#God I wish wouldn't that be fun

[woolmasterleel]

Oh? 👀 I'm very curious, would you like to elaborate on how different Kisaki used to be? :3

YES thank you for asking!! o(*°▽°*)o

He was such a shy little guy... he wasn't really confident in his work. He knew what he was doing, but there was always a lot of doubt in his mind. He would often get so lost in his task at hand that if someone said his name, he'd drop everything, his work was often messy.

His love life was also a wreck. He didn't care about having a relationship, but when he got close with Tagashei, impressing him and trying to tell him was on his mind way too much. Overall he was pretty much the opposite of what he is now.

Quick doodle because. You'd never know that these two are the same people. I am so proud of him, he's accomplished so much despite it all, he is so much more confident and comfortable and it makes me happy (❁´◡`❁)

(drawn like an 🤮rganic chemical reaction)

There are a lot of events that lead up to how he is now. Of course you could do another reaction with more Limbo and you'd have Alpha Decay (～￣▽￣)～

He was just a shy science student... now he's a husband, a father, a renowned scientist, and an entity that is incomprehensible to the human mind o(*°▽°*)o

#original character #OC #Ask #Kisaki Hizarou #Thank you for the ask!! I was going to go off tomorrow but had to answer this as soon as I could.. which still took a bit since I wanted to #doodle the comparison! #So the lesson is. Be carful of shy scientist. They may become incomprehensible entities #(I am waiting for my time to become one actually) #God I wish wouldn't that be fun #Yes he knew Tagashei way back when..... #Drawing young Sockee felt wrong since in my brain I was like ''yeah drawing the man'' but it obviously doesn't look like him #Kisaki would have so many words for his younger self though ;;;v;;; #Anyway yeah!! Thanks so much again! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

[saeiken]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

#one piece #op #op fanart #portgas d ace #ace one piece #not tagging it ace bc thats the asexual tag lmao #the amount of op posts in the ace tag is v funny but also i wish they werent there lol #my art #ik the flag is already on the picture but to be clear he is transmasc in this #i think that if he were transmasc he wouldn't rlly feel like bothering w top surgery and would just like. exist #(put the flag there bc its not like a genderbend hes just trans) #god idk if im explaining myself too much i would just like if people werent weird on this post pls :) #not that those people would check the tags anyway. well #i do like drawing him w top surgery scars but this was fun and freeing too :>

[tricksterlatte]

I've always been fascinated by fandom history, and I know I'm not the only one. It's interesting to see how fans of pop culture can create a culture of their own, and in the modern age of social media and the internet in general, that culture is as widespread as ever. Unfortunately, that also means downsides are becoming bigger as this culture becomes widespread, and it's saddening to watch, maybe even concerning.

I don't discuss these things to be preachy, especially considering how I've fallen into several of these pitfalls before, and have perpetuated some of this behavior in the past. To say otherwise would make me a hypocrite and a liar, and I firmly believe this goes for most people in any fandom. I was just thinking about this recently, and how a lot of the biggest stressors in what should be our stress relief really can be pinned mostly into a few central talking points, which I would love to discuss to know if I'm not just going crazy here

The concept of Big Name Fan has evolved into a position of authority on fandom, which does not fall to anyone regarding subjectivity. No one in a fandom is an authority except the creators themselves, who have every right to stay away from the fandoms they have birthed.

Popularity in general being conflated to intellectual authority as well, especially on websites with public stats, particularly following counts. The algorithm is no benevolent god, but people will sometimes see someone with 30k followers and think they are correct on a minor non-issue that has spiraled into discourse, especially when compared to someone with 30 followers. This also is just...a bummer when fanon evolves into perceived canon, and newcomers to the fandom can't post even innocuous meta or headcanons without it being perceived as morally/intellectually incorrect.

Monetization of fanworks, but especially zines, have led to a hypercompetitive atmosphere that only escalates the bitterness and resentment. This is not a universal problem, but many zines across all fandoms habitually accept the same artists and writers, or diminish the value of fanfic due to the limitations of physical printing. The application process has devolved into such a disheartening debacle for a majority of people I see, and the way it is often framed as "your work just wasn't good enough" when it's really about what the mods deem mass marketable will destroy just about anyone's self-esteem after repetitive rejections, and will give some frequent zine runners a false sense of final say over the community (not usually, but it can happen).

