#HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP??? 💀💀💀

[bluismie]

“Even the sinners dream”

#neil geiman’s gay men soildarity #HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP??? 💀💀💀 #thanks a lot guys i see and read all of the reblog tags mwah #crowley #good omens #the sandman #morpheus #myart #art #illustration #fanart #drawing #sketch #procreate

[weebsinstash]

God so actually to try and get my mind off of things, another idea I had for Rich Yandere Douchebag who maybe for convenience i will call Elliot from now on? I like to go back and forth with setting and tone between him secretly being nobility or him just being a rich but powerful guy, and I think Reader would be so absolutely fucked if he was a tech-based CEO. You think he's in his office trading stocks or whatever the fuck it is he does but he's just watching security cameras of you. There are times when he's not even at home and he's in his corporate office and he can just, pull out his phone and access that security feed, making sure his little bunny is safe and sound

I can only imagine if uh, if Reader had issues similar to mine, where you spend way too much time on your phone, not just playing games or anything, but willingly torturing yourself by, say, exposing yourself to the constant negative news cycle, engaging with politics talk in the comments section, arguing with trolls and stressing yourself out. You're beefing with some conservative in a comments section and suddenly??? The app crashes??? And won't open again??? Which is weird because Elliot gave you this phone so it should work perfectly? And the app refuses to open until later that day and by that time you've calmed down and was able to move on to something else

I can only IMAGINE if Reader began getting harassed or pressured into a conversation or stayed in a conversation that was extremely uncomfortable (you know like uh what I did the other day 💀) and Elliot is just watching from his end FREAKING OUT like WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP or if this complete stranger began to be sexual with you and you won't stand your ground. He'll shut off your phone remotely if he has to. It's to protect you. He loves you but you're a little silly and let your emotions get too caught up in your head sometimes. He's helping you because he knows what's best for you, obviously :)

I can only imagine it coming to a head when he begins to not only disapprove of your constantly online habits, but also becoming dangerously possessive of you and jealous of anyone you interacted with. Oh, so he's your BOYFRIEND but you're posting things to your "secret" blog that he doesn't even know about? Can you EVEN IMAGINE if he goes to spy on you and your newest blog post is a thread with your followers about how you're wondering if you should break up with him and every single reply is basically going "holy fuck do you really not see all these red flags, throw the whole man away"

You're just minding your business at his home, and you're so upset you're shaking as you furiously type out a reply to someone who said the most ignorant pathetic shit you've ever read, and Elliot suddenly barges in, storms up to you, and snatches your phone right out of your hand as he begins to scold you. Why are you doing this to yourself? These people and their problems don't matter! Why are you watching videos about problems in other countries that don't affect you? Who cares what that politician said about 'women shouldn't have rights'? Who cares if an online personality you like is being bullied for a stupid reason? Why do you care about anything that doesn't directly involve you or him?

And like he vaguely has a point but he says it in such a douchebag "other people are insignificant, you Aren't Like Them, the things you care about are stupid" kind of way that you just. He can see the instant offense in your expression the moment he starts speaking, the anger, and you just blow up on him, just listing things off about him, pointing out that of course he doesn't care, he barely has empathy for other people at all, he thinks he's so much better than everyone because of his success and money, he probably funds some of the politicians who are literally ruining people's lives because they then pass laws that benefit him personally and financially, and as if he isn't infuriated by your rebellion enough, you hit him with: "I don't even want to be with you anymore, you fucking stuck-up asshole!"

Elliot instantly smashes your phone into the marble floor, expression like stone as you begin to try and back away from him, eyes flitting to the door, like you're about to try and run away from him. And he's having none of it, blocking the path out into the hallway, trapping you as you begin to shake and cry because oh my god is he going to kill you???

And he takes your reaction and your tears and your fear as just a sign that you're just too stressed out, that these vermin are ruining you. His poor lovely partner is just having a rough time and it's got you so constantly on edge that you're even acting out on him, and he KNOWS you love him! you're just finding too many bad influences, too many bad actors trying to manipulate you, he's afraid. Well that all stops now. You already live in his house, so it isn't hard at all for him to keep you there, is it? Can't have you running off to get into any more trouble, to buy another phone, to hang out with those awful plebian "friends" of yours who are telling you to leave him.

He's going to get you all better, he promises. You just need some time to unplug and be with him. Only him. Constantly, only with him. After all, he should be spending lots of time with his future spouse, after all 🥰 all you need to do is spend some time with him and you'll forget all about everything else...

#yandere x reader #sinprompts #long post is long jesus

[17magpiesinatrenchcoat]

oh yeah, the short story I wrote when I was 14 lol

it’s not very good but here💀

realising that this was the last time I wrote something is not a nice feeling. I didn’t even realise it’s been so long, holy shit, like i knew it had been a while but I didn’t realise it was literal YEARS now that’s just sort of depressing, especially since well.. I still can’t do better than 14 year old me now and she’s probably better bc I have not practiced in years smh💀💀

I wish I knew how to be a writer, it would be so amazing to get my stories out in the world, but I’m just so lazy ☹️☹️☹️ if any of y’all got any tips on how to get into it well. You know where to find me

anyways here (cw for death/suicide I think, idk what 14 year old me was cooking)

Candle

`At first, it was only an ember.

It was near the end of the Great War that they found her. Cold and trembling, crumpled in the ruins of her scorched village, a lone survivor. She was the only ember of life in a ruined land.

The kingdom set up camp among the blackened stones, wary of the stranger. They could not afford to let their guard down, because even the tiniest spark can start a fire. However, the princess did not heed their warnings, and went to talk to the stranger. The girl reminded the princess of a candle in the night, hopelessly shining, doomed to eventually burn out, fated to never see any light apart from her own. She could not help but pity her, this pathetic little ember, soon to burn out. The princess thought she had already seen it all, ravaging fires and thunderous floods, so what could a tiny, blackened ember do to hurt her?

