#I would apologize but I won't

[pigeon-mermaid]

Hmm... This blog has been a bit eur0vision/kää//rijä centric rn

Just so you know. I'm holding myself back actually.

#pimer babbles #I would apologize but I won't #Ultimately if you are here 🫵 it is your fault #I'm trying to be sparse about it but I've really been vibing with it for the past few days actually #The song plays in loop in my head lives rent free #send help #it's fucking catchy help #diseased #party time B) #It's so good blease listen to it/watch the performance if you haven't #I've been checking out his other songs they're pretty cool #He seems to be a really cool lad too very nice #anyway ye #get fcuking eur0visoned ig #I just need to get it out of my system then it's over for you bitches (back to our regular yakuz & misc. blogging)

[gellavonhamster]

One Piece Live Action + Tumblr text posts, 1/?

#onepieceedit #oplaedit #opla #one piece #one piece live action #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #cat burglar nami #god usopp #buggy the clown #iron mace alvida #red haired shanks #dracule mihawk #mishanks #my stuff #apologies if some of these have been used before. like i won't be surprised someone has used the 1st one before. it really screams luffy #also there are like 5 ways to tag each of these characters but the post would look terrible

[mikakuna]

thoughts about time travel shenanigans where robin jason and bruce are thrust into the future and find themselves on a rooftop during a stormy night? because listen.

they both find themselves on this random rooftop in gotham, but they're not alone because right in front of them is batman of this year and a man wearing a red helmet. this wouldn't have raised much of a concern-- they probably could've just asked the future bruce what happened and how to get home-- except this batman is more violent than jay or bruce anticipated. they watch, stunned, as this batman repeatedly rains his heavy fist down on the other man's face, chest, ribs, and wherever else he can reach.

they watch as the man with the red helmet struggles weakly, consciousness slowly leaving him, before they catch sight of his face in the crack of his hood. both jay and bruce realize at the same time who it is-- that this is future jason despite the hard lines and large ragged body so different from jay's own.

the realization hits right there-- that bruce is beating down on jason more violently than batman has handled any villain.

the bruce of the past feels it before he sees it-- his jay flinching away from him and his tiny hand ripping away from his cape in fear. bruce looks down at his son, his child, and sees the absolute terror in his eyes. after all, why wouldn't jay be so upset? didn't bruce promise never to lay a hand on him like so many adults in his young life already have? didn't bruce swear, crouched down in front of his little boy and gently holding his hands, that he would keep him safe now?

and yet as they stare at each other with horror-filled eyes, the jason of this time finally loses consciousness as his bruce drags him away by the cracks of his helmet, bloody knuckles pressed over his swollen eyelids.

bruce distantly remembers the way jay had shyly called him dad just two days ago. now, he stares as his sweet boy takes a trembling step back, tears threatening to spill down his wide eyes. bruce doesn't think he's hated himself more.

#was thinking about my post about baby jay looking to bruce with so much love and trust and went: now wait a minute #because i have to imagine how jay- who trusted bruce so much- would react to seeing that same bruce beat the life out of him #i genuinely think it would change both their lives #jay wouldn't be able to look at bruce the same ever again #and bruce wouldn't know how to fix it-- should he fix it? should he apologize? how does he make sure jay knows this won't ever happen? #DOES he know it won't ever happen? what if it does? #and then BAM angst !! #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #robin jason todd #second robin #robin ii #bruce and jason #jason peter todd #dc #dc comics

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

up to you to determine if we're talking fem versions or not

#poll #death note #i would apologize for making weird polls in the middle of the night but i won't bc i'm not sorry and also these are prime weird poll hours #cw suggestive #kinda

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

i will probably regret this. However, I need the world to see my vision that I turned into reality, like a shitty mspaint doodle except I didn't use mspaint. I just saw a can of salt and my brain thought, "that girl reminds me of Mithrun," and I made this. I made this entirely at night on my iphone with my finger, i did all of the drawing on apple photos.

