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leggerefiore · 5 months

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Since we have villains catching their so touching themselves to their clothes, could we have them touching themselves? With or without so's clothes

cw: 18+ content, masturbation, clothes sniffing,

characters: Lysandre, Cyrus, Volo, Guzma

🔥Lysandre☀️

☕️ He usually tended not fall to such ways of resorting his needs. His preference certainly fell towards having a moment alone with his partner to relieve himself. Yet, a rare situation arose after coming home to an empty apartment. You had left a note detailing that you would be away for a while and not to worry, but Lysandre felt utterly distraught. He, himself, had been away for days, having been stuck between business meetings and whatever else decided to come up. Sighing, he seemed to accept the inevitable. A message to you had been left unread for much too long. Lysandre found himself sitting on the bed, clutching a shirt of yours tightly. A lingering smell settled his mind as he slid away the many layers he wore. His hand found itself grasping his cock. Where had you gone?

☕️ He could only wonder as his hand came to grip his dick. The stress of running both his lab and Team Flare was naturally getting to him. He had planned to relieve it with you, but he supposed that this would work well enough. As he began to pump his hand, he drew together a scene in his mind of you dressed so delicately. Lingerie that he had carefully picked out to just suit your body complimented you every bit as well as he expected. You were laid out on the bed as his hands explored both your skin and the fabric curiously. A groan left him as the erotic image as his hand began to move faster. Your lingering scent on the shirt worsened his yearning. The lingerie would become a mess as he began to thrust into you. Your body was a perfect fit underneath him. His stomach felt tight as his orgasm grew closer and closer.

☕️ But, it never came. Instead, the door of the bedroom opened, and he immediately withdrew his hand in a panic. You stood there with a bag hanging off your arm. It seemed to be forgotten as you stepped into the room. He did not even feel overly surprised when you daringly sat in his lap. Lysandre sighed when your hand came to grip his length and gently began to imitate the movements he was doing moments prior. A kiss soon was shared between you both as it turned into something deeper. He stopped you once again before he could cum, wanting more than just to get off like this. You pulled away from the kiss and panted, resting your forehead against his own. “Well, that was a nice sight to come home to,” you lightly joked as he gripped your hips tightly, “Lys, ravish me.” He gladly obliged your request.

🌌Cyrus🛰

☄️ He hated doing things like this. It felt like he was giving into his base instincts. The feeling had suddenly come over him as he sat down on the bed. You had gone away for the day, writing out a quick text telling him that you decided to travel to Jubilife for whatever reason. Exhaustion lapped at his mind, but so did something else. Cyrus grumbled as he grasped your pillow. The lingering smell of you set his mind at ease. You always teased him. Your texts may have seemed innocent to an unrelated bystander, but he knew better. His teeth were clenched together. The images of your outfits you would send him flashed in his mind. Cyrus hated the idea that you actually knew exactly how to work him up and now had denied him a chance to get you back. No matter, he supposed.

☄️ His hand quickly undid his pants' button as he freed his dick from the constraints. You tormented him. He gripped it firmly as he began methodically to jerk his hand up and down. Normally, you pestered him by rutting against his groin whenever you decided to initiate sex. The image of you sitting in his lap, panting and whining, made his toes curl. His hand began to move faster as he imagined your hand instead being the one wrapped around his dick. You would coo things in his ear about how cute his flustered face was, or beg him to make a sound. He swallowed. Somehow, the image of you laid underneath him in vest Galactic vest made him much too close. His hand would grip your thighs as he positioned himself, ready to thrust into you. A quiet groan left his throat as his hand's movements became more and more sporadic. What had you cursed him with?

☄️ Yet, just before he could finally cum and relieve himself of his temporary madness, a sound stopped him. A door opening. His head instantly shot to where it was. You stood just outside of the bedroom with wide eyes. His hand froze. Before either of you could say a word, you dropped the bag you were holding and found yourself eagerly at his side. Your grip replaced his own. The rate his heart raced at was concerning. “Cy,” you cooed at him playfully, “You really thought I left for Jubilife? Come on, I was just trying to surprise you with your favourite meal.” The ingredients were forgotten, however, as your hand began to pump his dick. He allowed this, deciding that he would much rather this be over as soon as possible. Of course, that was not your intention as you suddenly pinned him to the bed. “I missed you, too,” your hand was already pulling down your bottoms. Dinner would be coming much later than usual, it seemed.

💫Volo📜

⭐️ He hated the feelings you brought out of him. Envy. Annoyance. Rage. So many negative feelings dwelled within the blond whenever you unfortunately crossed his mind. The worst, however, had to be the lust that swirled inside him. You ruined his plans. Arceus sent you specifically to stop him, and then mocked him further by choosing you in front of him. Yet, Volo still could not get you out of his mind, no matter his desperate attempts. Revenge was the furthest thing from his mind as he clenched a forgotten top that you had left at a Galaxy Team camp. He brought it to his nose as he felt your familiar scent overcome his mind. His mind played many scenes of you bending over before him as you did your research tasks, or the way you called out his name.

⭐️ His bottoms were quickly undone as he instantly fisted his cock. Many images of you in various states of undress crossed his mind, yet the odd one out of among them was how you fell back at the Temple of Sinnoh. The fear on your face — how you seemed utterly beneath him, made his grip grow tighter as he jerked his hand up and down his length. Volo wanted to pin you to the ground at the sacred place and absolutely ravish you in front of the deity that found it so easy to deride him. Your moans echoed in his ears as his motions grew more and more frenzied. He pretended the rigid feeling of his hand was you, yet his mind obviously knew better. A groan left his throat as he felt himself moving closer to the edge by the second.