She held out her hand to the candle, beckoning to a shining future. She might as well blow a little air on a dying spark, keep it burning for a little while longer, a good deed for the day. It wouldn’t affect her in the long run. Or so she thought.

Then, it was a spark.

The candle hid in the shadows of the palace, too afraid to talk to anyone higher than her. Amongst the glittering scarlet tapestries and golden sunrises, she was a moth amongst butterflies, draped in beige rags. She prayed to the moon and stars to forget, to no avail. She glared out from under black veils at the butterflies, half-hoping that one would someday give her some sort of reassurance, that everything would eventually be alright, but the only thing she got from them was judgemental glares and mistrusting whispers. Who was this little moth to enter their lair? In the middle of a war against her, no less? She felt their eyes boring into the back of her head as she sulked through the corridors. She scowled at them from her corner of shadows. It was one of their own who brought her here, so why couldn’t they blame her instead? She felt a spark of spite flickering in her chest. It wasn’t fair. None of it was.

Somewhere, a spark was struck.

Then, it was a flicker.

The candle slammed open the doors of the princess’s lair. She glared out at the princess from her scraggly veil of hair, her face twisted into a vicious scowl,

“Why did you bring me here? Don’t you know how the others treat me? Won’t you do anything?”

The interruption caused the princess to snap the nail she was busy pruning. She scowled towards the intruder, before realising who she was.

How curious.

It was the ember she had rescued a couple weeks ago. She somehow looked even worse for wear, with her clothes that were barely more than stray rags sewn together, and eye bags so dark she looked half-dead. But her spirit was completely unscathed, apparently. The princess felt a smile tug at her lips. Who did this candle think she was, harassing the very person who spared her? Who could take it away in an instant? It was the most absurdly idiotic thing the candle could do. The princess decided that she liked her.

She smiled a sickly sweet grin, her eyes boring into the candle.. “So you want to fit in?” she trilled to the candle. “You want to be loved?

The candle scowled again, but she could not hide the longing gaze in her eyes.

“I guess.”

“Well,” warbled the princess, her grin widening, “There is no easy way for it. But, a way some outsiders in the past have found that their place in this sad world is theatre. People will not care about who you are if you are too busy pretending to be someone else.”

The candle did not bother hiding her longing any more. “How do I do it? How do I make that my place?

The princess’s grin was now so wide she looked more monster than human. “For that, my dear,” she said, as her eyes shined, “You need to learn how to dance.”

And so, the candle did.

Then, it was a flare.

With the princess as her mentor, the candle slowly learned the art of theatre. She did not understand why the princess was helping her, but she was grateful, because though she picked up the techniques easily, she would not have been able to do so without help. She danced through the days, some she was a princess in glittering golden robes, some she was a villainess, clad in deep violet, slung elegantly across her throne. She found her new stunt was to light a ruby red torch and fling it hand to hand as while elegantly gliding across the stage as her audience screamed. She loved her new life more than a flame loved the fuel, but it was not enough. While the butterflies may have loved to see her on stage, they still were mistrusting. She would never be one of them; to them, she was still the sad little moth who the princess had rescued to keep up appearances. She’d never really be accepted. Whether the princess had lied or she just hadn’t known, the candle couldn’t be certain. She was right, in a way; they accepted her when she was pretending to be someone else, as momentary entertainment, but it wasn’t enough. It would never be enough.

And, despite her own warnings, the spark slowly grew to a flicker.

Then, it was a blaze.

The candle continued to dance in the glory of the stage, but she could no longer find any small solace from it. She watched the butterflies’ eyes follow her, dead, unfeeling. They didn’t care if she lived or died. They only cared about the characters she played. Without them, she was nothing to them. The flame of hatred grew.

There was a recital that night. The candle refused to come. She crouched sleeplessly in her room, staring out at the barren landscape, dead-eyed.

She watched the dark turn to bright emotionlessly. She was still waiting. Only when the sun was so high that it was obscured from view, did she hear the knock at her door.

“Where were you?”

It was the princess. Her chartreuse eyes glared into the candle. “We were all waiting for you.”

The candle stared at her. “You lied.”

The princess stumbled back. “What are you talking about?

“You said that they’d accept me if I did what you said. They don’t. They only see me as momentary entertainment. When I’m away from the stage, I am once again an outsider.”

The princess hissed, like a flame being put out. “How was I supposed to know that? For all I could see, that was the truth. Stop being so ungrateful.”

The candle whipped away from her and glared out the window at the blackened landscape. So, the princess was just like them after all. She made up her mind.

“Leave.” She commanded, without turning around. “I never want to see your face again.”

Then, it was an inferno.

That night, the candle returned to her dreaded stage, for the last time.

She glared out at their cheering faces, disgusted. These were the same people who shunned her in the hallways. She was nothing to them. Even her one and only ally turned out to be no different. She was going down, and they were all coming with her.

It was time to pull her favourite stunt.

She lit a bright ruby torch as the crowd cheered. She swirled around and around with it, cradling it in her arms, only this time, she didn’t stop. The crowd screamed in terror as the candle hurled the torch into the crowd and it lit up in flames, roaring and tumbling onwards. The doors were sealed; there was no escape. The candle gazed blankly as her tormentors perished.

Because of them, she had become the very thing they feared she was.

She held onto this thought as her world crumbled around her, beautiful and terrible. She felt it all at once, and crumpled to the floor in unbearable anguish. But it didn’t matter. None of it did. Soon, she would turn to ash, just like her first and last allies on that fateful day, and none of it would matter. She would finally be free.

What a pity, that candle.

