#Flying Princess Ponyhead

[cartoonfan1]

My LGBTQ+ headcanons for SVTFOE characters

Star Butterfly

Star is a bisexual with a preference for men, she’s a demigirl that uses she/her they/them.

Marco Diaz

Marco is a bisexual with a preference for women, says cis male or bigender, but is a trans woman that uses she/her he/him, but secretly only like she/her.

Thomas Lucitor

Tom is a panromantic demisexual with no preference, questioning gender and is testing out other identities excluding woman, but currently identifies as trans demiboy that uses he/him they/them.

me just mostly projecting onto Tom lol 😂

Jackie Lynn Thomas

Jackie is a Pansexual with a preference for Women, she’s a demigirl that uses she/her they/them.

Janna Ordonia

Janna is a Bi Demiromantic asexual with no preference, They are agender that uses she/her they/them he/him and neopronouns, but prefers they/them.

Oskar Greason

Oskar is either a straight or biromantic demisexual, he’s a trans Demi boy that uses he/him they/them.

Flying Princess Ponyhead

Ponyhead is a heterosexual Autoromantic ally, she’s a cis woman that uses she/her.

Eclipsa Butterfly

Eclipsa is a straight demisexual ally , she’s a cis woman that uses she/her.

Globgor

globgor is a straight demiromantic asexual ally, he’s a cis male that uses he/him they/them.

Moon Butterfly

Moon identifies as straight, but is bi-curious, she’s a ciswoman that uses she/her.

River Butterfly

River is straight and still trying to understand the concept for Star and her friends, he is a cisman that uses he/him.

Meteora/Heinous

As Heinous she identified as straight and forced herself in the closet because she was convinced it was wrong and disgusting by St. Olga, identified as cis woman and used she/her.

As Meteora will be sapphic either bisexual or lesbian, they will be non-binary and use they/them and she/her with a preference for they/them.

Mariposa Diaz

Mariposa will either be a lesbian, straight ally or questioning, she’ll either be cis woman or questioning and identifies as a cis woman and use she/her.

Hekapoo

Hekapoo was homoromantic and omnisexual with a preference for women/femininity, she was a transwoman that used she/her.

Rhombulus

Rhombulus was a gay demiromantic, he was a transman that used he/him.

Omnitraxus Prime

Omnitraxus was an Omniromantic asexual with a preference for non-binary, he was omnigender with a preference for Masculine and used all pronouns, but mostly he/him.

Lekmet

Lekmet(rip) was a straight, gay or bi demiromantic demisexual, he was a cis (demon goat)man that used he/him it/its.

Mina Loveberry

Mina is a lesbian, she’s a ciswoman that uses she/her.

Ludo Avarius

Ludo is gay, he’s a cis man that uses he/him they/them.

Dennis Avarius

Dennis is aroace, he’s a cis man that uses he/him.

Yvgeny Bulgolyubov/Buff frog

Yvgeny is either a gay or straight asexual, he’s intersex and uses he/him.

Toffee

Toffee was a straight aromatic, he was a cis man that used he/him.

Glossaryck

Glossaryck was aroace, he was agender and used he/him because that’s what the world viewed him as.

#star butterfly #marco diaz #tom lucitor #jackie lynn thomas #janna ordonia #moon butterfly #eclipsa butterfly #globgor #mariposa diaz #meteora butterfly #hekapoo #rhombulus #Oskar Greason #Flying Princess Ponyhead #Ponyhead #River Butterfly #Omnitraxus Prime #Omnitraxus #Lekmet #Mina loveberry #ludo #ludo Avarius #Dennis Avarius #Yvgeny Bulgolyubov #buff frog #toffee #glossaryck #svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil #princess turdina

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

Let’s be real, Ponyhead (Pony Head? Gonna be real, not entirely sure how her name’s spelled) would probably love to know that Star and Marco are dating, because then she can insist that she’s Star’s only “bestie”, since now Marco is her boyfriend instead. And if anyone tries to argue he can be both, Ponyhead will just shut them down immediately. 

#Star vs the Forces of Evil #SVTFOE #Flying Princess Ponyhead #Starco

[jasontoddssuper]

Credits to @/lovxgod on tiktok but REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL(I'm Star and Kelli btw!!)

#svtfoe tag #star butterfly #trans marco #minnie dìaz #tom lucitor #kelly svtfoe #janna ordonia #princess flying ponyhead #tominnie #janstar #outfits #summercore #💌 #autistic girl summer #letters from summer

[sigsag]

Poem Of SVTFOE Characters

In Star Vs The Forces Of Evil, not one character was a weevil. Many characters were needed, and now I shall tell about characters who could not keep us seated.

First of all, Star, from her, evil was not far. She had many a sick magic spell, and I think she did pretty well.

Second on the list, Marco Diaz, he's an awesome guy females see as. He's Star's BFF and boyfriend and was with Star until the end.

From bad guy to good guy it's Ludo, with a weird mood-o! But without him, perhaps Star and Marco would never have bonded, plus, he was wanded.

You never know what will happen with Janna, though nothing like a banana. She helped in ways people would never expect, and in terms of coolness, she is quite decked.

Now for the reformed demon prince, Tom, who's dad is cool, but don't mess with his mom. He's done good things, and apparently he sings.

The wild crazy Ponyhead, she always had a thing or two to be said. Ponyhead might from time to time be a phony, but she was always a flying princess pony!

Hush yourselves for Eclipsa, who's rightful place was fixed-a. Now she's a happy ruler, with husband Globgor and daughter Meteora, who's now cooler.

Guess I got to include Jackie, who's previous boyfriend was a fan of Mackie. She pretty chill, and lent her skateboard for no dollar-bill.

Then there's Glossaryck, who had a really weird trick. But I guess he's okay, and if he wanted a better thing written about him, "Globgor!" he should not have say(ed).

Time for the brave Woolett, Kelly, and when you see her fighting, you go "Whoa, nelly!" She may be separated from her friends, but I think she'll be okay, as do she tends.

Popping over to not really royal Moon and River Butterfly, and it turns out Moon's lineage was people who baked pie. And although she betrayed, lied, and generally wasn't a good mother, she's still good, while River always did the best he could.

Well, it looks like I've come to the end of this of this poem, and now you seem to have a craving for foam. And remember, even when we say, hear, see or even remember SVTFOE, we don't fret, because Star Vs The Forces Of Evil is over to be yet. (Read: is yet to be over <Just wanted it to rhyme>)

#svtfoe #cleaved #poetry #star vs the forces of evil

[brianedner]

SVTFOE oneshot 11: Ms. Heinus part 1

How Ms. Heinus should have acted

This is a story that will jump between episodes. I will label which episode each part is from

During 1.10

When the lights came on, Marco found that he was strapped down in a chair in a room with tables cluttered with medical items along the sides. He spat up the bobby pin he had in his mouth and tried to pick the lock with it but dropped it in the attempt.

“Really?”

He then heard a whirling sound from above as a hole opened in the ceiling and a princess hat lowered onto his head. Several little arms emerged to force open his eyes and two suction cups attached themselves to his face. A slide show then appeared in front of him.

“The proper hat for the event, lest you be a malcontent.”

“Everyone will admire, the princess who does not perspire.”

“Tis better to be fussy, than to be called a hussy.”

As this was going on, Marco began to feel tired for reasons he could not understand.

Behind the glass of the viewing area, Heinus stood looking at him while Gemini looked at a gage next to him.

“My lady, this is incredible. With the machine only at 20% for under a minute, we are draining more lifeforce into the batteries than we got from any other princess at 100% for an hour!”

Miss Heinus turned to look at the gages to confirm what Genimi had said, then she grinned before turning back to look out the window.

“Full power.”

As Gemini threw the switch all the way down, the suction cups began to glow and Marco cried out in agony.

Later

Star and Ponyhead crawled and floated their way through the air vents and saw Marco strapped down into the chair.

“Make it stop!”

