My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Linked Universe" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
Me, 5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw a huge black lizard make a portal through space and time
My buddy Hylia pacing: I think the heroes are trying to unionize
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nemona feels like an obscure blorbo instead of the main rival character from the latest pokemon game because to get to her really good content from people who really get it, you first have to wade through the ocean of yandere pervert obsessive stalker annoying punchable bimbo amazon goddess interpretations of...
... a neurodivergent and possibly disabled high schooler who's desperately trying to make any friends or get any support from her rich neglectful family - while everyone in her school is jealous of their own imagined version of a privileged asshole version of her they made up - who deeply and platonically loves and supports the one new kid who agreed to take the time to get to know and respect her and her special interest without having to hold back her true self
unlike her, it's not great!
kinda feels like she has the same problem in our world that she does in hers.
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I am sorry but this bitch is Izzy Hands of Mozart, l'opéra rock
I mean he even has his Black Beard
and, classic izzy signature
his own "daddy oooh daddy" moment
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hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.
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Cincinnati mention at the top of the first ep babbbyyyy!!! Let's gooooo!!!! Skyline Chili in Elmville when??
I think Kristen would enjoy our fast food spaghetti with chili :) and cheese coneys :)
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1. An atheist may not injure a Christian baby or, through inaction, allow a Christian baby to come to harm.
2. An atheist must obey orders given to it by Christian babies, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. An atheist must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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I am so fucking tired of the "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy" meme now that I know about its full origin
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shout out to all my friends and mutuals and followers who interact with me and put kind notes in the tags and drop by my inbox and send me messages. you guys are so so appreciated and my heart is full. thank you for existing thank you for putting love in the world. it is seen it is known
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Sometimes when I'm doubting I imagine lines from Byler season 5 being made into TikTok sounds to normalize it in my mind. Best one I've come up with is definitely recently I imagined a line from Mike talking about or confessing to Will being turned into one of those really cute trends where you just put a bunch of pictures of your partner.
I want people who haven't watched Stranger Things to learn about through the love confession sound on tiktok of Mike talking about Will. Fuck it. I want period drama level shit. I want Amy and Laurie 2019. I want-
I'm ready for it it's gonna happen I believe.
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