view him

the panel that I got this from under the cut

#Dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #mithrun dungeon meshi #This is my formal apology to any and all artists. I am not a person that is familiar with the visual arts. I'm sorry #I spent so much time going through the manga looking for a panel of mithrun that looked similar to the stance of the morton salt girl #Feel free to redraw this. If you feel the inspiration as I did- I would be honored #This is what happens when the dungeon meshi won't leave my head. Sorry... Everywhere I look I see his face... #Personal

[twpsyn-who]

In a world where Marco didn't die yet still everyone but Annie joined the Survey Corps, Jean wouldn't notice when his feelings for Mikasa has faded and the ones for Marco began to bloom.

Not until they see the ocean for the first time. When Marco comes to him all excited, yelling 'Jean! Jean, look what I found!' before showing him a shell. But Jean's not paying attention to it, but to the way Marco's eyes were shining with excitement and happiness. Of how happy his best friend was, for the first time since a very long time. And Jean would think 'I wish he would smile more. It looks good on him'. Then he would think 'I wish I was the reason why he was smiling'.

Then Marco would take hold of his hand and put the shell in it before saying 'You should have it. The color brings out your eyes!' and that, that exact moment, would be the moment when Jean realizes that he has long stopped having romantic feelings for Mikasa. That all he wants is to be by Marco's side, only the two of them.

#Idk man I just want a cute moment of Jean realizing he wants to be with Marco #Also Eren giving Mikasa the scarf // Marco giving Jean the shell #Ummmmm #I won't apologize #Jean totally tied a rope around the shell and began wearing it as a necklace until Hange took pity on him and made it a proper necklace #He would look so smug when anyone would point it out too like my man chill #Marco always gets embarrassed when that happens #Jean refuses to take it off. It isn't until then that he understands why Mikasa never takes that scarf off #jeanmarco #aot jean #aot marco

[sysig]

Care for your sparring partner (Patreon)

Bonus:

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Wander #Everyone asking Peepers questions that just skirt that line: The Series lol #Shoutout to Autumn for directing my attention this way and encouraging my brain to think about this A Lot lol #Drawing Peepers sliding around 'cause he just throws himself into everything ✨ That's it that's the whole thought lol #I haven't worn a binder for long enough to lose my breath so apologies if this isn't quite how it goes but y'know - *gestures at The Vibe* #He would overwork himself to the point of nearly passing out if it meant he could keep fighting the way he wants to pfft #Sylvia's rough and tumblr and she can be mean but even she won't kick him while he's down! Mom friend activate haha #She's grown a lot <3 #Also getting a bit easier to draw her >:3c She does have a fun design :D #Her mouth is the most fun haha ♪ It really reminds me of Moomin! Cute cutout shape :3 #''Why are you fighting with like five coats on'' ''Dysphoria'' ''Ah'' #Notice how he covers his chest when she brings up his ''tank top'' ♪ She just goes on giving him a lecture and he's like ''Did she notice'' #She didn't lol especially if that bonus is any indication #Weeks/Months/Years later and she's just like ''So that time we were fighting he was- He wasn't- :0000'' Lol #Bonus Wander brushing her comb ♪ Gotta take care of his best friend/steed! Probably just knocking the dust and dirt off haha #Their discussion would probably be silly hehe you know he'd ask and then /she'd/ ask #''Did you know??'' ''I don't make it my business to pry into other's personal matters-'' ''First of all that's not even a little bit true'' #It's just all about respecting boundaries! All the way around :) Respect the sanctity of the relationship whether it's friendly or combative

[gourmet-trash]

so halloween decorations are rolling out, which is fucking awesome. and i got an email from a home decor store (at home, specifically) about their halloween stuff being out so i'm like, hell yeah i wanna look at that. and i found THIS DUDE

and it's like yeehaw brother! get that creepy coffee, send those spooky emails. sometimes a cowboy is just a skeleton trying to join their team meeting, y'know?

but then i kept scrolling and like. is this the same spooky skeleton???

i understand making sure you have your finest cowboy hat on for your monday meeting, but in the tub???? and sure, trade out your coffee for something a little stronger after a hard day, but the BOOTS?? like y'all, i live in the south but i don't see THAT many cowboy skeleton figurines at halloween time, so this was interesting to say the least.