Star grimaced in anger and aimed her wand at the grate to knock it off with a blast. She then crawled into the room and held up her wand.

“I’m blasting out way out of here Marco. You cool with that?”

She then zapped the headpiece into a butterfly that crashed through the safety glass Heinus was looking through and helped Marco to his feet.

“Gotcha Marco. Now let's get the heck out of here.”

As Ponyhead floated over to his other side to support him, Marc was able to relay a quiet and woozy reply.

“Are they going to let me keep the dress?”

Ponyhead just shot him a worried look, feeling empathy for the boy for the first time she had known him. As she did show, she noticed something on his cheeks.

“Hay B-Fly! looks like Marco got some checkmarks of his own now.”

As Star looked closely at him, she saw that Marco now did have some marks on his cheeks from where the suction cups were attached. Inside the red circle, as you would expect from suction cups, some crescent moons were facing towards his mouth.

“Hun, how did that happen?”

Post 1.10

Star pulled Marco into her room in the Diaz house through the portal before closing it. She then collapsed into a beanbag chair.

“Whoo. Marco, that was terrifying! As glad as I am to have saved Ponyhead from that horrible place, I am never going back there again.”

Marco was looking at the magic mirror in the room with a faraway look on his face.

“I think I might be able to guarantee that, but you might not like it.”

Star just scoffed at that.

“If it means I never have to go back there, I will do anything.”

“Let's tell your mom what happened.”

…

“On second thought, St. Olga’s wasn't so bad.”

Marco just rolled his eyes.

“Come on Star. What they were doing there was messed up. There is no chance at all that your mom would approve of them doing it to anyone if she knew about it. If we give her a full account and let her go there and investigate before Miss. Heinous can do anything due to the riot/party going on, she will be able to shut it down forever!”

Star looked conflicted before suddenly perking up.

“No, she can’t!”

“Huh?”

Star walked over to the mirror and pulled out a book from the shelf beneath it. She began to flip through it as she talked to Marco.

“Mom is only the queen of Mewni, and St. Olga’s isn’t in her borders. It was built in an unpopulated dimension so that no one kingdom would have control over all the princesses. This was done long ago in an agreement between several kingdoms from multiple dimensions with the MHC as a neutral party.”

“The who?”

“The Magical High Commission. Officially they are only responsible for regulating the use of all magic in the multiverse, but they are also frequently asked to be a neutral 3rd party for things like this.”

She then stopped on a page.

“Here we go, the numbers of the MHC. Let’s see, department of portals, department of wands, department of dimensional relations, where is it?”

She kept dragging her finger down the list until stopping on “Department of Education” and read the number.

“Ok, Marco. All I need to do is report the school to them and let them take care of it. St. Olga gets shut down, Miss. Heinous gets thrown in jail, the princesses can go home and guilt trip their parents, and I don’t have to tell my mom about disobeying her. Everyone Wins!”

“Except Miss. Heinous.”

…

“Everyone we like wins!”

Marco just rolled his eyes. “Ok. If you can do that on your own, I will change back into my hoodie. As much as I like the dress, I see it more as an “event” dress instead of an “everyday” dress.”

Star waved at him while she dialed the number into the mirror.

“Sure, see you after this.”

As Marco left the room, Star was connected with the department.

“Hello, this is the department for magical education. How may I help you?”

“Yes, I’m Princess Star Butterly of Mewni. I would like to report that St. Olga’s School for Wayward Princesses has been abusing and mistreating its students!”

She then began to list all the things she saw in the school while she was there.

“Now, when can you shut them down?”

“We can’t.”

…

“WHAT!”

The receptionist sighed. “What is going on there sounds messed up, but there are two big reasons we can’t shut them down. One, we are only responsible for things related to magical education. Our other departments are also only related to things tied to magic. What they are doing sounds messed up, but unless they break laws about the use, abuse, or misuse of magic, the MHC can’t do anything about it.”

Star then spoke up. “Can you at least inform the kingdoms that have princesses in it right now about what is happening?”

She nodded “Yes I can, and that is what I am going to do. It also lines up with the second reason we can’t get involved. They have been given authorization by the kingdoms that support it to use anything they deem necessary to properly educate and reform the princesses. Just because you don’t approve of them doesn’t mean the monarchs don’t approve of them.”

Star deflated at that. “So even if the kingdoms investigate what is happening, they might decide they want things to continue the way they are?”

The receptionist nodded. “I can’t confirm one way or the other about what the kingdoms will or won’t approve of.”

Star drooped at hearing that just as Marco entered the room in his hoodie.

“Hi Star, how is the report going?”

The receptionist on the mirror turned to Marco. “I’m afraid there is nothing we can do. The school hasn’t broken any laws related-“ She then stopped when she noticed the marks on his cheeks and how tired he was. “Are you ok?”

He yawned. “Yeah, just tired. The school strapped a device onto me that forced my eyes open to watch a slideshow and stuck suction cups to my cheeks. It also somehow made me tired at the same time. If I don’t feel better in the morning, I’ll see a doctor.”

The receptionist’s face paled upon hearing that. “St. Olga did this to you? Can I send someone over to do an examination?”

Marco just shrugged. “Sure.”

The receptionist then quickly nodded before hanging up. Seconds later a portal opened and the same receptionist walked through the portal and put down a doctor’s bag.

“I thought you were a receptionist?”

The receptionist (who they could now see was wearing a nametag that labeled her as ‘Susan’) looked up at Marco.

“I am a doctor who is covering for my brother while he is on paternity leave. Sorry for the intrusion, but If they did what I think they did to you, I need confirmation ASAP. You mentioned suction cups on your cheeks. Can you describe how you felt while wearing it and how long you did so?”

Marco complied with Susan’s request as she took out a meter-like device with suction cups on the ends of wires and tried to attach them to his cheeks.

“Hay, what do you think you are doing with those?”

Susan pulled them back and gave Marco an apologetic look.  “I am sorry, but this is the only way to measure your life force.”

“Can’t you just take my pulse?”

She shook her head. “Life force is different. It is the magical energy that sustains you. The reason the Butterfly’s have glowing marks on their cheeks is due to their strong magical ties making their life force so strong it is bulging out through them.”

“Oh.” Star’s face then lit up in realization. “So that’s why we have them.”

Susan nodded at her and turned back to Marco. “Since humans don’t naturally have enough magic to do that, the only reason your face should have those crescents is because something drew your life force to the surface. Coupled with the suction cup marks and you feeling tired, I am thinking that your Miss Heinus is using an illegal Life Drinker to literally suck the life force out of her students.”

Marco’s face dawned in realization.

“If you can prove she used an illegal magical device on me, then the MHC would be able to directly target her and shut down the school!”

“Exactly.”

“Ok, I’ll let you put them on.”

Susan then brought the cups closer to his face for a few seconds before Marco raised his hands to stop her.

“Just, can we talk about something so I don’t have to think about them?”

Star then smiled and picked up the magic book of spells before running over to him. “How about we talk about my ancestors?”

Marco nodded. “Sounds great. I have been wondering about your family history, so why don’t you tell me about it while we wait?”

Susan then put the cups on him as Star opened up the book.

“Ok, this is my Grandma Skywynne. She isn’t the first of the queens, but due to her mother Lyric letting her Magic Book of Spell get set on fire she is the earliest one we have records on right now.”

Marco then smiled. “You can use that if Moon ever gets mad at you. No matter how much you have Stared things up, you never set your book on fire.”

“I did use that already when she first talked about sending me to St. Olgas. Anyway, Skywynne is my favorite granny. She was rebellious and had some pretty wicked spells – kind of like me!”

Star then proceeded to walk Marco through Skywynne’s chapter in the book while Susan continued to work on Marco. When Star was about to begin Jushtin’s chapter, Susan removed the suction cups.

“All done.”

Marco sighed in relief. “Thank you. So, do you have the evidence you need?”

She then nodded. “Good news for Marco. She didn’t drain that much of your life force. You should recover it after a good night's sleep. As for the glowing checkmarks, they should dissipate soon.”