⭐️ His hand came to a complete stop as the door to his cabin opened up. Your eyes met his as you stood in confusion. “... So, you did have my shirt,” you bravely entered the home and shut the door behind you, “I know I have been busy, Volo, but you terrified the professor.” When you were in his range, he suddenly pinned you to the ground. You made a distressed sound as you fell against the floor. The blond instantly had your wrists pinned above your head. You sighed, “Well, threaten me with a good time, why don't you?” He grumbled about how you managed to kill the scene so quickly. It mattered little as he pulled down your bottoms with ease. You helped him get off your strange underwear, and he soon found himself re-enacting a similar scene to the one from his imagination.

🕶Guzma💀

□ The delinquent gave a sigh as he entered his room to not see you there. Of all the times you had gone off. Guzma quickly checked his phone to confirm you were off doing something in Malie and left Po town. He sat down on his bed and ran a hand through his hair. There was nothing to do. He debated something between wandering around the beach for Wimpod sightings again or harassing Nanu. The idea of the old man sending one of his cats after him again made him stop, though. Instead, he spied a forgotten piece of laundry laid on out the floor. He felt his grin grow on his face.

□ Pulling down his sweats, he pulled out his cock. The grunts were out of the house for a while, which gave him some personal time. His hand grasped his dick as he focused on the underwear you had left behind on the floor. Putting them to his nose, he gave a sniff and felt he was between your legs. Guzma pumped his length as he thought about you pressed against his sheets. You were wearing his medallion and his coat as you moaned underneath him. He began to move his hand in time with the thrusts in his fantasy. It had been a while since you two had been at it because of all the shit Lusamine had him doing. His movements grew more frantic as the fictional you called out his name. Guzma knew he was about to bust a nut.

□ It never came, though, because the bedroom door swung open and made let go of his dick in a panic. Before he could pull up his sweats and go off on whatever grunt dared do something so stupid, he heard you call out his name. You saw him and instantly shut the door behind you. “Seriously, Guz? I told you I wasn't going to be long,” you sighed as you walked over to him. He let out a high-pitched noise when you grabbed his dick. “I've missed you too much to let this pass by,” you told him plainly, “Lay down.” The big, bad boss was not about to deny an order from his partner. His fantasy was fulfilled in a different way.

#pokemon x reader #lysandre x reader #cyrus x reader #volo x reader #guzma x reader #pokemon lysandre x reader #pokemon cyrus x reader #pokemon volo x reader #pokemon guzma x reader #lysandre/reader #pokemon/reader #cyrus/reader #volo/reader #guzma/reader #smut #nastystuff

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charcadett · 1 year

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Can I get headcannons of sleeping with Guzma? Like LITERALLY sleeping

Yes! Hello! First official Guzma request. I am more than happy to do this. Sorry his bed is kind of gross but look at Guzma and tell me he regularly washes his sheets. Your lucky he’s not just sleeping on a bare mattress. /lh

LITERALLY Sleeping With Guzma

- Guzma’s bed is only comfortable because he’s in it. The first time you sleep over, you wash his sheets the next morning. Not because of any nighttime activities, but because Guzma has a habit of eating in bed. It's covered in crumbs, which he'll, at best, vacuum before you get there. Sometimes. Not to mention it smells intensely of old sweat. When you wake up that morning and find an old pickle attached to the back of your pajama pants, you rip the sheets off the bed and take them to the nearest laundromat. Guzma wakes up only to laugh at the pickle on your ass before falling back asleep. He will pay you back for the laundromat, though. Accompanied by a genuine apology and an offer for you to pick the next movie you watch together.

- What Guzma wears to bed is sparse. He never sleeps with a shirt- he prefers to give that to you to use as your own pajamas. Depending on the temperature, he’ll wear either sweatpants or boxers. Considering its Alola, it’s usually the latter. He always wears socks to bed, surprisingly matched. Guzma is bulky, though he’s got a bit of softness to his belly and hips. (Guzma needs love handles, or I’ll die) If he catches you staring, he’ll smirk and flex for you. It’s cheesy, tease him or not, you can’t deny that his biceps are worth showing off.

- He’s a blanket hog. That’s no problem considering he runs hot, it’s like sleeping next to a personal heater. Even if he’s unconsciously holding the comforter hostage, he’s always got you wrapped tight in his arms. He particularly likes to have you sleeping on top of him - your weight comforts him - or sleeping on top of you himself. He’s heavy and, thankfully, a light sleeper. Give him a few taps, and he’ll roll off you. Whenever Guzma has nightmares, it’s obvious. In his sleep, he’ll hold you as close and as tight to him as possible. When you ask him about it in the morning, he’ll pretened like he doesn't remember it.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #guzma x reader #not mentioned but he absolutely slaps your pickle covered ass

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drak2000 · 4 months

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UGH will never not be mad how they tried to water down Lusamine. She abandoned her own daughter so she could chase after aliens while calling her ugly and less beautiful I hate her so much. A lot of people point out that Lillie and Nihilego are designed off of each other but few point out Lusamine did that on purpose. She was so convinced her daughter couldnt compare to some alien she was obsessed with that she intentionally dressed Lillie as her to make her “look better”. Thats why Lillie’s new look shw made for herself is so IMPORTANT to her she called it her Z-POWERED FORM IT MADE HER FEEL POWERFUL IF YUO HATE HER YOU WILL EXPLODE!!!! LOOK HOW MUCH HAPPIER SHE IS..

Dont even get me started on Gladion and Guzma. Guzma was willing to jump through an ultra wormhole for Lusamine all because she was the only important person to praise his battling without trying to force him to conform to Alolan tradition. Ive seen people try and deny what happened to him as a kid and it baffles me. People dont act the way he does without some serious problems. i feel so awful for him. Morally confusing as he may be he made his own family. Guzma took in Gladion bc Lusamine was so unsafe to be around that he had to rebel and run away. Guzma understood that. but he still wasnt coping right so he still looked up to her bc of that support he never got Maybe im looking too deep into it but i think Wimpod/Goliospod may be a metaphor for his growth as well. Same with Type: Null/Silvally, but thats more obvious bc its a friendship evo.