#shut up lori #writing #(not very good tho) #ughhhhh my head hurts #who wants to take ibuprofen with me

[thegeminisage]

ok, so i was still on my way to hyrule castle, but i stopped to do what i thought was a korok puzzle and found the THE LORD OF THE MOUNTAIN? HELLO??? no idea what he did or how to interact with it but what a shock!

also, the closer i get to it, the...scarier it looks? geez.

tried and failed to capture my first horse :( i'd really love to ride one, it's a long walk...

OH the map isnt actually steering me towards the castle...what a relief, i dont wanna go until last lol

without a map i barely know where i'm going so i hope this is a tower! the land is so different i hardly recognize it

got to lookout landing. how cheerful.........

why is the statue at the door asking about POES? oh man that'll be fun

oh my god its like a TOWN.....................

lol oh my god everyone here so shocked to see me. it's actually cool that link has formed connections with people who miss and worry about him 🥺

that weird blue light from satori is here, but it seems to vanish wehn i get close

I FOUND KARSON......awww buddy <3

and robbie!!

oh holy shit purah got big again. thats probably for the best

wait did that happoen NATURALLY? how long has it been since botw.....

THE. FIRST. KING. OF. HYRULE???

RAURU THE FIRST KING OF HYRULE???

sudden implications for the oot sage......................................

whoa cool you can actually look through the big telescopes now!!!

i dont wanna go to hyrule castle aaaagh it's scary

lm,ao at this sword guy mansplaining weapons to me and then going OMG IT'S LINK??? it's actually so cool that you get to play post-adventure where hes famous and beloved 😭

whoa, i love the emergency shelters. VERY cool

wait, EVERY weapon in hyrule is decayed? good fucking lord

just found out from this npc there's nobdy in lurelin bc it got attacked by PIRATES. im fucking devastated that was my favorite spot!!

"if only one could go straight through the ceiling instead of using a tiresome ladder!" buddy i am about to blow your mind

i don't think i can go to hyrule castle now in any case because my traitorous human body is falling asleep 💀 technically i woke up 23 hours ago, though i did catch a short nap in there. i hate to call it a night when i've only been playing for 8.5 hours, but that's what i get for starting at midnight lol

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers #another nap and then more zelda. more zelda. more zelda

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

ok so i dont feel like doing a full on review of the new episode so im just gonna make bullet points of the high lights and things that stuck out to me lmao

((contents spoilers below))

• still love that intro its so fucking awesome

• still loving the upgraded animation its so fluent and beautiful but still maintains that classic “aqua teen” look

• ok but shake is kinda hot in that outfit ngl

• shake looks like literally every millennial in my town and especially the ones that go to the coffee shops in my area lol

• MEATWAD IN THE FUCKING HIGH CHAIR IM CRYING

• “its spelled with a g cuz disney owns it” 💀💀

• “hoverboard” and its the fucking roomba 💀

• this is literally clone high istg with the self aware roombas istg /j

• all the robots had little hands that kinda looked like shakes thats so cute

• his whole rant about drinking the cream had me dead

• “its an easy fix tanner” BFNFCFNGFVX bro has beef with tanner lmao

• “master shaken not stirred” ok but that cream work was fucking bad ass

• bro literally had robots write his movie for him thats literally what it felt like when i would be paired with ppl for school projects and i had to do all the work for them but they still take credit for it 😭💀🙄

• DAMN BRO chill out with the coffee

• “script title” thats so shake

• bro literally just called his characters “boy 1” and “boy 2” 😭😭

• “i dont drink coffee its makes me uhh..” IT MAKES YOU WHAT FRYLOCK?!?! • oh hi theres more robots

• MEATWAD HANGING OUT WITH THE ROBOTS THATS SO CUTE TWO OF MY FAV THINGS TOGETHER AND THE SIPPING AND SWIRLING THE COFFEE AROUND MOTIONS WERE SO CUTE TF

• “a relationship of a gummy bear and candy cane” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

• THE MICHAEL CAINE ROBOT IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM HIS LITTLE GLASSES AND ACCENT I CANT

• “the movie” at carls 🙄🙄🙄

• MEATWAD COVERING HIS EYES CUZ HES NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT STUFF 🥺🥺🥺 ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE ME GET EMOTIONAL OVER HIM?!?! /nm ((love the nod/continuity of meatwad not being able to see that type of stuff tho))

• MOVIE TIME

• WHY DOES THE MOVIE LOOK LIKE THOSE OLD QUIZNOS COMMERCIALS HELP YALL KNOW WHICH ONES I MEAN 💀💀💀

• LOOK AT MEATWAD HES SHIELDING HIS EYES AGAIN HES SO PRECIOUS I CANT

• “easy with the hands love” 💀💀💀 I LOVE THAT HE CALLS EVERYONE LOVE CUZ HES BRI’ISH

• WHERE DID FRYLOCK GET THE MONEY TO GET A LITERAL IPHONE FUCKING 15?! DAMN BRO

• NO WAY YALL THEY GOT A ROBOT OF THE GUY FROM THE WEAPON OF CHOICE MUSIC VIDEO 😱😱😱 ((/t ik its christopher walken lol))

• HOLY SHIT IS THAT MR FUCKING BUTLERTRON I CANT BELIEVE THEY PUT MR B FROM THE HIT SERIES CLONE HIGH IN ATHF 😱😱😱 /j

• “and michael richards” THE MICHAEL RICHARDS??? COSMO KRAMER MICHAEL RICHARDS?!?!

