#Egyptian mythology memes

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Osiris in the Duat: It can't be that bad to be here. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more human conflicts, no more Set...no more burning sun, no more Set, no more annoying gods, no more Set ...no more cycle of death, no more Set, no more worries about ecology, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set! (sighs) I think I'm gonna like this place.

*the Mesektet crashes into the house, the wall collapses*

Set, holding the helm: Sup!

Horus, hangs on board: WHO THE FUCK LET HIM TO DRIVE!!!

Ra: Sorry :D

#egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian mythology memes #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect quotes #osiris #seth #horus #ra

[godsofhumanity]

🪓 desert-storm69 Follow

aita for not giving my nephew his inheritance?

i (M) come from a family 4. i have two sisters and a brother (older than me). growing up, my brother was always wayyy more favoured than I. Our father gave him all of his property and titles instead of me when he decided to retire. i was annoyed about this since i should’ve been included in the inheritance, but didn’t say anything because i’m pretty strong myself and not a crybaby. Anyways, a little while ago, my brother passed away (unrelated story, do not ask me for context. it was a NATURAL passing), and so i, like a good brother, took over my brother’s property and household and have been managing it peacefully ever since 😌.

However, recently my brother’s wife decided to come back to town and claims that her son should be managing the property instead of me. i politely told her that i’m a lot older than her son (he has no real world experience and would definitely be overwhelmed by the role), and so it really would be better for everyone if i stayed in charge. She argued that since it was originally my brother’s property, therefore his son should get everything, but i think that since my brother’s property was actually our father’s property and i’m the only remaining son of our father, it should be mine. my SIL decided to throw a big stink and has gotten all of our extended family involved too and no one can really make a decision about who the property should go to. my nephew and i have been forced to participate in all sorts of weird “trials” to try and see who’s best suited to stay in charge, and it’s just been incredibly exhausting 🙄 (yes, i have been winning ALL of them!). none of this would have happened if my SIL hadn’t gotten involved.

I’m really saddened by the way my SIL has handled the whole thing, and i know that her son just isn’t ready to take over from me 😒. He’s incredibly immature, short-tempered and generally unlikeable. Some things he’s done during this whole scenario include: chopping his mother’s head off, jacking off in MY LUNCH!!, and making an “L” sign on his forehead every time he sees me. i just can’t stand the idea of a little brat like him taking what i’ve worked so hard to protect and grow 😡😡.

☀️ sun-official Follow

NTA!! your nephew sounds stupid, and you sound like a good, strong, upstanding member of society. don’t give up the fight! ignore all the idiotic replies. i’m sorry you had to go through this, if you need some more advice, feel free to DM me.

🪓 desert-storm69 Follow

no, i never even TOUCHED him. i’m nice to him all the time. he’s just crazy.

🪄 i-want-my-mummy Follow

uhmmm Set?? is that you. i s2g if this is you.. YTA stop lying about everything and please keep your hands and feet to yourself around my son!!

🧟‍♂️ hi-im-mummy-deactivated00200121

YTA, can you please just give @i-want-my-mummy's and my son what he deserves... we've been arguing about this for like 80+ years.

🪓 desert-storm69 Follow

how the hell are you even replying on my post?!?! i thought i got you deactivated!!!! @ staff deactivate everyone voting "YTA" immediately!!!!11!!

#y'all only hate me because i threatened to kill you all on multiple occasions #weaklings

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Seth: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Osiris: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Seth: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Osiris: You forgot pride. Seth: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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[iridiumzer0]

Liking Egyptian mythology is so fucking weird like-

Mmm yes tell me more about the Mpreg lettuce.

#mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #mythology memes #Egyptian mythology memes #don't forget the chill out wine too

[ava-does-dumbassery]

The Contendings of Horus and Set

#I realized while making this that Contendings uses a perched bird symbol as a divinity determinative glyph instead of a god sitting #So that’s pretty neat #egyptian mythology #Egyptian gods #Egyptian mythology memes #The contendings of Horus and set #The contendings of Horus and Seth #isis #thoth #Aset #seth #djehuty #Ava has thoughts #id in alt #ancient egypt stuff #Sutekh #Set

[bogwitchbybirth]

We know that the Queen’s body will reach its final resting place on Monday September 19. But on what day will the Queen present her heart to Osiris to be weighed against the feather of truth?