Marco and Sta sighed in relief, though Star did look a little disappointed.

“Star?”

She then held up her hands defensively. “Hay, I’m glad you are going to be ok! I was just looking forward to being cheekmark buddies with someone outside my family.”

Susan smiled as she put her device in her bag. “That won’t happen unless he learns to cast some incredibly powerful spells or utilizes artifacts of great power. There is a reason checkmarks are so rare.”

She then pulled out a pair of scissors. “I have enough evidence to prove that Miss. Heinous is using a life drainer. Rest assured, she will never bother either of you again. Have a nice day.”

She then made a portal and walked through it. As it closed behind her, Marco released a yawn.

“I think I’m going to take a nap before dinner. You going to be ok Star?”

She just smiled. “Go ahead, Marco. I’m just going to call a few kingdoms I know and tattle on Miss Heinous. I REALLY don’t want to deal with her ever again.”

Marco nodded before walking off as Star once again turned on her mirror.

The point of this short is to try and set up Miss Heinous a little better. I think introducing her draining people’s life force earlier, it helps set the stage for the revival of her using it to live for 300 years. With Marco’s life force being extra powerful, it does the dual role of foreshadowing his potential (explained later on) and gives a better reason for Heinous to be so fixated on him.

As for the school, WHY are the princesses able to live in the ruins on their own without their families coming to pick them up? It is a reform school, not an orphanage. There is no reason any family or kingdom would let their teenage daughters live there instead of bringing them home the first chance they got. Maybe not all of them would object to her methods (plenty of kingdoms thought history shared the mindset taught by St. Olgas of princesses only being good for carrying on the royal lineage), but enough would that she would be in big trouble.

This also brings in the MHC and clearly defines their role earlier in the story. They are an inter-dimensional organization in charge of magic-related law. If it doesn’t affect or use magic, they have no jurisdiction. A machine that drains life energy to keep you young sounds pretty illegal to me.

Part two will focus on the next time we see here and the consequences of this.

I decided for my New Year's Resolution to do one fanfic chapter a week for all of 2024. Who knows how long I will be able to keep this up, but next week's fanfic chapter is up on my Patreon. This is also being posted on Fanfic.com, AO3, and Tumbler.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=10132890

Fanfic.com: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14051718/1/luz-appreciation-week-2022-from-1228248

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52823413/chapters/133608991

Tumbler: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/brianedner

I am also doing fanfic info dumps, think wiki articles that go one episode at a time with some compilations at the end on certain topics that are sorted by episode.

Fanfic info dumps here: https://www.deviantart.com/1228248/gallery

#svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil

[polyglottishthings]

just a thought that I had when watching this for the first time in a while

i spend too much time assigning fictional characters their zodiacs but I gotta say, I feel pretty confident about this one

#svtfoe #star versus the forces of evil #star butterfly #flying princess ponyhead #ponyhead #svlfdm #star versus las fuerzas de mala

[seeksstaronmewni]

To celebrate National Bugs Bunny Day, I decided to finally do the “epic” sketch of Star riding Ponyhead ala the infamous musical number, “Return My Love”, in @warnerbrosentertainment‘s Merry Melodies short “What’s Opera, Doc?”

PONYHEAD IS CHUNKY LOL XD

Tweet of this here

#star vs. the forces of evil #star vs the forces of evil #looney tunes #merry melodies #what's opera doc? #return my love #star butterfly #ponyhead #flying princess pony head #flying princess ponyhead #svtfoe #fan art #fanart #sketch #sketches #walt disney television animation #disney television animation #disney #disney animation #warner bros. animation #warner bros. pictures #bugs bunny #brunhilde #daron nefcy #chuck jones #michael maltese

[muffetscollector]

Days 19-21

Day 19: Beatrice 

Day 20: Flying Princess Ponyhead

Day 21: BMO

#personal #my art #huevember #huevember 2017 #adventure time #at #bmo #bmo adventure time #adventure time bmo #over the garden wall #beatrice #otgw beatrice #beatrice otgw #otgw #star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #svtfoe pony head #flying princess ponyhead #svtfoe ponyhead

[svtfoecritical]

It’d be nice if Pony got some character development. She’s one of the most disliked characters for a reason, lmao

The show treats all her flaws as “Well that’s just how she is, she can’t/shouldn’t be expected to improve” and that’s bullshit

She’s supposed to be funny but her shtick got old. That’s why I don’t like the episodes where she’s the main focus

#svtfoe critical #ponyhead #flying princess pony head

[disney-n-stuff]

This has been in my drafts for months and I’m still deciding if I feel like doing a part two lmfaoo

(please do NOT edit/repost/remove caption)

#also i didn't do anything for wholesome week wHOOPSSSSS #star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #star butterfly #marco diaz #starco #janna ordonia #svtfoe kelly #tom lucitor #svtfoe ponyhead #princess flying pony head #my art

[beckyandfrank]

Special poses that I drew of Turdina and some princess’  from “Star vs the Forces of Evil” “Heinous”

Based on amazing storyboards by

Brett Varon http://brettvaron.tumblr.com/

Gina Gress https://www.instagram.com/ggbonecrusher/

John Mathot http://www.angryalien.com/aa/johnmathot.asp

Character direction by Daron Nefcy http://daronnefcy.com/

#star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #Disney #disney xd #DISNEYXD #Character Design #heinous #princess turdina #turdina #marco diaz #ponyhead #flying princess pony head #princess #prince

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

Fun fact on how Luke (my version of Ponyhead’s future son in any of my AUs involving SVTFOE fankids) got his name:

Ponyhead wasn’t exactly excited about the idea of having a child, period, only deciding to go through with it when someone pointed out that if she didn’t have an heir, her sisters would inherit after her. But, she was even less thrilled when she was told the baby was a boy, since she was hoping that at least she’d have a girl that she could doll up and have fun with when she was out of the annoying baby phase. In fact, she was so let down at the fact that she had a boy that, when asked what the baby’s name was, she literally just responded, “Look, I don’t care. Call it whatever you want.”

And the nurses decided to just interpret the first thing she said (Look) as a name for the baby: Luke. 

#Star vs the Forces of Evil #SVTFOE #Ponyhead #Flying Princess Ponyhead #SVTFOE Fankids #Luke Ponyhead #Ponyhead doesn't have a maternal pony in her body #And I will never be convinced otherwise

[lil-area-sfw]

So! Finale! You know we're all going to pester you until you tell us all you thought about it, right?

Yes Iknow :PSo well, I think I can talk about it for a while ^ ^

…

Okay,let’s be honest. Not talk about it, rant about it for a while >:)

Sorant time? Rant time!

Firstof all, I have to say that I’m loving creators are giving series theirrespective endings. I remember before, many series got cancelled beforereceiving a proper one. Luckily today is the season of finishing stuff ^ ^ Iloved that Nick greenlit Arnold’s Jungle Movie. I waited for so long for that.I thought it was impossible to have it but yay!

Also, we’re having more Invader Ziiiim, yas! I hope they do the promised seriesfinale cause it looks very interesting.

Backto the original topic, well, as all you know I have SVTFOE series and Starco ina place close to my heart. It was an overall enjoyable series. That said, Ineed to point that as much as I enjoyed watching the ending and that they gaveus Starco at the end, I feel some happenings a bit messy, can I say?

Surelymany people will disagree with me but I think the whole “Destroy themagic" arc (or mini arc, since it was brought up like that in thesecond to last episode) wasn’t necessary. I mean, creators could want to give us a messageand all but for a show with the premise of a magic princess fromanother dimension, for me it doesn’t fit much. That idea was the one thatcharmed all of us, why to take it away?

Why…?

