#I still absolutely suck at it tho lmao

[quimiri]

teamfortes :)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 saxton hale #and a pile of garbage to fill space :) #my art #these freaks are so shaped #they were very fun to draw had a good time #very silly game started playing it again for a bit #I still absolutely suck at it tho lmao

[the-shy-artisan]

santa monica studios remaster and rerelease the greek saga challenge.

#paige chatter #God of War #they're all due for a remaster; we haven't had them ported to a new console since ps3 #and sony's streaming service sucks absolute ass #if all these other studios can do it for their games; sms should be able to as well #do you know how many people would buy them? myself included even tho i have them all on ps3? #GIVE IT TO MEEEE #i wanna see people get whiplash from the change in tone lmaooo #granted gow18 was my intro to the series; but i went back and played a l l of them afterwards #the old gow games still need more love; yes even ascension #there's nothing wrong with that game and i will die on this hill #okay; enough tag rambling from me lmao

[findafight]

Saw an earnest yet completely inaccurate or misinformed take and it's like okay fine fine just ignore that even tho they're out to lunch on what happened in that scene no need to comment keep it to yourself. Or at least your own post's tags

#as tho being fifteen and asking your friends to ask a favour for you is a personal slight #or that the bb game was planned weeks in advance when im pretty sure they said they found out the night bfor bc they won that game #at most it would have a week notice #that that was the schedule. and hlfre was a weekly club. not an event. a weekly activity #so like ya i gues ls could have asked for the reschedule but it was already clear eddie held no love for jocks so why would he think eddie #would do that for him? mike and dustin had better chances considering Dustin's closeness to eddie. #also playing a major session let alone a finale without one of your players sucks bc you play to have fun with friends #literally like. eddie is 19/20. lucas is 15. and already an outsider in hlfre as demod by the distain for 'jocks' #this aint all on him #and acting like lucas feeling like ddie doesnt like him is irrational is just. idk. insulting #i was trying to be vague and then wasnt lmao #basically if i were lucas i would have absolutely asked mynfriend who was club leaders fave to ask to reschedule dnd bc #i wasnt expecting our team to get to the finals but still wanted to play the FINALE SESSION #i get the other members would have been bummed but like. 'we cant reschedule bc this guy graduates in three months and-' #'mike is gone for a week' comes off very 'you picked your side and i dont like it so now deal with it' to me #but the other members would just have a night off. it was already clear for hlfre. because it was hlfre night. #so itd be disappointing for them and maybe frustrating having to wait two weeks but. #idk id rather wait two weeks than have a missing party member. or a REPLACEMENT??? for the FINALE #like whatever you can think eddie was right for not rescheduling but it wouldn't have been the end of the world #tbh no wonder lucas didnt sit with all of them. i dont blame him at all #sorry for the tag rant its just. cannot believe folls think its lucas' fault. #also where is the teacher advisor for this club. why were they not making this decision. #also what if some of the other hlfr members wanted to go to the game? #they set up an interesting parallel of eddie ALSO being stuck in his veiw of the world and how one should act but did nothing with it #idk if i should tag this st or not for my own benefit or jsut. let it sit #finda's rambles #finda writes stuff #there. ill be able to find it maybe #idk feel free to reply to this post #i just got worked up into a protective rage on Lucas' behalf

[desperatepleasures]

thinking of finally looking into what getting an adhd diagnosis would entail. but I'm scared about it. and also angry about it so. lots to process there

#like i honestly think my untreated adhd was something that put a strain on my last relationship #tho like. even if I'd gotten my shit together it would not have undone all the damage we did to each other over the years #and like it still fucking sucked the way he took my forgetfulness personally #and he acknowledged that was from his own trauma and stuff. but it still hurt. well i was hurting him too #we were always doomed huh lmao #like in hindsight of course i pulled away from him. bc he was just constantly upset at me #and like i fucking sucked as a partner if I'm honest. but also there was no way for me to succeed!!! #like i deserved so much better than someone who constantly resented me and gave me absolutely zero physical affection of any kind #it's fucked up that i didn't see the breakup coming lol #like i really am that oblivious. i thought it was just gonna get better. i thought i was gonna marry him literally up until the breakup #and you know what. he said i deserved better and he was fuckin right #i was really out there sunk cost fallacy-ing for the last ??? years huh #to delete later maybe

