i love thunderstorms but i hate fireworks?
hm, how ironic…
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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.
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i want to be older but also i don’t i’m terrified to be an adult
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might be an asshole but doesn’t excuse the fact that I’m a big fat loser on the inside who just wants to be noticed and loved 🤭
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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
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so. roommate’s cat likes being on top of the fridge. and usually he goes floor>counter>fridge, but sometimes he will attempt the floor>fridge shortcut. but he misses and this happens
there’s a cork board that somehow supports his weight until one of us scoops him (or he falls)
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i keep going to say smth then not bc i don’t want to say my age and like idk why any other app i have it there, it’s not like i’m a child anymore or smth 💀
anyways being an adult in like a year in terrifying i do not want that
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