Idk this is super out of order i just wanted to ramble gen 7 makes me cry and i love everybody but Lusamine

#pokemon #pkmn #Rambling #pokemkn usum #Usum #ultra sun and ultra moon #sun and moon #pokemon sun and moon #lillie pokemon #gladion pokemon #guzma pokemon #Sumo/Usum is peak sorry. Cant say gen 7 as a whole bc i hate Lets Go LMAOA #Ive been so insanely attached to it since it came out playgin that game changed me #I remember being so excited staring at the case on the ride home. DS-3DS era pokemon was such an amazing experience ugh

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alola-reblogging · 3 months

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Got any team skull headcannons you could maybe write hehe I personally hc the grunts have rap battle night lol

Yes yes yes I have a thousand team skull headcannons omg thanks so much for requesting hehe ♡

• So the majority of team skull are kids who couldn't begin the island challenge and felt left out, or those who attempted the island challenge and gave up.

• Some of the grunts had just came from broken homes, and Guzma sympathised with them and let them stay instantly

• Friends or siblings or cousins of grunts then joined, and the team skull family got bigger

• I mean it's cannon Plumerina sees herself as everyone's big sister, and the grunts go to their big sis with all their problems

• Relationship problems, period pain, battling tips, and to Plums annoyance, to settle the dumbest arguments

• Plums tries her best to support all the kids, and give them 1 on 1 time

• She teaches the grunts life skills, such as battling, type match ups, gives advice on the best move set and so on

• She even teaches the grunts some cooking (not that she's great at it but she's a fairly decent cook), she usually supervises in the kitchen though as there's been more then one eight times incident in the kitchen

• The grunts who have an interest in makeup, Plums teaches them too. All of Alola may be fearful of Team skull but they can't deny their eyeliner is immaculate

• Yeah I can TOTALLY see them doing rap battles lol

• Every Friday night is rap battle night, and all the grunts are welcome to participate, the majority of everyone writes their own raps

• Many of the grunts know how to beat box

• Some of them will rap, others will back up the track beatboxing

• When Guzma joins in all of the grunts get so excited!!

• Both because the boss is in their presence, and because Guzma's sic on the mic

• They have game nights too

• They play loads of different games like Monopoly, Twister, Cludeo, they even play video games too

•It usually ends in boards being flipped, controllers being thrown and someone sulking in the corner

• Of course they have battle nights as well

• I mean, they battle every day, but once a month they'll hold a mini tournament and all battle one another

• It was something Plums came up with to help the grunts grow stronger together

• Spray painting is also a big past time of the grunts

• Most of them just tag places with the skull logo or some anarchy logos

• A few of the grunts are quite artistic about it, and all throughout alola you can see beautiful works of art that most would refuse to believe were created by a member of team skull

• And someone *cough cough guzma* spray painted ACAB on the wall of the police station

• Nanu hasn't bothered to clean it off

• In her spare time, Plumeria likes to watch anime and read manga, she has a secret soft spot for slice of life stuff

• If you mention it though she'll probably crush you.

• She also enjoys watching pokemon battles online from past champion defences or big matches from tournaments, she especially loves watching poison type trainers

• She's got a crush on Raihan from the Hammerlocke gym in the Galar region

• She follows him on social media and has seen all of his matches

• Its a secret dream of hers to battle him

• It's no secret Guzma holds a lot of anger towards Kukui and Kahuna Hala, but there's times where he truly does miss the times when he and Kukui were kids, and would just chill at the beach, eating malasadas and catching pokemon

• He misses Molayne too, and just the three of them doing absolutely nothing but cracking on and having a good time

• He would never admit to anyone, and it pisses him off when he has thoughts like that as he considers them weak and worthless

• Usually when he thinks about his old friends and the fun they had something ends up getting heavily destroyed

• When Guzma recruited Gladion as the enforcer of team skull he offered Gladion to come stay with them in Po Town

• Gladion refused, simply because the grunts annoyed him to point of going insane, and he knew it was best to be alone to get stronger, and he didn't want so many untrustworthy eyes of Null

• Plumeria and Guzma knew he was living rough, and felt bad for the kid, so Guzma fronted Gladion the cash for his motel room

• Gladion insisted on paying Guzma back but he refused to accept the money, stating to Gladion that it was nothing and in return he can back up the grunts when needed and do odd jobs for them

• Gladion was instantly thankful, though he had a difficult time expressing it

• Gladion usually had to defend the grunts against island challengers when they were loosing in battle

• The odd jobs consisted of many things, like stealing supplies from warehouses, finding and catching a specific pokemon, sometimes even doing drop offs for some not so legal products Guzma was selling on the low

• Gladion tried to keep away from Po Town and Team skull whenever he could, but the money was decent and Gladion was desperate

• He knew he had to feed his Pokemon, as well as himself

• He doesn't regret his time in team skull because he knew it was do or die but its not his proudest moment

• Gladion is always invited to game nights or rap battle nights by Plumeria but he always refuses, insisting he's got no time for nonsense with people below his level

• There was this one time he was at the mansion late delivering some stuff he picked up for Guzma, when a tropical rainstorm ensued and the trails was blocked off by mini floods, so he had no choice but to spend a night at the mansion

• It just so happened to he rap battle night

• Gladion hid in a corner watching in utter horror as all of the grunts danced around, spitting bars and blaring music throughout the mansion

• Guzma pushed him to the centre where he utterly froze and refused to participate

• This is where the grunts distsin of him really began, they already didn't like that he refused to live in the mansion and wear the team skull uniform, but they went absolutely mad when their boss paid for a motel for him too