Infact, I dunno if I’m the one with the unpopular opinion but I loved, LOVED theEarth episodes. That was the setting that brought us into the show and itworked so well with Star being the foreign and unaware of the new world magicalprincess. It was easy to enjoy her crazy shenanigans while Marco tried to teachher about his home. And it was funny because well, we all know a fountain it’snot a monster, so it was enjoyable how Star kept mistaken familiar stuff X)By switching to Mewni, well, we ended being the foreigners and, it wasn’t thatcharming to me cause I don’t know anything about dragon cycles and it’s logicaleverything is strange. So Star leading Marco through her world wasn’t as funny asthe opposite. I really thought Mewni eps will not last the two last seasons, butwell.

So inthe topic of the episode, I felt like they went too far with Moon. She’s nowthe one who caused the destruction of Magic… ouch.

Andfor the magic itself… It was really a good idea to wipe out all the magic andmagic beings of all the multiverse to… save a single kingdom?Don’t take me wrong, I wanted Mewni to be safe but why to put the characters tomake that kind of decision? Am I missing something? because that doesn’t looked like a multidimensional threat. For me that was like wiping out all theweirdness of Gravity Falls.

Andthen, when you finish the show and start figuring out things, you notice that,besides the obvious ones, they wiped out characters like Spider with a top hatthat actually had complete episodes in the series… and they didn’t even saygood bye or anything. 

My poor boy :(

That’s messy. Am I supposed to laugh at the MHC dead on atable? I mean, I don’t know, I would prefer a different resolution. Good thingabout it? It made Toffee interesting again, cause… he won.

Surprise indeed u.u…

Characterswe used to like as Kelly, ended severed from their friends’ dimensions withoutknowing what happened at all. Sounds a bit selfish…

Anyway you know?Personal theory that would sound like denial but after all that, I think magicis not gone completely. Maybe they referred to “magic you can control”, becauseraw magic still exist it seems. How can Ponyhead fly and sparkle? Please don’tcome with “Not magic”, cause dude… How can monsters do their things like Globgoraugmenting his size?

Yes, maybe it’s“just a plothole” but the thing is there, isn’t it? ^ ^

Continuing, Idon’t think I like completely the Earth + Mewni fusion but it’s interestingenough. Wonder how both worlds will manage.

That’s something…

Nice things aboutthe ep? Well, first one is we got Star and Marco together. I was hoping we willnot get a “And they lived separated for the sake of one kingdom” ending, and wedidn’t get that! ^ ^

Yeah, I will rantagain about it not happening way before but just in the two last episodes… butheck, I’m looking at the bright side here :3

Pretty much,every bit I liked was Starco related, like them both running at each other. Idunno if I’m more trash than I thought or the rest of the stuff wasn’t sointeresting.

Oh, oh! The lastJanna moment was endearing. I love when they give presumably one note characters theirdevelopment moments. It was nice to see her worried episodes before about notbeing able to help and how she uses her snarky attitude to avoid herself fromunwanted situations. Also it was nice to see her opening to Marco and telling himhe’s her friend. I would be pissed if she ended being just the “LOL Janna iswacky, she always pwned Marco” and that was all. It was nice. I would like tosee her after that tho. Last moment we saw her was when faking her dead.

Talking aboutthat, I feel like the ending lacked closing for many characters/stuff. It letmany stuff unanswered. It can be a nice thing. Maybe we will have some comicafter this just like GF did? I just hope, if they do, we can have a completething and not a cancelled one like past comics. I was left waiting for therest!

Okay, I don’tthink this is the kind of rant you were waiting for, since it’s a bit harsh onthe ending, but I love the series and I wanted something different and a bitless rushed.

Lately, I’vefeeling many endings don’t completely fulfill my expectations and I’ve beenthinking if it’s because we fans build upso much said expectations and I will never like an ending anymore but aftera while, I think it’s not the case. I sure think that as much as I enjoyed theeps while watching, they can be much better. Maybe writers are training inmaking endings since before we didn’t even have them :P

Again, it’s nice to have another ending. We will miss the series and I think I need to say congrats to the people who completely liked the ending. You got all what you were waiting for ^ ^

Well, I thinkthat’s all, at least for now. I know this topic has so much to talk about butlet’s stop here since I’ve written so much. We have Starco anyway :D

Canon Starco :D No kiss…? Oh well ^ ^

#arearants #areartsfw #svtfoe #starco #star vs the forces of evil

[tristala]

Star vs the Forces of Evil Finale (Spoilers) Part 5 Final:

I remember the time when I used to imagine what the ending of this series might be. The possibilities were endless and fascinating. I used to anticipate those new episodes and browse the fandom for theories. But now in the last months it had, I just wanted to get it over with.

In all of the series finales I have ever watched in my life as of now, Cleaved is the worst one I have ever seen. It was even worse than Samurai Jack’s ending.

So you’re telling me that Tom Lucitor, one of Star’s and Marco’s closest friends, was forgotten by the same “best friends” that he’s ever had? I know that everything was chaotic but they didn’t even show that they stopped to think where he is?

Was destroying the magic really the only thing they could do? Was there really no other way? Star suddenly just made a very rash decision/revelation. They could have gone through with Eclipsa’s suggestion and tried to fight Mina or just come up with something else. Star claims that magic was the root of all the problems but have they stopped to think about the good things too? 

Did Star ever thought about the magical beings made out of magic? Her spells? The MHC? They were problematic yes but she kinda grew up knowing them. Why didn’t they show her hesitating at all? 

And Marco. You have known Hekapoo for over 16 years but you have barely shown any remorse or sadness that your old friend, who you have known for more than half of your life and known far more and longer than Star, is going to just die? Just like that? Do you feel nothing at all?

An “I’ll miss her.” is not a good show of sorrow people.

ALSO him getting stabbed didn’t matter at all. It was all for the trailer to hype the fans. That’s pathetic. No side effects to the stab wound at all. Nothing.

It did not give me any sense of satisfaction at all to see Mina getting defeated like that. I really don’t like the fact that Solaria was just frowning and coldly staring at her most loyal subordinate getting beaten down and kind of getting drowned by the dark unicorn. It disturbed me. It didn’t feel right. Solaria was almost the same. I bet she has even killed innocent monsters and their children. I feel her character doesn’t have the right to judge Mina when she has done the same.

Mina is of course, not an innocent person. She is a crazy monster hating fanatic but who was responsible for it all? Solaria. She was the one who experimented on her and while I know that Mina volunteered, she probably didn’t know that she’d turn coo-coo and be alone for centuries. Mina could have been a great antagonist but she didn’t have enough screen time. I understand why she became what she is now but a full flashback episode couldn’t have hurt.

This series has shown that not all monsters and mewmans are evil but then they could have, should have delved into that more. Both sides have their reasons for war but it really would have helped if They. Have. Shown. More.

Hence I shall talk about another wasted character that I couldn’t stop mentioning because he was such a waste. 

Toffee is literally my favorite character. There was so much mystery with him I was so intrigued that it kept me up at some nights thinking about what his past was or what’s his next move. 

What did the Butterflies do to him to make him hate their magic so much? How did he meet Glossaryck? How did he rise up and become a general? What was his relationship with Seth? 

There still so many questions. But no, they just killed him off. Just like that. Again.

Star has always been selfish and that’s fine, she’s a spoiled, privileged princess who didn’t know much about the world yet she did grow throughout the show. But I never thought that she would be so willing to never see her family and friends and her world just to be with a boy she loves. That was so selfish.

I actually understand Marco’s decision more because he was freaking stabbed by a unicorn with dark magic so he might have thought that returning to Earth would just be heartbreaking for his loved ones to see him die or something. Or maybe he also just cares about Star and Star alone. Who knows at this point. I mean this is the Marco who has become numb to his own parents.

The music was so dramatic and epic. It builds up at the right time but I wish it was used for a completely different finale for the show. The scenes it was used for didn’t do justice for it. 

“Because with or without magic,”

“We belong together.”

I vomited inside guys.

Star and Marco. You are emotional teenagers. Romantic love isn’t the ultimate love of all. Get over yourselves. I hate that the series is showing that romance is the only thing that matters. That two people having that type of love don’t need anything or anyone else. That’s a messed up message to send.