AND THEN???

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE FIRST SKELETON, RIGHT??? IS THIS WHAT THEY NEEDED THE COFFEE FOR??? TO GET THEIR WHOLE SKELETUSSY OUT ON THE FRONT OF THIS TRACTOR???? WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE??????? WHY'S GREENCAP GRINNING LIKE THIS??? IS AT HOME SELLING SOME KIND OF SOUTHERN SKELETON SEX GAME FIGURINES???

like good for them if so, but i just was NOT prepared for this genre of halloween decor?????

like maybe i'm misunderstanding the lore and the first skeleton and the second skeleton are different????

now those are new boots and that's a different tie for the neckerchief, but this is defnitely billy bubblebath bones, right?? is this zoom call skeleton's ex??? did they see zoom call skeleton flaunting their entire bone vagina facing the world with green cap and turn back to the bottle (of poison)?????

don't worry billy bubblebath bones, there's more to (after)life for you! like the patriarchy! and by the patriarchy i, of course, mean horses.

like, billy bubblebath has a whole fuckin FIT going on for their time with A Horse of the Apocalypse here. new boots, new gloves, perhapse a new outlook on this crazy thing called skeleton life. this is a skeleton who survived the skeleton war, saw their skeleton partner leave them for a freak with a tractor, and said "no, i'm going to make my own way."

i like to think billy bubblebath bones made this fucking pillow on a cricut:

BONUS:

as far as i can tell, this isn't for sale, but that is definitely billy bubblebath bones welcoming folks (skeletons) to their....skeleton horse farmhouse?? IN PANTS. AND A SICK BELT BUCKLE. NO BOTTLE OF POISON TO BE FOUND. like it feels like i should hear a camera shutter sound and get a slow zoom out of this polaroid after the "good end" of the skeleton cozy farm sim.

look, i don't fucking know okay?? but they're as tall as a fucking mantel and i'm now pretty convinced that if i saw this fucker, i would force it into the trunk of my prius and leave it up year round right inside my front door.

#i don't know how to tag this #but over the course of this gag #i decided i would die for billy bubblebath bones #i hope they find happiness and horses wherever they go #i won't be apologizing for this #but i will be going to at home to seek them out in person #billy bubblebath bones #skeletons #gourmet trash talk #halloween decorations #halloween #at home

[fox-guardian]

If you wish to keep this pricate feel free, but I saw your tags on the "why are you single?" post and I completely understand your sentiment. I am not one to label other people so feel free to ignore this part but it fits well with the aromantic identity. I discovered it and it fits pretty dang well for me. I found out that people do have a Drive™️ to be romantic and have romantic intimacy that allows them to just date any rando without knowing them first. I don't understand it and think it's... idk, I don't really have a word for it but I personally think getting to know someone as a friend first and then if the romantic feels happen then they happen. I don't typically feel fulfilled with romance with my partner, but I do like cuddles XD it's just a thing that happens and I can engage with if I choose.

I have a bit of anxiety about sending this so I really apologize if I overstepped.