• The grunts were jealous of the favoritism that Guzma showed Gladion, so when the boss himself wanted Gladion to rap and he refused, that was pretty much a death sentence for Gladion in the grunts eyes

• One of the grunt girls have a little thing for Gladion, and they're always overly flirty with him

• Gladion shows her no interest and is extremely uncomfortable with her advances

• She doesn't stop though, and overtime he just becomes irritated

• A lot of the grunts took this offensively that Gladion wasn't interested in their friend, just adding another reason to their hatred

• When the grunts gang up on him, it ends in pokemon battles, although there's been occasions its ended in a fist fight

• Plumeria always tries to keep the peace but even she has been at the blunt end of Gladions sharp tongue in the past

• do you guys remember when gladion called plumeria a whore in the manga omfg

Tysm for this ask it was fun ♡

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bellafragolina · 2 years

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What kind of small gifts would the Subway bois, Piers and Guzma get for their SO in a "Saw this at the store and thought of you" kind of way ? I am TOTALLY not trying to find something that's easy to carry around or an accessory or small enough like a keychain so I feel closer to my FOs no siree, what are you when TALKING about I don't need to have something physical I can look at and think "My Blorbo got that for me." Pssshhh /j

lolol, you got it love!

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Ingo:

Ingo likes to bring you small gifts whenever he's out and about. Most anything that's even slightly romantic gets added to his cart without a second thought. A bouquet of flowers? Added, especially if they're your favorites. Chocolates? Added. He'll even bring you some small rings and bracelets and necklaces because he wants to see you in them. You scold him for spending money so frivolously, but he just takes it as he helps fasten the jewelry onto you, admiring its sparkle reflected in your eyes.

As for smaller gifts, the moment he knows your favorite Pokémon, or is aware of the Pokémon on your team, he's bringing you any brand merch he can find. Anything with the Pokémon displayed on them is coming home with him as a gift for you. He doesn't need a reason besides it having something you like on it, which is why you have six packs of erasers you refuse to use because they match your team.

Emmet:

Emmet loves your smile, so he's always bringing small gifts home. Sometimes they're bought from stores, like a candy ring he knows you like or an ugly trinket he thinks will make you laugh, others he plucks straight off the ground like flowers or shining rocks that he thinks would make your smile or would compliment the decorations you have around the house. He also is a sucker for matching keychains, and springs for Joltick ones if he can get them

Your home is full of nicknacks, but also bits of pieces of memories Emmet can’t bear to throw out. He keeps mementos, like ticket stubs from dates, pressed flowers from parks you visited together, and so many photographs. You don’t know it, but Emmet plans on giving you an album just bursting with photos of the two of you. Some are selfies, some are candids of you both taken by Elesa or Ingo, and others are taken by him. They’re of you and the Pokémon you both are raising, laughing and smiling and happy. How he always wants you to be.

Piers:

Piers gives you a mixtape. Yeah. He finds songs he likes, ones that remind him of you, of the feelings you give him, and he funnel the songs into a playlist for you to listen to. He also orders them so they flow easily into one another, a gradual rise in intensity and tempo that feels natural and is easy to listen to. He gives it to you with a soft blush, rubbing the back of his neck and avoiding eye contact. Please tell him you love it, please he's sweating.

He also gives you some plushies and gifts that resemble either his or your favorite Pokémon. He's blushing and soft spoken, but he brings you the biggest plush you’ve ever seen of an Obstagoon or other dark type. They’re practically life sized, and they get a lot of loving from you and from the Pokémon. Never tell anyone he got you them, though (it’s obvious but shh) he’ll blush and pout and deny it (it’s obvious, Piers, just own)

Guzma:

Guzma is the kind to bring you lots of treats. He's been on his own a long time, and food wasn't always available, so he likes to make sure you're taken care of. He'll bring you small snacks, candies, treats, and lots of hot chocolates. He wants you fed and happy, even on his small budget, so he's giving you whatever food he can manage. He'll never admit it, but he likes providing for you that way.

Otherwise, he brings you little trinkets that he finds around. If it's been abandoned or thrown away and it doesn't look too gross, he'll shine it up and bring it to you. Rocks, coins, trinkets, whatever he can find. It leads to some neat gifts and cute collections. It's the thought that matters, though Guzma doesn't put too much thought into the things he grabs you, but. . . they're sentimental in their own right

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Okay, I got a little sentimental there, but ta-da! Hope this helps you out on your hunt for trinkets!

~Renee

#ingo x reader #emmet x reader #submas x reader #piers x reader #guzma x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader

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yaboyhoney · 6 months

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Could you pls do a guzma x taller!reader(gn) hcs tyy

ayyy Guzma x Tall GN Reader HC

Guzma knows he's a big man even though he slouches. He's got a bit attitude, big Golisopod, and a big dick.

But it just ain't fair with how tall you are compared to him! He's used to people looking up at him, not the other way around.

In a manner so specific to Guzma, he doesn't tilt his head upwards when he speaks to you. He'll instead keep it at a still angle and angle his eyes instead.

Guzma is used to having smaller partners so him being smaller takes some getting used to. Gets grumpy when he has to be the little spoon but when he does it slyly in his pretend sleep he doesn't protest.

Guzma is used to teasing and bullying others but can't take it back when you tease him if he's been drinking his milk. Man pretends to not hear you and walk away. Tease him more. He secretly likes it even while he's pretend punching you.

Big man turned little. He can't deny that he likes you though, so he'll put up with being the shorter partner. He treats you the same as his other past partners, acting coy, cool, and smug but might take longer to be vulnerable with.

He's used to protecting other people but not receiving that same feeling of safety back. Just be ready to assure him that he don't gotta be the big bad guy all the time.

Man's still got issues that any partner has to be ready for but you're among the few that make him feel safe. Let's keep it that way.