The level of distrust for anyone new attempting to start a fan project is just so depressing nowadays (and this one we sadly can blame on a few people by name, but the ones who have sent this issue spiraling still don't care and that just sucks. I feel horrible for everyone who has been tricked).

Somehow comment and anonymous asks have gone backwards from "don't feed the trolls" to "suck it up, at least you're getting comments." I have seen some of these comments people have been told to suck up. It's not okay in general. It's particularly gross when it's an anonymous hate message unrelated to the fanworks themselves, perhaps born out of resentment or bearing an ulterior motive. And some will even attack and defame character due to identity. It's not subtle. It's not okay. People should absolutely be dunked on for this, and I gotta say I'm sick of unsolicited concrit being enforced as positive either. If they didn't ask, don't give it. There's a reason a lot of fic writers some people adore suddenly go ghost, and they can't even talk about it.

Don't like, don't read has been discarded in favor of don't like, tell others don't read and also don't write. Transformative works don't have to fit into a canon or even in character mold. That's why they're transformative! It's a different type of artistic expression. If you don't like it, chances are good it simply wasn't meant for you. It's not bad. Don't shame others, god especially not for non-issues such as a t/b preference or a different gender hc, preferred haircuts, types of animal you imagine them as in another lifetime, I could list literally anything here and I bet there has been a fandom fight over it.

Exclusive yet publicly advertised community Discords that will bar you from invite if you're not one of the cool kids. I have unfortunately fallen into this trap before, and refuse to ever enable or endorse that behavior ever again. This isn't about friend groups either, it's about fandom-dedicated servers that flaunt themselves as a VIP club instead of what they are: a friend group. I also don't even know how to broach the subject of private accounts that turn into fandom tea accounts with dozens if not hundreds of followers, only for people to be angry if someone isn't exactly okay with horrific stuff being said in general, let alone about their mutuals or friends.

I know none of this will likely ever change, and tbh i'm so tired of it all, but...does anyone else know what I mean? I'm stressed out whenever I try to enjoy myself, because popularity and a strange business mindset is steadily taking over fandom spaces. I'm not saying people should stop trying to make stuff that sells, or that people universally do any of this, but fandom is evolving into a thing I'm not sure is good. idk anymore

#parker says things #the last point stresses me out particularly after a HUGE mess during the 2010s #in which an ex mutual deepfaked a twt for someone they hated to try and tell others they were being made fun of #and then it went wrong anyways but god #i keep seeing these patterns over and over and somehow they keep getting worse! #Why has being mean become so normal? and popular? Actually it's more like #why has being mean but ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC become acceptable? #if you couldn't say it to someone at a con without getting backlash don't say it here #I may not like those discords but at least the tiniest ones with 3-5 like minded people won't poison a community #and unfortunately I worry about fandom community! It's stagnating or becoming toxic but publicly now #people have always been like this but now it's becoming...okay to bash others again. I hate it. Don't be like FF dot net comment sections : #i lost my train of thought partially bc I wrote half of this and had to pause but #idk it's just frustrating! And I'm actually not okay with it! I've dealt with my own stuff but my friends and even people I don't know- #have dealt with a million times worse #I wouldn't wish this crap even upon people i don't like!! what is wrong with some people

[my-name-is-apollo]

Have you read the Record of Ragnarok manga? If so what do you think of their portrayal of Apollo?

