but omg i really think there's something to be said about john making alecto look like a goddamn barbie and making her from his rib and quite possibly naming her "annabel lee" and bestowing half the trauma of the human race on her without her input. in most mythologies this would be his wife but lol she's a lesbian and also she's mad as hell for what you've done
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real
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at the funeral my 85 year old great-aunt asked to see a photo of my cat, and so I said “sure” and showed her this, and she just said “oh”, visibly struggled to follow that up with anything, and then walked away.
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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cat girl save me.. cat girl.... save me cat girl (she would not)
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California girls we're unaccountable
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