And all of this is happening just after Star, Moon, Eclipsa and Meteora committed genocide. 

Those people, those unicorns, those spells had their own thoughts, their own will and their own lives. They had families and they all just died for a gamble that a teenager has rashly made.

All of the creatures made out of pure magic are dead and majority didn’t get a say to it.

When Ponyhead was “comforting” Star it was all sorts of wrong for me. They will never see some of their friends again. But why can Ponyhead still fly? And how did she know about their friends and their other worlds? Was she lying? This all just feel forced with them laughing and feeling better. Also, does this mean Tom can go back to his home? Does he still have his powers?

And the way they treated the Magical High Commission’s deaths were very disturbing, at least to me. I am aware that they have done horrible things but the way their deaths were portrayed as a joke is frankly messed up. 

Another thing is Ludo’s arc is also one of my more favorite arcs of the story. I was looking forward to him having more screen time now that he has kind of recovered and grew as a person. Him and Dennis were adorable and I wish there was more content of them. I was hoping they would appear in the finale but I wasn’t surprised that they just appeared for like a few seconds.

And finally, the merging of Mewni and Earth. For the last time, the show treated it like it was a good thing, the music used for it was so lighthearted and hopeful while you see humans running away in horror and some being victims of other creatures. I bet a lot has already died. There will be upcoming destruction and culture shock on both worlds. There will be even more fear and discrimination for the monsters. There will be wars. It was horrifying and so fucked up. 

But hey, at least we got our OTP back together right? RIGHT? This ending is so fucked up. Fuck off finale.

The only things that I actually liked was Moon and Eclipsa seeing their mothers for the last time (Though I’m still iffy about Solaria having “redemption” if that’s what you’re gonna call it) and the music.

God the music was amazing. It’s the kind of music for an epic finale which the series didn’t give. Such a waste.

So, let’s sum this up:

Star committed genocide of pure magical creatures and prevented other people from seeing their friends and family ever again. She and Marco have an unhealthy obsession with each other to the point that they were willing to leave their parents and friends forever just be with each other. Moon was given a slap on the wrist and was forgiven easily for endangering hundreds of innocent lives. Earth and Mewni are now cleaved together so now the monsters will be in even more danger and be more prone to discrimination. 

Four years of character development and plot buildup just flushed down the toilet.

I was in love with this series. It was one of my top cartoons. But ever since season 3 it just went for the worse. Instead of me getting excited for a new episode, I watched it like I’m watching it out of obligation with some dread almost every time.

I know kept saying this but it had so so much potential. It could have been great. This could have been a classic cartoon that people would love to rewatch. A show like Adventure Time, Gravity Falls and Avatar The Last Airbender. But all of it was wasted unnecessary drama on romantic love. 35% of those episodes were about romance. If they had just gotten over with it or didn’t have much focus on it the show could have been much more fleshed out. 

It’s just so sad that a lot of people put a lot of heart and hard work on this series for it to end up like this. 

I will miss Star vs the Forces of Evil but I will miss it mainly for the wasted potential it had.

To all the people who read this rant or the other parts of my rants, thank you.

Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4

#Star vs the Forces of Evil #SvtFoE #SvtFoE Rant #Rant #SvtFoE Critical #Mah Posts #Star Butterfly #Marco Diaz #Moon Butterfly #Eclipsa Butterfly #Eclipsa #SvtFoE Toffee #Toffee #Magical High Commission #Hekapoo #Lekmet #Rhombulus #Solaria Butterfly #Solaria #Omnitraxus Prime #Omnitraxus #Reynaldo the Bald Pate #SvtFoE Reynaldo #Globgor #Meteora Butterfly #Meteora #Glossaryck #River Butterfly #River Johansen

[cadenreigns]

Star vs the Forces of Evil: The Last Magic (part 1)

This is the first part of a movie idea I had. I originally wanted to do more of a script with included images, but I just don’t have the time or energy to do that to the degree it’s in my head, so here’s the first fourth~ish of my movie idea that tries to stay similar in tone to the show and would answer some questions that were left hanging. Also, the end of this section will probably make you think it’s going in the way one would expect from someone with my character preferences, but I think you may be surprised once I get farther into it.

1

“Many Years Ago”

Fade In

Hekapoo is seen holding an infant Festivia with Omnitraxis, Lekmet, and Rhombulus walking out of the room.

Omnitraxis: “We’ll call for the caretakers, keep an eye on the new princess until they get here.”

Lekmet: “Baaaaah”

Hekapoo: “Yeah, yeah. It’s not like I’m gonna drop her.”

The door closes behind the Glossaryck brothers leaving Hekapoo alone with Festivia. The infant reaches up, making babbling noises, then starts shaking her arms.

Hekapoo (holding Festivia up so they’re eye to eye): “Oh we got a little party animal here.”

Festivia giggles and Hekapoo smiles. “When you get older I’ll show you how to really party.”

Fade Out

2

“Many Years Later”

Fade into Hekapoo yelling as Moon tries to pull a toddler Star off her horn while Star screams “Mine!” repeatedly. Hekapoo nearly falls over when Star is finally pulled free.

Moon: “I’m so sorry, Hekapoo. The book said you practically raised Festivia, so I thought Star might take to you…not try to take something from you.”

Star (still reaching towards Hekapoo’s horns): “Mine!”

Hekapoo (rubbing the base of the horn Star was grabbing): “Yeah, well she’s quite the aggressive little party animal, isn’t she?”

Moon (sighs): “Her father’s influence I suppose. Maybe we can find her a head band or something so she’ll think she has horns of her own.”

Hekapoo (shrugs): “Sure, you do that. But if there’s nothing else, I’m going to head back to the forge. Someone’s gotta keep an eye on the portal network so no worlds get smashed together or anything.”

Moon (laughs): “Oh Hekapoo, who would even be capable of such a thing.”

-Cut to Star and Marco walking down the street of a post-Cleave Echo Creek-

The familiar toll of the opening song notes starts. What looks like the wand is pushed in front of the camera, but then pulls back to show it’s the face of Star’s watch as the opening continues. The opening would be a modified version of the show’s regular opening, but instead of jumping through portals Star drags Marco through doors and windows, with each small scene they jump through giving a glimpse of life after the Cleave. Their parents, along with Eclipsa and Globgor having a cookout while Mariposa and Meteora play, Ludo and his band of monsters landscaping, Jackie and Chloe (I guess) skating by, a glimpse of the military at the edge of town, and so on until it culminates in the final shot from the season 1 opening of Star and Marco standing in the center of a big group of characters, but in addition to those in the original opening there will be all the characters introduced since then for one massive group shot.

3

The shot starts black, which is revealed to be the interior of a fridge when Star opens the door and faces the camera while looking for something.

After a few seconds of her not finding anything and making “thinking noises” Marco, who can be seen sitting at the table behind her looking through a stack of papers, says: “Can I help you find something, Star?

Star (looking back at Marco): “Do we have any more of that brown goop?”

Marco: “You mean the disgusting leftover Glossaryck pudding that you wouldn’t let me throw away and that you’ve been snacking on for weeks?”

Star: “Yeah, the pudding (extra drawn-out emphasis on the word pudding, almost like she’s saying it for the first time).”

Marco: “No, Star, you finished the last of it yesterday.”

Star (turning to Marco): “Aww man, I was in the mood for pudding.”

Marco: “We can pick some up la-”

The alarm app on Marco’s phone sitting on the table goes off, drawing both their attentions.

Marco: “Looks like there’s no time for pudding anyway, we gotta go or we’ll be late.”

Star: “Last one to the backyard’s a rotten corncob!”

Star races out of the kitchen towards the backyard. Marco smiles and stack all his papers together before putting them into a backpack and following after her.

The scene shifts to the Diaz backyard, where there’s now a large pen for Nachos and Cinnabar (Hekapoo’s dragoncycle). Star is leaning over the side, swinging her feet back and forth while watching them eat.

Marco: “Are you going to take Cinnabar out today? Or are you riding with me again?”

