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#Donatello is a menace
sweeneydino · 5 months
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Where are the adults?
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Oh, there they are.
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halogalopaghost · 30 days
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While the turtles are staying with April in season one, she has a somewhat hard time keeping food in the fridge. Four mutant turtle teens are no joke as far as appetite is concerned, and the novelty of having 100% new and fresh foods in the fridge at all times is not lost on them. They have to be encouraged a couple times to help themselves, and when they finally do it's like an apocalypse on her fridge.
She also enjoys introducing them to new things during this time. She brings home one of those TUBS of pillsbury cookie dough to make them fresh chocolate chip cookies. Before they're in the oven, Mikey finds her and she lets him have some of the dough.
And then Donnie comes into the kitchen and freezes when he sees them. He looks at the dough. He looks at Mikey. He looks at April.
"Did you let Mikey have chocolate?"
April looks at him. Looks at Mikey. "...Yes?"
Don FREAKS out and smacks the spoon out of Mikey's hand. "We can't have chocolate, we're severely allergic!"
April PANICS. "What?? I didn't know, I'm so sorry!"
"What do you mean you didn't know?" Don asks, clutching his baby brother to his chest like he's about to perish. Mikey looks confused. "You wouldn't give chocolate to a dog, would you?"
April's freaking out escalates. Dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate! She knows that much. "What do I do? Should we—uh—go to the ER?"
"Are you insane?" Don has Mikey practically in a headlock and Mikey is—crying? Choking? "We need a VET, April!"
Splinter, whose dad-sense is tingling so hard that his fur is standing on end, enters the kitchen ominously. "Boys. I hope you're behaving and being kind to our host."
April is like, five seconds away from just dying of sheer embarrassment and worry. She looks at Splinter with huge eyes, about to admit she's POISONED his son, and then Don dissolves into giggles.
She stares at him, open mouthed in shock. He releases Mikey, who as it turns out, is also giggling. The chokehold was doing little to suppress it. Splinter puts his head in his hand.
"I'm just kidding April. We eat chocolate just fine."
She has to take another long moment to process the shock and calm her heart down. Don's laughing so hard he's tearing up.
April has never had little siblings before. She used to wonder what it would be like, and there was a time in her life where she had even wanted a little brother or sister to tease and love.
She did not know the true nature of little siblings. Which is evil, naturally.
She chases Don out of the kitchen with the biggest wooden spoon she has, and Splinter HOPES she catches him.
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forgetful-nerd · 3 months
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Now I am fully aware that correlation does not equal causation BUT I find it highly suspicious that all three gapped-toothed turtles have such pure chaotic/deranged energy.
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doturtlesdream · 5 months
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every december donnie fights for his life
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everythingunderthesky · 4 months
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This one is my favorite. I am unrepentant.
1 2 3 4 5 [You are here!]
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tmntismdoodls · 1 year
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familial affection? in MY ‘87 April? more likely than u think.
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misteria247 · 1 year
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We're all incredibly lucky that 12 Donnie doesn't have unlimited access to high quality tech like Rise Donnie does. Like if 12 Donnie, who's able to make things out of bandaid boxes and other pieces of trash and appliances......had unlimited access to high grade technology.......
God help us all.
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3m0n3rd · 3 months
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more pfp for my auu
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The gangs all here 😣
Feel free 2 use just don’t claim it as ur art
not like anyone’s gunna use it anywayyyyy
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20s-turtle-posting · 1 year
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2003 Donatello meeting the other various TMNT iterations and they all think he's just a level-headed Smart Guy with a quiet disposition and a tendency to snark from the sidelines, but then he pulls off some Fuckshit at random and scares the bejeezus out of everyone else and they're like "ah yes, that's the true Donatello Spirit, sorry for assuming otherwise"
He also tells his Raph to shut the hell up for some reason or other and gets absolutely 0 reaction, which also gets the other turtles like ???
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hermit-searching · 24 days
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You're trying to tell me the 87 turtles wouldn't purposefully start trolling the 12 turtles about how they can't tell them apart? You're really trying to tell me they would just make fun of those belt buckles?
No, the interaction would have been way different if ppl knew how to be funny.
12 Raph: okay but seriously what's with the initials on your belts?
Michelangelo: oh it's mondo bizarro dude. we need to, like, wear the buckles in case any far out shenanigans happen and our bandana colours switch for a minute. it's like for safety, and because we don't want kids to think our lil dude Raphael is scary and violent....no offense
12 Raph: uh???? offense taken? and that doesn't explain anything?
Raphael: yeah buddy just go with it. it wasn't our decision to look identical.
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Raphael walking in the room wearing Michelangelo's bandana, holding Leonardo's swords: okay wise guy. which one am I?
12 Donnie: I.......I don't know 😭
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Leonardo wearing Donatello's bandana and holding Raphael's said: this one should be totally easier for you, right dudes?
12 Leo: n-no??
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Michelangelo in Leonardo's bandana and holding Donatello's bo staff: oh come on, you're a couple a smart turtles. shouldn't this be a walk in the park? how aren't you getting it?
12 Raph: please stop. my brain hurts so badly
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Donatello walking in the room to the 12 turtles on the ground, near tears, holding Michelangelo's nunchucks, and wearing Raphael's bandana: okay guys that's enough, this isn't fair to our fellow turtles. where's your honor?
12 Mikey: *bursts into tears*
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notemaker · 10 months
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Drawing Wreck-it Raph and Donnie Von Ryan gave me serotonin for days. (Fun fact: I do sketch/color commissions like these, in case anyone's interested! If anyone is, just pm me :))
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risequotes · 6 months
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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 203
Leo: Step aside, it's portal time!
Mikey: [screams]
Donnie: No! Stop, no!
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(Season 1, Episode 21B - The Mutant Menace)
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jojo-rolo · 1 year
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Imagine you turn around a corner and you run into the Mutant Menace...
...happened to Dale.
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His food became the collateral XD
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lotus-duckies · 5 months
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and uhhhhh lavender menace donnie edits
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I’m tired of these random headcanons of Bayverse Donnie. “Oh Donnie’s She/They! Donnie transfem! Donnie is bisexual!”
You know what Donnie is? A fucking menace to society, she licks that frosting off of pop tarts and then puts them back in the box, and that’s not even a headcanon because she admitted to it in the first movie. She needs to be jailed for her crimes.
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peach-cream-tea · 2 years
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donnie after watching his beloved brother throw his hand crafted, futuristic, electric shock collar he made with his blood sweat and tears, get shoved down Meat Sweats ass crack just for goofs
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