#I'm not crazy (I'm delusional)

[haydardotjpg]

Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none

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wait what do you mean a red string of fate ties us together but all we do is strangle each other with it. what do you mean this string can only stretch and tangle but never break and yet we keep biting and gnawing on it to try to free ourselves from it anyway.

#taimizu #mizu x taigen #taigen x mizu #taizu #blue eye samurai #mizu #taigen #there was an attempt #i love that my last art of them is super soft and warm and tender and this one is them at their most toxic #i must stress that both of these are important to their dynamic <3 #early taimizu = toxic crazy insane #late-game taimizu = soft yearning tender sweet growing together etc #at least that's how it is in my delusional mind bcs lbr taimizu are NOTTT capable of tenderness YET #but their scene together in the forge is proof that they do have potential to be soft and playful and happy together <33 #but anyway this post is not about that. this post about them both being feral murderous bitches who get turned on by violence <3 #lol i keep saying it but it's TRUE so i'll say it again—they HAVE the range honey!!!!! #ok i'm done

[braceletofteeth]

Sometimes I wanna sit down with someone who thought episode 5 was a shocking plot twist and just ask what they thought all of this meant, when they first watched the show:

#utsukushii kare #wasn't the pov switch supposed to be a confirmation rather than a revelation?? am I crazy #you know what? maybe I am #Hira is dense but I'm delusional #I watched the first scene here and already chose to believe Kiyoi liked Hira with no further evidence necessary #further evidence was just used to feed my delusions (which turns out were actual signals and not delusions after all)

[immortaltale]

#two old men are friends #gifs #no i'm not over it #also i don't know if i'm being delusional or did klopp do the air kiss thing by pep's neck #in the first gif #i might be crazy idk but i'll choose to believe it anyway #ugh just look at how big his smile is man #he likes pep soo much :(

[raticalshoez]

Sorry yall I'm a little crazy about Secret Life so uh here's some insanity...

REN DIGGITY DOG AS TANGO I MEAN WHAT I'M SO HAPPY WAHHHH. You're covering so well Ren ah yes Explodificate. Now they'll never know it's not Tango.

"Etho burns, everything burns." PEARL HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS.

AND LIZZIE. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU'RE A LONE WOLF. IN FRONT OF PEARL. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THIS WHEN YOUR HUSBAND WAS A LONE WOLF. (I'm a littke crazy over the lonely life series members.....)

"I just want Bdubs to win." PEARLLLL :((

#trafficblr #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #ethoslab #smallishbeans #pearlescentmoon #ldshadowlady #tangotek #rendog #SORRY. I'M CRAZY. I'M A LITTLE DELUSIONAL. #i'm so insane......... #sorry for. the rambling

[rustyreveries]

today was the last day to be able to turn in a bunch of my work & i just paced around my room while listening to really loud music and daydreamed about salad fingers all day instead. it’s so over

#i miss my husband (he doesn’t exist) #i wanna draw him so bad but i have so much work to do.... aghh #so just. take this stupid ass thing i made in 2 minutes #salad fingers #godddd i love sal. none of you understand. idgaf what you say no one knows him like i do Sorry . #our souls are like.... intertwined.... (i sound so delusional right now) #what i’m trying to say is he’s been my man for several years now and he drives me crazy /pos #anyway fuck maladaptive daydreaming!!!! i hate it. kill it with hammers #i'm so eepy 😔😔 goodnight #i'm going to be super embarrassed abt what i said here in the tags when i wake up so be niceys to me

[deadshadowcreature]

I think Otta would be very likely to hit on Packpatty instead of Mayjack

#I now people like butches and toxic lesbians but listen #since Mayjack takes after Chilchuck the most I'm sure she got his high sense of judgement and would very much turn her down immediately #meanwhile Packpatty has a tendency to take life a bit too lightly so it's easy for Otta to get her chance #also because Otta is an elf who possibly has a high position and despite being a prisoner her sentence got shortened post canon #I thought the ship can be a thing because Packpatty probably would be willing to take a shot knowing there's a chance Otta would ditch her #talk #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #meijack #mayjack #packpatty #puckpatti #otta #we all know how their relationship would end #But anyone wanna bet how long will it last? #it's just me thinking about background characters like Marcille being delusional about people's love life #this is definitely something that makes not only Chilchuck but Mayjack and Flertom go crazy #and it's gonna be comedy worth