Star (puts her hands on her hips and feigns annoyance): “Marco, how am I supposed to hold onto you like a girlfriend should if we’re not on the same dragoncycle.”

Marco (rolls eyes): “We gotta find you a different channel to watch besides that one that only shows 50’s biker movies, but alright. Nachos, time to fly, girl.”

Nachos looks up from her bowl and excitedly takes off, jumping the pen fence and landing right besides them. Cinnabar briefly looks up at Star, growls, then goes back to eating.

Star: “I think Cinnabar still doesn’t like me.”

Marco (hooking his backpack to the back of Nachos’s saddle and then mounting her): “She’s still just getting used to all the changes.”

Star: “And she misses Hekapoo.”

Marco (briefly looks away while his hand tightens on Nachos’s horn-handle, then looks back at Star with a smile): “Well there’s nothing we can do about that right now. Not if we want to actually be on time for once.”

Star (hops on Nachos behind Marco, princess style, and wraps her arms around his waist): “Then we better get going!”

Marco (revving Nachos horns): “You heard the lady, time to fly Nachos!”

Nachos takes off. The camera follows behind and then slightly above to give a sweeping view of the fused Echo Creek. They fly past the ponyhead cloud kingdom, over the entrance to the underworld, and between castles and skyscrapers that make up the skyline until they start to descend towards city hall.

Marco (once they come to a stop at the entrance): “Here you are Ambassador Butterfly (emphasis on the word ambassador)”

Star (hops off and kisses Marco on the cheek): “See you after work Principal Diaz (emphasis on the word Principal)”

They laugh and Marco takes off, leaving Star to go inside.

4

Star skips though the townhall entryway, greeting everyone she sees by name, until she reaches a door labeled “Inter-World Conference Prep Room.” She pauses, takes a deep breath, and steps inside. There she sees Moon and Eclipsa talking beside a playpen with Meteora and Mariposa inside.

Eclipsa (looks up, noticing Star): “Well look who’s on time.”

Moon (smirking): “Wonders never cease.”

Star (sarcastically): “Haha” (leans over the side of the playpen) “Hey babies! Mariposa, are you being good for Eclipsa and Globgor while your parents are on vacation?”

Meteora and Mariposa: (happy giggling)

Eclipsa: “She’s been very good, like a little angel.”

Moon (crossing arms and leaning towards Star): “And have you and Marco been good (emphasized) while the Diazes have been away?”

Star (exasperated): “Yes mom.”

Moon: “Well good. Now I hope you’re ready, we have a full docket today.”

Star: “Really? Anyone we know?”

-Cut to a table with Star (slumped over), Eclipsa, and Moon sitting at one end while Ludo (wearing a little suit) and human man (let’s call him Bruce, it doesn’t really matter) yell at each other from either side-

Bruce: “You’re stealing all my landscaping business!”

Ludo: “You’re stealing all my remodeling business!”

Bruce: “Well that ain’t hard, I’ve seen the shoddy electrical work your boys do.”

Ludo: “Well your team of ne’er-do-wells wouldn’t know how to stack a stone feature if their lives depended on it!”

Eclipsa: “Now boys, there’s no need to be so hostile. Just like when I used to work on combining magic, trying to put together two volatile spells will just cause everything to explode.”

Moon: “That’s a very good analogy, Eclipsa.”

Eclipsa: “Thank you Moon.”

Ludo and Moon look at the two former queens with expressions that say they obviously don’t get it.

Bruce: “Look ma’am, I’m sure that means something interesting wherever you’re from, but that doesn’t help me when this little chicken-man is messing with the livelihood of me and all the employees of Campbell, Inc.”

Ludo (outraged): “Chicken-man!? I’ll show you a chicken man!” (snaps fingers, the chicken-headed monster from his crew, dressed in construction-style clothing, steps out of the shadows and next to Ludo). “You’re keeping all of us at Avarius Construction Co. from getting our foot in the door! So if you want to see what a chicken man can do, we’ll show you right here right now!”

Star: “Ok, why don’t each of you take a deep breath and calm down.”

Ludo and Bruce give Star the stink eye.

Star: “Look, these meetings are supposed to be about helping fix the problems between people from earth and people from mewni, but we can’t do that if you just start fighting from the get go. So why don’t each of you give the other a…um, opposite of an insult…”

Moon: “Star dear, do you mean a compliment?”

Star: “That’s it, give each other a compliment!”

Ludo and Bruce each lean back and cross their arms, each now refusing to look or speak to the other.

Star: “Come on.”

Ludo: “Fine. I guess his team is pretty good at the electrical side of things. We sent some boys off to study it, but it’s been slow going.”

Bruce: “Well, I guess it is pretty impressive how fancy you all are with your stonework.”

Ludo (embarrassed): “Well you know, you get a feel for it after rebuilding a castle so many times.”

Moon: “That’s a wonderful start. Maybe now we can start to discus ways you two could work together to not impede one another’s businesses.”

Bruce (ponderously): “Working together huh…that’s not a half bad idea.”

Ludo and Star: “Huh?”

Bruce: “The Avarius and Campbell teams come together. My boys will help yours learn all they need to know about the wires and pipes that fill a home, and your boys teach mine about all style and finesse that goes into the exterior work.”

Ludo (smiling mischievously): “Then not only would our teams figure out the other aspects of the job…”

Ludo and Bruce (excitedly): “But we could charge even more!”

Star: “Uh, that wasn’t really what I had in-”

Bruce: “What do you say we go draw up some paperwork for this joint venture right now?”

Ludo: “I say let’s do it!” (jumps off the table, but looks back at Star before making his way out after Bruce and smiles) “Thanks Star!”

Eclipsa (as everyone but she, Moon, and Star files out): “Was that a good outcome?”

Moon: “Well, they weren’t fight anymore…so technically I suppose it was.”

Star (slouching in her chair): “I hope Marco’s day is going better than this.”

5

-Cut to Marco landing in front of the high school while Mr. Blue Sky by ELO (or something similar in tone) plays-

A banner over the entrance reads “Mewni catch-up month” as Marco dismounts Nachos, grabs his backpack, and heads inside. The tune continues, Marco basically bobbing to the beat as he goes down the hall and passes open classrooms. Each classroom’s door is clearly marked with a subject, with mewmen, monsters, and demons filling the student desks while one of the Echo Creek natives we all know and love stands at the front of the class. Alfonso in Math, Jackie in history, Janna in shop (though she seems to be showing them how to make lockpicks), and so on. Marco finally arrives at the principal’s office, approaching the intercom as the tune starts to fade out.

Marco (into the microphone, as he talks different shots of the classrooms listening to him over the intercom are shown): “Good morning Echo Creek students new and old alike. I’m Marco Diaz, your state assigned mediator and I’d like to welcome you all to another day of learning. Thanks once again to all the mewman, monsters, and demons for coming and thank our volunteer teachers for helping everyone to catch up with earth subjects so that we can all start the next semester together. As usual I’ll be making rounds for a good part of the day, but if you need anything don’t hesitate to reach out to me. And above all else, have a great day.”

The tune fades back in as a montage starts that jumps back and forth between Marco mostly having a great day assisting different classes (maybe have slime mix some chemicals with himself and catch fire at one point just for fun) and Star growing increasingly frustrated with dispute after dispute between monsters and humans, humans and mewmen, and monsters and mewmen. She would also start to have bags under her eyes near the end of it. This would go on until the song reached its natural conclusion during a Marco part of the montage and the school bell goes off.

Marco (shouting for all to hear as the mewmen, monsters, and demons file outside the school as he stands where the parking lot meets the football field): “Alright everyone, now it’s time for the active part of the day. For those of you that brought something with wheels, follow Jackie to the parking lot.”

Jackie (raising her arm and shouting): “You heard Diaz, follow me skaters, bladers, and bikers!”

Jackie skateboards off with Rock Johansen (on a homemade, Flintstones-like bike), Courier-chan on her own skateboard, and Penelope Spiderbite in rollerblades, among others following after her.

