"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."
"Wow, really?"
"Uh, yeah! Our mom called, and she said, 'Oh boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!' And I said, 'Thank you very much, Mother, we're very proud of it.' So boom!"
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I was watching an episode of Wander Over Yonder called "The Hero" and Bowuigi was occupying my brain at the same time.
So, another idea story for Bowuigi!
The roles for this bunny idea:
Foreman Spike: Brad Starlight.
Luigi: Princess Demurra
Bowser: King Draykor
Here's the story idea:
Takes place sometime after the end of the movie. Spike buttering up to the bros and visiting the other world. Mario and Luigi taking time to forgive and forget Spike for being a shit boss to them in the past in their own pace. Luigi took longer since I headcanoned he and Spike were a thing before the latter broke it off and dumped Luigi in the most demeaning and humiliating fashion.
After months/a year, Bowser escapes, surprisingly kidnapping Luigi instead of Peach for some reason. Hearing the news, Spike took the opportunity to accompany Mario, Peach, Toad and Donkey Kong to rescue Luigi. Throughout the journey, him believing himself to be a bigger hero than Mario + his insufferable dick attitude rubs his companions the wrong way. Hilarity ensues as Spike gets bashed and beaten in the security obstacles set up by Bowser, his inexperience and massive ego not helping at all.
Eventually, they reached Bowser's castle. Mario, Peach, Toad and DK charging forward to fight Bowser's army before Spike could finish his heroic speech. The foreman throws a massive tantrum, whining about wanting to be the main hero before he and the others were captured and bought over to Bowser.
Cue to the Koopa King playing Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on his piano (or organ for better dramatic effects lol). He menacingly greets the gang before Luigi appeared unharmed and with the Koopalings + baby Junior. The big reveal that he and Bowser are in love and had bonded into in relationship long before he got whisked off.
The gang cannot believe their eyes and ears especially Mario and Spike.
Y'all can already imagine Mario's reaction and feeling about this, I don't think I need to elaborate on that.
Spike on the other hand, was spluttering and splattering that this was ridiculous, outrageous and that Luigi was better off with him. Luigi was displeased at his former boss's outburst and made it clear he turned him down respectfully many times before due to him being pushy and not respecting his space. Spike didn't take his refusal He prefers them being just friends.
Spike seemed to consider but outright refuses and beats up the Koopa guards holding him, shoving Mario aside and kidnaps Luigi. Escaping, laughing like a villain.
Bowser and Mario team up and with the others, rushed out to save Luigi.
Only to find him fine and just done subduing Spike with his Thunderhands.
Bowser sighs dreamily "And this is why I love him.~ ❤️"
Anddd that's pretty much from me, lol. Anyone's welcome to make this even better!
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Okay, hear me out.
You CANNOT tell me that the brothers have not both been ridiculed by Spike, INDIVIDUALLY, without the other to take a stand.
Like, I know they spend most of their lives together, but every now and again Spike catches one of them alone and just goes off on him about the smallest things.
Of course the good part here is that after his brother comes back after he was beaten both physically and mentally, they always know how to comfort each other, and it’s different for both of them. You can insert the rest here if you like.
So, Spike is one of Brooklyn's biggest asshole.
Stealing Luigi's shoes, locking them in his own locker so Luigi cannot get them at all until Spike returns to work on the next day.
Since it was raining and Luigi had to walk home in wet socks, he got sick. Of course, Mario takes care of ill Luigi and makes sure he gets well soon again. <3
And I'm pretty sure Spike totally makes fun of Mario's height, turning him into a constant laughing stack at work.
Luigi almost always is able to cheer Mario up by cooking a three course dinner for his bro. <3
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