#guzma x reader #gn reader #tall reader #headcanons #my writing

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onestepbackwards · 2 years

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Humbly asking for GuzmaxReader headcanons if you write for him because I am Morosexual and I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

GOD Anon SAME. YOU GET IT.

Guzma Headcanons! 🐛

-Guzma may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but listen. This man absolutely ADORES you. -That being said, be prepared to hear him ask dumb questions every so often. “Babe? What animal is the Pink Panther?” -He’s trying his best. -Can’t cook, but will make small, easy meals for you. Expect lots of easy meals like Mac N Cheese, soup, and sandwiches. He knows you work hard, and even if he can’t make gourmet meals, he at least wants to help you relax and eat after a long day! -Guzma loves his tough image and reputation. But that all goes out the window when it comes to you. For you, he’s a big softie. Literally can go from >:[ to :D after seeing you after a long day. -Denies it, but brags and gushes about you to the Team Skull grunts. -They let it slip the first time they see you. “It’s them! Big Sib!” -Be prepared to be tackled in a hug at least once anytime you visit. The grunts just met you and already adore you. If you ask about what he said about you, he just blushes and looks away, hands in his pockets. -Plumeria teases him about it endlessly when you’re around. He acts like he hates it, but doesn’t tell her off for it. -Is your bodyguard now, no exceptions. If you have him with you in public, he will make sure people think twice before messing with you. -He’s especially tall, so if you’re happily talking with someone on the street, expect Guzma to be standing menacingly behind you the entire time. -Is 100% willing to throw down for you. Just say the words and he will obliterate anyone you point at. Even if you don’t want him fighting anyone, he will just wait for the signal that you are uncomfortable. -Jokingly is referred to as your guard dog. Until he isn’t by some unfortunate soul that tries to mess with you. “GET YOUR FUCKING DOG” “He don’t bite!” *Guzma throws out Golisopod and starts walking towards them menacingly* “YES IT DO-” -Despite being known for causing trouble, he actually enjoys the peace when around you. From walks on the beach, to just sitting watching TV while cuddling with you. It’s some of his favorite pastimes. -If you two are out window shopping, expect him to wrap his arms around you and rest his chin on your head. It’s a comfort for him, and he feels it places a claim on you. Anyone sees you with him, they’ll automatically know you’re with him, and he gets hugs. Win win.

#pokemon #guzma #guzma x reader #pokemon guzma #pokemon x reader #team skull #team skull guzma #guzmaxreader #x reader #reader insert #pokemon headcanons #pokemon imagines #zed.writes #long post #ask #anonymous #request

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the-witchs-cafe · 2 months

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Your boy, Guzma from Pokemon Sun and Moon/Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon would turn into a witch in Puella Magi Madoka Magica!

Cause of Witchification: Having been raised by a cruel father who only expected the best of the best from him, Guzma's life was subjected to immense amounts of pressure no matter where he turned to. Despite giving it his all, he even ended up failing the island challenge, and was not deemed to be suitable enough to become a trial captain; finally causing him to crack and denounce the traditions of Alola before running off and burning whatever bridges he had left.

Almost inevitably, he ended up becoming the leader of a group of hooligans known as Team Skull; banding together to tear apart the island challenge that has failed them. To showcase his sheer strength to these punks, he vowed to tear these customs apart with his bare hands, all while he sneers down at those he sees as beneath him.

In spite of his desire to lash out at those who oppose him, he still craves that sense of validation he was denied from all his life- a vulnerability that, unfortunately, was taken full advantage of by none other than Lusamine...

#Pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #puella magi madoka magica #Guzma #would witch out #abuse mention

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tinyhuman826 · 5 months

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Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon - Plumeria Headcanons (General)

I'm back with my fav emo girl Plumeria!!

Guzma and the rest of Team Skull call her Plumes. She pretends to hate it.

Her hair is seriously fried from the amount of times she's dyed it but that won't stop her

She's probably the only one that can cook a decent meal

She is more Bratz than Barbie (please know what I'm taking abt here..)

She has the team skull logo tattooed on her lower stomach AGHHDHBNODFKJIDH

ABS ABS ABS SHE HAS ABS FOR DAYS

Lowkey tried to force Guzma to get a job numerous times

...Did someone say Fall Out Boy and Evanescence?

Feel like she'd like Bullet for my Valentine as well (this is totally me just projecting cuz I love that band so much)

When she was in middle school she had an Imagine Dragons and Gacha phase... she used to cry to those Devils Don't Fly GLMVs

Until she got bullied out of it lmao

I think she and Guzma have done that battery acid Tiktok thing at least once. Guzma almost cried and she still makes fun of him for it

She's lowkey a pookie bear but she will deny it if anyone tries to point it out

#headcanon #pokemon #guzma pokemon #plumeria #pokemon sun and moon #pkmn #pokemon usum #plumeria pokemon

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pngphroggie · 10 days

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Guzma headcanons that I’ve been working on!

This is mainly stuff that I’ve put together after playing the games, but also fun stuff that I thought would fit him because dear lord I’m obsessed

6’1 (he’s a tall boy)

That man is bisexual as fuck idc

Like 23 or something. Definitely in his 20s though

Anger issues (obviously) but he tries to work on them

Very easily flustered like it takes nothing to get that man to blush. But he always tries to deny it

Breaks things when upset but he’s working on that

You can never get that man to admit when he’s crying

For some reason he remembers EVERY SINGLE DETAIL you ever tell him, yet still acts like a dumbass

Still uses the “I forgor 💀” excuse a lot though

VERY LOUD even when talking normally to people. Is known to yell even in normal conversation

That man is constantly mumbling to himself like god damn I don’t think we need to know what you’re thinking about constantly

He does it to think

Team Skull is like his family

Him and Plumeria are besties like cmon now. Iconic disaster bi duo.