[humanveil]

when the Been Awake Too Long depression hits

#it’s whatever i pulled my blankets into the lounge room and put s11 of svu on cause it’s my comfort series lmao #i know that’s weird but. whatever #i think the season i love 11 so much is bc it’s balls to the walls batshit but also there are so many good eps #like in ep one elliot gets doused in gasoline and still tells liv to get behind him even tho the guy is holding a lighter #ep two he goes undercover as a sugar daddy and absolutely sucks at it #ep three he does that three day stint in solitary and looks cute w the stubble afterwards #ep 4 we get good sonya content + liv mummy issues + ‘spare me the mutual stroke fest’ #ep 5 elliot goes full dad mode #ep 6 is spooked. that’s self explanatory. #ep 7 is good cause i like haung #ep 8 is turmoil. also self explanatory. #ep 9 is perverted. also self explanatory cause it’s one of the best episodes in existence of anything ever. #anyway I’m not reciting the whole season but. it’s such a good season #it’s like the star of eo entering their old married couple phase + it’s from the era where l&o didn’t take itself so seriously lmao

[anotherpapercut]

It’s literally amazing that you almost never practice what you preach. Like I only know of you through people but you’re just..a complete hypocrite lmao.

so I turned off anon fucking foreeever ago when I was getting rape threats and now when people want to send me anonymous messages they have to go through the trouble of making a whole ass new blog or, if they've already been blocked, a whole ass account. when it's that, which I think it often is based on the similarity of the messages, I always wonder, did these people use a 2nd email that they have for such occasions? or did they have to make a new email as well? because akdnksnejdb that would be like extra pathetic

either way it's just literally impossible to be bothered by anything y'all say when you're like so obsessed with me (or just the idea of me as a person for you to blame whatever you want on) that you took the time out of your one and only life on earth to do this instead of idk spending time with someone you love? just cause..... idk you're clearly scared of something lol. it's just so funny but also sad? uhhhhh please get help lmfao

#also i love this message because calling someone a hypocrite is like calling them pretentious #everyone is a hypocrite like pretty often and everyone is pretenious sometimes lol #and I'm literally 23 and autistic and still very much learning the right way to interact with people so like.... yeah lol im a hypocrite? #you got me‚ i display common flaws the most people display at various points in their lifetime‚ especially when theyre young and learning! #im so hurt! #my absolute fav part of this message tho 'i only know of you from people' LMFAOOOOOOO #imagine making a new blog to send a hate message on TUMBLR to someone youve only HEARD OF through people JSHDHDBSJSJRJSBBSJDH #and the use of the word know here is interesting because like do you mean you have friends who find my blog annoying #and think i suck and theyve told you about it #because thats not knowing me at all in anyway thats not even knowing of me lmao thats hearing about a version of me second hand lmfao #or do you know people who know me irl who dont like me because they also likely dont actually know me as a person #bc they cant get past my various real flaws (which is cool! maybe i cant get past theirs either lol. sometimes you just dont like people) #so i also dont care about their opinion or yours lol #im fully aware of the mistakes i make #its called being a young adult and trying to work on becoming a generally kinder and better person :/ #and actually it goes past young adulthood :/ #im guessing youre like 14 so im gonna let you know now that you grow up for your entire life until you die #you dont stop growing up at 18 #well you can lmao but thats how Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan happened lmfaoooo #so uhhh for the worlds sake and ur own please dont stop lol #anyway orion out ✌️

[koishua]

everyone praising kyujin’s dancing after seeing that choreo gives me so much serotonin

