#GEM MOST OF ALL

[aarchimedes]

for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #yeah guys idk i just feel like most people read it really young #but jolkein is really wordy and idk how y'all got through that at 8 yo #my attention span could neverrrrrr #obviously not as wordy as like. les mis. but you know what i mean. #lots and lots of context all the time. love that for his worldbuilding not so much for my hold on the plot #and yes i have watched the movies #i didn't completely miss the cultural zeitgeist #yay first time making a poll! if you vote or read my tags this far you are a gem 🫶🏻 #edit: i realize i spelled tolkien wrong. i feel like this proves my point #but also i feel like thats something you spell with your heart and not your mind

[kimtaegis]

an iconic look 💛 for @hobicentric

cr. namuspromised

#btsgif #dailybts #btsedit #networkbangtan #bangtanarmynet #hopenet #houseofddaeng #hobi #memories 2021 #rolling stone magazine making film #trackofthesoul #*hs #*gifs #JULIAAAAA #I JUST SAW ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!! #oh lovely I wish you THE happiest most amazing day #I hope you're surrounded by just as much love and sunshine as you give us all here #I'm truly so happy you're (still!) around brightening the place up and making me smile so so much all the time #you're truly a gem and I adore you so much #I wish I would have known earlier to make something more personal/ special for you #(I'll make it up to you once I have more time on my hands again I promise) #but I absolutely love this look and I think he radiates so much positivity & fun & brightness here. perfect for someone like you #I am thinking of you a lot today. celebrating with you! happy birthday darling I love you!!

[chrisrin]

some more gemstuck designs!

#homestuck #hs #gemstuck #davepetasprite #davepeta #dave strider #nepeta leijon #terezi pyrope #so happy with these gem choices #most people turn terezi into a pyrope gem which is very fair BUT #i wanted to do something a little different #and like CMOOON she's the PERFECT zircon #nepeta as a cat's eye feels so right and her with dave? tigers eye? hell yes #also i did a little dave redesign #the idea in the lore is that dave after he escaped the empire was left with a crack in his gem #dirk as a bismuth is like #fuck #i cant do anything to help you #he can make all these weapons and all these tools for war and destruction but cant help the person he cares about most #so he takes him to pink diamond (fef) #and through some means #a deal or something #dirk gets fef to repair dave #and so he reforms with a new fit! #(and since it's kinda like dave dies it felt appropriate to base his reformed version's outfit on his godtier fit) #more of these incoming btw im having a lot of fun today with them #feel free to send me asks about fusions or characters u want me to see design #no promises ill get to all of them but im having fun #also if u want to ask about lore ur welcome to as well #i have Some things in my mind scoped out

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

Courfeyrac you will always be famous

#FINALLY caught up and just in time for this GEM #the most friendship of all time honestly #les mis letters #les mis 3.6.4

[recycled-colouring-pencils]

there are so many things im not normal about in this finale but i think the thing thats making me the most feral is grians 'she's dead scar' 'you won' in chat, i am chewing and clawing and biting and-

#trafficblr #secret life #life series smp #traffic smp #traffic series #goodtimeswithscar #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #life series #life smp #secret life finale #jesus fucking christ that finale. #i just wanna say that gems pov was an absolute *treat* to watch for all sessions and a. i really hope they bring her back for any future- #-seasons (although id understand if she chose not to come back) #and b. you should go watch them but especially her final episode the intro me goosebumps in the THE most /pos way possible holy shit #i think this might be one of my favourite seasons ngl

[rollaroundincompliments]

Brennan said no beloved NPCs for you

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #ayda? #gone #aelwyn? gone #tracker? gone #zelda? gone #gilear? gone #arthur aguefort? gone #hilareal? gone #kathilda? #also gone apparently???? #at least our buddy ragh and 2/3 of figs parents are here #gorthalax is probably in a gem or something idk #i cant believe they just left squeem in the desert #the most beloved of all fantasy high npcs

[calypsolemon]

If i am totally honest I kind of don't like how harsh some of the fandom is at Greg sometimes for being literally homeless and having a magical gem son at the same time. For sure there are places where Greg actually messed up but I feel like in the case of Steven partially growing up in a van and not really having access to medical care and lacking structure because of it is like. Homeless and poor people have kids and its not a moral failing on their part for our society not helping them meet their needs, yknow?

#plus obviously once he could afford housing for his son he clearly did it #I always assumed that he financed the construction of the gem house and paid all the energy bills and stuff #but its always taken up most of his paycheck #and it probably took those like. idk 10+ years after steven's birth to actually save up enough to do it #then he didn't even get to LIVE in it because the gems had beef with him at the time and it was awkward #and i dont like the whole ''he could have gone back to his family'' thing because a) his family was literally abusive #he's not in the wrong for protecting steven from them #and b) his family didn't even open his god damn letters. i think thats enough to assume they would not help and didn't care #hell andy admits as much that he could have taken initiative and visited everyone and that was an UNCLE #clearly nobody in his family cared enough to finacially support Greg unless he like. joined the military or something

[chodzacaparodia]

I respect all Link Click's theorists so much. They can still think logically, analyze every detail and come up with interesting theories while I struggle with a breakdown after every episode.