[ID: An mspaint drawing of a person pointing at themself with a startled expression and a speech bubble next to them with the aromantic flag followed by "?!" as if they spoke the flag as a word in surprise. end ID]

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*shidding an entire pantaloon sfx*

#fg's answers #asks #cursing #aromantic #aromanticism #sorry i'm not better at reacting to your clearly thought out ask LAJKHSDAHD I'M AWKWARD I APOLOGIZE #i won't lie to you i have pondered being arospec in the past.... aaaa #cuz like.... i would LIKE to experience romance!! but it doesn't make sense to me. idk if i'm aro or demi or hwhat #but perhaps i will Find Out #reading back my tags and looking at my own thoughts im like yeah.... yeah. #that's kinda aromantic-core of me #i will say if i am some flavor of arospec i AM glad that the flag is green. i like green <3 #also dw about overstepping i was honestly half expecting someone to be like 'hey is this you? *insert aro flag of some kind*' #also i like your pfp and its threatening aura

[fellhalcyon]

four years ahead of its time smh. y’all would have eaten this up

#nasty messy sexy age gap with a dash of dubcon and a generous dollop of japan being japan (derogatory) (affectionate) #this scene is still my standard for high heat in bl #what does that say about me. hmm #anyways i loved this show and these pathetic losers and i do think it's underrated #the novelist #the pornographer #the pornographer gifset #god i love tagging for this. will i or won't i anger the tumblr gods #kijima rio #kuzumi haruhiko #kijima x kuzumi #nc gifset #is i guess what i would call it? #also apologies for my incredibly dark gifs. i don't have photoshop

[lord-squiggletits]

"Pharma doesn't die" AU in which Rung holds back First Aid from shooting Pharma's head off and Pharma gets to live in prison on the Lost Light. Where he gets shitty therapy from Rung and probably refuses to admit that there's anything wrong with him at all.

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #idk if this one would have a plot nor would pharma get better in the end #it's more like. i have brain worm eggs about this idea and they're incubating #it's not plot it's character fic in which pharma is nasty to everyone who tries to talk to him #and is his own worst enemy because he might be able to receive forgiveness and warmth if he just. said sorry. or admitted to his shame #but he won't. for a variety of reasons

[20001541]

instead of blasting away machia with his quirk for disobeying him, afo should've done this instead to him along with an apology

#would machia accept the apology is the question #but idk maybe he would've I just think it's dumb but very in character for a41 to react the way he did #maybe if you had gotten machia back on your side you would've stood a better chance against the heroes considering how badly they struggle #with him last time 😮‍💨 #the anesthesia was the only reason they got the better of him in the last war #and he managed to fight off shinsou's brainwashing #so he would've been a great asset to have but sadly we know a41 won't let someone turning against him go so easily #should've just told machia I'm sorry I left you behind it was a mistake and I was wrong for it I need you please I need you now more #than ever fight for me and I'll give you all the love that you deserve and more once this is over #or something like that

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

*MC is considering canceling plans, and Isaac and Dazai are advising her on what to do*

Isaac: Just don't go.

Dazai: Say you’re ill!

Isaac: Pretend to break your leg.

Dazai: Really break your leg!

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mc #ikevamp incorrect quotes #aight let it be known dazai would never dream of hurting mc #but that doesn't mean he won't get a rubber hammer just to commit to the bit #stealing shakes' stage props for a good cause (shakes: ??? where is carpenter no.3's tool bag?) #even funnier if mc figures it out as soon as he hands it to her (its too light to be a real one) and pretends to try to destroy her leg #that's a risky business yall #isaac wouldn't look at or speak to them for a week after that panic #welcome to dogeza land mc and dazai #they corner him and beg for forgiveness until he gives in #can you tell all im thinking of is that 'extreme jpnese apologizing' vid on youtube #comte: a v interesting cultural practice #sebas: DO NOT LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #leonardo: no i think there's some valid points being made here #sebas: **head in his hands** #mozart: i don't respect a single one of you people (morbidly intrigued) #napo: seems inefficient the crack of my knees would alert the guards killing me instantly--

[joyflameball]

K I get laughing at Somerton for being a plagiarist but the apology video he released genuinely infuriates me. Fuckin. Jessie Gender video explaining it all my beloved