#tp #you thought o.o and tank were wild?? try dice lol #everyone slays. vocals off the chart. song sucks as always but they still slay #miso kyujin jinni pop off during the dance break #haewon my absolute beloved ughhhh #I love her so so so so so much I can’t even express how much #sad she didn’t get much spotlight but she devoured #ate. #slurped it all up #kyujin’s era fr tho btw she is nuts #okay im being kinda unfair tbh i would love the song if they just mixed it better lmao #like i can’t hear their voices through the blaring brass

[cinnabeat]

reserving judgement on emus new song until the full version comes out

#its feels like a lot of buildup and then it went no where lmao #idk if its cuz of how it was cut or what but im gonna wait until the full version is out #it doesnt suck but it doesnt feel like a song either? #feels like a fucking musical? which is the point but like the ending song of a musical where the whole ensemble is there #thats what it feels like #an ending? #i would say its the opening song of a musical except like i said its a lot of buildup that goes absolutely nowhere #nd idk how it corresponds to the event aince i still dont know whats up with that #very cute tho #strong emu vibes #michi tag

[lovedlovingly]

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#its been yearsssssssss #it just sucks that its a trauma trigger for me so badly #i wish i could join all the 'bisexuals aren't immune to men with long hair' but like... lol #its insane how disgusted i STILL get even just HEARING it b/c my abuser had long hair and used it constantly in ugly ways to annoy me #i always wanna scream 'not white blonde men tho! they only know 3in1' #like u have to SEARCH the world for worse hair quality #men of color w/ long hair? go on #but all i can remember is my abuser whenever its mentioned and its insane how strong a trauma trigger like that can still be #how do u even trigger tag that? lmao???? #it just absolutely SUCKS having the full blown panic shit internally go on every time i just see it mentioned #and this is the first time i even 'speak' about it and its been y e a r s #it feels like im not allowed to but oh my god i wanna murder any white blonde man in disgust when they have long hair #white blond men should all be bald as a service to the community they havent earned the right of hair

[interstellarbookofflowers]

happy points that might not sound really happy but for the first time in months i can say im going somewhere

i had good lunch today! dinner doesnt seem feasible tonight tho rip

our cat is very cute she let me pet her tummy

amidst sadness and yearning i reached some sort of a conclusion abt my previous relationship. im moving forward (more detail in the tags)

#mine #happy points #so. i was really hurt but what didnt really register was that i also was an ass #like i knew it objectively and i also apologized for it - albeit now im all like my apology was not enough in the slightest #but now it just clicked and. yk. i dont rlly need to understand what happened anymore #i dont think i ever will as a matter of fact. and im okay with that #we were stupid to each other and it sucks but it is what it is #dont misunderstand tho - i love him to death and i always will. thats not changing ever (im autistic lmao i cant just uninstall feelings) #i will still be sad and i will still cry abt it. but i can go on #i can live. and he can live and i can be happy for him. and for his potential relationships #me being selfishly sad and also happy that hes okay and content can coexist #so yea. #i think ill give myself some more time and then ill try reaching out. i miss talking to the silly chicken boy #i initiated the nc - and i obviously am counting on the fact he might not wanna talk to me cuz yea absolutely understandable #but yea. im moving forward. im sad but also hopeful in a sense

[luxflora]

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#myposts #personal log #im considering telling my coworker that id suck his dick. or something #this is my work husband #idk if hed be down for it or not. he's older than me but like... he seems like. sheltered? idk how he feels about casual sex #also. i would suck his dick. but i would absolutely not get into a relationship with him lmao #i like him on a casual level - he's entertaining at work & everything - but i could NOT handle a serious relationship with this guy #it would make me insane. i do not trust him #i trust him at work mostly. but he's almost certainly quite straight. and he can be... unpredictable #however he gave me a nickname at one point after i had gotten my hair cut short that was a semi-masculine version of my name #which i had considered using if i were to socially transition and still like #idk. highly unlikely that i would actually proposition him. not impossible tho

[cursedzucchini]

You know what? Fuck it

DC x DP prompt #3

I think at least lmao.

Anyway! Jason starts making videos on YouTube for one reason or another (is really stressed, no one listens to his rants Abt books who cares). His content is mostly bad books he read or really really really long rants Abt pride and prejudice. Like 3 hours on one tiny detail he noticed on his 214th read through.