Because the manga takes quite a lot of liberty with the myths, I went in with zero expectations but was pleasantly surprised with how it touched upon his ties with boxing, philosophy and Sparta. I've never actually come across any media adaptation of Apollo that goes into those less known aspects of his, so it is refreshing. He's charming, cocky but a very capable deity. And the "know thyself" principle being a part of his personality is really nice. His design is also pretty unique (except for that half choppy - half long hair...Apollo has this hair in at least three different Japanese media and idk why XD) he's beautiful, graceful, has loooong hair, and they didn't hold back from making him a femboy here lol

But I don't know if I vibe much with the way he was turned into some sort of a pacifist, especially with the most famous nemesis of his in the myths. And his character isn't fleshed out much (though this can be said about pretty much every god is in this manga :') ) which I suppose is to be expected in a battle manga. But giving credit where it's due - he has really cool techniques and weapons (and I find it sweet that he named a lot of them after Artemis). Like, I was taken by surprise that they made him a string user, but then I realised that yes, strings are closely associated with him via lyre and bow. I felt like it was a clever idea! And it is fun to watch him fight.

Overall, this depiction is far from being accurate and could definitely use more fleshing out, but I still like this Apollo a lot.

#like it is kinda accurate but in ways we wouldn't have expected #and boy some things are just absurd lmao but like i said #it's also fun #but yeah they did dumb him down #he did end up being a fan favourite though #like literally 90% of the fandom was hating on him in the beginning #and they all switched up towards the end lol #I wish they'd write more about him #but that's unlikely unless the greek gods get their own spin off #snv #ror

[babbeldumpsterfire]

Good omens: a possible explanation for the leak scene

Attention, spoilers for the new series!

Aziraphale: It's imperative we fix this human romance! Crowley: How? Do you even know the first thing about humans' love rituals? Aziraphale: Of course! Courtship and marriage proposals have always been my forte! Crowley: (pinches nose and sighs) Angel, this is the 21st century, not one of your boring Austin novels...

Aziraphale: (eye twitch) AustEN, dear. And what do you even know about romances anyway? You twart that kind of thing! Crowley: TwartED. Humans these days just kiss and are done with it. No one courtships anymore.

Aziraphale: Now that's sad. The new generations will never experience the beauty of pining while waiting for your suitor to bring you gifts, take you to picnics, asking for your hand in marriage and waiting for the family's response! Crowley: (just stares) Aziraphale: And when the response is negative, they'll still see each other in secret, but the families will inevitably find out and won't approve of it and- Crowley: ARE YOU KIDDING ME Aziraphale: I just don't see why modern couples can't experience the beauty of traditional courtship. Crowley: In those dark ages people didn't even know lesbian relationships were a thing! Aziraphale: (raises voice) So what do you think we should do then! Crowley: Push them, make them kiss and bam, hormones save the day. Modern, stylish, efficient. Aziraphale: That only happens in those animated fairy tales you like so much! Even actual fairy tales have more depth! Crowley: Still a better approach than 6000 years of courtship! Aziraphale: What Crowley: WHAT Aziraphale: You really think kisses solve it all? People need time to form an emotional connection, to make experiences that create an affinity that grows stronger each day, until it forms an unlikely but unbreakable bond, for things to work out! Crowley: (stares open mouthed) Aziraphale: Trust me, if we play our cards right, like a well executed prestidigit- Crowley: Oh to heaven with it *takes Aziraphale by the lapels, slams him into the nearest wall and gives him a practical demonstration of how kisses can help a romance*

......

Aziraphale: Ah. Ok. So. Guh- Uhm. Crowley: Yeah. I mean. This. Like this.

Aziraphale: Muh- Makes out- sense! Makes sense. Crowley: Yup. Dopamine, bonding hormones, all that jazz-

Aziraphale: I see your point. Valid point. Very valid. Much point. Crowley: Of course you'd use a 10 years old meme.

Aziraphale: Well now there's no need for that! Crowley: Spare me. Now that I've convinced you, let's do some actual research (waggles eyebrows) Aziraphale: Ehm...

---That same evening, in front of the tv---

🎶🎶 Kiss the girl, kiss the girl! 🎶🎶

Aziraphale: I don't know what I expected.

Crowley: (produces an ukulele out of thin air) Now that's how you do it!

Aziraphale: (sighs) If you say so, dear.