He was definitely bullied a lot as a kid until he snapped and decided to become to bully

He secretly has a soft side that no one sees except his pokemon (and YUMIKO)

He’s actually very easily manipulated but it’s not that obvious until you like- accidentally manipulate him or some shit without realizing it

Constantly acts smug as fuck even though he’s extremely insecure

Doesn’t know how to respond to affection/touch (is very touch starved)

Got into fights a lot as a kid because he tried to stick up for himself

That man wears EYESHADOW. He secretly LOVES makeup

Actually looks good in a suit but still prefers casual stuff and baggy clothes

Doesn’t know how to actually cope with his trauma and is the literal embodiment of “fuck it we ball”

Knows how to cook and clean that man is a MALEWIFE

That’s pretty much it! I might add more later, but here are some silly (and not so silly) things I’ve thought about when it comes to him.

#guzma pokemon #guzma #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon sun and moon #headcanon #i need him carnally

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zz-chikorita · 6 months

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While I know that videogames might not be everyone's cup of tea, let's just pretend that ALL your characters actually do like playing certain videogames. What kind of games do each of them like the most, and are they any good at it?

This one had me do some real thinkin'... 🤔💭

Guzma:

I think Guzma actually really enjoys playing any kind of co-op game with the grunts, even if he's not really good at them. But the grunts think it's funny when he starts raging at a game and he knows it. As far as games he plays alone in his freetime, I feel he prefers adventure/rpg type of game. He doesn't play a whole lot, but when he does find a game he likes, he plays it obsessively and tries to find every little bit of lore and secrets it has. He also always ends up becoming obsessed with games barely anyone's ever heard of and often he pesters Plumeria to play whatever game that is so he can discuss it with someone. (He also likes chill games and farming simulators like stardew Valley and animal crossing, but he's embarrassed about it and will deny it if asked)

Plumeria:

Plums likes rhythm games and strategy/puzzle based games mainly. It's definitely worth noting that she's, like, INSANELY good at them, too. Long story short, all the grunts know to never to take her bet if it invloves beating her high score. She also really enjoys any kind of game that implements any kind of branching path mechanic, so she's definitely played games like Zero Escape, Hades, and any of the telltale games multiple times.

Leon:

Definitely any kind of resource management game. So stuff like slime rancher, oxygen not included, factorio, terraria, et cetera. He's actually had to self ban himself from playing certain games because he missed too many league meetings literally playing for hours without realizing it. It bums him out because they were super fun, but he knows he can't trust himself.

(Other characters under cut)

Hop:

He likes minecraft and other sandbox games. He likes playing co-op with friends, but when he's at home, he doesn't have a great internet connection.

Moon:

Like the little gremlin she is, she likes horror games. She especially likes making Gladion and Hau play horror games with her. Or rather, not telling them it's a horror game until it's too late

A & B:

B is stellar at platformers. A is the best at fighting games of all the grunts. They are both equally trash at racing games.

Kalani (oc):

When he was much younger, he spent a LOT of time playing FPS. By the end of high school, he kind of got bored with them and played more MMO RPGs.

Molayne:

Mo also like MMO RPGs. He also likes games like Elden Ring and Bloodborn. He has, very discreetly, played a variety of dating sims and, no, no one knows about this but him.

Kukui:

The professor plays a lot of battle royale games. He's also very bad about getting sucked into gotcha games.

#ask zz c #what with the hcs and such #guzma #pokemon leon #plumeria #jolly rogers #example of a game guzma became obsessed with and annoyed plums to play: Eastward #yes this is because my own older brother did exactly that to me #(and guz's character is heavily based on him if yoy weren't aware)#but for real it ended up being a really good game go play eastward #ty for the prompt anon i enjoyed it <3

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What would the villains call their beloved? Would they have different nicknames for them in bed?

cw: light sex mentions, mostly fluff, Minors DNI

characters: Lysandre, Maxie, Archie, Cyrus, Volo, Guzma

🔥Lysandre🍷

☕️ Honestly, he calls you too many affectionate names, ranging from his mother tongue over to whatever language you speak. It almost seems as if he has forgotten your actual name at times. Though, when he does call it out, it probably frightens you a bit. It becomes such a rare occurrence that you expect something bad. Lysandre sees no need to change what he refers to you as in public or not, too. The only time he may drop it all together was for anything related to business.

☕️ He tends to lean towards things like “my love” or “my dear,” but “darling” and even “my angel” when he is feeling oddly emotional. Sycamore gives a laugh at all the endearments that he counts whenever you both visit. It is genuinely loving when coming from him, as he rarely feels so strongly and lovingly towards another person.

☕️ In bed, nothing changes too much. He prefers to lather on affection and love wherever he can. Though, oddly, the frequency in which your actual name is spoken increases in more intimate moments. It seems he finds the use of your actual name something deeper than most of the affectionate terms be usually spills out.

“My love,” Lysandre's deep voice called out to you while you were slipping on your shoes to leave. You were shocked to see him home so early. He rarely came home near the midafternoon, often inundated with work or whatever else came up in his professional life. An arm came around you warmly as he pressed a kiss to your cheek and then to your lips. “Where are you going?” You sighed slightly. No where now, you supposed, while leaning into the warmth of his embrace.

☀️Maxie🌋

🪨 He struggles a lot with endearments. It honestly is a bit embarrassing how he feels trying to think of what he could possibly call you. Maxie felt there was no need for such things. Despite that, however, he found himself with a few to use in private with you. In public, he was much too formal to even dare call you anything but your name. He did not wish to seem overly soft. His reputation as the leader of Team Magma was important.

🪨 Though, as soon as you both are alone, a “beloved” escapes him. He prefers more “formal” affectionate terms. “Dearest” and “my love” are also not so uncommon. Yet, sometimes he does drift to something softer, like calling you “Numel.” He always catches himself after that one, gets flustered, and denies that he even said it. It is a real compliment, rest assured, as he finds the pokemon utterly adorable.

