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lifeofserenity · 2 years

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#i like my coffee how i like my men #extra sweet #coffee

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starrynightsxo · 8 days

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"take it like a good girl"

take yourself and get GONE, girl. thank you and goodnight.

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soldier-poet-king · 4 months

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Suddenly hysterical (in a bad way????) Okay???

#solution to hysteria is always shower. always #i already made dinner so ill eat after #and maybe itll be ok..??#is this bc i had a caramel macchiato this afternoon #i never buy fancy sugary coffee #its like. a rare treat for me #i usually just go for americano or flat white. im v boring ik #BUT I SAID. oh no a trear #but that was like FOUR HOURS AGO #why am i AHHHHHH now #(this week this week this week is sm im going back to my parents house. ew. might be finding out abt that job #my boss comes back from vacation. its just alot all at once and i rlly just wanna nap #AND i didnt end up going thrift shopping today bc i got sad again and embroidered for like 4 hrs instead #what i really want is to go to the el cheapo thrift shop that isnt bougie but like dirt cheap like a proper secondhand store #i cannot get there by transit its technically in mississauaga #so i would need to borrow my mother's car #which means she would want to come #which means i cannot shop in the men's section for fun patterned button downs #BLEGH BLEGH BLEGHHHHHHHH #do u undersrand how much i want fun patterned button downs and also an old man blazer #NOTHING IN THE WOMENS FITS MY SHOULDERS PROPERLY OK #the duality of fran #if i could wear mens pants with my hips i WOULD

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taylortruther · 27 days

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We need to know what our gender role truther thinks about 50/50 split in dating now since it is going around

we split meals 50-50 (as in, we take turns paying for meals in full.) when talking about m/f relationships, i do not think the split in the first few dates is a great predictor of anything. like, a man could pay 100% because he feels it's the least he could do. or maybe because he knows women judge men harshly and he wants a date. maybe he does it because he feels you'll owe him sex. maybe he just thinks it's the "rule" and has no thoughts beyond that. perhaps he makes $500k a year so he paid for your coffee but he's a cheapskate and that's why he decided coffee not a whole-ass meal and he'll force you to go 50-50 on rent when you move in together. WHO KNOWS?

and like, i do think you should date for the relationship you want. so if you enjoy a little traditional gender roles in your relationship, maybe this matters to you a lot. if you expect a man to be generous with his wallet, then yeah, don't date the guy who goes dutch lmao (just know the guy who thinks that's his job probably has other antiquated ideas.)

if you desire egalitarianism then it is more complicated and not one size fits all.

#like my bf's and my relationship is extremely balanced but i paid more attention to other things #like... how he reacts to my body hair (doesn't care) and how he has interacted with men who were being sexist #or how he cares about my pleasure more than his own during sex and tidies up after himself when he's at my house #he assumes i am capable and just as knowledgeable as he is about everything even things he is an expert in #i care more about that than the fact that he 'let' me pay for my own coffee on our first date

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jula483 · 5 months

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heads up! the video tomorrow comes out later than usual!

#rhett and link #link in black #link with a beard #instagram story #very interesting #first time they actually doing something like that #they will be watching with us and interacting in the chat #i don't know how they expect me to pay attention to both video and the chat tho #lmao #it's gonna be chaotic #also this insta story #CUTE #link being cozy with the coffee #but that hood up feels sus to me for some reason #they're not the kind of entertainers eho tease about new hair or things like that so I bet its nothing #but i still don't trust those men #lol #my post

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spelanceinplacesheshouldntbe · 7 months

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spe!lance should not be in my coffee!

#elite four lance #pokémon special #spe!lance #lance in places he shouldn’t be #original post #pokespe #admin talk #sorry lance i like my men how i like my coffee ; the exact same skin tone as me #you aren’t the only person with the powers to queue!

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andrew-dramaqueen-minyard · 1 year

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as much as I hate to admit it, Andrew Minyard is a energy drink gay and not a coffee gay. He hates coffee until his late 30s and even then only when it’s cold and he can have a hot coffee with 5 sugars on a Sunday morning.

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 6 months

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Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

#exjw #ex cult #I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer #Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one #There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult #I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative.#At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them #only adult men; not women #I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards #I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand #so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor #So I tested my hypothesis and it worked.#My goal was to get him to spill the coffee #I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb)#I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals #So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still #He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in #This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time #But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people #if only for a second #I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do #But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases #Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause #But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it #or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing #The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great #Love it

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simelune · 1 year

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just a lil rant in the tags abt life stuff teehee

#nonsims #personal #idk how to feel about this one particular person that my friends are friends with #ive made it very clear that im not a person that likes to hang out in public or even be 1 on 1 with a majority of the peoplem #people* i call my closest friends... it's just smth i dont love + i am very wary of men in general #but he came into our vc and was like 'im so sad' and we all said why #he goes 'bc i just realized ive never hung out w mera in person'#my 2 friends in the vc w me were like 'yeah mera doesnt like doing that'#but he kept bein like 'i knowwwww it just makes me sad... we could go sit at a coffee shop and bring ava (a friend of mine)'#ava atp was like 'stop pushing it' which <3 thank u #but it just kinda feels like :| bc this guy clearly doesnt respect my wishes + he kind of overwhelms me #but i also HATE confrontation and ive gotten a lot better w it but OOG #anyway. lots of tags sorry :(#if u read this thank u....

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dykefaggotry · 1 year

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it shocks me every time some white person uses the term savage for native ppl in 2023 like my brother in christ do you think it's 1850? get a grip

#overheard an INCREDIBLE convo between some old men today #they were complaining abt trans ppl and talking abt how if white ppl weren't here #it'd be a bunch of savages #and my tranny navajo ass was standing there like 🧍#I infected their coffee w my germs sorry #but one of them did tip me $5 so reparations I guess

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