#(19/06/2023: this post will go live after the series airs #for obvious reasons) #the leak #Oh my god this is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever written #wouldn't it be fun tho if they were arguing on how to save the human romance #and decided to try all the steps of human courtship just to better learn how to make it happen #because how can you fix something if you have no first had experience right? #spoilers #silly headcanons #shitposting #lol #reflections post series: god I had forgotten this was scheduled today #In a sense we did get Terrible Matchmaker Crowley didn't we #I just wish Every had been a more joyous and soft occurrence #babbelbabbles

[running-in-the-dark]

a super fun thing that my brain is really good at is hearing a random fact and remembering it forever. but only if it's bad :)

#the reason I'm thinking about that right now: I wish I had never read that having a crease on your earlobe means you're more likely to have #heart disease. #scared me so much that I read a whole paper about it #but it's been years now so I don't remember the details #just that that's a thing apparently #and guess what my brain does with that information? oh yeah of course I have to obsessively look at the ears of everyone now! does that #do anything helpful? nope! just makes me very very anxious :) #it's just like when I was a kid and I got nightmares about scurvy every time I didn't eat a potato for a week. #like. wow I could be so smart and everything if my brain wasn't constantly focused on random bullshit that is completely irrelevant 😭 #also this thing specifically: I've always been weirdly fascinated by ears and this made that a million times worse and also very scary. #like ooh that's a nice ear :) oh no death exists and this person is going to die and #yeah it sucks. #specifically choosing not to mention any names in this context because my god this shit is on my mind all the time already I really don't #need to say it where anyone can see #it's embarrassing enough #though anyone who has looked at my blog in the past month already knows who I'm talking about. #like. I really shouldn't allow myself to like anyone over the age of like. idk 45. #it's so unbelievably exhausting. #but annnyway I'm totally normal and fine :) #oh yeah I also have creases on my earlobes lol so that definitely added to the scariness (and THEN my mother randomly mentioned recently #that EVERYONE on her side of the family had/has heart disease. bitch WHAT the fuck. anyway so yeah guess we know what's gonna kill me #haha isn't that fun :) ) #ALSO the fact that my memory is very very bad means that I remember absolutely none of the details about shit like this. so it could very #well be completely irrelevant and harmless but i wouldn't remember that part. #and I think even if I found out more it wouldn't help. it's been an obsession for so long. I've never had one go away that I've had for #this long. so. guess I'm just fucked. #personal

[unproduciblesmackdown]

appreciation for winston's watch wednesday. all the little buttons on it

#very peaceful screenshot. his coffee with whatever matching mugs moment he & rian were sharing....this gentle hands folding/cupping.... #reminds me i mean to trim my nails soon. he's ready to go #epic win Featuring his watch for a sec in 6x01 during his reintro....reminder: winston; reminder: how ppl are exceptionally shit to him.... #in terms of him getting to be the exception to other ppl's rules (in a way that does not benefit him) #(except when he is an ignored exception....when something is ignored it can (sometimes) do what it likes....) #anyways? his watch? thank god #and that it seems to have been yet another subtle costuming tweak along the journey.... #he had what looked like just some smart watch in s4; this calculator / digital watch in s5 & ever since.... #this evolution from looser slacks to somewhat more fitted cargo pants; from seemingly usual boat shoes to sneakers #from graphic tees as a rarer feature to the norm; no stache to winstache just b/c will roland happened to show up like that.... #i enjoy all the changes and am kissing ppl on the mouth for some. hell for any of them #would love a little twenty dollar wristwatch. and cargo pants. and more open & up to date glasses & impeccable hair etc etc etc #(personally wouldn't have the wherewithal to style hair into place every day so actually god i wish i [cue taylor w/their clippers]) #winston billions #also gotta shoutout every little Choice. just a fun enhancement & what are the odds william wasn't just left to his own devices w/them all #like the hands cupping here. winston sitting Comfortably. winston holding his coffee cup like that in that one ep. #winston out of focus in the bg of another ep standing watching stuff w/his arms overhead / hands up & then behind his back. #hands in his pockets. the :\ the :/. the wincestons. His Autistic Swag god bless us i'm sooo

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Happy 5th Anniversary, Splatoon 2!