#sometimes I manage to make a memes #or express my admiration for lu guang #but most of the time my emotions overwhelm me and my brain explodes #that's why I love link click's theorists #even though they also get into it all they can still come up with such gems #link click #link click s2 #link click season 2 #shiguang daili ren #shiguang dailiren season 2 #shiguang

[horse-head-farms]

okay since this is now on my mind

curious what other people think. pick based on whatever metric you want - most logical sense, most fun, one you’d want to see. we must decide as a community

#okay my thoughts on everyone here #yn or insert - most obvious answer. lots of fics and harem animes stereotypically are like this because everyone wants the characters #to fawn over them #xisuma - he is one of the first hermits and often considered the “leader” in fanon. he is also considered bitchless so would make this funn #grian - most shipped hermit in the fandom and the most popular #mumbo - based on user xbralis’ notes about this exact thing. i think he would find this universe horrifying #xb - the server’s babygirl all the men want him. he is a pretty princess and gets bitches #etho - everyone is in love with him people are obsessed he is already a harem anime protagonist #cleo - has great chemistry with literally every other hermit every cleo ship you can think of is epic. cleo is cool #joe hills - the tumblr sexyman requires no explanation #also unrelated but i think jevin would be written as a tsundere and gem would be written as a yandere #jevin voice “baka!” #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #hermitblr

[dailypearldoodles]

Day 534

Yup it's more fma au aha

Decided to go ahead with the idea that Pearl was given a Philosopher's Stone during Ishval, thus also gaining the title The Red Pearl Alchemist for a short time. The stone is returned after the war ends, but later she finds it again in the Fifth Laboratory with Gem

#daily pearl doodles #pearlescentmoon #fullmetal alchemist #hermitcraft #mod morph #''Before you condemn me #may I remind you that even without the stone your flames took the most lives #Hero of Ishval?'' #“Neither I nor Kimblee had you beat.” #yup i started writing stuff #i didnt expect to end up with a full scene of Gem's team talking to Roy lmao #“...the Lieutenant Colonel stood next to me in the awards ceremony after Ishval.” #roy talking about pearl here #i love my war criminals <3 #gem's team meets roy proper after ed and al leave for the north #so like when roy's office is all empty lol #anyways the fma brainrot train continues to brainrot

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Im sorry but I love how Wally is just going ''aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-'' in the background while Howdy was talking during the video [im talking about the video of the Wally plush btw]

ikr its so cute!! a lil scream he scrumpt Wally Style!

#the ad is just chock full of gems.... #AND THE FUCKIN. THE CENSORED BOOTLEG LMFAO #'oh marmalade on a hotdog what is that thing!!' #top tier! i cackled #and wally's additional commentary <3 'is that an apple?' #i also love how howdy continues to Lie so Blatantly <3 #he's a bit of a bastard and im heart him #BUT YES! THE FLAT aaaaaaaaa ITS EVERYTHING #wally is the most character ever #rambles from the bog #ill need to listen Very closely to the 'corrupted' part of the lil vid. i feel like there's something in there #a voice.... #i wonder if the ad is Connected to the Lore somehow... if it has implications or ties in at all? who knows! #maybe im looking into it too much! maybe its not that deep! but maybe it Is.... mayhaps. it. is.

[markantonys]

i'm rereading the garden scene and i'd completely forgotten about this moment of gawyn just totally losing his marbles over rand i'm HOWLING the case for (onesided & unknown-to-rand) randwyn gets stronger every day

#gawyn 🤝 dain: having obsessive knowledge of two rivers exports for homoerotic reasons #'elayne should have a two rivers husband' sweetheart i think YOU want a two rivers husband #i'm citing this 'elayne should marry someone from the two rivers' bit as evidence to claim He Would Not Fucking Say That damages #against sanderson's whole TOM spiel about how gawyn is jealous that a Lowly Peasant is ruling the world in his stead #anyway gawyn is such a sweetheart in this whole scene i'm in physical pain!!!! i'd forgotten all about it!!! #he's so gentle with rand and teasing with elayne and is also ride-or-die for both of them #he joins elayne in throwing himself between rand and the armed guards! #and he's like 'galad's a good person but goddamn is he annoying' right along with elayne djfkgjh #and now i extra resent AMOL randomly deciding to prioritize the gawyn-galad relationship when it was always gawyn-elayne that mattered most #anyway i'm dying. i didn't really start paying attention to gawyn until LOC so there are some hidden gems in the early books! #gawyn trakand #gawynposting #rand al'thor #randwyn #wot #wot book spoilers

[chrisrin]

some more self-indulgent gemstuck doodles!

