tweets #shittys jojo shitposts #impostor captain tennille

[cheebuss]

Jotaro and Vanilla Ice fursonas

My old humanized designs of Iggy and Pet Shop. Pet Shop is mute & Iggy is a manlet greaser.

#my art #my design #Fanart #fandom character #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Stardust Crusaders #iggy jojo #pet shop jojo #// ig the crusaders are all dogs and DIO's minions are all birds in this AU dsklgjklds #// iggy 5'6 + pet shop 6'2

[cuntstable]

love that dio coming up w the heaven plan and proposing it to pucci was literally canonically his #whitegirlwasted on red wine moment

#jojo #like he gets drunk while hanging out with his teenage bestie and is like Oh you know what i think i will reach heaven through violence #dio is like a white woman who has a glass after doing all the housework (killing) but then instead of posting minion memes to facebook he #posts (talks) heaven plans to pucci #dio voice Absolutely destroyed on red wine. not sorry guys #dio brando

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Dio’s thot manor except it’s like Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, and every time a Crusader dies in there, Dio’s minions come out of the woodwork to sing a little Oompa Loompa song and take the body away

#text bs #dio's thot manor #dio's house of horrors #dio's minions #Stardust Crusaders #jjba #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

ゴゴゴゴ Is that a Spongebob Reference?! ゴゴゴゴ

#vanilla ice jjba #jjba vanilla ice #vanilla ice #spongebob squarepants #spongebob reference #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba sdc #stardust crusaders #comic #cartoon #anime #jjba villain #agents of dio #dio's minions #digital art #fan art #jjba fan art #spongebob #dio brando #vanilla ice stardust crusaders #art #jjba fan comic #maid outfit #villain #favorite character #favorite villain #jojoke

[bexatomarama]

He was too AERODYNAMIC before this beast needed chest hair

Part of an art trade with @jojo-hut-jrs 🤟

#mort this is for you homie #jjba #art trades #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 3 #jjba stardust crusaders #imposter captain tenille #captain tenille #does he count as a minion of dio #minion of dio #bex doodles

[tokenstraightholhorse]

Hol Horse, scribbling in his diary with a purple glitter pen, hidden in a closet while Vanilla Ice and D'Arby Younger bang on the door:

JESUS CHRIST THE HOMOSEXUALS ARE AFTER ME

#jjba #jojo part 3 #jojos bizzare adventure #stardust crusaders #hol horse #terrence d'arby #vanilla ice jojo #vanilla Ice #d'arby younger #dio minions #sdc #jjba sdc

[gazelessmenagerie]

@umtplex​ || Previous

Never a day went by that a raucous temper belonging to one of his allies exploded over one thing or another-- This time, it was none other than Ice. The walls themselves might’ve caved in from the ferocity lashing out in resounding snarls bouncing off their flat faces while the casualty of some wooden object screamed out. N’doul could only wonder what poor thing had been the subject of such volatile wrath after that eerie bellow sourced itself from the only thing capable of producing such. Letting that thought drift by, the Egyptian remained tempered in the face of Ice’s rampage, bringing the rim of a worn cup to his lips and drank slowly of the contents within.

Storming boots echoed and clicked off the tiles, their gait furiously paced around like some foul beast venting about in the confines of their cage. Wouldn’t be far at all from the truth but he’d be wise to maintain his silence, offering a low hum in acknowledgement once the reason for why Ice’s mood ran tempestuous was made known. Another cry of another one of the poor furniture sacrificed after another roaring outburst, the harsh impact of a kick barreling into it before it clattered away disastrously could only be attested to the enraged man. It became no surprise when cutting words spoke directly, yanking forth a shared devoutness in serving Lord Dio in the stabbing accusation pointed towards N’doul’s lack of fury.

⥊ ​ “ It is no less a glaring disappointment to hear our allies failed in their duty, ” No matter how the other roared and bellowed as Man and Stand alike, N’doul retained his deep, weathered voice, “ However, they are not the only false followers among our ilk.. those who follow for the gratification of self serving purposes will find themselves ground into the dirt where they belong. ”

⥊ “ I sit here as it is my nature to do so... as much as it is to hear you break apart every furniture in this room. I have utmost faith in Lord Dio’s plan to wear down our enemies until they’re exhausted from their hast, and sending those who are.. shall I say, Expendable.. will do well to wear them down. They’ve been set against a clock.. days numbered in their quest, they have little time to rest in between their battles. Once they touch down upon the banks of the Red Sea; IF they even reach there.. they will be weak and powerless against the true followers of Lord Dio. ”

It wasn’t as though he were unaware of the false devotion stemming off Hol Horse and J. Geil.. both in it for their own selfish gains but if Lord Dio deemed them worthy to join their ranks.. so be it. They were but a small part of the grander vision, mere sacrificial lambs set forth to accomplish their goal or skulk away like the cowards they always were.

⥊ “ However, we.. as Lord Dio’s most devout, must remain at His side in the even those accursed Joestars continue to make their way to Cairo. Whether or not Hol Horse or J. Geil dare to show their faces, it is at Lord Dio’s command on what fitting punishment will befall them.. I trust you’d hold your vengeance until then, hm? ”

⥊ “ Careless or not, whether those idiots would succeed or fail.. they are performing a role regardless of the outcome. Each step taken by our enemies only brings them closer to their graves. ”

#umtplex #|| Tag: Gazing over the Ocean of Sand { N'Doul } #( me vibing and dusting off n'doul. i want him back. ) #( love the blind man ;; and just let there be more interactions between Dio's minions asdfljg ) #( even if its off hinged temper tantrums. just afnlsjg pls. ) #( n'doul is not paid enough for this. )

[angrybatart]

VEGA VS. DIO

Kinda want to see a Street Fighter Vs. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thing, simply because I want to see Vega and Dio hold a bitch fight (or bitch slap fight) over who's prettier. So here's a wip sketch until I figure out how to draw Dio.

For now...

PLACE YOUR BETS. PLACE YOUR BETS HERE. VEGA VERSUS DIO. WINNER TAKES ALL!!!!

(Pretty sure Dio would win, but THEN AGAIN. JONATHAN WON AGAINST DIO.)

#fanart #sketch #wip #Street Fighter #Vega #Jojo's Bizarre Adventure #JJBA #Dio #Vega vs Dio #Pretty boi versus pretty vampire #more of a popularity vote than statistics #still pretty sure Dio would win #and he would probably make Vega one of his minions

[thedeepweb]

6. All of JJBA's characters would either be republican or just not vote. I hate to say it

#sorry it reminded me of some comments i see float around every now and then that are ''um guys. please remember [villain] is bad'' #or my favorite ''guys jojo isn't good gay rep!! here's why'' and it's the 95 tesis #all of the villains are republican. except kars who is an anprim so he doesnt believe in voting #imagining dio in all red except for those bellbottom usa flag pants. with giant platforms and even red blue and white eyeshadow #and he keeps getting more and more minions all to tell them to go vote republican at the usa elections