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breadandblankets · 4 months

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when duke got kidnapped for the first time, he told his kidnappers, nearly in tears: "Thank you, this is so fucking cool, really making dreams come true."

#duke thomas #look into my eyes #duke got shot and was like :DDD this is amazing #and THEN he had the audacity to be like “i have Got to get crazier”#then dax blows a wall in so that he and riko can grab dukes ass #duke was never in any danger he was out of his binds ages ago #he was too busy telling his would be kidnappers about local social services and programs that they could take advantage of #and he missed Serious Signal Duties #so anyway duke does not have a sane reaction to most situations is the lesson here #batfam #bread talk

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skywarpshydroflask · 1 month

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having hightide spend his entire intro episode trying to come up with new slurs to call blades was certainly a choice but I'll admit it was a strong start for the character

#me text #rescue bots #SORRYYYY BUT WHY WAS HE SO MEAN TO HIM IN PARTICULAR........#MY HEART WAS BREAKING THE ENTIRE EP. & BLADES GOT NO JUSTICE #EVERYOBE IS SO MEAN TO HERRRRR. AND FOR WHAT #for being so cute and special and amazing and so so brave? for being perfect in every way??? like #if i were optimus i wouldve sent hightides salty ass right back into space hearing the stuff he said. id kill him #SORRYY. im calm im calm -_-

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jinx-on-mars-19xx · 2 months

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#this is amazing #i got so distracted by his... co-oking tho #i mean its right there while hes slapping his meat and talking about ass and juices and genitals 🤭#yungblud #dominic harrison #dom harrison #black hearts club #bhc #doms tik tok #yungblud tik tok

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voidaxolotl · 2 months

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Thinking about the fnaf movie and how whimsical Matthew Lillard made beating Mikes ass look 🥰🥰🥰

#matthew lillard #fnaf movie #springtrap #whimsical motherfucker #i could go on #talk about how it correlates to how he got them kiddos #or him having to be an entertainer at fazbears #or just Matthew Lillard as an amazing actor #love that scene #but specifically where Mike gets his ass beat #springtraps kick is so full of whimsy #he just kicks that man in the face and skips out of frame #bashes a mans face in with his foot and does a fuckin twirl like a high dancer

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riderkaitlyn5 · 1 year

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North: You bought a taco?

York: Yes

North: From the same truck that hit Wash?!

York, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him

#like hell York was gonna pass up the opportunity to get an authentic taco #the stuff that Florida makes is nowhere NEAR a taco #it's a sin to cooking #despite North's grumblings and protests he helped York gather taco stuff and toppings #if they could they would've taken the whole truck but Niner would vedo that shit cause who wants their plane to smell like rundown Mexico #i feel like most people but not her #so they settled for wrapping up ingredients and shoving it in a duffle bag #and they just left Wash there lying on the ground #what? they're not medics and they probably would've made it worse if they tried to help #you can bet your ass it was taco night in the medlab that night #and every other night for a week #South being the amazing person that she is hid a taco in the vents in the Director’s office #it smells like a taco in there for AGES #then it got moldy #South was pissed he didn't get a disease from it or something but happy that she broke his sense of smell for a while :)#that was enough to get Wash to stop being mad at York for being more concerned with a taco than him lol #agent york #agent north dakota #rvb #red vs blue #inccorect quotes

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dailykugisaki · 25 days

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Day 189 | id in alt

She does not want to see your grilled chicken audaciously seasoned with JUST grated ginger.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #its part of her daily routine. she gets up. looks pretty and then Fushiguro has to show her the most disgusting thing he made himself #it ALWAYS includes ginger and its disgusting to her #she hates his skinny ass she hates him so bad stop showing her your white boy food shes tired #anyway i know for a fact Kugisaki stole that shirt from maki who got it for absolutely no reason but just to have it #i feel like impulse just shits itself sometimes with any sorcerer #Kugisaki makes wonderful amazing food. only for herself. absolutely nobody else #i lied. its not Maki's shirt she got it randomly bc she thought it was funny to her blood dehydrated brain

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srams-shadow · 4 months

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Spoilers for episode 7&8!!

Sweet baby Jesus thank fucking god UGH 🍎❤️‍🩹

#lucifer my badass daddy I love you #he kicked serious ass and I LOVED IT #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #we got to see him demon up a bit which was fucking amazing

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eemoo1o · 4 months

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I “love” how in the aftermath of the pilot we were led to believe that Valentino was controlling and abusive (the Addict MV basically proved this), even calculated, and yet in the first minute of him actually being on screen he’s actually portrayed as whiny, thoughtless and petulant, to the point where he has to have Vox (who, by the way, was stated by Vivzie herself to have had several of his screens smashed by him) tell him what to do and actually be the one to act dominant and suggestively abusive towards him, and then be subdued by Vox lighting his goddamn cigarette.

Who the fuck even is this character anymore?

#hazbin hotel #he acts more like a petty child than a controlling abuser/pimp. honestly helluva boss should have been a premonition for how this show too #is going down the shitter. valentino’s been given the stella treatment and it sucks ass. indie projects going corporate always will suck ass #keith david should never have been cast as husk it doesn’t go well with the ‘rick sanchez’ voice ref (not completely abiding by being how #mick got the role to begin with) and instead have been cast as val. keith would have made an amazing val.#more people need to realise how the quality of hh and hb has dropped instead of praising it just for being ‘independent animation’.#please just take the indie blinders off for a minute and just think critically for a moment.

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musubiki · 5 months

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Has there ever been a time when mochi was so powerful and scary during a fight the team was scared of her?

YEAH!!!! maybe not "scared" like terrified they would kill her, but right after she comes back post-timeskip (actually it was the episode they go get lime back) she does an UNREAL show of power kind of spell, and doesnt break a sweat. no physical effects from the spells toll or anything. just goes about like nothing.

and they all have a short moment of reflecting and recall when mochi was still learning, she could barely fight taffy without her nose bleeding and passing out, and now she can wipe out 4 forrest giants in the blink of an eye. and lime especially is like oh boy. she uhh she got even stronger huh...

#lime spending the last three years actually getting pretty good and gets humbled by mochi again instantly #he took down 2-3 forrest giants on his own and mochi is like wow thats amazing!!!! ive only ever heard of 5 m34th agents taking down one!!#and lime looks off in the distance and goes (i have a long way to go still appearently)#limes toxic trait: comparing himself to the actual cat witch #i havent posted in so long....#i just got back from winter break in hawaii and now im back in cold ass weather #i wish i drew more over break :')

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rotisseries · 6 months

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