He's kinda popular, mostly bc his terrible books videos. He talks Abt the ones that made him the most mad, which coincidentally are mostly romance and supernatural. Like he's one of the well known figures in the supernatural romance critique group (whcih is pretty small, but well). (Also he doesn't show his face on camera, bc secret identity and stuff, it's just his voice over a video of something mundane, like the sky or a room in which is a fly or something)

And now this can go two ways, that i can think of (w dead on main in mind at least)

1) one day Jason finds a book which is supernatural romance and is actually good. It has a kidna cliche system for the supernatural stuff, but with a refreshing twist. The characters have depts and flaws, yet are still very likable. The plot is actually interesting and overall the story's theme is death, not belonging anywhere and overall stuff that is very close to Jason's heart. The story doesn't shy away from violence and it is suprisingly accurate.

(I'm.gonna reblog this w pretty long idea of what this book could be Abt, bc i don't wanna annoy ppl lol)

Anyway Jason kinda falls in love w it, and it becomes famous for being the first novel Jason rated positively or something.

Meanwhile Danny, who was told by jazz writing is good way to get his feeling out, and just wanted to make a quick buck, is really fucking confused how tf did his book become so popular and who tf is this nerd who rates books for a living.

(basically big fan Jason and suspicious/awkward Danny lmao)

2) there is a famous series on Jason profile. It's the worst fucking series he ever read and it's just fucking awful. All the characters are fucking terrible, always going on and on about one thing, the romance sucks in a way that isnt even funny. Jason would love to believe some wrote this as a joke, if it wasn't for the absolute cringefest this was, and it wasn't a whole ass series!! Like who writes 12 books for a joke?

Danny ducking Fenton that's who. Dude was so ducking annoyed at his rogues, he threatened them w writing a terrible romance novels abt them. The ghosts, knowing his terrible grade in literature backed off for a moment, before someone crossed the line. And write Danny did. It was the worst thing he had ever written, the love interest was perfect caricature yet still faithfully go the original. And Danny, because fuck them he lost sommuch sleep over that one prank, decided to publish it. (The book was pretty thin so it didn't take that much time writing it). Unfortunately it became immensely popular in the infinite realm. So the ghosts started crossing lines on purpose. Before Danny figured it out, he had already published his fifth book and was writing another three. After some bargaining, getting a book written Abt them as a piece of shit love interest became a reward.

And while yeah, he had to say his writing was terrible and the books sucked, some small part of him was kinda proud y'know? Like a mother of her twelve ugly as fuck toddlers.

So when he saw some nerd on the internet not only shit talk his book, but also get money of it?

Danny decided to haunt him (just like his books did him, now that everyone knew Abt them thanks to this guy)

(enemies (sorta it's not that serious tho) to lovers ala terrible writer Danny who hates his books and kinda famous YouTuber hasn't who also hates Danny's books)

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Fuck this is way too long wtf. Anyway imma reblog this w 1) book idea. Might add whatever i think the twelve books could be Abt. Pls if u want to add anything to this pls do!!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #crossover #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #jason todd #danny fenton #writing prompt #dead on main #youtuber jason #jason the youtuber lmao #writer danny #they r so dumb wtf #also i imagine batfam doesnt know and they find out by either jason crying abt how good this book is and how he needs to meet the author #and how he needs to make a video abt it or 2) the same thing but hes pissed off bc he juzt spend his time to read that abomination and #just wants to kill danny lmao #im not sorry #ghost zone #also i imagine the first one to get a book abt them is kitty w johny 13 as a guest and its just romeo ajd juliet parody #in jasons words the bike has the most personality lmao

[bitchimasnake-sss]

"have i ever told you i love you?" ft. monster trio

silly goofy headcannon with my favourite idiots of all time <3

ft. luffy, zoro and sanjiii x GN reader

set-up: you've been them for quite a while but the "three magical words" have been off-limits (until today ig?)

luffy:

he was munching on a piece of meat (again) after having successfully begging sanji for forty minutes (and enduring two kicks)

literally, his mouth is full, there's crumbs on his cheek and through it all, he says "hey, have i ever told you i love you?" (with a smile as big as the one in the gif)

you almost choke on air, cause who the fuck asks it like that?