• “now i can make toast in another city” said no one ever AND BOI WHERE YOU GOING ANYWAY YOURE POOR

• HOW DARE YOU DENY THE BABEY BOY TOAST

• bro literally just killed all the robots 0s and 1s are like robot poison lol

• classic athf to just blow up the house lmao

• DAMN THAT LEAF TRANSITION WAS SO GOOD AND PRETTY

• “sticks and hicks” lmao

• it looks so peaceful up there kinda reminds me of that one og emma chamberlain video where her and her dad go to her grandparents house in the literal woods lmao

• “read some books, play some board games, make some s’mores” that sounds so cozy and im just picturing them all doing that and its so cute

• “no wifi? im going back to the robots” thats an honest to god mood

• IS THIS THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS?! /j

AND SCENE

ngl the most recent episode wasnt the best out of the 3 so far tbh but it wasnt horrible probably give it like a 6 or 7 out of 10 i also like how they do the credits over the episode it gives them more of the episode to do but also ends in a way thats still very “aqua teen” if that makes sense

also wish they did more with them out in the country and like maybe doing something at a regular cabin instead of the robot in disguise ((which ik was the joke/point of how it ended)) but still that wouldve been really wholesome

#athf #aqua teen #aqua teen hunger force #master shake #meatwad #frylock #carl brutananadilewski #athf spoilers #spoilers #season 12

[skzoologist]

I'M BACK I'M BACK-

I spent the entire weekend at the hello82 ATEEZ pop-up in my city and omg, there were so many ppl,,,I talked to staff a lot these last few days and apparently ppl started lining up around 7 am to me further up in line,,,,(for reference, staff arrive at 11 am and the pop up doesn't open until noon),,,,they sold out in 2 and a half hrs Friday, 2 hrs Saturday, and 1 and a half hrs Sunday,,,,the amt of dedication some of these ppl have scares me, esp since it was 43°F (6°C) in the morning 😭😭

I'm still in shock over just how much has happened over the weekend, starting from the countdown live Thursday night before the MV and album dropped 💀

I ended up buying a signed album (BY MY BIAS NONETHELESS?? LIKE HELLO?? WHAT- 😃) and a pop up exclusive vinyl (I ALMOST did not get to buy it cuz they sell things out so fast even tho I was 9th or 10th in line) :D

THE POPUP AND HELLO82 EXCLUSIVE DIGIPACKS SOLD SO FAST?? Esp today, the Digipacks were out of stock by the 4th person in line,,,,all 4 of the first ppl in line bought 4 Digipacks EACH and I was walking around Sunday at the venue (being kinda nosy) to see what ppl got, and one of them had bought 1 of each version PLUS a signed album 😭 and Saturday, I watched a person walk out with like, one of each item (vinyl, at least 1 of each of the 3 versions of the album, and I think like 2-4 Digipacks and a signed, or if not, 3 signed versions of the albums 😭😭), and staff was nervous that their bag was going to break even thought they separated their stuff into 2 bags already 😭

I also spoke with someone in line who was in line all 3 days and they said they didn't sell out as fast on Friday because everyone was being careful to make sure more ppl could get the chance to buy something, but it seems they ran out of stock so quickly on Saturday and Sunday because some ppl up at the front bought up to the max limit, leaving the others with no chance of getting them which sucked 😭😭

I went thru so much gas this weekend for the pop up and the Cupsleeve events that went on in my area,,,,I started the weekend with a tank that was 7/8th of the way full, and now I'm down to 1/6 💀

But it was a fun weekend and I'm happy with everything I got, kinda wish some of the ppl up at the front of the line thought a bit more ab the ppl at the back when purchasing tho,,,cuz apparently they were there all 3 days and maxed out the purchases of at least 1 thing each day ;-;

- 🐹

WELCOME BACK 🐹 ANONNIE!

Oh my god, excuse my language, but holy fucking shit. As a small lil european country living person, this sounds insane to me. Standing in line for what, like 5 hours? In nearly freezing temperatures? What now? 😀

Yea, lately it's been crazy with all the stuff happening, and I feel like only more will happen, you know? It's a scary thought lol

OMG, CONGRATS! 💜 Now why do I feel like you will make those your family heirlooms tho-

Yeah, okay, no, people buying several things and basically buying the whole stock up? Excuse me? 💀 The more I read, the more I see just how lucky you got to get all your stuff, what the hell, I'm shooketh 💀💀💀 (as far as I know, there are no such events in our country, so this really blows me away)

YOU SPENT HOW MUCH GAS?????? DARLING DEAREST, WHAT THE--

Also yea, it's sad that people selfishly buy them all up and don't leave enough for the others. Maybe the purchases per person could be even more limited, but then again, I don't know much of these events so I'll shut up instead before someone tries to eat me alive lol. And hey, if you had a fun and nice weekend, then that's all that matters! Hope it was a nice break from the stress in your life.

#the best i could do in this god forsaken country was preorder the album online on a small shop here #and pray it gets here for xmas since it's a gift for someone- #but jesus christ #a signed album #by your bias nonetheless #wow #potat writes back #🐹 anon

[chuuyascumsock]

Holy fucking shit what's wrong with denial-chan.

How can one get so pressed about a silly little blog dedicated to a silly little character? 😭

And for claiming that we have low IQ here:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bungo Stray Dogs. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dead authors most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dazai's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bungo Stray Dogs truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dazai's existential catchphrase "Bungo Deez nutz," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Asagiri's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bungo Stray Dogs tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

- 🪷

YOU HAVE A BSD TATTOO?? Damn, I want one too. That sounds so fun.

But to understand Bsd, you have to understand the concept and the reasons why the characters do and say the things they do. It’s not just some shallow plot line with one dimensional characters that have no personality or goals. Each character is unique with a sense of dynamic character that makes the characters interesting. I’ve always been picky with the fandoms that I get into and hyper-fixate on because not many today really go into such deep topics about morally grey characters, because usually in animes you have the good guys who’ve done nothing wrong and the back guys who have a tragic backstory and have always been “destined” to be evil yk? I think that’s what I like about Bsd so much because the characters feel like ACTUAL people who have flaws and make mistakes like any other human does (I can’t say this for Fyodor or the mafia because I don’t know anyone who’s blowing kids up 💀).