#homestuck #steven universe #gemstuck #davekat fusion would be literally genuinely the most infuriating person that ever walked homeworld you cannot convince me otherwise #oh my GODDD he'd be SUCH a prick #anyways #also davekat's fused form isn't big at all. he just becomes a normal sized dude #because dave and karkat are fuckin puny #sollux is a perma fusion he's never unfused ever and never will #he's vibing he's allowed #also i dont know shit about gems i just gave them names i thought were cool and fitting #chris doodles

[zitot3]

Give more details on slut gem!... please

SORRY I GET STUPID ABOUT GEM, here's several paragraphs of pure word vomit as I go insane:

OKAY, so Gem loves her body and loves getting attention, she's hot and she knows it, right? She doesn't even have to dress particularly slutty, but she does sometimes because the reactions are so fun -- a girl is at her most powerful when men fall to their knees and weep before her.

She shamelessly flirts with everyone, and she is in a LOT of servers for a reason; she really gets around. She'll even flirt with Joel in front of Lizzie -- and then make him jealous by taking interest in Lizzie afterwards instead. And imagine how Jimmy would react to her paying attention to him. She could just lean into him and he'd get flustered and pop a boner.

She looooves having casual sex with her friends, it's actually a need, not a want. She finds it so hot when someone comes up to her and gropes her without warning, she'll stop whatever she's doing so they can use her. Like free-use Gem. Sausage would do this a lot, and he's so much bigger and stronger than her, she couldn't fight him off even if she wanted to. And e!False absolutely can't keep her hands to herself either. They would have the craziest lesbian sex. And half the time Gem wouldn't even bother finding somewhere private to fuck, she loves being watched and she's perfectly fine doing it out in public if someone needs to cum in her. Rip her pants down, bend her over the fence, and fuck her hard until she's moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood can hear how good the sex is. Get her in the standing splits position to stretch her legs wide open like the slut she is.

ALSO SHE AND IMPULSE DEFINITELY DID IT IN SL. I know they'd sneak out to each others' cottages at night because they're too horny to sleep. She's a total nympho, as long as she's cumming she's happy, doesn't even matter who it's with anymore. And sex is a great bargaining chip, win-win for her. She whores herself out in exchange for gifts so she's absolutely spoiled.

She got onto HC because X wanted her sooo bad, and everyone else enthuasiastically agreed that they needed more hot girls to fuck around here, and she's in her sexual prime. Literally the slutty ginger girl stereotype. She was born to feel pleasurable.

And she likes it rough too, getting bruised and bitten. She always has marks on her from several different people who have passed her around. She starts wearing clothes that are easier access -- like the overalls are cute but fiddly. She makes it easier by removing other layers, so no bra or panties underneath. Then she just stops wearing them for any outfits so you can just slip her shorts to the side, after her bare pussy has been rubbing against them all day, doing whatever sort of exercises she needs to stay in shape for PVP. And her nipples are always showing through her shirt. She is SO soft to touch.

And speaking of PVP, she'd beat Etho within an inch of his life and when she finally has him pinned down, straddling him, he's completely hard, and she finds it soooo hot that they make it a routine before sex. Sometimes Etho's too eager to fight back, but it's hotter when he does and she overpowers him anyway.

Also Scott -- one of my favourites. He's definitely gay, but sex is sex and Gem gives the best blowjobs he's had in his life. The guys rave about throat fucking her, pulling her hair and making her cry, tears and snot running down her face. She loves being used like that, utterly disreguarded as a person and treated as an object who exists for everyone else's pleasure. She's curious about what people are into and knows their most personal fantasies, and she's willing to try anything once if it makes someone happy. She loves the enjoyment her friends get from fucking her, and knowing that it's her and her body doing this to them, making them lose control and abandon all rational thought while they're together.

#I have way more thoughts about her slutiness but they're all from noncon or und4rage AUs SOOOOO #I've also drawn her before but I haven't posted most of my art because it's NSFT and I don't have another site to upload to #I've also cosplayed her for pictures in various states of undress... that's how insane I am. #my posts #asks #gem #joel #liz #jim #sausage #false #imp #x #e #scott #dubcon #Just incase

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

sniffer mothers!:)

ithought that their entire interaction looking for and around the sniffers was soso cute. so bam have a gem and cleo

#again! decently proud of the background. not the most detailled ever but. hey it does the job #sniffers look. kinda wonky as well but i did them in five minutes so :shrug: #i wanted to try out some just. random skin-ish? themed outfits for them and i love <3 cleos but idk about gems #anyway! this was all a bit ago but i love these two dear;y so here they are #geminitay #zombiecleo #hermitcraft #kae doodles

[karsite-grip]

what were ketheric and durge arguing about in the memory? wrong answers only

#durge #the dark urge #i bet it was gortash and durge having some petty argument about something they didn't actually care about #just because getting ketheric riled up was one of their most cherished past times #they also liked to threaten each other. it's how they bond #at the mind flayer colony scene outwardly gortash is like: maybe we shouldn't have dug your daughter up #and inwardly while orin is doing her own thing he's like i wish durge were here to try and one up me like they used to #orin can only make death threats. duge was much more creative than that. (sighs dreamily) #bg3 spoilers #gortash #ketheric #durgetash #in all seriousness ketheric is so fucking smug in this dialogue #if you just watch silently you miss this gem #like you KNOW he was so fed up with your ass and it feels good to see you beneath him #sorry if this is blurry? the image isn't on my computer but it is on tumblr. idk what happened