"i mean, no. not really?" your face is hot and you cannot decide if its a blush creeping up your face cause he is telling you he loves you or if its second hand embarrassment because hes admitting he loves you with face stuffed with meat.

atleast he looks cute tho? (take a win where you can lmao)

"huh? i haven't?" his brows are furrowed together, and just for a moment his focus isn't on his food.

"yeah" you sheepishly admit, giving into the warmth spreading across your cheeks

"okay" motherfcker just shrugs.

he's back to munching again. like he just shrugged and went back to eating. like he was asking what day it was and not confessing his love. what a fucking idiot????? how do you love him ur so confused?????

"that's all you have to say?" you're about to commit homicide.

"yeah?" then through a bite, he says "i do love you though."

and nvm, maybe the homicide can wait another day because right now you're busy ignoring the shit-eating grin that spreads across your lips.

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zoro:

mf is drinking (like always)

and obviously, it takes quite a lot to take him down enough for him to say stupid shit

and even on the days he does drink quite a lot, he just falls asleep and wakes up with a shitty hangover and even shittier attitude

but on the days he doesn't fall asleep, well let's say it's a whiplash inducing experience

"hey" gulping down the last of his sake, his speech is as slurred as a swordsman can possibly get. you don't blame him, i mean it's been a rough couple of days after all, maybe he needs the booze to cope.

"mhm?" you're equally under the influence (if not more)

"have i ever told you i love you?"

yeah, that shit straight up sobers you up

"what?"

"have i told you that i love you?" he repeats, without any hesitancy at all.

this stoic bitch (who took 2 business weeks to finally hold your hand in public after you got together) is asking this question, absolutely unfazed.

for a second you wonder if the alcohol is making you hallucinate (can alcohol do that? probably not)

"did the alcohol make you go deaf?" still fucking unfazed.

"...no? you haven't" your voice is shaky, still confused if you're fucking hallucinating

"oh, well then i should let you know." and he gives you a classic, soft smile "i love you."

and then he passes out. he doesn't even bother hearing your reply.

yeah, next day you're furiously blushing every time you think about him and the words he said, meanwhile this stupid human being doesn't even remember. he is giving you weird looks and asking you if you feel okay because your face looks very red. and maybe you should ask chopper for help.

well, i mean atleast you remember what he said.

drunk words are sober thoughts afterall hehe

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sanji:

a fucking gentleman!!!

actually the only one who had made a fucking plan to confess his love to you. he's a romantic dude (he just sucks at execution)

the entire day before, he is a wreck. he cannot hold eye-contact with you for more than two seconds, his food doesn't exactly taste as it always does (why is there salt in place of sugar sanji are you okay??), he is lost in his thoughts and giggling whenever left unsupervised

jesus lawd, this man is whipped

meanwhile you're out here wondering if he is going insane or getting terminally sick. you're not alone cause the entire crew is thinking the same

maybe you guys should ask chopper to take a look at him??

it's evening, the sun is going down and you're standing at the deck, admiring the view

everything seems perfect. then he taps on your shoulder and you turn around to a furiously blushing sanji with his hand behind his back

"sanji?" you gingerly place a hand on his shoulder, "are you okay? you have been acting a little weird all day"

"i- uh"

he fumbles for two whole minutes. nami counted (she told you at dinner later).

then after receiving a confused look from you, he finally blabbers it all in like one breath.

"yn ln you have made me the happiest man on earth and if you would please accept this bouquet, i would be grateful. would you please go on a date with me?"

the date was in your room, the room had been cleaned, he had cooked your favourite meal, he had got your favourite flower and although the whole ordeal had started rather awkwardly, you cannot help but feel giddy as he serves you desert

"say yn," he is blushing again, "have i told you i love you"

you snort out the desert.

sanji almost performed heimlich

when you're good again, you say, "no, you haven't actually."