#pagan #egyptian mythology #egyptian mummies #mythology #egyptian paganism #egyptian mythology memes #pagans of tumblr #shitpost #the royal family #memes #queen elisabeth ii

[teathattast]

#the simpsons #the simpsons memes #anubis #egyptian memes #egyptian mythology

[nyxshadowhawk]

#pagan memes #paganism #neopaganism #memes #hellenic paganism #hellenic polytheism #helpol #norse paganism #asatru #egyptian paganism #kemeticism #mesopotamian mythology #sumerian #celtic paganism #doreen virtue

[marilloo]

Although I gave up kemeticism long ago, making kemetic memes is still my hobby

#egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #funny video #meme #kemetic #osiris #wesir #kemetism #paganism #kemeticism

[rosepaint81]

Imagine Apollo and Ra meeting right after the Kane Chronicled & Trials of Apollo

#greek mythology #apollo #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #toa apollo #greek memes #the trails of apollo #toa #lester papadopoulos #riordanverse #the kane chronicles #kane chronicles #egyptian mythology #ra

[echoes-of-kemet]

Tried to make this look as much like a middle school power point presentation slide as possible (featuring: my statues of Sekhmet and Bast)

#nephthys #set #seth #khonsu #tefnut #sekhmet #bast #bastet #mafdet #imhotep #thoth #if you don't understand the lettuce. good. #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #mythology memes #crack posting #kirby's edits

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Isis: [to the gods, who are gathered around a coffee maker] So... who broke it? [Nobody says a word] I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Nephthys: I did. I broke-

Isis: No, no you didn't. Horus?

Horus: Don't look at me. Look at Set.

Set: What? I didn't break it.

Horus: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Set: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Horus: [leans in on him] Suspicious.

Sekhmet: If it matters - probably not - but Hathor was the last one to use it.

Hathor: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sekhmet: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hathor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Sekhmet!

Nephthys: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Isis!

Isis: No! Who broke it??!

Set: [looks at Osiris, then at Isis] Isis... Osiris is been awfully quiet.

Osiris: REALLY??

Set: Yeah! Really.

Osiris: Oh, my Ra! 

[everyone starts arguing at one another except Isis]

Isis: [to the camera] I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [turns to look at the gods as they continue to argue, then looks back] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian mythology memes #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian gods #isis #nephthys #horus #seth #sekhmet #hathor #osiris

[captainwaffles]

Moon knight gods ranked

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Bastet: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Sekhmet: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Durga: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Parvati: Guys-

#they are literally a quartet idc #sekhmet and durga #never lose yer innocence #what's that? meat posting egyptian mythology after so long?? *dramatic gasp* #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #hindu mythology #hindublr #hinduism #hindu gods #hindu goddess #parvati #durga #goddess durga #durga ma #goddess parvati #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology memes #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #sekhmet #bastet #egyptian goddess #desiblr #desi tumblr #desi tag #desiposting

[inc0rrectmyths]

NOT SO FRIENDLY REMINDER:

The Gods dont give a flying fuck if you hate them. They are just casually chilling above the universe and you're here whining to your mom for cereal.

#“zeus is a bad god” #“indra is a bad god” #they are GODS what are you? a failure? #greek mythology #hindu mythology #norse mythology #egyptian mythology #greek gods #hindu gods #norse gods #egyptian gods #incorrect mythology #mythology memes

[ava-does-dumbassery]

Horus seeing his dead father in the duat

#It was only *slightly* chewed and stamped on don’t worry #egyptian mythology #egyptian mythology memes #Horus #osiris #the eye of Horus #heru sa aset #usir #Ancient egypt stuff #No id #ava has thoughts #Heru