But yeah ^^

Here’s Dazai, I set him up and I love him. (I relate to him so deeply that it hurts, Dazai irl fr 😫).

#casual asks

[dendrosys]

So boom, literally thought today was finna be a good day. Woke up, put on my favorite pants and was ready to kick some ass. Tell me why my period kicking my ass instead? I'm talking my ass was laying on the FLOOR because it was so bad. Then, I'm tryna get home and five steps later— nauseous. And I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom. Mind you, I could barely stand nor walk atp. I throw up outside the small little fruit cup I had for breakfast and try to walk again, SIKE GO BACK bc a bitch has round 2 coming up their throat. I find a place to lay down because walking is not an option rn, and now my cramps want to get progressively worse. I said fuck it, went to the bathroom and shitted my heart out for a good hour, mfs checking up on me like "aye you good?" Bc I'm blowing that shit up 💀 Meanwhile I'm waiting for someone to pull up and come get me for a good 45 minutes. After shitting and feeling like I have to throw up at the same time, im laying down again like cool, I got nothing in my system, it shouldn't be so bad.... Bitch.... 🤦🏾‍♀️WHY ARE MY CRAMPS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE IM GOING INTO LABOR?!!?? Literally was hurting so bad I was VOCAL, and writhing in pain. My ass wanted to cry but I was more pissed than anything. I can't even take medicine bc my stomach is empty so I'm over here waiting, feeling like I'm going through contraptions without fucking morphine.

It's like each cycle just gets worse I'm getting a fucking DEPO shot ain't no way. Had me damn near immobilized for what ...

holy shit what the hell… i think you should invest in birth control..?

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

👽 Science, is Blind 👽

( This, is a True ! Story !!! )

I know a lot of you don't like my story of how that the insectoids had the Earth at one time and it was their natural home planet they evolved on.

A lot of humans don't like the information when I let them know that fairies are actually insectoids and they're not magical they're just extremely spiritually evolved.

What I wanted to let you know is that the reason why the faith mostly went extinct and why the Grays are the way they are and they have their civilization in space but they're not really civilizations.

Is because science actually doomed the Fae.

. . .

Titanium constantly fought against science when it comes to the fairies she kept trying to stop them attacking Labs blowing up parts of the earth doing everything she could to keep those stupid insects from constantly trying to destroy themselves with their own, faulty the idea of being a Super Genius.

. . .

She kept trying to bring them back in the religion and spirituality and try to bring him to a deeper holy understandings but, That's, Light and dark by the way, but what kept going horribly wrong is that the stupid fairies kept going the insectoid:s, kept going back to the way of Science and they can't even religion over and over again they left religion at least a big part of them left religion.

. . .

That is why the gray aliens, have spaceships it's because at one time the insectoids learned how to be a space traveling race.

. . .

In time science doomed them science made them ironically but unironically dumber and weaker science made the insectoids, . . . more stupid . . .

It made him lose their guard a lot and made them believe that actually just melted their brains the more they achieved the less they needed to achieve and they just get a higher up the mountain of life I guess you could say the less room there was to make achievements improvements and the guys Titania also known as the arch queen of all fairies also known as the Arch queen of all insectoids.

Kept trying to keep the fairies from going up the effing mountain of science she kept trying to stop the bugs from flying or climbing up the the mountain of science but she just couldn't stop them every time she attacked him it was futile The mortals would keep going back towards science over and over again leaving it was The Ultimate Way.

And then one day the gray aliens that they got dumber and dumber because of science ultimately find an alien race.

Is alien race Severely did not tolerate trespassing, the greens when they were in the vicinity of the planet on their on their mothership communicated with the leader through Telecom.

Also known as kind of like video chat.

I guess only erase must also been extremely technologically advanced.

This alien race whoever or whatever it was, really didn't like the fact that they were an unknown alien race hovering hovering over his planet and literally mocking its leadership and that's what the Grays did they told her they told the leader to kiss their ass because they believe that they were greater than him.

And the greatest kid making all these death threat to this alien planet and this Alien Planet decided they're going to literally kick the living Shit at wherever these aliens come from and destroy their Planet, basically.

That planet was Earth.

So the gray aliens had to create a hybrid and that hybrid was the human the human was the first hybrid than neanderthals and that kind of range were the first hybrids, the graves did everything they could to bring back the people but the problem is that they lost 99.99% of their people because everybody on the Earth all the Fairyland was destroyed in the flash War the surprise War should be called the flink War because no one knew is going to happen it just popped up out of nowhere and everyone died it literally busy rain plasma nukes everywhere and lasers within a span of one week everybody on the Earth was dead.

💀 🧚🏻‍♂️💀🧚🏻‍♀️💀🧚🏻‍♂️💀🧚🏻‍♀️💀

To make things even worse the grays have no ability to repropriate they don't have any eggs or sperm to use so what they use they actually told us never do this what they use they use cloning and cloning is a horrible way to reproduce your people.

Clones are horrible, absolutely horrible.

So what you need to understand, is that the great aliens the ones that made the human race and all that happened in the human race and they're trying to use humans their creation to become the hybrid of constantly showed you about but no one wants to look at that stuff because everybody thinks it's all completely BS and made up and no humans have got a really really stupid what you are I'm telling you to your face I'm telling you the truth.

The reason why I say science is blind, and because nothing bad would have happened they just never got in the science to begin with.

I mean one side you can say they're using science with all the hybrids to try to save themselves they wouldn't have to do any of this but they didn't get in the signs to begin with and they just listen to their goddess and it just literally gave into religion and didn't go on the science but they couldn't stop themselves they couldn't do it then how hard the Goddess Try'd to fought back the stupid bugs just could not stop trying to go into science.