"then you should know, i love you. more than anyone can ever imagine."

yeah you pray to god every night for this magnetic force of a fucking man. you must have been a good person in your last life.

perfect man, husband material, 10/10

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#one piece #op #opla #monkey d. luffy #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #one piece sanji #sanji #sanji x reader #zoro x reader #one piece luffy #monkey d luffy #luffy x reader #one piece headcanons #one piece men #monster trio

[sunnysoulzz]

Rodrick x ftm!reader (presurgey)

This will be the last FIC before I take another really long break :’( I’m sorry! I’m hyperfixated on a fandom I can’t write fics for + my motivation is nonexistent, hope this FIC is alright, bye!

Contains: rodrick x ftm!reader, small bit of coming out, smut, not proofread sorry!

You started dating rodrick before you came out/realised you were trans. When you did tell him, he was confused, but supportive.

He let you use his clothes, would take you shopping, would help you cut your hair, and started calling you masc nicknames like handsome, pretty boy, etc.

Starting testosterone was interesting, as your body started to change, rodrick was still completely and utterly in love with you, even when you felt dysphoria, he saw you as his light.

Of course, you couldn’t get surgery yet, which sucked, but still, rodrick was gonna make you feel like the most handsome man alive as he ate you out.

He honestly didn’t know how to treat you, he didn’t know if he was supposed to do smth different because you were trans like- were you gonna wear a strap on or smth? LMAOO

You told him to just do what he always does, but with the new nicknames. And I mean, works for him lol

I can imagine him absolutely plowing into and saying “fuck you’re so hot baby, you’re so handsome” while moaning

I still hold up the thought that he’d want to try anal lmao

He’s a horny teenage loser, he’d probably get home from school and be immediately hot and bothered, when you came to visit him, he fucked you against a wall, might’ve hurt a little bit since you hadn’t had time to take off your binder, he did apologise ofc lol

If you had top surgery, he’d run his hands over your scars while you cockwarm him

Bonus: fucks you while you wear his shirt, cause he thinks you look cute in it

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Sorry abt how short this is. I’ve got no inspo :( hope this is ok tho! Im sorry if there is anything wrong/inaccurate! @monkeymatt

#devon bostick #rodrick heffley smut #rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick x reader #rodrick heffley x y/n #rodrick smut #transgender #trasnmasc

[kanekoii]

Guess who's back hehe :3

Can I get some hcs of Kyo, Ren, Ike and maybe Doppi and Kotoka with a partner that kinda sucks at games that arent rhythm games or stuff like that but still wants to try playing smth with them(and fucking sucks)BRO IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN I hope you get what I mean bro (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

lyra’s notes -> TEEHEE MORE EXCUSES TO WRITE FOR REN THANKS BESTIE

pairings -> kyo kaneko, ren zotto, ike eveland, doppio dropscythe, kotoka torahime x gn! reader

genre -> yet another fluffy scenario

song -> hissatsu no command - soramafuurasaka

warnings -> kyo being a little bitch but that’s why we love him

KYO KANEKO •

he lowkey loves watching you fail at games. more excuses to tease you, and that’s something we all know kyo loves. sometimes he’ll help you figure it out, but it’s often in a very sarcastic and condescending way. he tries to be nice sometimes, he really does. but seeing you struggle and whine and yell in frustration is one of his favorite pastimes. it’s so cute to him anyway, and he’ll help you eventually once you beg enough, but his sarcastic comments won’t stop ever.

when you play rhythm games though, he is in absolute awe at how you go full focus mode and won’t acknowledge him until you finish the song. it’s so cool to him, and he’ll definitely find ways to show off your skill to others.

REN ZOTTO •

he just gently helps you. if you’re playing something like mario party, he’ll help you and make it so you win. that way, you’ll feel more confident in your skills and he thinks that’s adorable! he loves seeing you confident! sure, sometimes he’ll tease you, but he’s overall very nice and sweet about it all.

when you’re in your element with games you’re good at tho…he thinks it’s so so cool and awesome and every other complimentary word out there. he loves it oh so much because it is so cool to see you in your element with things like that.