#james somerton #sui ment #in tags #cassie rambles #like. wtf to begin an apology video with ''i just got out of the hospital after attempting suicide'' is just #so disgusting and manipulative #like i fully believe that being the internet villain of the week can make one suicidal #since being villain of the week always comes with harassment #which would ofc be worse for a gay person #since homophobia #but like #THIS IS A FUCKING APOLOGY VIDEO #what you SHOULD do is LIST OUT EVERYONE YOU PLAGIARIZED #SO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE FROM CAN GET THE CREDIT THEY DESERVE #if he's suicidal- which i won't call that into question bc that's fucking gross to speculate on whether or not someone's suicidal- #then he needs to sort that out ON HIS OWN TIME. #not in an internet apology #get support from your irl friends and become a better person instead of making an internet apology #i (as a suicidal people!!) am genuinely furious at him using his being suicidal as a //weapon// #you are being fucking manipulative and disgusting by opening an apology video- AN APOLOGY VIDEO- with ''i tried to kill myself'' #what the everloving fuck is wrong with you #you're not shitty for being suicidal but you are shitty for using your suicidal thoughts as a weapon to get sympathy #go to fucking therapy #you can sure as fuck afford it with your telos money. unless you spent it all on fancy expensive cameras #this just. i am genuinely furious. #hbomberguy #i don't hope he dies and goes to hell instead i hope somerton goes to therapy and becomes a better person and actually makes up for the #damage he's done and i'm dead fucking serious #Youtube

[liapher]

oh to be a red hair dye supplier to the cw's riverdale

#i said i would watch riverdale at some point! and this point is now #all it took was starting to reknit a complex sweater so this time it'll fit like i want it to fit #my only (realistic) fear is that the ~100hrs of riverdale won't be enough for actually finishing the sweater #between colourwork and intarsia and calculating fit-related adjustments my pace is rather glacial #anyway. having fun so far! it's been too long since i've engaged with media that isn't afraid of being silly #riverdale #there's a 50% chance this isn't an original post but instead paraphrasing some post i read in 2020 but cannot google anymore #in which case. apologies to the op

[worstloki]

prize for least genre aware protagonist 👑

#no because Thor trusted Loki so much and was oblivious and that's what made the whole thing a tragedy #but Thor was really out there like 'what do you MEAN Loki lied to me about Father's death and my banishment... let me try appealing to him' #except Thor's version of appeal is like a really really bad apology where the person doesn't want to admit they did anything #and also isn't convinced you're hurt #and Thor's SO SURE this plan will work because he knows his brother right #he knows Loki #and his plan which in accordance to him would have worked was to appeal to Loki's good side/the truth of who would be hurt #his plan was to do away with Loki's assumed anger by being like ''noooo don't do this here hit me instead <3'' #and he thought Loki wouldn't do it. #which means that before the whole plot shenanigans that would have worked and Loki also wouldn't have hit Thor #Loki watching Thor try to manipulate him by acting like his feelings are invalid the same way Frigga and Odin tried: nice try. thot. *wack* #so anyway Thor got hit and I think that's what u get for being soooooo sure that your little brother who u take for granted won't get hurt #by anything discouraging said or done or implied or being used by u for about him <3 #anyway the fact that Thor was SO sure that Loki was reacting badly and would calm down and be normal again is so sad actually #because it means Thor had the experience to know that's how it should have gone #which means when that's not what happened Thor also gets to be the one who has to work through processing that Loki's changed #and I don't think he DID that in the year where Loki was gone #he just neglected thinking about it until Loki was back and suddenly he couldn't pretend his brother had been the same (good) one at death #sad ironic something something character foils too late tragedy #Thor really went out there like i got this and got <beep>slapped fr fr #and then it happened again when he showed up for the Bifrost fight #Thor: i just have to wait it out. we all get angry. he'll get better #Loki: [screaming crying raging shrieking trying to kill him] #Thor: HE'LL GET BETTER #the fact that Thor doesn't expect the lies or the hitting or the unreasonable attitude even when Loki is VERY angry.......... ;-; #Thor watched his brother deteriorate in real time