The game that brought us wonderful things such as:

-Off The Hook -Octo Expansion -Salmon Run -Live Concerts -New Weapons/Gear -Clam Blitz (Debatable /dies)

And so much more!!

It's the game that really helped me take off as a creator, and also awakened the competitive side within me! I never thought I'd reach my peak score of X 2450, and several brushes with 2400!

I never thought I'd sneak a Top 100 spot in one of the earlier Splatfests! (It was #88 in I THIIINK Team Invisibility?)

I never thought I'd be able to delve deeper into my silly little Splatoon OCs lore, or even have people who enjoyed it to some degree! I really appreciate you all!

And I never thought I'd have so many wonderful, long term friendships I can hold dear to my heart!

Thank you, Splatoon 2! You beautifully broken, buggy game /dies But you're OUR broken, buggy game!

And thank you to everyone who's stuck by me all these years! I hope to do my part to celebrate the community and this silly little cephalopod game!

This will be the last anniversary we celebrate until Splatoon 3 arrives

50 Days Remain......

#Splatoon #Splatoon 2 #Text #SquidRambles #I wish I had art prepared but I'VE BEEN CRAZY BUSY #This goes out a little early #God I love this series and this game and all you beautiful people in it!! #It wouldn't be as fun without y'all! <3

[dumb-fictionkin-sideblog]

I miss him i miss him i miss him i miss him... i miss him so so much i miss him i miss him miss him miss him miss him i miss him. God i miss him so much i miss him so much it physically hurts i miss him !! I miss him i miss him. I miss him

#sunny #vent #i just told a friend i was dealing with it pretty well #im not dealing with it well at all #i need time i know i need time but hhhhh i wanted to do so many things and make him so many things and #and planning our meeting and thinking about him and i just. god i fucking hate changing habits #and he hates me !!! he hates me he hates me so fucking much. he hates me so much and he's right and he should hate me and it hurts so much #i spent the majority of the week daydreaming about what i could do for him to just consider thinking about me for just a second #i hate myself i hate myself i'd kill myself if he asked #he should ask. he should ask he deserves it #he should tell me how little i mean to him and how fast he moved on and how he never even liked me in the first place #how he's so much better without me and that leaving me was liberating and that he should never have talked to me at all #how he regrets i was even born how he wishes i'd killed myself before meeting him instead of wasting his time #how he was just waiting to leave for so long and how annoying i was and clingy and awkward and weak and boring and just unlovable i am #how he wouldn't want me anywhere near him even if i was just a pebble he walked on. how he hates the idea that i ever existed #how he wouldn't want me back if i was just his thing. his object. his toy. how the idea of me makes him sigh and roll his eyes #how he couldn't care less if i died. how he'd tell me to kill myself just for fun. just because he can #and he wouldn't even do any of that because saying even a word to me would be a waste of time and energy #deranged thoughts #i did something bad yesterday #it's fine he'd want me to

[allpromarlo]

of course the football tumblrinas are upset about this super bowl matchup, both the qbs are black

#and they can't cling onto the one white man travis kelce because he relentlessly made fun of cincinnati after winning #no but it's so funny to see how upset these people are about the chiefs #mahomes left these lot absolutely RATTLED they're rallying behind a team they don't even like #and i wish they wouldn't. leave hurts and his beautiful face out of your tomfoolery #you brought this upon yourselves #now suffer #also part of my thesis in There's No Way All Of You Are Bengals Fans #like deadass if there was 100 nfl blogs on this site just how high is the possibility that 90 of them are genuine bengals fans #and not just random bandwagons who jumped on because skinny white boy pretty #get outta my face #nfl #kansas city chiefs #philadelphia eagles #u are both so sexy. god bless #as for the tumblrinas who are upset #u are all so annoying #goodbye

[liebelesbe]

*reads a book about gay teens in a relationship in highschool and gets so sad & jealous I want to punch a wall*

this is fine, healthy and normal of me :)