And they basically destroyed themselves and now they're on the brink of true Extinction and even losing their Planet because of another anorex that conquer their Planet a long long time ago when after they got attacked and that was by the reptilians.

The reptilians didn't do the first way of attack they weren't the ones that made the attack they just took advantage of the situation in hand.

Full advantage, And Thay, Conquered the Earth.

And scream and lie that it was there at the beginning with.

😡 Lying, Muth'a Fyk'R's ! 😡

I don't think it was Annunaki I would mostly known about it this only erase the grades won't talk about I don't know who it is I don't know what it is but they are afraid even talk about it this must be another Psychic Alien Race.

#Fae #Insectoid #Fairy #Aloen #True Story

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: S2E8 Reaction (spoilers)

Guinan's red hair ❤️❤️❤️

SEVEN AND RAFFI AND RIOS <3 <3 <3

HOLY FUCK SEVEN AND RAFFI'S BORG CONVO

I HATE THIS SO MUCH I WAS LITERALLY COMPLAINING HOW THEY LOWKEY IGNORED SEVEN'S UN-BORG-NESS THE OTHER DAY

"You're Seven?" "And who is that exactly to you" GOODBYE. I AM JUMPING OFF A CLIFF

Seven ADAPTING JUST LIKE THAT TO THE DUDE WTF HOLY SHIT WHAT

she just blows me away time after time. and the way jeri plays her as well.

Raffi's little glance when Seven says Agnes is her sister i-

Big, red beard??? Did Agnes leave with the bus punk????

"How's that for analog?" Raffi's little "i-". goodbye. fucking kill me. i'm dead

SEVEN AND RAFFI BEING IN THE SAME PICTURE IN THE DATABASE SO TRUE <3

"I'm only human" don't sing it don't sing it don't s-

"No wonder i'm president" SO TRUE 😭✊

RAFFI'S IMMEDIATE LOOK OF ATTENTION WHEN SEVEN STARTS OPENING UP????? SEVEN NEEDING TO TAKE THE W ON THE "IM NOT BORG" ARGUMENT BUT COMING BACK TO HELP RAFFI ANYWAY???????? NO??????

Seven's voice going back to her deeper cadence when she's talking about the Borg, yes.

NO NOT SEVEN LASHING OUT ON RAFFI HOLY FUCKFUDNCND

"You manipulate" Raffi's hurt in her eyes????? oh no. oh no no no.

"Everyone has to be exactly where Raffi wants them to" I MEAN YES BUT FUCK, MY FEELINGS. YALL DOING THIS WHILE IM EATING MY RICE 😭

Raffi's "um" when she gets back to work mode with Seven???? She's been completely knocked off her - fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

oh my god. seven. as a baby.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE LYING ABOUT HER EATING CAR BATTERIES OMFG

Agnes wearing platform boots under her dress so true bestie. did she steal them off the dude???

Oh. My god. Seven being so weak she can't run to Raffi. the cinematography of agnes walking off having kicked their asses. ohhhhhhh my god. OH MY GOD???????

me: dying over seven and raffi

some kid: fOUr CaKEs.

LIKE READ THE ROOM 💀

i still love how Rios and Teresa switch languages. multilingual representation.

i swear to GOD if rios and teresa kiss before saffi—

What is it with this replicator making tummy hurting cake

THEY KISSED BEFORE SAFFI?????? IM RIOTING. BOO. BOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lol rip Q i guess

Q finds meaning in life via Picard? Qcard crumbs

God i was like "are we back to seven and raffi?" and they show me a fucking beverly hills pool

Dr Soong really needs to reinterpret his meaning of thriving lmao

Okayyy but what does Kore achieve by walking out. nothing?

God this episode has felt so long already because Saffi has just drained me. I can't have my moms fighting i have issues okay

"LET ME SEE YOUR NECK" BY GOD THESE TWO HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

"I'm almost okay" -puts hand on her arm- FUCK FUCK FICKENR

"Can we jump the battery with our tricorder" yes baby your tricorder is a samsung

WHAT. HOLY SHIT????????? ELNOR FLASHBACK

RAFFI FIXING SEVEN'S SHIP EVEN THOUGH SHE WANTS HER TO STAY??? OH MY GOD?????????????

Elnor not working in security because absolute candor? MY GOD WEREN'T WE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE DISCORD

HOW DID THE USS SAFFI PREDICT THIS WHOLE EPISODE

yeah i can see raffi being manipulative but hdjshsjsshsnsbsh i don't. fuck. i fuck. FUCK.

"I thought you wanted to follow in my footsteps"

also whew. raffi's words were my childhood. and that's on ✨ helicopter parenting ✨

Also fuck this lowkey renders my Academy graduation fic void now that we know why Elnor stayed

CAN WE STOP INTERRUPTING MOMENTS PLEASE. FUCK.

Agnes talking as Wersching as BQ? iconic. like she literally talks as if wersching was inside of her.

Picard being a monster in the dark so true, he has haunted my dreams since he let agnes be assimilated /j

Did this dude join the FBI because he met a vulcan as a kid once in the rare hopes that aliens would exist

When Picard said he was here to save the galaxy i LAUGHED. IS HE REALLY????? 🤡

omg i thought this episode was ending with the FBI agent and the enterprise theme music. this season is so weird with timing and cuts

What does Renee discover on the Europa mission? Like, dilithium?

in conclusion, i can't do this anymore. will attempt fix it fics in 5-9 business days when i have recovered.

#star trek picard #picard spoilers #seven of nine #raffi musiker #saffi #r/7 #seven x raffi #raffi/seven #seven/raffi #raffi x seven #cristobal rios #agnes jurati #jean luc picard #guinan #adam soong #rios x teresa #i guess #reaction #s2e8

[sitp-recs]

Timecode by Rasborealis

Harry/Draco (2019, Mature, 73k)

Harry Potter has been dead for two years, and Draco would laugh in the face of anyone claiming differently. Well, anyone but Hermione Granger.