IKE EVELAND •

personal hc that he is an absolute little bitch about it. he loves you, but he is most definitely going to tease you about it. (sorry lmao i’m writing this during halloween and me and bestie are handing out candy to trick or treaters) boy absolutely loves you to death but teasing you is, much like kyo, one of his favorite pastimes. the writer isn’t absolutely perfect at other games, so he understands when you struggle a bit.

and we know boy LOVES miku, so he’s probably very experienced with rhythm games. he would love to have little competitions with you and see who’s the better gamer. doesn’t matter if you win or lose, he’ll give you a bunch of kisses anyway.

DOPPIO DROPSCYTHE •

oh the gamer. the silly. if you’ve seen how good he is at mariokart, you know where i’m going with this. he’ll make you play mariokart with him to train you. doppi won’t make you do ring-fit tho, he loves you too much to force you to work out with him. during big mariokart collabs, he’ll lag behind with you just to be side by side and coach you gently.

watching you play rhythm games is one of his favorite pastimes. he loves seeing you do something you’re good at and confident with, and he most definitely brags about you on stream and with his friends.

KOTOKA TORAHIME •

girlfaliure. she sucks at gaming. but she has fun when she plays with you, she really does. kotoka absolutely loves gaming with you when she’s not being a girlfaliure on her cooking streams. since you both suck, you’re equal in opportunity to win or lose spectacularly.

she brags about how good you are at your rhythm games on stream constantly, your girlfriend is just so proud to have someone who’s actually good at some games to balance out how bad she is at like all of them. sorry for the kotoka slander i love her

#lyr.fic #ah yes fellow rhythm gamer #nijien x reader #nijisanji en #nijien #nijisanji x reader #kyo kaneko x reader #kyo kaneko #kyo kaneko x you #kyo sohma #ren zotto #ren zotto x you #ren zotto x reader #ike eveland #ike eveland x reader #ike eveland x you #doppio dropscythe x reader #doppio dropscythe my favorite cheftective x you #doppio dropscythe x you #doppio dropscythe #kotoka torahime #kotoka torahime x you #kotoka torahime x reader

[the-one-who-lambs]

Putting my friends and mutuals in my cult went about as well as expected...

First to be indoctrinated tonight was Ru @xmajordumps. Not really sure how they got here, they were available to indoctrinate when I booted up the game and, uh, sorry, you'd been stuck in limbo for like 2 months. Don't worry tho I rescued you. Ru's the little brown rat praying by the statue. Cosmi @cosmica-candy is (because what else could she be?) a cute little yellow starfish I rescued from Helob and Wart @cultoftheswag is my little pogchamp snake from Silk Cradle (both praying), and Sara @bamsara is being fucking useless in this screenshot because they arrived elderly so I immediately sacrificed them and revived them lmao.

Why were you mad about this tho.

Once again, Sara, I have no idea what the hell you are but you're fukin purple.

We were off to a pretty great and uneventful start until Cosmi, still a fucking infant, asked to go on a mission. I gave her the one with the highest chance of survival.

Wart is a seafood lover. Here's a closeup of your little silly.

GIRL PLEASE. You haven't even been here a week.

Since that was a depressing loss, I decided to kiss my catboy wife to make myself feel better. He doesn't really seem to know how to kiss. I love him so much he's so fucking useless.

Damien @lordiedams has been here for a while, but he decided to become invisible and haunt the crops, just.. standing there ominously.

Next day rolled around, and Sara asked me to recruit some dissenting asshole that became Deli @delirisse. Look at him. Look at how much of a piece of shit he is. Fuck Sara for gifting me this three-negative-trait follower and fuck Deli for sucking absolute donkey dick /lh.

In conclusion, y'all should cultify your friends/mutuals it'll be a dumpster fire.

#hannah's rambles #cult of the lamb #cotl #hannah's cult #narilamb #<- i guess