[fromtheseventhhell]

people really think emilia was the one who stopped jonsa from happening??? 🤡

You have to understand, at the time the show was airing Jonsas were fully convinced that their ship was going to happen. When it didn't, instead of just acknowledging that they were wrong they turned everything into some big conspiracy theory💀. They claimed Emilia complained to D&D and that's why it didn't happen, even though if she had that kind of sway she would've 100% used it for her own character. They decided that HBO just got "nervous" and chose to give Jonsa scenes to Gendrya, which is why we got a sex scene for them. They even briefly blamed Kit before deciding to hyper-analyze every interview he had and deciding that he was subtly giving us Jonsa hints. According to them, everybody was conspiring to erase Jonsa. That's what happens when you build your ship off of nothing though, you have to be a bit delusional to make it work.

#ask #anon #anti got #anti jonsa stans #they were fully convinced it was going to happen and it was so crazy to witness #why are Jonsas so delusional? cause a majority of them came from the show and decided it was canon based on nothing #and then decided that George would give them the ending they wanted so they started misinterpreting the books too 🥴 #Emilia was like yeah I'm good with my character's complete destruction but I draw the line at Jonsa 🤡 #this is why I say the books coming out isn't going to stop them they're just too delusional

[l0ganberry]

Now I definitely know I'm going to hell.....

Sorry not sorry

#To be honest #i just wanted to test out on “what if I drew angst over wholesome?” #because I love angst so much but sometimes hate it #i promised myself to not do it on Dogday because..... he's already experienced and went through enough right? #i guess not to my friend that “commissioned” me to do it. #now that I'm drawing Dogday as if it's a normal thing #I guess I shall huh? #i hope he likes it #but I really do hate how I drew and colored Catnap #I need to do a separate one just about my style of Catnap #Since he's actually really cool and creepy #Who else doesn't like a crazy character that is completely delusional to a leader they believe are god?🙃 #And that tortured their dearest friend during the whole process? #Either way.... yes #Anyways #traditional art #artists on tumblr #rambles #dogday #poppy playtime 3 #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime fanart #catnap

[deerestwill]

Serious question: do you guys think hannigram is toxic (I'm not asking if they're nice, safe for the society or any of that) (+I'm asking post s3 ofc). I'm guessing toxic relationship is when it harms people participating in it. So is it?

#I think of them as two very fucked up (affectionate) men but also equals #Like they do crazy shit but it's not an abuse to them imo #I wonder if I'm delusional or something #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #nbc hannibal

[mysticalbirdkoala]

So,

Long ass post about why I'm so insane over toddosuba. Disclaimer- I just stoped reading re zero at moment where subaru got turned into a childe, but also know that todd is a werewolf. So I'm going to be delusional about them.

so imagine you lost and scared and you nearly drowned, and now you treated by some asshole, and that asshole deciding kill you or not. But here other guy, and he's trying to help you, and generally very friendly and nice, isn't it cool? Yeah you still your situation is incredibly shitty, and That asshole still practically bulling you, but at least there's something good, right? That friendly guy, with so friendly and joyful smile. And you genuinely trying to help him, because it would be fair. And then you learn that he's actually kinda insane. And you kiiiiinda helped him in killing people. But, you got killed by one of survivors, and you have second try, you just need to not fuck this up right?

And there's is start for my brainrot, because. Well. Subaru. Kinda fucked this up, by doing very natural thing from HIS point of view. But not from Todd's point of view.

it was so natural for subaru to act this way in this situation but yeah. Interesting that, subaru have many. Moments like that, that makes his suspicious as fuck, and sometimes other just shrug it off, but sometimes that's what's get him in trouble (arc 2, a couple of moments in arc 3, and whole mess that was in one lope in arc 4. With garfiel).

But THAT'S were it's getting interesting, because subaru only half understand that he's given a role to play. and he's sure trying to play

He's trying role of some selfish coward, who doesn't care about anything but himself. Which is interesting, when you consider. The fucking entire plot of re zero. (But also how many times he called himself selfish too-)

and todd believes him. In that at least. But then subaru just lured him and other soldiers into giant fucking snake. Todd survived and we got one of the hellish couple of chapters where subaru got killed by him in various horrible ways.