🪨 Maxie does not really use different terms during sex. (Though, “Numel” certainly does not make an appearance there.) There is something a little bit funny about his flustered face and moans mixed with the term “beloved” escaping his lips. Since sex falls firmly in his private time with you, there is no reason for his choice of endearments to change, he feels.

You heard the door click open as you laid on the couch, bored. “I'm home, beloved,” Maxie's voice called out as he entered the room. He had been away all day, busy with whatever his group was doing nowadays. You perked up at the sight of him and rushed over immediately. He flinched as you squeezed him into a tight hug, nuzzling into the knit texture of his sweater. He was so warm. “My, what's this?” the Magma leader chuckled. Shifting out of his work mindset, he allowed himself to embrace you in return. He had come to love you greeting him after a long day of work. “I missed you, too,” he sighed and pressed a gentle kiss to your head. When you gazed up at him with lidded eyes and a tired expression, he had to bite back, mumbling out a “Numel.”

🌊Archie🌧

💧 How many marine and pirate terms can this man use to refer to you? It truly is a mystery as to where he finds all of these terms in his head, but you suppose he was nothing if not obsessed with the ocean. Archie honestly prefers endearments to your real name, clearly a sign of his affection if his calling a certain kid scamp was anything to go by. He nearly always refers to you by some pet name or endearment that has crossed. Worries do cross your mind that he has actually forgotten your name. (You test him to make sure he has not. Archie was extremely confused by this afterward, but he passed it with ease.)

💧 “Luvdisc” is his favourite term to use overall, clearly enchanted by the association with the pokemon to long-lasting relationships. “Treasure” is another favourite, but somehow gets outshone by the fish. There are also a few “darlin's” that come from him when he tries to change up hos dialogue a bit. Maxie gags at his gratuitous use of the terms around him, but everyone else thinks it is pretty run-of-the-mill for Archie. He is just an affectionate guy, so why would that not reflect in what he calls his lover? You certainly do not mind.

💧 Within the confines of sheets, he does tend to lean more towards the use of “treasure.” He feels a bit to overcome to really even say Luvdisc. Besides, you clearly are a treasure, somehow even more precious than his beloved ocean. There may also be a few more easier terms tossed around, like just straight up “love.” His brain power is going elsewhere in those moments, please excuse him. Though, if he ever uses the term love and you are not heading in an intimate direction, rest assured that you are now.

“Luvdisc,” Archie's voice travelled across the beach with a near terrifying volume. You peeked up from your phone as he rushed to your side. His grin was bright and his form as caught in the hot sun beautifully. His favouritism for a certain nickname for you was always apparent. He squeezed you in a tight embrace, even spinning you around for a moment. “Ah, there's my treasure. Thought I'd lost for a moment,” he let out a sigh. You nearly let one out, too. You were just about to call him, but that was clearly unneeded now. A kiss was shared between you both before settling down on the sands to enjoy the afternoon.

🌌Cyrus🛰

☄️ He refuses to use terms of endearment when literally anyone else is around. Cyrus is not one for allowing himself to seem influenced or emotional. While he may love you dearly, there is not a chance he would express that in the sight of other people. It almost becomes expected for your name to called out by the blue-haired man when he wants your attention. It would be a bit depressing if you were not already aware of how restrained he was. There are a few rare moments a more affectionate term slips from him with people around, but that usually is reserved for when he is in distress.

☄️ But, he does allow himself a momentary escape when alone with you. “Beloved” is his go to and typically the only one he ever seems to use. It fits him oddly. Though, he also uses other terms more sparingly. A “dear” and “wife/husband/spouse” are generally used, too. It may seem a bit stiff, especially when paired with how standoffish Cyrus could be, but it was clear from how he unconsciously shifted to them that discreetly showed that he truly cared. No one else gets called by anything but their name by him, after all. You are even allowed to call him whatever you please with people around. His soft spot for you is more than apparent.

☄️ As for in bed… He barely uses different terms. Beloved does seem to be ditched in favour of the convenience that “dear” provides in his stricken state. His brain is not working as he intends it to. He struggles to say a lot during sex usually, anyway, so it is a bit invigorating to hear the affectionate word escape his lips. Though, if he does say your actual name, that either means he is truly overcome with feelings or upset. It is pretty easy to find out which it is.

"Beloved..." Cyrus mumbled out as you nuzzled into his nape. Your arms were tightly around his waist. He had just come home after a few days away due to his plans.

“Beloved…” Cyrus mumbled out as you nuzzled into the nape of his neck. Your arms were tightly around his waist. He had just come home after a few days away due to his work on his plans. You did not say a word as you continued to cling to him. The Galactic Boss knew better than to wonder why you were being so affectionate. Your incomplete spirit begged for you to crave his attention and affection. He sighed. It was not like he could pretend that he was much better. Not when he enjoyed the feeling of your body pressed against his so much. One of his arms came around your waist. “I apologise for being away for so long…” he pressed a chaste kiss to your temple, “Let's enjoy this time we have together.” You finally peered up at him with a loving gaze.

💫Volo📜

⭐️ Truthfully, he uses endearments extremely sparingly. There is something that he finds about referring to other people with a term that shows how much you feel about them very uncomfortable. Though, with you, it is quite unfortunate how easy the terms slip off his tongue. Volo supposes a part of it is how obvious he wants to make your relationship to any observers. He would admit he does have a slight jealous schism internally. Of course, he does it for you, too. The blond is fully aware of how much you enjoy hearing him call you such sweet terms.

⭐️ He usually falls into the camp of things like “love,” “dear,” and “darling.” Traditional time-tested things. There is a certain mocking tone he may take after everything is said and done by calling you a “chosen one.” That falls somewhere between a genuine endearment and him being cruel, however. Most people will also get sick with him referring to you as his partner/girlfriend/boyfriend. It is clear to most people paying attention that it some strange from a claiming on his part. Of course, you can only stare at him in adoration whenever he uses them.