“Voldemort tried to cheat death,” she said then, and it was only because of long months of purposefully done desensitization that Draco didn’t flinch. “So even if I could, even if I wanted to…if I did that to him, if I perverted everything Harry stood for because of some selfish desire to have him back, he would never, ever forgive it, or accept it. He’d kill me, and then probably himself out of principle.”

I honestly can’t remember the last time I got so immersed in a fic - to the point of getting just two hours of sleep and having to call the next morning off 💀 it’s funny, I remember thinking “oh it’s been a while since I read Healer Draco" just before Christmas and holy shit, I was NOT prepared to find an insanely engaging case fic to scratch the itch! I’m also relieved to read this fic now it’s completed because waiting for new chapters would have killed me at some point (note to self: this is why I don’t do WIPs).

If you’re like me and obsess over mind blowing plots, A+ suspense, brilliant lore and powerful Master of Death Harry, trust me this is gonna be your jam. It took me a few chapters to realize it is actually an advent fic - the mysterious plot is so intriguing, and the puzzling atmosphere so perfectly executed, I was too busy coming up with multiple theories to identify all those early Christmas references. But as the story goes on and the slow burn advances (it’s slow and so so good!) we get to see Harry and Draco indulging some cute moments of playful camaraderie and soft intimacy which just melted my heart. To be honest I wasn’t expecting a lot of pining (if any) but was immediately sold when Draco realized his crush and started longing oh so sweetly for Harry. They dance around each other earnest yet tentatively, trying to make the most of their borrowed time, and that alone made me fall in love with them both.

This has perfect balance between increasingly complex plot, soft wintery romance and some spectacular side characters (both Blaise and Hermione are INCREDIBLE, every now and then a spot on line or witty joke would get a surprised laugh out of me and take the edge off). Rasborealis is indeed a very skilled writer, who took a complicated concept and made it not only palatable with a well-paced, precise and smooth narrative, but also quite plausible within the magical world we know and love.

This is a brilliant ride, wild and compelling but also so very funny with lovely characters and charming dynamics that scream long-standing trust and friendship between them. I had so much fun theorizing then watching the puzzle pieces fall together, and by the end of chapter 24 I was sweating in anticipation, the building tension is So. Good! On a final note, I am very grateful that the author decided to finish this story despite their progressive disenchantment with HP, it made this read even more special. I can’t rec this fic enough, but please follow my advice and only get to it when you have the time to do it in one sitting 😂 thank me later!

Read on AO3

#drarry fic rec #fave

[redoqs]

Okay so this basically the same as when I asked when they go into haunted buildings but a bit more interesting: The Dimitrescu sisters going randonauticing. If you don’t know what that is this video better explains it: https://youtu.be/K0-QuDkC9tY

And here’s some of my favorite videos of people going Randonauticing: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8eohTda/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8eo2PrS/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8eorvvP/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8eohjUj/

I feel like this would be funny because the sisters going to think it’s bullshit until they come across some of the locations. Also reader is the driver because they can’t drive

Cassandra: “Come on we’re going in this abandoned mall to find a back room.”

Me: We?

Bro this challenge is not for black people💀

Okay so all of the sisters thinks this is bullshit. You think it’s dumb as fuck because why would you go to some random ass place just because an app told you too? The girls want to go so bad just to see if it’s real and it takes them months to convince you because who do you look like? But they manage to do so if this was real life my ass would never

“Fine! If y’all wanna die be my guest but I’m driving”

They cheer and each of them pull up their apps (you’re mad as fuck for teaching them about cell phones, even more mad that you helped the download apps) and Bela’s up first. Her thing takes yall to an abandoned factory. The drive there too HOURRSSSSSS and it’s nearly dark now. Bela is excited and the moment you stop the car some distance from the factory, the girls are all shook because holy shit!?!? It was for real!!!!!! Bela’s looking at you all happy, her fangs extending

“Can we go inside????!!!!”

You:

You’re able to convince Bela and the other two that you will TAKE them to the locations, not go inside. They’re disappointed but they understand (no they don’t)

Next up is Cass. Her junk takes her to this old ass house, I’m talking dilapidated everything, you even blow on that bitch and it’ll get thanos dusted. She’s all happy that her location was real and tries to convince you yet again to go inside

“Y/N!!!! Please?! Just five minutes!!!!”

You:

“No! We’re not going in there!!!”

“Why not? Are you scared?”

You:

You’re not going in there and if she tries she can walk her ass home. She rolls her eyes and gets back in the car to take them to Dani’s location. You’re pissed when you roll up to an abandoned hospital like bruh why these apps taking you to the spooky shit???? It’s like it wasn’t you to die. Dani is too excited and really wants to explore.

“Cmon! I did some research on this place! Don’t you want to learn about the kids who died here!?”

You:

Dani is gonna try and seduce you to convince you to let her explore and you’re not budging so now she’s pouting in the car, taking all of the girls home. They’re upset they aint get to explore and they’re making comments about it

“Y/N’s scared of ghosts”

“You know we would protect you.”

“We werent even gonna be long”

“I will crash this fucking car, don’t play with me.”

They all realize that you truly were frightened and apologize for making you go to those places. They make it up to you in various ways

#I loved this one so much #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil village

[yeluki]

why did all of my works blow up so fast holy shit

are y'all that starved for my content :'D?? if so i can feed y'all more 💀

#msuri ☆ basic shit

[cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness]

💀 Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines Starters 💀

“Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eye socket, I know I’m building a better future.”

“Where’s the fun without complications?”

“The moon is a mysterious mistress, who walks the night with demons of dread.”

“A cross? Pfft… Stick it up their asses!”

“You’re a big bad vampire. Hey, great, congrats. Now keep it to yourself.”