Until subaru does something so incredibly sexy of him. Because he's actually smart, and a very good listener

Todd got him another role to play. Because todd sees himself in subaru and isn't that a delicious dynamic. Something dangerous, who would kill anybody if needed, a threat. Everything that subaru is not (...for the most part). That role is reason of whole this mess but ironically also his only chance of survival. So, again, he's playing this role

it's almost was a little funny (not so for todd, because logically subaru shouldn't know about him).

Their dynamic ideally described here:

To subaru it's a new enemy, who he made himself, to todd he's mirror of himself, and they adapting and learning in hope to overpower each other, and isn't it kinda beautiful? (In very very fucked up way)

Also. What was all that interactions in That chapter

What. What was All Of That.

And also:

They terrified to each other, and trying to fight just to survive from their point of view, and that messed up beautiful dance of death was fUCKED UP BY TEPPEI TURNING SUBARU INTO A CHILD-

Sorry. But yeah. Also I wanted to write how beautiful it is that they both just humans but. Todd is a fucking werewolf. Which is bringing another bit of spice to them because:

Todd you literally can shred him to pieces. You already was doing it with your axe

Please listen "howl" by florence and the machine. You'll see my point.

I'm not going to make a furry joke But- [gunshot]

So. Yeah.

#I hope my ramblings ar least a little more coherent this time but I'm not sure #as always there's gonna be so many mistakes but I'm not looking #yeah I'm insane for this beautiful dynamic of enemies to lovers where there's no potential for love at all #but the more and more you know about your enemy #would you grow sympathetic? (subaru can) #would you see him not strong but smart #and how he can overpower you just by adapting and having crazy ideas start to admire him (todd can) #(Potentially. Yes I'm delusional and going to be) #But yeah. #re zero #toddosuba

[squiblings]

Like father like son (explanation under the cut)

not really but like. imagine.

#squib sketches #the guest #the guest 2014 #the guest (2014) #halloween #halloween (1978) #michael myers #I'm not crazy (I'm delusional)

[radioactive-cloud]

also the way nace was patting at his chest while holding the flag kinda looked like he was showing at himself :)

#i know that he was doing the one handed applause thing #but let me go absolutely crazy and be delusional okay #i fucking hate them #nace jordan #joker out #janace 4 life #i'm making this a tag idc

[littlwstar1]

Everyone in the 12 kizuki (+Muzan) is neurodivergent but I can't explain why

#12 kizuki #lower moons #upper moons #muzan kibutsuji #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #delusional #neurodivergent #i swear i'm not crazy #pls believe me #lol

[epiphanybuddie]

bro i think that fact that all of the fan theories have been right so far is wild... like first coma!buck (or at least hurt! buck) and then worried!eddie, and now like the theory that, in his coma, Buck dreams of how different his life would be if his parents loved him... what is the other fan theory? BUDDIE CANON

it literally has to happen.

#911 #9 1 1 on fox #buddie #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #i'm literally going INSANE #delusional #if you will #off the rails crazy

[homicidal-slvt]

I will be fucking the crazy masked man with a knife and no one can stop me.

#being delusional again for funsies #I'll leave it up to your imagination which crazy masked man I'm referring to #slashers #slasher fucker #slasher fuckers

[queerxqueen]

pretty sure the cabin scene about vecna is supposed to be in episode 9, i don’t think they’ll have arrived in hawkins by episode 8?

i think the Sad scene will be something new we haven’t seen yet - maybe a talk outside surfer boys pizza, before will’s hug with jonathan as seen in the trailer? 

then in episode 9 they make up, which will likely be a scene we haven’t seen, and/or the cabin scene and vecna talk with a parallel to the s2 hand-touch. 

either way, i think there are quite a few byler scenes coming that we haven’t even gotten a glimpse of. 

prepare yourselves guys, i really think we might not only win but be blown away.

#byler #stranger things #stranger things 4 #CALL ME DELUSIONAL BUT IM SO OPTIMISTIC RN #also i have changed my mind on how i think it will all go down #i'm actually crazy rn im like I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS #(i aint connected shit)