Marco: “As for the rest of you, (pulls a football out from behind his back) today we’re going to give football a go. It’s sort of like cornball, but weirdly both simpler and more complex.” (Tosses the football to Tom) “Will you get them start on the field, I need just a minute.”

Tom: “Will do.” (turning to group) “This way everybody.”

Marco watches everyone file towards the field, including Rich Pidgeon (in his mech suit) who’s making his way up next to Tom in the procession. Marco seems content, even as Janna steps up beside him with one of her mischievous grins.

Janna: “So how’s the honeymoon going?”

Marco (still smiling as he turns to face her, in the background you can see Tom pass Rich the ball): “Not gonna let you bait me today, Janna.”

Janna: “Liar, I always get you to take the bait.”

Marco: “Well there’s still some time left in the day for you to try I suppose. Though, before that, I need you to stop teaching everyone how to be…well, criminals.”

Janna (feigning surprise): “As if I would ever do such a thing.”

Marco (crossing his arms): “Yesterday I caught you teaching a class how to hack military software.”

Janna: “psh, that’s an important life skill.”

Marco: “It’s an illegal life skill is what it is.”

Camera jumps to the field where Rich still has the ball.

Rich (winding up a throw with his robot arm): “I’ve been studying this game, watch the ‘wicked’ spiral on this throw.” (throws the ball super hard)

Camera jumps to the parking lot, where Jackie is instructing everyone on how to keep their balance. She looks back towards the field and sees the ball arcing up and preparing to come down right towards Marco.

Jackie (shouting): “Diaz!”

Camera jumps back to Marco and Janna, who notice Jackie shouting something, but can only just make out that it has something to do with being behind them.

Jackie (now hard to hear from distance): “…behind…”

Marco (visibly confused): “What’s behind-” (turns towards the field as the football collides with his face).

Screen goes black. It’s silent for a few seconds, then slowly a voice starts to be heard. It’s faint, but repeating the same word over and over, each time becoming just a little clearer until you can finally hear…

Faded voice: “Muscles!”

#star vs the forces of evil #star vs las fuerzas del mal #star vs #svtfoe #marco diaz #star butterfly #starco #hekapoo #jackie lynn thomas #Janna Ordonia #tom lucitor #rich pigeon #eclipsa #mariposa #The Last Magic #Star vs the Forces of Evil: The Last Magic #meteora #moon butterfly #ludo #nachos

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Since When Has Our Relationship Ever Been Easy?

At last. After three and a half years, it’s time to crack my knuckles and write fanfiction again. I’m honestly very shocked by the lack of fanfiction revolving around Eclipsa’s family. Globgor doesn’t even have a character filter on fanfiction.net! Like, WHAT?!

Very well. Then I shall take matters into my hands.

I’ll warn you now, this story isn’t going to be very plot-heavy. Oh, there’s an overall plot, but it’s more about living out the daily lives of Globgor and Eclipsa up until the point of their imprisonment. I’m going to use all the tiny glimpses of info given to us about their past and do what I can to create an accurate timeline for them. Each chapter will be divided based on their current ages. If I get a new filler idea for some point in their lives, I’ll create bonus chapters to add on. Okay, I think I covered everything, so read on and enjoy!

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, this story will be canon for my muse Globgor, as I’m writing what I honestly believed plausible for his character!

Prologue CH1

Prologue

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away lived a beautiful princess. She was young, only seven, but very intelligent for her age. She was the kind of girl who always asked ‘why’ and would gladly face any danger just to feed her curiosity. She was a bit selfish, but not in a mean way. It wasn’t that she didn’t care about other people. She just found her own feelings to be important too and often felt like she was the only one who thought so too. It wasn’t fair that she was always so lonely and bored staying in the Butterfly Castle all day! Why did everyone have to fight all the time? It would be much more fun if everyone just played together instead. This princess’ name was Eclipsa.

Now, far away from Butterfly Castle lived a young monster, only eight. He was a boy of no origin. That is, no one knew where he came from Not even him. He just showed up one day, a hungry toddler digging in the trash. When it became apparent that the monster child was a Size-Shifter, a rare and deadly breed of monster, the locals took turns taking care of the child. Eventually the boy performed odd jobs in order to earn himself some food and a place to sleep. Times were rough for monsters. No one was too young to offer a helping hand. Not that this bothered him. He liked making himself useful. This monster child’s name was Globgor.

Eclipsa and Globgor. Two children who came from races that despised each other. Although they currently didn’t know each other, the day would come when they would fall madly in love with each other. They’d give up everything to be with one another and become the most infamous villains in all of Mewni. Their actions would cause them to be loathed and feared for many centuries to come.

This is their story, and it’s time to tell it.

~~~

“Yo, this brochure is the bomb!”

“There’s only one act though…”

“Yeah, but it’s only the best act of the kingdom!”

“Yeah, show some respect, man! Oh wait, ssh! Here we go!”

The boy quieted down as their leader stepped out from behind the makeshift curtains that had been put on display for them. It was their homeboy, Prince Jushtin. He carried his usual air of confidence as he held a microphone up to his mouth.

“Yo, yo, how ya’ll doing tonight? You doing good?”

“Yeah!”

“You bet!”

“Eh, could’ve used some snacks….”

The other Boy-Prince Cru looked at old man Whizzbag with disdain. Pea-Pea had to nudge him in order to help him get realize how stupid and thoughtless he was being. The man was hip, but he was always spouting utter nonsense.

Jushtin didn’t seem to notice. Instead, he did a little turn and gestured with grandeur towards the curtains. “Yeah, yeah, I thought so! So allow me to be the one to introduce you to the one, the only, the princess Eclipsa!”

The Cru burst into applause as a small child with curly head of dark green hair stepped out onto the makeshift stage. She giggled as she showed off the large hat, long boa, and sequins blouse and skirt. She walked just like her uncle instructed her, holding her arms out so she didn’t trip.

“Eclipsa is wearing a fabulous outfit put together by her favorite uncle!” Jushtin walked alongside his niece as he continued his narration. “Now, this isn’t a look that can work with just any young lady! No, for most it would be trying too hard. However, due to the princess’ pale skin and uniquely colored hair, the extravagance helps bring out her facial features, most notably those precious spades on her cheeks!”

“Ooooooooh!” The cru leaned forward, watching  in awe of the seven-year-old’s modeling skills.

Jushtin snapped his fingers and waved his hips side to side. “That’s right, Clippy! Strut your stuff! Bring your style to life! Unce, unce, unce, unce!”

“You’re so beautiful, princess!” Sazmo sounded breathless as he held out a hand to the little model. When she gave him a high-five, he grabbed he fell back and let his bros catch him. “She touched me! I got the angel’s touch! I’m never washing this hand again!”

Eclipsa continued to giggle and blush at all the attention she was getting. She was about to turn around to get dressed in her next outfit when she looked down and noticed something was amiss. “Oh no! Uncle Jushtin! I got it wrong! My shirt is on backwards!”

Jushtin took a quick glance at her before smirking at his friends. “You heard the little lady, boys! Backwards shirts are the new in! Follow the lead if you want to stay up with the times!”

Eclipsa watched in amazement before bursting into a fit of laughter as all the boys proceeded to turn their shirts backwards.

The group went silent as the doors to the castle suddenly burst open. In walked several members of the Mewman army being lead by an irate Solaria. A growl could be heard before she even had a chance to throw down her helmet. She swore and shook her head, even as several members of the castle staff appeared before her.

“Mommy’s home!” Eclipsa quickly ran in the direction of her mother, followed closely by her uncle.

“Your majesty, did you manage to disband the monster soldiers from our outpost?” someone pleaded while trying to stay out of the queen’s way.

“Of course we did! But at what cost? We lost too many of our men!” Solaria ran a hand over her face as she continued to move forward, seemingly unaware of the small girl running at her heels.

“Mommy! Mommy, Uncle Jushtin and I are having a fashion show! Come and see!”

“We need to be find a way to lower their numbers before they reach the battlefield!” Solaria reached for some documents passed on to her by one of the court members. She gave it a read over while she continued. “Where do these beasts keep coming from? I swear, they’re breeding just to spite us!”

Eclipsa wasn’t discouraged. “Mommy! Mommy, come see!”

“How do they keep finding our outposts? Is someone giving them intel? Oh wait, it’s those Avarians, isn’t it? They’ve been flying around and spying on us! I knew we should have stationed the Ponyheads on air patrol! But no! They’re just too good for that!”

“Mommy, look at what I’m wearing! Come see! Come-“ Eclipsa stopped her insistent pleading once Jushtin placed a jeweled hand on her shoulder. He smiled at her in an apologetic way.

“Clippy, I think your mom is busy right now.” he whispered. He started to guide her back over to his Cru. “Let’s continue the show and maybe she can meet up with us later, m’kay?”

Eclipsa’s smiled faded. She looked at the floor dejectedly. She wouldn’t cry. She knew her mother had the most important job in all of Mewni, but she was getting busier every day. She never got to see her anymore. Of course she was grateful to have her Uncle Jushtin to play with, but she missed the days she had the majority of her mother’s time.

She wished the monsters would just leave them alone. They always kept her mom so busy. And so angry.

“Your majesty, should we call up a meeting with the High Commission so you can share what you saw?”

“I will in a couple of hours.” Solaria finally stopped her tirade in order to turn around and look at her retreating family with a smile. “In case you didn’t hear, I’ve received a personal invitation to a fashion show.”

Eclipsa instantly spun around with a happy gasp. She charged forward and leapt into her mother’s outstretched arms. The queen chuckled at her daughter’s delight before looking up at her brother.

“Why’s your shirt on backwards?”

Jushtin simply clicked his tongue and gave her a piteous look. “You haven’t heard that the backwards shirt is what’s in right now? You make me sad, little sister. You make me sad.”