“Scoop out their eyes and replace them with cherry bombs?”

“Death’s shadow will fall on you if you look deeper into its eyes.”

“Spaghetti and corpses, boss.”

“I’m only as long as my libido.”

“Weapons never solved any problems. I’ll take twelve.”

“No, no more questions! Everytime I talk to you I just wanna smack you! It’s like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down with a sledge hammer!”

“You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?”

“I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I’m the name on all the men’s room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who… is… that?”

“Police don’t have any suspects at this time, but they’re pretty sure that it was you.”

“What all suede kittens do… on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me… and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies.”

“Call me old fashioned, but I don’t believe in talking about that stuff in front of a woman.” “Call me old fashioned, but I believe a knee to the balls tends to make a guy talk.”

“I’m a mighty thesaurus! Rawr!”

“Real terror is not the sight of death, it is the fear of death. What is the fear of death? Terror of the unknown. Is it these eyes you peer into? No, I am not the unknown. You an I are closer kin than you and it were.”

“What a scene, man! Hoo-wee! Then they just plop ya out here like a naked baby in the woods!”

“I will invade this orifice.”

“Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert.”

“True power lies not in wealth but in the things it affords you.”

“I suddenly have the desire to walk down that dark and foreboding alley over there! …Care to join me?”

“Come here, I wanna whisper something in your ear - FUCK OFF!”

“Oh man, we’re poppin’ a cherry here! Ha ha ha! Ah, you’re gonna love this! Alright, check it out. Blood: it’s your new rack o’ lamb, your new champagne - blood’s your new fuckin’ heroin, kid.”

“Keep your friends close and your enemies in a barbecue pit.”

“Those of you sitting in the first few rows will get wet.”

“Put your ear to it - I’ll shake it and you tell me what you think’s inside.”

“Close your mouth, chew on the resentment, and open your ears.”

“Are you undressing me with your eyes? Got a picture in your head? Good, that’s as close as you’re ever gonna come to seeing me naked.”

“Goddamn, why the hell does everyone tell me all this useless shit.”

“You’ve just made a powerful enemy, sign!”

“You made me feel that the world was not nearly as dark and desperate.”

“Normally I would ask you things like do you blow bubbles, and what’s your favorite color, but I’ve learned since then that it’s rude, so hi, how are you?“

"Do you rage against the machine?”

“Give you a massive chest wound? My pleasure!”

“Try the free arsenic…”

“Wow… bet you’re glad that thing didn’t have tentacles, huh?”

“And no killing.” “What, none?” “None.”

“All are blind whose eyes are closed.”

“And you worked all that out by sniffing around?” “Actually, there were two hunters on the roof of the building opposite the hotel who were positively delighted to tell me everything they knew– provided I stop dangling them headfirst over the side.”

“Ah yes, holy vampire hunters. ‘STAKIN’ FER JESUS!’”

“I’m hungry, let’s order a pizza.” “Order a pizza, ORDER A PIZZA? Where they gonna deliver it, numbnuts? Thirteen abandoned warehouse full of kill on sight hot heads way?”

“Even if my pants were on fire, I would NOT take them off in front of you.”

“You’re just telling me what I want to hear. Don’t stop.”

“It’s not that I don’t love walking into the heart of danger to curry favor with the local magistrate of the hour, but… actually, that’s exactly it.”

I can tell you and I are going to get along just like fire hoses. When we get turned on, there’s bound to be flames!

“’TNT’ and ‘key’ have the same amount of letters.”

“I’m bleedin’ all over the carpet, and I can’t even understand what the hell you’re saying.”

“Hey, these pages are all stuck together!” “Oh, um, I don’t know how that happened…”

#vampire the masquerade bloodlines #vampire the masquerade #vtmb #starters #rp starters #prompts #prompt starters #sentence starters #prompt meme #starters meme #ask meme #rp prompts

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

Yard work is a woman's religion !

. . . . .

If you don't understand or agree you haven't been with woman long enough !

There's a reason why they whip and beaten chain men to force them to do unlimited extreme yard work in the hot day that doesn't need to exist and why women love to be eco-terrorist !

It's their Fucking Religion !

And all backed up with narcissism selfishness apathy for nature !

Long story short women love to force men to do really stupid Fycking Shit day in and day out and the cream on the Phukc'n cake is that they love to force you do unlimited yard work there is no peace with a woman there's only pain suffrage and enslavement and Eventually death !

💀

I hate yard work and I need to be a legalized I hate mowing the f****** lawn !

I don't care the f****** grass gets so high the clouds are flowing through it I don't care but apparently women love to force men to do unlimited yard work and a lot of nut jobs that like doing it too it was up to me I'd make it illegal anyone that had an arguing why I should be why I should not be illegal I send him to jail the rest of life I don't care how God damn evil I sound 😡

I really hate my goddamn f****** planet I swear I hate my home I hate my holy home the earth I hate this goddamn place I hope the grades fail the agenda and they go to plan b and plan b and they actually said these words and I quote from the Mantis's

Mantis : IF WE DON'T GET OUR ! HOME BACK ! WE'LL!!! BLOW THE WORLD ! UP !!!!!

End Quote

That was 30 years ago and and the mantises said that the end of agenda runs out at 2023 going into 2024

So think of 30 years after the year of 1991

And at that point there were 32 years left

Yeah that's not a lot of time left to be quite honest . . .

I don't care if you think I'm a nut Job I'm just telling you my experiences I don't make this Shit up I'm honest you think I'm a crazy person okay get Fuck get off my goddamn blog and go go fuck around somewhere else I don't want you around my blog in the first having place the rest you guys I just thought I'd tell the truth I'm waiting I'm watching you can check out alien topic if you want see if I post it there or I'll make a new post here about how fairies work and my experiences with them when we were actually a people at one time

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