#I'm not lying

[anathemafiction]

I love seeing Hadrian getting bolder with MC lmao feels even better with a shy MC because it's like he's picking up the slack. ❤️

You haven't seen anything yet.

#when I say Hadrian needs to feel he's secured with you and your relationship to really... let himself go #I'm not lying #give him a bit of encouragement and the man will get bolder and bolder #when the relationship is official? #Hadrian won't get his hands off you ijgvijge #Hadrian #the golden rose

[hauntedandmurdered]

Let's get one thing straight.

I fall asleep thinking about Silence of the Lambs.

And the first thing I think of when waking up the next morning is Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling.

I don't know when it happened or how I crossed that line of sanity, but one half of my brain seems to have been taken over by a demon. I don't care. I'm living my best life.

#the silence of the lambs #silence of the lambs #hannibal lecter #hannibal & clarice #Clarice starling #clannibal #i wouldn't care if I woke up next to a person to call me 'the honey in the lion' #guess I had to become the fbi's death angel beforehand #they eat up my brain - like c-o-n-s-t-a-n-t-l-y #ao3 is my new bestie #have I told ya #Running out of good ffs is the worst #i'm not lying #I'm thinking about them on a daily basis

[weakfreak]

????

#britpop #blur #britpopmemes #damon albarn #blur band #gorillaz #mysterious circumstances #it was true #I'm not lying

[ao3commentoftheday]

For the ask a reader questions: A2 and D6 please :) I'm quite curious 😄

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A2 - How did you find your first fic?

I was couch surfing at my friend's place after coming home from living overseas and she sat me down at her computer and said, "Read this. It's amazing."

D6 - How many bookmarks do you have?

I have two accounts, with a total of 43 bookmarks

#ao3commentoftheday #submission #when I say I'm a chaos gremlin #I'm not lying #I don't bookmark #I just remember #bookmarks are for things I need to reference later #like tutorials XD #or for leaving nice notes for cool authors

[golden-rats]

Dewdrops first morning cig

Aether doesn't smoke but he keeps an ashtray on his bedside table just for Dew

#I am so very normal about him #I love Dew a normal amount #I'm not lying #you are #dewdrop ghoul #nameless ghoul #the band ghost #ghost fanart #rat draws

[ylge]

Lord Grace 🦋

(contains spoiler from the latest korean fast pass, click at your own risk)

He's so beautiful I'm sobbing rn

#tower of god #tog spoilers #togspoilers #this is a spoiler #grace mirchea luslec #i'm not lying #but god he's beautiful

[folkbreeze]

transcript:

Lazza: So... What now?

Elvis: How about beerpong?

Orange: *thought you were leaving, man.*

Lazza: Elvis! Yes, beerpong! You with me, O?

Orange: Always, best team ever.

Elvis: Alright, I guess I'm on my o-

Sunny: Seems like I'm on your team.

Lazza: Sunny!!! You're here!!

#she has a crush on every single person in this room #I'm not lying #sim: lazza #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 screenies #sims 4 #simblr #*ending breeze #sim: elvis #*de loughrey #sim: sunny

[floareadeaur]

Stop being so shocked. Rígr literally wanted to eat Guren to increase his strength in the fight with Sika. He probably ate vampires and demons too.

It is a family trait in Ferid, just like papa.

#ferid bathory #guren ichinose #rígr stafford #crowley eusford #they are all family #i'm not lying #family fight #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #ons #sote #owari no seraph chapter 134 #seraph of the end chapter 134 #owari no seraph chapter 135 #seraph of the end chapter 135

[iroissleepdeprived]

Guys, Hermes is also the god of ADHD, Troy Dohe- I MEAN Hermes himself confirmed this.

#i'm not lying #hermes #epic the musical #kinda? #iro and their tedtalks

[plague-doctor-who]

although I am feeling evil and spiteful, I wanted you to know that I still love u 😍

Oh, it's fine, darling! I love when you get evil, it's my favorite part of the day! Because then I get to watch with pride as you brutally eviscerate people with such fervor and hatred, while I stand ready to hand you weapons and give you a little kiss every time you come near, and to give you words of encouragement and love over the screams of your enemies, and to wipe the sweat from your brow and give you a bit of pink lemonade to make sure you stay hydrated, and when you're finally too tired to keep going, I make sure to bring you a nice massage chair and a weighted blanket and a tray of freshly-baked cookies to help you recharge before a nap, while I head in with the rest of the weapons you didn't use to finish the job, after which I make sure to look around and disembowel any witnesses, and then I go around and collect all the weapons and still-usable munitions and make sure to clean them all thoroughly, after which I make sure to go ahead and collect all the bodies for mass disposal somewhere unassuming, and then I go ahead and clean up any remaining blood or scattered gore or debris from the surrounding area as well as any other incriminating evidence, at which point I put any leftover cookies in a baggie for later and wash out the lemonade glasses and carry you, still sleeping in the massage chair, back home to get you washed up, as well as myself, after which I check back to see if you're still feeling spiteful, in which case I ready everything to go through all this again, or otherwise I sit down with you to snuggle for a bit and take a nice nap together...

#pdw x shy #canon event #this totally happened #i'm not lying #i swear #this happens every so often #how else would i know everything in such meticulous detail #i love my wife #she's so silly #it doesn't hurt anyone #they're fine #don't worry about it

[zeldamphibiedalls]

Everybody's reaction to the latest lu update

#linked universe #I'm not lying #No offense to anyone #of course #I'm just aroace

[agent-toast]

hello!

reblog with your opinion in the tags if you would like to see me voice act some of my favourite scenes from the Artemis Fowl series! i'll update if so.

yes i will be voice acting every character. i have no friends who have read Artemis Fowl :(

i might or might not be making it into an animatic? depends on how lazy i am :D

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl ii #fowldom #holly short #when i tell you i could play opal koboi in a good artemis fowl movie #i'm not lying #i'm smol #angry #and quite prepared to scream my guts out at people #that would be fun as hell :D

[themagicfolf]

Brought to you by r/BatmanArkhams patent pending AslumePills™️ I present The Man Mobile!

#i'm not lying #It's real #The #Nissan #Hyper-force #Painted black #I've Jonkled for to long #The Aslume is calling me #oh god oh fuck #They're here

[euesworld]

We have determined that is not a lie, haha

#if nobody told you today #I'm not lion #I'm not lying #stop lying #lying #you are beautiful #beautiful #beauty #beauty of you #today #lion #african lion #not a lion #kitty #kitty kitty #happy kitty #cats #cat memes #funny memes #wholesome memes #meme #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance

[redxluna]

YT Comments: Ugh, why did Hatice never pull rank as a dynasty member over her husband? She’s a part of why he was so out of control 😔

YT Comments, in the same breath: These dynasty women were so privileged, steam rolling over the husband’s who should have kept them under control 🙄

#magnificent century #when i tell you it's a MESS over there #i'm not lying

[perroulisses]

I want to say that anything related about the lore of Outis and their friends™

is completely and fully fault of Retro, the Chinese cloned monkey.

#I'm not lying #reading about it made my brain start working #also it has a lot to do with Once upon a time (In Space) #BUT IT'S MOSTLY RETRO'S FAULT #ocs #outis #i'm unhinged