⭐️ Alas, Volo definitely drops a lot of his loving facade in bed. His tone can be that of someone filled completely with love or malice, depending on the situation. The terms are the same, but he may also lean more towards sneering out a “chosen one” to vent out some of his frustrations. Just be happy it is with his dick consensually this time and not trying to have Giratina kill you this time around. He may also use a bit more degrading terms, but telling him off usually makes him stop.

“Oh, if it isn't my love,” Volo's voice was recognisable, but especially so when you two met while you were out doing research tasks. His smile was nothing but friendly as he approached you. “Can I interest you in some more pokeballs?” his tone was teasing now. You sighed as tugged on his bag's strap to pull him down to your height. These random run-ins have become more common since you started dating. It was more than obvious he likely had an eye out for you… And was neglecting his merchant duties once again. You could not complain when he pecked a quick kiss to your lips. It seemed you both would be spending a decent amount of time along together in the wilds of Hisui.

🕶Guzma💀

□ This big, bad boss loves calling you whatever pet name he can think of. He literally probably only says your name if he is asking someone else for you. Guzma just does not really see a point in not doing it. He basically calls everyone by nicknames. Except for Kukui, but he is an exception, not the rule. He does not care about whether it is socially acceptable or not, he just does what he wants and isn't concerned with the looks he gets for saying “babe.”

□ He leans towards more casual, modern terms. “Babe” is one of the bigger ones, but he will occasionally bring out a “cutie” or “sexy.” The latter often gets him a few side eyes. A rarer one that seems to only used when he is certain no one else is around is “love-bug.” You try not to laugh at it because you can tell he is trying his best to combine his love for bug-types with his feelings for you. Though, you saw Plumeria choke out a laugh when she heard him say it to you once. It was a bit funny seeing Guzma say such a thing while trying to keep up his edgy appeal.

□ In bed, he does not really change what he says too much. Cutie may not rear its head, but sexy and babe are certainly a plenty. He may even combine if he feels so inclined. Though, it may also be a product of him losing his mental focus in the throes of passion. Your name is occasionally blurted out within the brain-mush of words, too. He is a bit of a mess, honestly.

“Hey, babe!” Guzma's voice stood out among the crowd of people that had taken over the usually quiet route. Rumours about some rare pokemon apparently drew them in, making it annoying to navigate despite needing to. His hand caught your arm as he pulled you under his own, determined not to get separated again. You heard him mumble something about annoying tourists under his breath as both managed to get out of the crowded place. “What the hell is so great about that many Meowths?” he complained, “If they wanna see a collection, I'd be happy to point them to that Kahuna's house.” You chuckled at the thought. Guzma only pressed you more into his side while walking down the route. It seemed like showing you the Wimpod nest would be on hold for today.

#pokemon x reader #lysandre x reader #cyrus x reader #volo x reader #guzma x reader #archie x reader #maxie x reader #pokemon lysandre x reader #pokemon archie x reader #pokemon maxie x reader #pokemon cyrus x reader #pokemon volo x reader #pokemon guzma x reader #lysandre/reader #archie/reader #maxie/reader #cyrus/reader #volo/reader #guzma/reader

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charcadett · 1 year

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MILO please please please headcanon request for what it would be like being part of Team Skull and dating Guzma after TS disbands?

Hiii Charlie. Okay unsure how I feel about this one because I never finished the Ultra Moon post game or watched the anime so I’m sure there’s something he’s ACTUALLY doing. But man. I have no idea what that is.

Dating Guzma After Team Skull Disbands

- While Team Skull disbands and ceases annoying trial goers, they also technically stick together. Most of the members who stuck around still live in Po Town, including you, Guzma, and Plumeria. The first order of business is cleaning up. Although the result isn’t perfect considering it's being done by a group of people who are essentially twenty-something college dropouts. Of course, in true dropout fashion, this results in a massive trash-burning bonfire. The blaze lasts until Nanu drops by, asking if anyone is aware that that is illegal. He’s hit with a resounding no.

- “What do you mean? People burn wood and shit all the time,” One grunt says.

- Nanu picks up a large stick another grunt was using to stoke the fire. “I see a mattress, at least five plastic bags, and… ten tires. That’s incredibly toxic. Get away from there.”

- The cleaning operation results in Guzma finally cleaning his room. The chest of Buginium Z is given elsewhere to be distributed to trial goers rather than hoarded, his bed is made, the carpet is vacuumed, and the throne is tossed in a dumpster. Much to your dismay. There was no denying the inherent hotness of the throne, even if its removal frees up a significant amount of space for decorating. An activity Guzma leaves to you. He can do the heavy lifting, but interior decoration is not his forte. If it were up to him, his mattress would be on the floor, and he’d use a crate as a table.

- Guzma deals with a lot of toxic masculinity. Being vulnerable, especially in front of others, is hard for him. Guzma's working on that right now. It’s still hard for him to tell you how he feels, to talk to you if he’s jealous rather than intimidate the other guy into submission, but he’s working on it. He wants to be a good partner to you and he knows this is the best way to do it. His compliments are clumsy for a bit. Guzma can tell you how hot you look with little issue. When it comes down to more intimate details, he clams up. He does notice the little things. Your laugh is nice. It makes him get butterflies in his stomach when you smile at him, he loves the way his heart flips when you kiss him, though these are things he’s unable to articulate well. He gets better eventually. For now, you smile while he stumbles his way through how pretty your eyes are.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #guzma x reader #ft nanu for like five seconds #imagine every so often he drops by po town to make sure its not on fire or something #i bet he has like #nightmares that lord of the flies happens in there #he wakes up like ‘its not my problem if they kill each other’ but checks every morning anyways #just in case

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