~~~

Far from the Butterfly Castle stood a tavern filled with a variety of different monsters. Its popularity helped make it into a large, but still rather beat-up looking place. The latter was due to the fact that this is where monster army came to either boast of their victories or rage at their losses. Whatever the case was, the patrons always hung on their every word. Those who fought for monster kind were considered heroes, even if they didn’t always come home with good news.

Today had turned out to be one of those days.

“I swear, the next time I see that pompous queen, I’m going to scratch out those annoying cheek marks of hers!”

“Oh, then why didn’t you do that today, Rex?”

“What? Are you saying it was my fault?”

“You always do this! Everytime you come home empty, you brag about-“

“You act as if you did much better!”

“Guys, guys, we did manage to take out a lot of her soldiers-“

“Oh, putting a happy face on things? Yeah! Tell that to the families going to sleep hungry tonight!”

“Oh enough already!” an Slime Man soldier sighed while pouring himself a drink. He turned to the other residents with an apologetic smile. “I’m truly sorry to all of you. This whining isn’t what you want to hear. You all deserve to hear our words of grandeur and promise. Take hope. What I take from this battle is that we posed as a threat to the wicked queen. We struck fear into her heart! I can feel it!”

“Slime, stop talking. Please. They don’t want to be coddled. They want the facts!” A Frog Man grumbled. He looked down at his empty tankard and snarled. “Where the heck is the brat? OIE! GLOBGOR!!”

An eight-year-old boy with scraggly light pink hair and a green tunic jumped nearby. He had been so enraptured by the story of the soldiers that he had forgotten he was supposed to be working. He quickly grabbed the pitcher and refilled the Frog Man’s drink. “Sorry about that! Won’t happen again!”

“Hey, can we get some goat-pig over here? We’re starving!” a Septarian called.

Globgor took a pencil from behind his pointy ear and jotted down in a little notepad. “Of course! Right away!”

“And while you’re at it, my armor needs to be washed,” another monster said, tossing said object over to the boy.

“Yeah, mine too!”

“Same here!”

“Actually a wash sounds pretty great!”

Pretty soon, a pile of chest plates were poured on top of the young monster. Somehow a small hand managed to pop out of the top and give a thumbs-up. “I’m on it! I’ll get these right back to all of you!” his muffled voice called.

Globgor was met with a piteous chuckle as he finally managed to pull himself out of the heavy armor. He was met with the amused eyes of Gooblah, the only other Size-Shifter in Mewni. He was a much darker red than Globgor was, donned many battle scars, and had a long wisp of white hair as well as a beard. At the moment, he was sitting at a table, trying not to laugh at plight of his only brethren.

“Aw, what’s so funny?” Globgor didn’t enjoy being laughed at. It meant that the person doing it didn’t take him seriously. He attempted to save face by striding over to the bar to fetch his cleaning gear by keeping his nose up in the air.

“Those boys could use you as a personal hanky, and you would thank them for it,” old man Gooblah chuckled.

“And why shouldn’t I? They’re out there fighting for our lives against the evil Mewmans! The least I can do is offer my services to them when they get back!” Globgor kneeled down and began scrubbing the blood and grime off the armor.

“It’s admirable that you respect them, but that doesn’t mean they need to treat you so rudely.”

“They’re just blowing off steam. Plus they want to toughen me up! Everyone’s expecting me to join when I get older!”

“Right. Because we’re Size-Shifters. A rare and deadly breed of monsters.” A sullen look appeared on the monster’s face as he stared into his drink. He didn’t seem to hold the title with much pride.

Globgor looked at him. “I hear you used to say that with vigor. Why are you such a coward now?”

Gooblah smirked. “It’s cowardly to not want to fight anymore? To find it all pointless?”

“You’re letting everyone down. We were unstoppable when you were going around eating Mewmans. These men wouldn’t be disappointed right now if you would just kill the queen!”

“You weren’t even born yet, how would you know?” the older man sighed as he looked over at the young, loud soldiers. “I’m sorry I’m the only other Size-Shifter and yet such a disappointment. I know you want a big, scary monster to look up to. I just…..I had an epiphany, you know? This war, what we’re carrying on with….there’s no winning it. Not with how we’re doing it. We hit them, they hit back harder, and then we hit harder, and eventually we all just wind up setting ourselves on fire.”

Globgor finally stood up. “It won’t have to be that way once we dominate the Mewmans and make them our slaves!”

A frown appeared on the other’s face. “But now what would that make us? I thought we were fighting for fair treatment. That doesn’t sound very fair.”

“The Mewmans will never treat us fairly! It’s bad enough that you won’t fight, but now why are you taking their side?”

“I’m not. I just want there to be peace. I’ve seen too many of my friends die from everyone’s stubbornness and pride. There has to be another way. Somehow.” Gooblah turned back to his drink, seeming to prefer seeing his own reflection rather than the incredulous look on the younger boy’s face. “Anyhow…..have you found a bed for tonight?”

Globgor grumbled and looked away. “No. Today’s work was for food. You think if I harvest your crops tomorrow, you could let me sleep in your house tonight?”

Gooblah chuckled and gave a small smile. “Sounds like a deal.” He still didn’t look up from his drink.

Before Globgor could speak to him further, he got another call from the soldiers, one of them complaining that his chair was uneven. He gave his elder a grateful nod before heading off to tend to the needs of the customers.

Gooblah watched the boy, a somber look on his face. Globgor….he really was a good kid. But growing up alone in the middle of a war was filling his heart with anger and hatred. He didn’t want to bring peace to Mewni. He wanted to see Mewmans either die or serve monsters. If he was this ruthless as child, what would he become once he reached adulthood? Any semblance of love would be removed, leaving only a bloodthirsty tyrant. Stump help the Mewmans when the boy learned how to increase in size.

It didn’t look like things would be getting better in the future. And for that, his old heart truly went out to his fellow Size-Shifter. If times were different, maybe Globgor would’ve grown up to be a noble, valiant monster. But with the way things were now, he had no doubt though that the boy would grow up to become an unintentional villain.

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