#ughhhh #I was about to come out in 11th grade? I think? #but then we had a fun french class where we had to debate about gay rights and literally everyone except one girl #(who's one of my only irl friends <33) #was against it?? like. disgustingly against it. #so I was on the verge of a panic attack for the rest of the day & came to the conclusion that I wouldn't come out @ school. hrg. #and now when I read stuff about gay teens in highschool I'm like. god I wish I'd been out in school and maybe shown other gay teens they're #not alone #& also yknow. you only get a chance at a relationship if other ppl know you're gay #doddie redet

[blujayonthewing]

me, not doing art fight: I need to make OC ref sheets right now

#I'm seeing other people's ref sheets for art fight and it's making me so eyes emoji #ALSO GOD I FUCKIN WISH I COULD TRUST MYSELF TO DO ART FIGHT it looks like it'd be so fun #but the problem is no it wouldn't because whether I'm gonna have the spoons to actually attack is questionable at best #and if I *get* any art I'd probably just feel too guilty about not *making* enough art to really enjoy it :'D maybe one day... #this is also why I don't do art trades or collabs :') there's too good a chance I'll just drop the ball on it and it stresses me out #anyway I don't need ref sheets for my OCs but also yes I do #(BESIDES it would probably be helpful to me to have them tbqh lmao) #about me #my art #my OCs

[trans-xianxian]

my older sister gives me stupid unwanted life advice, I feel an unbridled sense of rage

#the dating app argument wasn't enough now she has to argue w me about how she thinks that I should buy a fucking house 😐 #girl what are you talking about I can barely pay rent each month 😭 #she was being sooo weirdly aggressive abt it too like I said I don't want to do that can you just fucking drop it #also I am literally 20 years old you're being insane #the dating app thing started out just sort of obnoxious in a mostly funny way but today she was like #'this is the age where you're supposed to be meeting people and learning things' #shut up shut up shut up why are you assigning me this stupid arbitrary timeline #even after I explained to her why I wouldn't like that she kept talking about like godddd leave it alone already #like I know making friends and finding relationships has always been sooooo easy for you but its not for me!!!! #can we please stop talking about how I'm sad and lonely and have never been kissed in the 20 years I've been alive!!! #anyway we actually had a lot of fun today but she just started being annoying and older sistery at the end #I KNOW that it comes from the fact that she loves me and worries abt me and wants me to be happy or whatever #but I wish that she would just Listen for once #I know that these are stupid silly arguments that aren't that deep ect #but its like god could you just listen to me? could you just fucking listen for once? #anyway. #ghost posts #text

[soapypartiallycleandishes]

Btw I went back and unlocked the Octobrush Nouveau in Splatoon 2 and tried rank in that game and. Well.

#soapy opens their mouth #Splatooning #btw we lost because my teammate—despite me spamming this way and killing the enemy team—wouldn't bring the rainmaker forward #snd every time I grabbed it my team would wipeout and die and wouldn't protect me #it was really fun #god I wish the Nouveau in Splatoon 3 had this fucking kit #lowkey I wish it had autobomb but I love being support with the beacon #if we get another Octobrush kit in 3 by some miracle I would LOOOOVE auto + tenta #or burst + tenta #or burst + booyah 😳 #but anywah :) #I should mention Splatoon 3 is my first game but I do like going back sometimes ^^ #unlocking my main weapon in this game is suuucb a yippee moment #I've been using the Custom Splatter Jr (another main of mine) and UGHHJH LOOOOVE THE KIT IN 2 SO MUCH MORE THAN 3

[sophiesrambling]

i made plans with my friends like almost a year ago to watch barbie (like thats how serious we are about it) and almost everyone is actually gonna make it, and every instinct in me is telling me not to go, to sabotage and to just stay at home feeling miserable and i don't know why I'm feeling like that or if I'm actually gonna make it its just really weird, i should want to go, I'll probably have a good time but everything in me is telling me not to

#personal #why am i like this #its just so hard to keep friends #and this is a easy enough way to do it #and i just don't want to #idk man #also im introducing a new friend #and its a lot of stress #what if they don't like each other #part of me just wishes i could go alone and forget about it #but i know it wouldn't be as much fun #and i like my friends idk whats happening #god i suck

[merrinla]

Portrait spamming

Recent discovery. If you click on the portraits of the characters like crazy, they will react to it. And the developers had a lot of fun coding these reactions xD

Tav / Dark Urge

normal - I'm awake! Mostly. - I'm starting to get a headache. - Must be the tadpole. - Quit knocking around in there! - A thousand needlepricks in my rotten skull.

combat -Ahhhhhhhh! Okay, I feel better. - I have an itch in the worst place. - Is being a mind flayer so bad? - Just waiting to venture forth here. - I'm maiming as fast as I can!

stealth - What's that ticking? - Is it me? Am I ticking? - Bomb in my head about to go off. Great. - Ah, well. I had a good run.

Astarion

normal - Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities. - Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit. - More like Drizzt Don't'Urden - no. No that's not funny. - Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?

combat: - I'm trying to focus on murder. - *Humming.* - I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die. - I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.

stealth - Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. - Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. - Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. - I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.

Karlach

normal - NOTE TO ACTOR/DIRECTOR: Blow a raspberry at the player. - Don't. Poke. The Karlach. - Who am I? - My eye!

combat - Eyes on the prize - we need to win this! - Not every soldier should've made it out of training. - Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner. - I ought to just burn this whole thing down.

stealth - My back can't take much more of this. - Not now, I'm being a sneak! - I'm getting too old for this nonsense. - I'm not built to crouch.

Gale

normal - I hope Halaster takes good care of Tara while I'm away. - Sembian wine; Cormyrian boar; Waterdhavian conversation. It's the little things you miss while on the road. - Oh, what a tangled Weave we web! - All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.

combat - Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails. - Don't make me go all Edwin Odesseiron on you. - Get. Out. Of. My. Head. - I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.

stealth - You made me hide, don't make me come seek you. - Gods, it's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room. - A little privacy please. - Stop it - that tickles.

Wyll

normal - Could do for a brew. - Where there's a 'Wyll', there's a 'y'. - Ever get the sense that someone's watching? - So two halflings walk under a bar...

combat - Can't hear myself think! - Wear your scars proudly. - As my father once told me: 'Can we get on with it?' - I find moderation is key.

stealth - Bad time for an itch. - Could do for a brew. - So two halflings walk under a bar... - Shush. No, really. Shush.

Lae'zel

normal - Must everyone be so exhausting? - Weapons high. Standards higher. - Is perfection too much to ask? - Pride is a virtue.

combat - I will know my queen! - There is no right or wrong, only truth. - What is the point, if not victory? - You are right to fear me.

stealth - Hush already. - There is no wisdom in madness. - Is perfection too much to ask? - There is but one way. Vlaakith.

Shadowheart

all modes - I wonder how I'll feel when I remember everything. - Strange. I've had more freedom this past while than my whole life... - Have to keep focused. Can't afford to get attached - to anyone. - If I succeed, maybe I'll be allowed a pet... ugh, stop being silly.

Halsin / his voice is currently bugged :(

normal - What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb... - Such attention... I never realised I was so popular. - Are you feeling lonely, perhaps? - Unwise, perhaps, to poke a bear this much...

сombat - Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe. - Perhaps try attacking the enemy? - Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities. - You are insistent, are you not?

stealth - Most consider it unwise to poke a bear. - My, you are eager, are you not? - Please. I am trying to be stealthy. - Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.

Jaheira

normal - Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too. - I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want. - My, such strong wrists. - Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you? - Please go poke the ranger instead.

combat - You have my attention - now do something with it. - What? What do you want!? - Do you know, I begin to wish they had never brought me back. - Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.

stealth - Dry those sweaty palms and let us try this again, shall we? - Argh, my knees! Oh. It was a twig. - Would that I could hide from you, too. - Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.

Minsc

normal - ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE! - Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe! - Heehee. Heeheeheehee. - Well, Boo? How do you want to do this?

сombat - Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick? - I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness. - I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words! - Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.

stealth - A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle. - Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...? - Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...? - I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out.

Minthara

all modes - You had my attention, now you have my fury. - Phlar Lolth ssinssrickla. - Your suffering will be spectacular. - Stop, or die.

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